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macho44:
Oooooooooh!!!!
Oooooooooh!!!
Nwanyi-Oma, You Don Capture My HEART ooooooooo. Now your LOVE is looking for my TROUBLE . I won't only CUBANA you, Let me be your HUSHPUPPI

Hahaha.. Bros, you be confam clown aswear. Any person wey carry ya matter for heart go just off
Suddenly you want to become my Cubana and hushpuppi all in one? Inukwa
Abeg, carry ya wahala dey go oh.

macho44:
Cubana pass CUBANA, His own CUBANA na INTERNATIONAL level
He is a perfect hybrid of "Cubana ChiefPriest & Obi Cubana"

macho44:
Every lady needs a CUBANA in her life

My own CUBANA knows himself.. Na only products I wan sell biko, I can't afford to be CUBANIZED by two oga

macho44:
Variety is the spice of life. Don't worry, he will simply CUBANA you

I don't want him to Cubana me.. He should buy my products only

macho44:
What if he decides to buy the product & vendor together?

Ewooooo... I no think reach that side oh What if he wants to buy only white clay and not brown? he may not likely be able to afford both clays

FalseProphet1:
I see you getting pregnant this year. I see the guy trying to deny it, but because of your wahala the guy will just have to marry you.

This I have seen.

KingDash:
lol wtf.. I can still get to know you it ain't bad.

KingDash:
the older the better, you in abj?

richmond500:
OK, how's business going?

Ishilove:
Obi Cubana ko, Obi Madubogwu ni

Some pipu sef, ordinary 250k you can not use and bless my life if God bless me with big money now, you wee be shouting ojoro

richmond500:
250k? what kinda clay is that?

KingDash:
older women in abuja hit me up..

This wan is looking for sugar mummy don't goan ataga somebody's mommy oh

Ishilove:
Kuku carry plank and plank me

Patronize me kwanu.. Can't you be the Obi Cubana in my life ni at least that day, I go use money take do red carpet for you na

Ishilove:
How much per basket?

Ishilove:
Ahn ahn, let us know the kind of clay you sell in case some others are interested in patronising na

If that's the case, I specialize mainly on white clay( as some men likes them oyinbo pepper) and brown clay(others likes them caramel skin, you know the usual brown skin girls Beyonce talked about ) I will reason the native clay later when men starts to show interest

Ishilove:
And why do you want to meet me one good day?

To beat you nau as you dey pepper dem for here, sha no gree oh. Na plan work

Ishilove:
White clay, brown clay or native clay?

Ishi, lemme make I do business biko abi you no wan make I fit afford your asoebi money when bros set ni?

AtlanticB:
I need a very beautiful girl with big breast big yansh and tight kpekus

MejiLoyon:
Finally read it and this is my question. I hope you enjoyed it. I hope you nacked the bazooka out of that toto. I hope she screamed hallelujah and spoke in tongues while you squeezed your anointed rod into her red sea. I hope she came.

Pastor wey dey nack. I won't judge you Sha. And I have no advise for you. I'll just chip in something hopefully you will use it to have small sense. STOP GIVING YOURSELF UNNECESSARY PRESSURE. Think about that last sentence deeply. It's the answer to everything.

When are.you returning to school? I want to invest in church business. Pastor wey Sabi nack toto go Sabi make money from offering and tithes.

Hahaha hahaha.. The bros nack shege comot for her body on the contrary, e fit be say na small tin im do and im no enjoy am too now Belle don enter for wetin guyman pastor no enjoy. Which kain bad market be this sef?
Come to think of it, na pastors nack pass sha. Where do you think ride on pastor came from?
@op, she's not really threatening with not seeing ya baby stuff if na Imo State she truly come from, some parts of Imo sabi do that tin wella and there's nothing you can do about it even with ya wealth if dem decide say you no go see ya pikin.

My advice, use ya little savings wey remain go learn skills and make something for yourself and this time around, tie ya preek rope to avoid another unplanned pregnancy.
GOODLUCK, you go need am! Mr nackist cum guyman pastor I dey loyal to ya ministry!

Bola146:
Exactly how you couldn't comprehend before writing an episode of advice Pele

I give up on you long time ago when I noticed you have a problem assimilating words there's no where in my post that an advice was given, perhaps you should go back to school. Bickering words with you is already causing me headache, Kai. Carry ya brain wey dey on hibernation mode go one side mbok.

Bola146:
So cooking soup only will be 10k weekly for two people like seriously Alakoba gidi ni e

Drop the act Hanty, e no fit you
The problem I have with you is that you don't read to comprehend, your matter tire me gan.
Where in my post did I say she should spend 10k for pot of soup edakun?
Ikegwuru!

Bola146:
as a newly wedded couple with no relations living with you, it's more than enough.. she can save like #30k from it.

Drop this sanctimonious act abegi, this is how you will be giving unverified advice as if you've tasted marriage before to know what goes on in there person tell her husband say money no reach, you dey yarn dust. Are you her or is the woman your younger sis? All these pretence no go change anything, man wey go marry you here go still marry you so drop the act.

Have you been to the market lately to know what is really going on, goods worth of 50k wouldn't fill up mini shopping bag unlike before when things are cheap and it's even more difficult seeing that she is expecting. A pregnant woman has cravings and she mustn't depend on her husband to get her those things when she can easily dip her hands into the monthly upkeep to get them, make you no dey yarn opata for here jare.

Parizz:
Cool. I like your confidence. This is not me patronising you. I'm not a simp. Truth is, I'm awed by your intelligent and insigtful comments you post. You are blunt, tho sometimes you might sound a little bit cocky. I sense you are a polite girl in real life. Once again, i'm not trying to patronise you. That is not me. Good morning

Smile! I know you are not patronising me and you are absolutely right, I'm cocky when I choose to be. When you find yourself in the midst of angry Nigerians, you've got to develop a thick skin to survive especially here on Nairaland . What makes you think I would consider you to be a simp? Well, we can actually test run the idea you know to find out if you would be a good simp(according to Nairaland) or a staunch redpiller, what do you think? good morning to you sir.

Parizz:
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