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Romance › Re: The kitchen is a zone open to all genders. Men get in there. by Michelle55: 9:47am On Aug 12, 2021
Personally, I like it when my partner knows how to cook in case I'm not around to do all that, he should be able to make sumptuous meals. Nothing beats home cooked meals, cooking isn't for women alone and I wouldn't mind having a man who knows his way around the kitchen. cheesy

We can decide to test our culinary skills once in a while and whoever that makes the best meal for the week gets to have a WELL DONE PRESENT from the other. It builds the relationship and makes it more fun.

Somehow, you end up teaching your kids that it's alright to do things together with your spouse without saying a word to them, all they need do is watch you do the right things at home when you can.
Romance › Re: . by Michelle55: 9:37am On Aug 12, 2021
Oh! It's no longer Nigerian women we should be scared of but rather women all over the world.. That's a first of its kind! smiley
Me likeey!
Celebrities › Re: Olayiwola Olatunji 'DJ Scoot 007' Killed His Pregnant Lover - Family Of Girl by Michelle55: 9:27am On Aug 12, 2021
I don't understand, does she have 5kids already or her child for her former lover is 5years old? Ayam confused sad
May he be caught soon to face the music. All this bloggers una no dey try with how una take dey present news oh
Romance › Re: Sinikiwe Kademaunga Shows Off Her Boyfriend (Photos) by Michelle55: 9:12am On Aug 12, 2021
Skyfornia:
Love is real...

"Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It does not dishonor others, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres. Love never fails” (1 Corinthians 13:4-8


Nairalanders, if you don't have those qualities listed up, never ever say you love someone.
Thank you for this!
Romance › Re: Couple Marry After Medical Test Said Wife Can't Conceive; She Gives Birth (Pix) by Michelle55: 12:39pm On Aug 08, 2021
kiss congratulations
Sports › Re: Chukwuebuka Enekwechi's Sister Blasts Nigerian Women by Michelle55: 8:34am On Aug 05, 2021
This isn't necessary at all, why is she crying more than the bereaved? It was her brother that was attacked, why did she take over the mantle of ghetto lifestyle to display her hatred for her fellow women?
Guess she wants to trend as well, Goodluck to her for the few minutes fame!
Romance › Re: How I Met My American Navy Boyfriend, A Nigerian Girl Speaks by Michelle55: 1:41pm On Aug 04, 2021
Ishilove:
You try. Now I will have to call him to coolu temper grin
Redpillers wee not like this statement cheesy
Romance › Re: How I Met My American Navy Boyfriend, A Nigerian Girl Speaks by Michelle55: 1:35pm On Aug 04, 2021
Ishilove:
Michelle biko, you want me to call bros on phone and cry on his head abi? cheesy
Oya, lemme be going.. It's you that started it nau cheesy I say lemme epp a sister in completing the explicit imagination.
Romance › Re: Has A Movie Ever Made You Cry? by Michelle55: 1:24pm On Aug 04, 2021
Ishilove:
Me I cried until snot ran down my nose. I am all for happy endings and Titanic broke my heart.
Watched it for a bit, my guts just reminded me that I'm about to turn on the waterworks, I hurriedly stopped the movie and that was the end of it for me. I can't afford to cry any more
Romance › Re: How I Met My American Navy Boyfriend, A Nigerian Girl Speaks by Michelle55: 1:21pm On Aug 04, 2021
Ishilove:
I'm not trying to spoil you, but I am just admiring God's wonderful creation. Bros is tall, dark and handsome and I must admire his beauty wink
LOL.. You this geh, shey you wee not leave me laidis cheesy my train of thoughts is getting darker with explicit imagination of bros being unclad and me admiring the masterpiece God created.
Aaaarghh! Stooppeet grin
Romance › Re: Has A Movie Ever Made You Cry? by Michelle55: 1:18pm On Aug 04, 2021
Ishilove:
Me too. That movie is very emotional.

Titanic also made me cry a river
I don't have the heart to watch titanic not after I cried like someone whose dear relative died after watching 3 idiots, I cried to the extent of hiccuping. That was how bad it was, I'm not towing that path again. No more emotional movies for me.
Romance › Re: How I Met My American Navy Boyfriend, A Nigerian Girl Speaks by Michelle55: 1:14pm On Aug 04, 2021
Ishilove:
As in ehn. Bros dark skin shining in the sun, turns my legs to jelly and makes me think sinful thoughts. grin
Puleeease Ishi, don't spoil me cheesy I've promised bros to be a good geh.
Romance › Re: How I Met My American Navy Boyfriend, A Nigerian Girl Speaks by Michelle55: 1:08pm On Aug 04, 2021
Ishilove:
We love our dark chocolat grin wink
Aswearugad cheesy bros is looking so fine with that his melanin popping skin, I wee just be smiling sheepishly cheesy I can't help it biko
Romance › Re: Has A Movie Ever Made You Cry? by Michelle55: 12:46pm On Aug 04, 2021
Countless times, I no longer watch romantic movies just to avoid crying. Silly me still cries whenever I watch 3 idiots no matter how many times I've seen the movie.
Romance › Re: How I Met My American Navy Boyfriend, A Nigerian Girl Speaks by Michelle55: 12:44pm On Aug 04, 2021
Congratulations dear!!
Just not a fan of whitey sha smiley I still prefer my African men with their rich and creamy skin anytime any day wink
Romance › Re: Ever Visited Someone You Met Online? Share Your Experience by Michelle55: 10:10am On Jul 30, 2021
Let me park my kabukabu for here, this thread go make sense... Please keep the bobo coming. Amu enjoying every bit of it cheesy

Family › Re: My 18months Old Boy Is Behaving Stubborn by Michelle55: 2:18am On Jul 29, 2021
Let's assume there's no social media where you can bring your family problems to, what would you have done to curtail the situation sir?
Easy with all this clamour to be heard or seen on SM, no be so life dey oh.

Our parents did their best to raise us right and God did the rest without the use of SM, why can't you do same with your kid?
The struggle to garner likes and cheap mention is real, na why I run leave Facebook for una oh. Now una want make person leave Nairaland all because you guys can't sort some issues privately.
Family › Re: My Marriage Has Finally Crashed! by Michelle55: 7:59pm On Jul 28, 2021
Rozcol:
Please let us hear word and for your information she's right about that number 2,in marriage a man should provide everything and its solely depend on your wife's decision to assist you or not,its not a mandatory task.Women are care givers and not providers, you can't expect a woman to provide and still respect you it usually don't happen that way.She's not hear to say her own side so nobody has the right to condemn her yet. No be Nigerian men again mtchewww
Honestly, I try as much as possible to avoid your post because it reeks of bitterness and frustration. Where is it stipulated that the man should bear the brunt alone just because he married you?

Don't you know the meaning of helpmate? You had better change this disgusting mentality before marriage if truly you want to settle down.

Walai, I'm not sure the knots in your head is complete, please check well.
Aaarrghh!
Education › Re: Amusing Inscriptions On Shirts As Final Year Students Sign Out by Michelle55: 7:33pm On Jul 28, 2021
I went late for my final paper, I couldn't even remember what I wore sef.. E sure me say I no comb hair and I no snap any shikum picture to worsen the matter cheesy momsy was going through my phone searching for pictures to use brag say her pikin don graduate, as she no see any, guywoman spark like electric grin

Momsy: which kain pikin you be sef? undecided

Me: smiling smiley

Momsy: who dey shine teeth with you? angry

Me: mummy M, no vex. I go snap when I go service tongue

Honestly, I don't see anything special with all this inscriptions

Romance › Re: What Should I Do Now ?? by Michelle55: 12:16pm On Jul 27, 2021
Glutton.. I've got no words for you! Glad you got served immediately, no time!
Celebrities › Re: Hilarious Moment Casket Fell Off From Corpse Dancers In Ghana. by Michelle55: 11:37am On Jul 27, 2021
This one off me.. Dead body no wan extra stress of dancing nau.. Africans with oversabi lifestyle cheesy
Romance › Re: What Killed Ur Feelings For Someone Ur Madly In Love With by Michelle55: 9:21pm On Jul 26, 2021
Lol.. As usual, you guys can never disappoint with tales of things that never happened cheesy
Romance › Re: Nairaland Dating Thread 2021 Where Singles Mingle For Life Partner. Come In! by Michelle55: 11:23am On Jul 25, 2021
Ishilove:
Their defence is the 'Okro and vegetable theory' tongue
That's greed eating deep into them therefore, that theory doesn't hold water at all.
Romance › Re: Nairaland Dating Thread 2021 Where Singles Mingle For Life Partner. Come In! by Michelle55: 11:15am On Jul 25, 2021
Ishilove:
Since when did marriage stop men from having side chicks? cheesy
That's true though! Guess they never learn to stick their shaft in one place forever.
Romance › Re: Nairaland Dating Thread 2021 Where Singles Mingle For Life Partner. Come In! by Michelle55: 11:11am On Jul 25, 2021
Ishilove:
Don't mind him o. Na side chick e dey find grin
You don't mean it shocked are you saying Prof. Wole Soyinka Jr. Aka Macho44 is married?

What is he doing on the single thread then? lipsrsealed there's no chidinma for him here oh cheesy
Romance › Re: Nairaland Dating Thread 2021 Where Singles Mingle For Life Partner. Come In! by Michelle55: 11:02am On Jul 25, 2021
macho44:
Nwanyi-Oma, I'm On My Way To Your INBOX cheesy
Knock Knock, Biko Open The Door To Your HEART Make I ENTER grin
See as you carry ya hands and legs dey find trouble undecided
Na my CUBANA you go see for door cheesy just tell am wetin you dey find.
Romance › Re: Nairaland Dating Thread 2021 Where Singles Mingle For Life Partner. Come In! by Michelle55: 10:49am On Jul 25, 2021
macho44:
Nnem, You Are One Of A KIND cheesy
Infact, i prefer expressing myself with poetry. So make I freestyle for you.

Lover Of LOVE, Lover Of Life
Lover Of SPICE, And Everything Nice

Michelle Too FINE, She's One Of KIND,
She's the center of my HEART, Even When we are Apart

Shey make I continue? cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Ewooooo. Ishilove, please coman carry ya Wole Soyinka Jr. grin dude is making me laugh like a crazy woman, please nwokeoma channel all this sweet lyrics of yours into capturing a wife here. Wedding rice dey hungry me tongue
Romance › Re: Nairaland Dating Thread 2021 Where Singles Mingle For Life Partner. Come In! by Michelle55: 10:32am On Jul 25, 2021
macho44:
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy Ayam a GENTLEMAN, First Of My Name.
The Only True GENTLEMAN & World Famous Prince CHARMING.

I no go Church Today, I Decided To Stay Home Today & Meditate,
And Praise The Most High God For His Goodness & Mercies.
If you get any prayer request, feel free to tell me "My Lady".
A True GENTLEMAN Always Prays For Two wink
Chai! How on earth did I encounter you bikonu? I don't believe that you are gentle at all nnam because the gentlemen I knew died in 1809, na chaffs remain now. If you don't believe me, prove me wrong cool

As per my prayer request, tell God to bless every genuine people out there who is trying to make ends meet legally and who seeks for the betterment of this country.

Meanwhile, what truly makes you a true gentleman? smiley
Romance › Re: Nairaland Dating Thread 2021 Where Singles Mingle For Life Partner. Come In! by Michelle55: 10:17am On Jul 25, 2021
macho44:
Close your eyes Baby & Drift away slowly.
Come to dreamland and lemme Mesmerize you with TRUE LOVE cheesy
Hahaha.. Wait fess! Why you no go church? angry
Abi you don give pastor pikin Belle ni?
Romance › Re: Nairaland Dating Thread 2021 Where Singles Mingle For Life Partner. Come In! by Michelle55: 10:13am On Jul 25, 2021
macho44:
In Wizkid's voice, I fit KPEF on top your matter cheesy
Wonderment! This life na cruise sha. Humour me abeg, how you go take kpef for me biko smiley
Romance › Re: Why Did The Older Generation Last In Marriage Than This Generation? by Michelle55: 9:59am On Jul 25, 2021
There wasn't any urgent 2k/5k, twerking videos or hookups those days, the men wasn't trying to impress the ladies and no pressure to make money or die trying syndrome as well, unlike now that things has changed.

Social medias has helped to bastardize everything, everyone is trying to overtake the other and the ladies are in competition with themselves.

Technology isn't left out as well... The last sane generations is the 80s, the rest of us born after that time na China batteries.

Marriage is now a joke compared to the olden days, women now competes with men in cheating festivals and divorce is now rampant
Family › Re: Is This Normal Or A Curse?? by Michelle55: 9:50am On Jul 25, 2021
Nna eh, you sure say I no employ some people to dey do this online begging for me laidis huh At least, dem go dey remit daily pay after hustle. After all, nairalanders no wan learn say no be every beggars dey genuine, we go teach dem sense in awa own shikini way cheesy

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