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Romance › Re: Has A Lady Visited You Before And Refused To Leave Again by Michelle55: 6:30am On Jul 13, 2021
Keep the story coming cheesy
Family › Re: Basic Military Training Prospective Husbands MUST Undergo Before Marriage (vid) by Michelle55: 7:40am On Jul 12, 2021
Lol... Women are so complicated aswear, sometimes, they don't even know what they want. cheesy It takes a really patient and understanding man to marry a woman.
This minute they are all over you, the next minute they are like "I just want to be left alone" when you decide to let them be kwanu, they will be like " so you're not going to ask me what's wrong with me?" cheesy and when you eventually summon the courage to ask, the next thing you would hear is " it's fine, don't worry anymore" wahala be like wetin again? grin


Like I said earlier, women are like children who needs constant validation and care from their men to make them feel special and same applies to men, as a woman give the same measure of care, love and RESPECT to your man and the equation would be balanced. Everyone needs somebody to inspire and love them at their worst time in life including men, so it's 50/50 agreement to make each other happy.

Just find someone who can deal with your madness albeit how little it might look to you and you both would do just fine.. Marriage is never a battlefield!!
Romance › Re: Marrying As A Man When You Are Not Financially Stable by Michelle55: 8:12pm On Jul 07, 2021
dingbang:
michelle55, do you concur?
Absolutely! I do concur. grin
Family › Re: Confused! by Michelle55: 5:01pm On Jul 06, 2021
pocohantas:
We call it equity contribution in business.

I want to build a school, it costs 50m. I know if I ask you for 50m, you will see me as an unserious person. What do I do? I tell you I have 32m, I need 18m to make it up. Truth is, I don’t have shishi. It is that your 18m I need to build the school. cheesy grin



You dey underrate Nairalanders sha.
Please go back to work, you are spoiling business for this couple grin

Family › Re: Confused! by Michelle55: 4:18pm On Jul 06, 2021
cheesy
pocohantas:
Heya. And you quickly logged into the account you created a day after she opened this thread. Deliberately typing in shorthand to pass off as a different person. Whereas your tenses and punctuations are accurate.

Well done o.




He did not did anything jare. grin
They know what they are doing. Na Ondo Bonnie & Clyde be this.
cheesy kuku kee me

Family › Re: Confused! by Michelle55: 2:24pm On Jul 06, 2021
Yawns! All these shalaye ko necestri

You kept repeating same scenarios over and over again, infact I don know everything wey happen to you from the beginning to this very page by heart and I can tell it all even with my eyes close.


Until you learn to value yourself, nobody will, know this and know peace.

You both deserve each other, you gave birth to the first one and you saw the condition of things at home, instead of closing your legs to hustle and make something for yourself, you decided that bringing in another baby would make everything alright. Who does that in this modern age?

I don't feel pity for you at all, your pride won't let you return to your people and the annoying part is that he isn't even married to you yet you subjected yourself to all these torture. For what exactly? Dem bury una placenta together ni? Abeg, carry this ya sob story park well jare. Iranu oshi!
Family › Re: Confused! by Michelle55: 1:39pm On Jul 06, 2021
budaatum:
Why? Truth finally hitting home?
Nah.. Una no gree drop money, na why she dey cry.. She wasn't expecting the backlash and super glue hands meted out to her, she think say this year go be like last year when dem cash out big smiley
Family › Re: Confused! by Michelle55: 1:37pm On Jul 06, 2021
cayorday89:
There is no point sobbing when you have an option of returning to your parents and picking up yourself you rather want to live large on the benevolence of people online who are probably managing themselves, some of us na free opera we dey use access Nairaland ooo. You are not even willing to get a low cost house but one you can't even afford in the near future (not writing you off but one needs to be realistic, even if you can, it's better you use it for the welfare of those children.. My own father told me he wants to get me a room and parlor self-con as a struggling guy and I refused that I will be okay with a single room apartment telling him will I have to come back to him to pay for the subsequent year if I can't afford it again and you are here trying to live large on the sweat of total strangers for your own complete comfortability ... Things don't work that way...
No advice will work here, all they are after is money. Anything other than money won't be taken serious, I was patiently waiting for the account number and trust me, she didn't disappoint me.
Family › Re: Confused! by Michelle55: 7:28am On Jul 06, 2021
Lizzyangel:
Hello everyone.
To God be the glory,schools resumed in Ondo state yesterday, I had to go back home on Sunday Evening to check if I can get Diye's uniforms and Kiishi's needs, the door is locked but I could find my way in through the exit door, resuming coupled with my current restlessness led to my tiredness and inability to update this last night.


I've searched round Ore looking for a room for my kids and I to live,as we're still living and being fed in a stranger's house for the past six days without a single call from folykaze to ask about his kid's welfare,(I guess it's a dream come through for him, victory at last!). So, I'm not comfortable living here, I don't like being a burden on others, though our host ain't complaining,but I shouldn't over-stay my welcome, they've really tried feeding, housing and clothing us for the past 6days, I pray that God almighty will continue to enrich their pockets and answer their prayers IJN.

The houses have been seeing are 1-2bedroom flats, which ranges 80-100k, I can't afford this cos whatever loan the school would be giving me, I'm to compulsorily pay back before the end of the term(3months) the minimum loan I was able to get is 50k,to be gradually deducted monthly, coupled with my kids tuition fees, my basic salary is 30k (extra lessons-exclusive)after the tax and compulsory savings reductions.


Restructuring may be hard and tasky ,but I'm surely moving on, if not for the urgency in my predicament, I'd have Done a thrift with my colleagues to enable me meet up my budget, but alas! I've been in a dilemma. I so much wish I could leave this my host's house before the end of this week.


This brings me to doing this again, I know many people will insult me again, and call me name, while few others that God will use will surely help us, for the sake of this innocent kids, please MAs/ Sirs, whatever God laid in your heart to help us with, it will go a long way in getting them an abode, their welfare is Paramount to me, right now I'm having the 50k loan gotten from school with me,we'd be needing more for the rents, little consumables, foodstuffs, diapers and others,(I've got loan to repay monthly, salary may not be enough for now), no little amount from your side that will go un-appreciated ma/sir.

0221204562
Wema bank

I might not be able to reply mentions during the day cos, we ain't allowed to use phones in the classroom,but I'd definitely reply in the evening/@night.

I'd gladly accept every insult coming to me for begging for my kid's sake, I'm not going back,I've come this far, please HELP US!!!
I've followed your post from the beginning to this post right here and I must admit, you didn't disappoint at all in dropping your account number. All my mind was telling me was that, it's only going to end in begging and you did just that.

How you feel comfortable staying in a stranger's house all this time with your kids, letting them feed and clothe you boggle my mind when your parents are still very much alive. No matter how mad your dad might be, he would never turn a blind eye to your pleadings but as usual, you are too proud to swallow what's left of your pride to crawl before him to seek forgiveness but you've willingly subjected yourself to daily torture and humiliation to a man who isn't even fit to be called a man neither a husband and a father.

How you decided to be this foolish and less concerned about your own personal welfare and that of your kids still baffles me, which made me to wonder if this isn't another ploy to rip nairalanders off their hard earned money. So, after all the advice and pleading for you to return home, you still didn't listen but choose to stay close to your predator (that's the best name to describe him at this moment) make I ask you fess, na so the preeq take sweet reach that you couldn't leave and stay far away from him? I know your type too well, you will be praying inwardly for him to change and come back to you eventually, just keep waiting.

You didn't even look for a single room to begin with, na 1 bedroom apartment and the rest your eyes go, boya you think Nairaland is NGO in charge of providing funds to silly women and men who doesn't want to reason for themselves, whatever happens to single room for easy start up since you've decided to die in Ore? I don't know about you oh but if my mom is living in a thatch house, that's where I would go with my kids and gradually pick up my life back but na only you know wetin you dey gain for there.

All this my big big yarns still boils down to you're not a serious person and I'm beginning to think that both you and your baby daddy wants to use this platform cash out.. Goodluck!
Family › Re: Nigerian Parents And Oversized Cloths | My Own Story by Michelle55: 5:53am On Jul 05, 2021
Here to read and laugh grin

Food › Re: Things I Bought For 2100 by Michelle55: 5:48pm On Jul 02, 2021
richmond500:
no be gravvy, its red oil rice I want to cook, I don't eat groundnut oil though
Will that fresh tomatoes and pepper I see there be enough to make the stew? Personally I don't like tomato paste and I barely use it, I would rather use the money for the paste to buy more fresh tomatoes.
Why don't you eat groundnut oil though?
Food › Re: Things I Bought For 2100 by Michelle55: 5:02pm On Jul 02, 2021
2100 well spent! Enjoy your gravy cheesy
Romance › Re: Why Guys Should Stop Dating Students Or Unemployed Ladies by Michelle55: 11:58am On Jul 01, 2021
I'm here to read comments as usual grin
Romance › Re: RELATIONSHIP TALK!! What Killed Your Feelings For Someone You Were Once Madly In by Michelle55: 4:48pm On Jun 27, 2021
cheesy
AutoChick4U:
You saw how she responded to the tillaman guy? Women will easily pick d seemingly alpha mindset guy than the one wey dey beg for attention. Better be wise
Thought I was the only one that noticed that.

Romance › Re: Would You Marry A Lady Or A Man That Drinks Alcohol by Michelle55: 10:47am On Jun 27, 2021
cheesy ehen.. So a woman is not allowed to drink but a man can okwaya? You guys won't cease to amaze me with your hypocritical attitude towards women sha, kuku goan marry a nun.
Mtcheew, one poster above me says any woman that drinks is promiscuous, I hear you Mr judge and jury grin
Today na Sunday, make I just chillax dey watch the nonsense comments here

Romance › Re: RELATIONSHIP TALK!! What Killed Your Feelings For Someone You Were Once Madly In by Michelle55: 9:45am On Jun 27, 2021
We grew apart and I don't have strength to pursue anybody, myself is enough for me.

Dude: bia, Mimi what happened to us?

Me: nwokem, I don't know oh smiley

Dude: ewu, let's give it a shot again please

Me: mkpi, no, I don't want again tongue

Dude: why nau? cry

Me: I no get strength to dey relationship again smiley
And that's how the chapter closed, no bad blood nor heartbreaks. It's not every relationships that must end with fights and vile remarks about each other.
Romance › Re: RELATIONSHIP TALK!! What Killed Your Feelings For Someone You Were Once Madly In by Michelle55: 9:33am On Jun 27, 2021
michlins:
She asked me for house rent few weeks into getting to know her.

You earn less than 30k but live in s house you pay 160k as rent.

No be juju be that
Big juju my brother cheesy
Romance › Re: Today Is The Worst Day Of My Life So Far. Save My Mother Please by Michelle55: 10:29am On Jun 22, 2021
Daprinxy:
Please,if you can be able to get the evidence they asked you to get,I will first send you 50k,10k for the debt and 40k for food stuffs...I will get you a job and I will start up a little business for your mum by July.I will try and manage send 200k for a start,gracias!!!!
Op, key into this.. Besides, you ain't sending the video here. All we need is someone to confirm that you are real and every other thing will fall into place
Come to think of it, this online begging don dey too much though.
Romance › Re: Ladies: This Is Why U Must Investigate A Guys Source Of Income Before Dating Him by Michelle55: 4:04pm On Jun 20, 2021
Noshitboi:
Choi!! You just made me look my woman again twice grin grin
Then you don't deserve her at all, if someone's words could make you doubt your woman, it simply means you've got no mind of your own. You are easily swayed by what people say, let her go!
Romance › Re: Ladies: This Is Why U Must Investigate A Guys Source Of Income Before Dating Him by Michelle55: 4:02pm On Jun 20, 2021
Nice one.. smiley

Romance › Re: Was The Guy Wrong For Doing This? (screenshots) by Michelle55: 2:52pm On Jun 18, 2021
cheesy is he fvcking mad? Why did he block her without collecting his money? Egbami! Shey that guy dey whine me?
My friend will you unblock her, collect every penny you spent bringing her over and if lucky lash her ontop. undecided
So she didn't consider him to be just friends when they were busy sexting and exchanging nudes, suddenly he is now a friend after flying you down there, my sister is like ya village people is doing you strong thing.
He should unblock her and collect his money back, if you no say you no go chop the food, no smell am. That's the deal!
She feel say she wise! Cunning woman die, cunning man bury am cheesy
Romance › Re: A Lady Asked Me Out On A Date. What Do I Do? by Michelle55: 7:17am On Jun 14, 2021
cheesy
SmellySperm:
All na format. We all know how it will end smiley

But in whatever you do,pls don't engage in a pre-marital sex
Says the chairman of pre-marital sex association of Nigeria abi na UAR grin

Romance › Re: Did Your Husband Change His Bed And Foam After Marrying You? by Michelle55: 5:18pm On Jun 12, 2021
Flirtyjane:
To the married women mostly;

Did your husband change the bed or foam after marrying you?

If no, then why are you proudly calling it matrimonial bed? grin
trouble dey sleep, inyanga go wake am cheesy
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Fixed A Date Online With Someone & Ran Away When U Saw The Person? by Michelle55: 3:19pm On Jun 12, 2021
Frales6:
mine was on Facebook ooo, we bonded as well. in fact we have started calling ourselves sweetie and honie, only for us to meet.....choooiiii....he escaped imbbecile... (God forgive me ooo). I don't know what the shape of his head, his body, his mouth, his legs look like... aahhh! I tire!!! I just managed to smile while gisting but no be me dey there aswear. and the funny part...I was to sleep over at his place bcox I was coming from a very far distance. he started introducing me to his friends around, that I'm his wife....they were hailing him...I shame tire. fast forward to night...guy man no gree me sleep, say him wan nack....omo I provoke bcoz already I dey vex
Chai.. Babe, shey you will make heaven laidis? This wickedness is too much na cheesy
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Fixed A Date Online With Someone & Ran Away When U Saw The Person? by Michelle55: 2:08pm On Jun 12, 2021
ridwanlawal:
I just come to read comments.
Ghost mode
That's my motto now my brother. Most of these guys are all after looks so it's best we let them find it and then do the wailing later, we will always be here to dish soothing words just to massage their ego and make them feel alright, after all we are Nairaland families grin
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Fixed A Date Online With Someone & Ran Away When U Saw The Person? by Michelle55: 2:01pm On Jun 12, 2021
Ishilove:
You are wise cheesy
You can't please them all, just do you and leave the rest for your maker. This sons of Pharoah shouldn't be given any chance at all, I like their wailing part, e dey sweet me walahi cheesy
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Fixed A Date Online With Someone & Ran Away When U Saw The Person? by Michelle55: 1:34pm On Jun 12, 2021
Ishilove:
So many immature, shallow people. This is why when they come online to cry about heartbreak I don't have any sympathy for them because you put looks over character. The two of you chat and discover you have chemistry. You are comfortable with this person, you flow with this person, you both share the same interests and worldview, but because you are shallow and you can't see past the physical appearance which will fade in time, you cut off someone that can make you happy in the long run.

Foolishness on all fours
Have you ever wondered why most ladies spends heavily on makeups or why the guys are always trying so hard to impress? Just go through each comments here and you will discover why most relationships are not worth it, they prefer the man/woman with good looks rather than someone with character.
I don't waste my time commenting on relationships matter on NL again, if you look closely they went for the pretty/handsome faces devoid of character. I just catch my cruise here and wait for them to create the wailing thread later cheesy
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Fixed A Date Online With Someone & Ran Away When U Saw The Person? by Michelle55: 12:12pm On Jun 12, 2021
My cousin did actually that's why I prefer no makeover thingy if it's the first time so you will know what you're getting yourself into:
During that 2go era, my cousin invited a girl down to our place, he has placed this girl above himself with their usual honey and sweetie name calling cheesy. We no dey hear word for house again, na shey my honey don call me as I step out or abeg shift make I talk to my babe, e cum be like say d babe dey use jazz for am. In all, all of us just chill dey wait for the day the geh go show na grin

D day finally came, bros arrange im room, give us money to take cook and spray perf for room ahead of her arrival smiley
We follow am go park to welcome the babe, na my sis fess see the babe cum tell me, omo na so I weak cheesy I no know when I start to laugh. Immediately bros eyes follow me see wetin I see e wan run, na so we hold am for cloth tell am to smile as the babe dey approach us cheesy bros dey always tell us say we the sisters no fine reach im babe, he refused to take the geh home to avoid family embarrassment cheesy
Throughout her stay, bros no gree bring the geh out of the house na night she go baff and na our room bros cum crash finally, no joy to knack or even touch the babe sef cheesy
Early momo, e carry the geh go park pay tfare and promised to call her, that was the last time he saw her.
Since then, he cancelled makeup ladies. Just cum as you are and if it doesn't work out then it's not meant to be.
Family › Re: 15 Demonic Names Parents Should Stop Calling Their Children. by Michelle55: 11:52am On Jun 12, 2021
This list of yours is totally baseless undecided
Leonard means Bold as a Lion, I refuse to believe anything else. I guess you compiled this list when you were hungry, do well to edit it when you've eaten okay.
Nairaland General › Re: Snake Killed In My Vicinity While Trying To Lay Eggs by Michelle55: 8:09pm On Jun 11, 2021
cheesy lala right now

Romance › Re: Should I confess to My Wife And Kids because I feel dirty by Michelle55: 7:39am On Jun 11, 2021
I'm more interested in the said nairalander that committed such an abominable act undecided
Why can't he just help you and seek for pleasure elsewhere after all gaymen plenty for island there huh Abi ya own yarnsh dey special ni?
Wait fess! Shey you wear ya wife skirt and blouse go there ni because I don't understand why a man would address his clothes as DRESS.
I sincerely hope this is not another sensational write-up, If it's true, may the genuine help you seek find you!
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: How Legit Is This Job Invite? by Michelle55: 1:25pm On Jun 08, 2021
FAKE.. Don't even think about wasting your money for such useless invite.

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