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MikeMicheal:
Number 10, Asorock street, abuja, Lagos.

We are on our way! Don't move an inch oh

dannyrhymes600:
They are serving the zobo very cold, some have started adding okpa and moi moi to the zobo

We dey here dey wait for them as usual

donbachi:
Was walking on the road at agudama street d/line ph...all i heard was "athink i done catch u today". b4 i knew wat was happening,i done reach ground.i started shouting..." wetin i do u na".

After a close look at me.the guy began pleading with me.dat it was a mistaken identity issue.

begoniaa:
Something that has happened is what you're calling my wish? Okay o. Believe what you want. I have sha shared my own.

Vinnie2000:
Just admit you like Marathon sex..leave dis plenty talks..
Nobody will beat you..

Naija ladies, I know una na..

begoniaa:
Oh my God, no. Lmaoooo. You said you came here for the zobo, and I said my own experience is legit.


Nahhh. How can it be uncomfortable in a luxury car? And it's only the two of us oh. But a giraffe been dey try peep inside the car sha, we no send.

We want different things be that the zobo I meant is the lies that would be flying right, left and center here.
I'm just hear to entertain myself with the gist and nothing else sir.

Perhaps, you should kill the idea of car sex since your wish won't be granted

begoniaa:
Interested...in...a car sex? A safari? Ayam nut honda-stand.

OH! I thought you are talking about the zobo part

Talking about that kinda of sex, wouldn't it be uncomfortable for you guys to engage on?

begoniaa:
Yup... In a Lamborghini, on a safari.



Zobo where, sis? Mine is legit o.

How legit is yours? Someone I know might be interested.

Ishilove:
Michelle, are they prospecting for oil? I'm not sure Dangote spends up to 5 minutes on top of a woman, and Alakija's hand will already be reaching for her phone if her husband passes the 5 minutes mark.

2 hours 55 minutes seems like forever biko. Imagine what you can achieve in 2 hours 55 minutes

5 minutes is relatively small nau shey he will not do pre-intimacy ni? Abi is the guy those ones that just dives in without pre-intimacy?

It wouldn't be a bad idea if he breaks the Guinness Book of records with his sexual stunts (I'm just saying you know)

Nobody should advice him otherwise oh else I go vex, he should take buruntashi mixed with erujeje, banjinotu poka, charger, Davina and a little touch of weed. He would last more than his ancestors in bed.

Don't thank me, what are Nairaland families for

Ishilove:
Don't mind him. It is somebody's daughter he wants to pump for 40 minutes. Killer. Amu Killiwe

40 minutes is small na
Anything less than 2hours 55minutes is not acceptable. I dey my house, coman beat me

dannyrhymes600:
even the ones wey no fit afford bicycle dey contribute. Well, i came for the lies

Hahaha.. You sabi my brother.
Na the zobo I come for too

MikeMicheal:
I AM INNOCENT

Pinned.
Lemme goan call the police in my area for you, please what's your address for easy access?

macho44:
Amu Sirim'Ike

Odinma.. At least, you wee be able to shoulder all the blows and slaps dey wee deliver to you when time comes. My own na to stay one corner dey cry and beg make dem no kee you finish, if we reach house na to bia gi nmiri oku karaka for body

macho44:
Forget, "Happen Dey Nothing"

Davash222:
I admire girls that chest their BS, regardless.


I'm impressed, ma'am.

Randal:
Explain this joke please.

Na dia wahala dey, me no sabi translate am well but let me call someone that can help
Macho44, your attention and translation is needed

Davash222:
Sister Raw


Tuale ma'am.

Brother questionnaire


I hail you oh!

Davash222:
How did you know

Bia nwokem, hapum aka biko
Meanwhile, it's the basic thing a woman should know if she dey nack raw. No be for my mouth you hear am oh

ameh43:
Not that easy if you really love the person.... May be with time

I do but there's a limit to what one can take in terms of love, I no dey do pass myself

StPete:
I've been around as usual
How you day boo

Shebi you that abandoned ya ancestors not me, I wee deal with you
I'm doing great and you?

StPete:
Is that so...

Where the heck have you been?

Odin2:
"OLANIYI"

OLANIKE

macho44:
Pity Died On The Day There Was No Pity To Pity

Lol.. You are not nice at all sha come inbox, I get gist for you

macho44:
Just move on bro, this SHIP has sailed, Party Don Scatter