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Bola146:
Dreadlocks, tattoos, sagging, bad English, blonde hair, pride, .....

LOL. You sef, which one is bad English?
Is English your native language?
Kindly take your time to go through all your messages here on Nairaland then come back and tell me what bad English really means
I go believe you then

ABANGWABOI:
Make Chelsea beat this shitty Pep team..
Both Manchester clubs must loose their European cup finals..
Michelle55 Nwanyi Oma.. I dn show oo

shey you dey whine us ni.. We are able and capable to beat Pep hands down, my people don use WhatsApp status finish my enemy no be me. Pass me a bottle of Heineken and a plate of nkwobi, na early celebration mood I dey so

ABANGWABOI:
No make me vex commot ya teeth now oo

Oya forward applicants to me..

LOL.. Which features do you seek for in a life partner? Make I know how I want take print the flyers to distribute
As my person wey you be, I gats arrange legit babe for you devoid of urgent 2k geng

ABANGWABOI:
Lol
I am not oo.. I am still single officially.. you are free to apply..

You are my brother nau, how can I apply kwanu?
Let the gehs apply, I'll be the one to vet dem.
Besides, I have Cute Cheeks already I no dey do pass myself

SmartPolician:
Stop being childish.

Nairaland is a faceless forum.

Will you be able to recognize him when you run into him tomorrow?

ABANGWABOI:
Lol .. Your man is definitely married somewhere..

Are you the brother in question? because I no trust you at all, the way you dey do me off and on mesef no cum understand am

Hanty Op, egbon is successfully married and he does not want you to jeopardize his peaceful home but at same time, he still wants to enjoy the freshness of a single lady.
Give yasef brain my sister.

ABANGWABOI:
Michelle55
This one of the reasons why I said I don't want a female child ...
They are easy Prey for men into heinous crimes like this, Sadly .
And also most barely have rational thoughts, hate corrections and advice and wants to engage in adventure.. see as dt one leave Lagos find man go Rivers just for knacks and what have you. ..
Sad situation.

I do understand your fears but you can't determine the sex of your child just because you have the ability to pump your wife full
Na God dey give children and na only HIM fit determine which gender go fit you so just calm down and let HIM take care of His own.
Me want female pikin, someone of the same gender with me. I no like cheating at all, how can I accept to be surrounded by guys, it's impossible.

richmond500:
u should watch blood diamond, its the best for me

ekene101:
1. Hard target
2. True lies
3. Conan the barbarian
4. Mard
5. Commando
6. Terminator
7. Robocop
8. James bond spy who loves me
9.
10. Predator
11. Mortal Kombat
12. Terminator
13. Home alone
14. Baby day out
15. Anaconda
16. Drunken master
17. Who am i
18. King Solomon's mine
19. Airforce 1
20. The mummy
21.
22. Face off
23. Conair
24. Merlin
25.
26.
27. Issakaba
28. Water world
29.
30. Black hawk down
31. Blood diamond
32. Tears of the sun
33. Set it off



I yaf tried...

stanliwise:
Our heart chooses but our brains make the final “Yes”. Be smart.
If not for infatuation, Wetin wan make you fall in love with a person in a faceless forum. Person wey she never see at all

stanliwise:
She better keep that her feeling inside bottle. Na Naija we dey.
A brother she admire can be found in her street, let her do evening stroll time to time. He will come

ABANGWABOI:
Lol... I don't know why I have a deep seated hatred for that team.. maybe cos I am an arsenal fan and I witnessed the glory Okoro days of SAF as their Coach.. d only club in the world that can make me support manutd in a match they play is when they play against Barca ...
My two most hated club..
1. Barcelona
2. Manchester utd..

Babe just avoid me on Saturday cos I hate PEP and city, I would support my London brothers that day. ..

LOL, avoid you keh, I go even call you to join me and celebrate as we battle with Man City.
Barca na im worse pass, ordinary Granada come beat dem for their home.. I just watch as my neighbor dey cry like small pikin that day, dude was already jubilating as per say Barca dey beat Granada 1-0 first half not knowing say dance step go change for second half
Na me tell am to go cash out before everything go burst, bros no gree. Las Las, Barca no gree win upon every every
Laugh wan kee me that day, bros no gree talk to me for days, say na me jinx the game.

ABANGWABOI:
Abia State Amaka...
Michelle55 .. Baby what do you think and have to say ??

Let's pepper the Man U family small, that's our brother making us proud in fact, my heart just dey do Tinini Tanana since Villarreal win that trophy
Man U fans right now below

ExpertEDITOR:
She did what 99.9999% women would have done in her shoes. Stop trying to look like u re better than her kind.

Guess you read my message through your anus before, now try reading it correctly. FYI, I never said I was better than anybody, heck I'm worse than your exes put together and I'm unapologetic about it oya go kee yasef now! Dem no dey tell deaf man say war don start, perhaps next time you should try avoiding the likes of me for your peace of mind

Starcrest1:
Finally!
Well having a child is not a stress to me just that this girl is unreasonable. Can't someone have a baby mama in peace again?

Having a baby mama isn't a crime but it's paramount to note that it's not every woman who's cut out for such lifestyle, why would you turn someone's daughter to a baby mama when you can easily wife her?
Didn't you notice she was unreasonable when you were busy digging her raw or what were you expecting after the marathon sex, a TV?
If you desire to have a baby mama, talk it through with the lady and if she's okay with being one then you guys can go ahead and breed a football team.
Some of these ladies has made it so easy for guys to take them for granted. What's the essence of buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? This is the world we live in now and it's sad!

ABANGWABOI:
United lives by penalties and they died by penalties last night..
Someone said they turned El Matador (Cavani) to Metaphor..
Good morning joor..

Please be nice to Man U fans biko its not an easy feat to be beaten.
Their losing touch me for bone marrow
Morning nwanne nmadu, do have a lovely day ahead. Meanwhile, I dey pray fervently make Chelsea no go flop against Man City

ABANGWABOI:
Lol..
Since you insist.. Nsogbu adighi.. just DM me for it ..
Such information should be privy to just your ears alone..
On a diff note.. Many thanks to Villareal for reducing noise pollution tonight..

LOL.. Man U fans should just hide their face abeg, told a friend that man U stood no chance against Villarreal, he thought I was bluffing
I've been calling him since last night to congratulate him, bros no gree pick call again omo that winning sweet me die.
Funny thing, they've have been playing draw since time immemorial, was thinking this time it would be different

ABANGWABOI:
My dear.. I dey jareh..
I was offline for two weeks.. my phone was stolen.. had to track the gadget thru the RRS and the thieves were arrested.. a lady, her boyfriend and other accomplices.. they are still cooling at the RRS custody as I speak..
As for giving you address.. abeg I no wn make you commit murder oo.. Cos prison watery beans no go good for your body..

I'm glad you are okay and at same time happy that you got your phone back, e be like say na hunger make dem steal ya phone sha. What they didn't know was that they can't thief a native hen's property if dem know say you be nwa Ngwa, dem no for near ya phone.

Meanwhile, just send the address nau, na only something I wan ask her . How can I fight my fellow woman on top gbola wey go reach everybody? You supox trust me na
Which kain nwanne you be na?

ABANGWABOI:
Nwanyi oma.. hapu m aka oo..
Oya no vex.. joor..
How are you jareh? It's been a while..

You forgot me nau
I'm doing great and you?
Who's that Beebe taking ya attention from me? Gimme her address, e get wetin I wan tell am

ABANGWABOI:
I would never have female children thou..
Nonsense and feminism

You have started again okwaya?