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Romance › Re: Assuming You Just Want To Marry, Can You Marry Your Current Wife Again? by Michelle55: 8:53am On Jun 08, 2021
Kriss216:
What were you expecting when you use your two korokoro eyes go marry Nigerian girlhuh
It seems the more you are being ignored the higher your hatred and bitterness for Nigeria women becomes.. So the women in your entire family are from Somalia right?
If you really don't have any tangible thing to say, kindly keep mute next time to avoid sounding foolish as always.
For always saying vile things about our women(forgetting that your mom, sisters and even aunties are all Nigerians) you will remain frustrated! Ewu Gambia!
Romance › Re: Distance Relationship: Can Anything Meaningful Come Out Of It? by Michelle55: 7:12am On Jun 08, 2021
Yes.. Like the poster above me said "distance doesn't ruin anything at all but your doubts does"
LDR isn't for the feeble hearted and those easily swayed by the sins of the flesh, it takes a determined and sincere heart from both parties involved for such a relationship to thrive.
If you know you won't stay faithful and truthful to your significant other then don't bother going into it, it hurts when one is loyal and committed to the core and the other isn't.
Total trust and communication is the foundation in which you can build a LDR and both of you will come out strong.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Beware Of This So Called Company, They Are Kidnappers by Michelle55: 11:26am On Jun 04, 2021
Nkan nbe!

Thanks for sharing your story and I'm also glad that you are alive to tell it all.
Romance › Re: Please Help My Relationship Is Crashing by Michelle55:
Please help a brother. Life has not been easy ever since "ONE MILLION BOYS" visited us here in Lagos Mainland. They made away with some of my belongings including my phone and laptop which I was using in preparatory for my project. Please if you have a phone that you are not uring again, a brother needs it, even if its the one I can repair. You can contact me via:09077874685

Op, your gender is confusing. Kindly sort it out first, only then will I know you ain't a paid content creator. Thank you

https://www.nairaland.com/4198289/how-get-hard-sustainable-erection/22#94243616

https://www.nairaland.com/6081375/please-feeling-depressed-right-now#93287201

Last year, you were a guy and this year, you happen to be a girl.. Wonderful transformation I must admit.
Isn't God wonderful? huh
Romance › Re: Stop Holding On To People Who Don't Make An Effort To Stay by Michelle55: 4:28pm On May 31, 2021
VlamesIffect:
Oshey!! michelle obama
What I do nau? sad

Romance › Re: Stop Holding On To People Who Don't Make An Effort To Stay by Michelle55: 3:57pm On May 31, 2021
cheesy you even get enough time for your hands to beg them sef, my sister your own better.. My own be say hands dey scratch me to delete the person once you misbehave, no time to check time smiley

I don't give people that right to live rent free in my life and still have the temerity to cause me pains, if I complain twice, that does it for me and the next thing you will see I Don move on. I won't bother calling, texting or taking notice of you any more.

When I love, I do give my all and once I turn my back on, that's the end of it!
Romance › Re: What Step Should A Man Take When his Girl Is also in Love With Another by Michelle55: 1:49pm On May 31, 2021
Mivici:
na wetin come dey make the love strong, as I dey make love to her always the love spell, dey catch me
Mivici:
am sorry Fatima, you're wrong, I can't even keep count we do make love all night....I just want to make her my wife.
Dude have been pvssy whipped.. Make una hold una advise oh, dis wan is a loss cause.
Toto don carry am cheesy no amount of advice una drop here go sink in, bros is long gone in the world of toto paradise grin
Chei.. What woman honeypot cannot do, doesn't exist. Women I hail us oh! cheesy

Na we sabi dia melecine

Romance › Re: What Step Should A Man Take When his Girl Is also in Love With Another by Michelle55: 1:31pm On May 31, 2021
Nawa oh..
Na when op wan get sense laidis?
Babe tell you say she get two option and na you be side nigga, you still get mind to cum seek for opinion on wetin to do.
E be like say ya village dey do you fah
I no get strength to yarn, perhaps the person below me get answer for you

Romance › Re: She Told Me She Was Engaged, Now She Wants Me To Marry Her by Michelle55: 8:23am On May 31, 2021
grin she wants you to buy the cow now since the milk you were sucking is dried up, kuku close eyes buy the full cow bro.

Never mess with anyone's girl as long as she's engaged or married, those kind of ladies comes with lots of ill lucks. They will make you feel important only to leave you hanging at the dying minute because they've got a good option to fall back on, when you make yourself readily available for them, my brother you are a goner. You are simply an option and never a priority!

Seems like the main guy has called off the so called engagement and you are the next available person for marriage hence her decision to come to you, run make your legs dey touch your head bro. No gree oh!

Any girl that finds it easy to make out with another man when she's truly engaged can't be trusted nor wifed, lest I forget you are so cheap to have agreed in the first place. Naso the toto sweet you reach undecided you no even fear sha, your fellow man babe naim you get liver dey lash laidat cum still open mouth waaaaa dey yarn am for public.

PS: food wey you no wan eat, no smell am!
Sort yourself out because when you both were doing acrobatic styles we weren't there sir

Celebrities › Re: Fire Fighter Rescues Man And Woman From Hotel Room, Find Out She’s His Wife by Michelle55: 7:32pm On May 30, 2021
cheesy she came for conference meeting which some of us know as divk appointment, unfortunately she got stuck in the fire, that's why her husband was called upon to rescue her so that he would witness the work of God in her life as she's being made the ambassador of the other man's preeq grin
Isn't God wonderful?

Jokes Etc › Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Michelle55: 7:09pm On May 30, 2021
michaelpop50:
You see me, you done see Esun
Lol.. I thought as much.. I fear who no fear you my brother cheesy
Jokes Etc › Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Michelle55: 7:05pm On May 30, 2021
michaelpop50:
Na you sabi. I dey take my revenge here on earth.
Wicked boy! cheesy I Don dey fear you sad
Romance › Re: Let's Learn Together by Michelle55: 6:54pm On May 30, 2021
That mom's being sick trick is usually done by sick ladies, who the heck uses sickness of a family member to play if not that they are sick upstairs
I can't even imagine my mom falling sick talk more of wishing such on her just to gain material things from someone, ordinary headache that she would complain like this, I'm already worried. Gosh! Some people are truly sick in the head.

You need to change the circle of women you associate with, if she has something doing, all this stupid and wack format won't be forming in her head at all. I'll rather come out straight and ask for help rather than lie about it, it's either you say yes or no. Life goes on!
Romance › Re: The Single Post That Says It All About Most Girls. by Michelle55: 6:45pm On May 30, 2021
ABANGWABOI:
grin grin grin
Nna eh.. Ike gwuru
Jokes Etc › Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Michelle55: 6:38pm On May 30, 2021
Karleb:
Tarr!! I love to revenge. Although I forgive easily sha.
Ya own dey ya body cheesy
Romance › Re: He Confessed Having A Child While In 200level. by Michelle55: 6:36pm On May 30, 2021
You will be fine.. When we told you he's taken in the first thread, we weren't joking.
All the signs were there but you refused to see it however, there's no need to cry over a spilt milk anymore. A broken engagement /relationship is far more better than a broken marriage.

Dust your cute ass and move on, there's no need to be desperate for marriage. Every one of us has our timezone and when it's time to finally settle down, it will happen because it's the appointed time.

Don't put any unwanted pressure on yourself, yours truly will come!
Romance › Re: The Single Post That Says It All About Most Girls. by Michelle55: 6:27pm On May 30, 2021
ShadowCracker:
wahala cheesygrin.
Na true na.. I'm tired of the constant complains and nagging about girls.
They should give it a rest!
Romance › Re: The Single Post That Says It All About Most Girls. by Michelle55: 6:16pm On May 30, 2021
Una no dey tire ni?

Romance › Re: Hello Our Fellow Nairalanders .I Seriously Need A Second Wife by Michelle55: 6:08pm On May 30, 2021
Whatever rocks your boat sir!
Jokes Etc › Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Michelle55: 5:59pm On May 30, 2021
michaelpop50:
You nor lie sha. I took my revenge on everyone that disrespected me when i was broke. I messed them up completely. If you think you don't have conscience, you dey learn for my side.
Revenge is of the Lord brotherly! Learn to forgive and move on smiley
Jokes Etc › Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Michelle55: 5:58pm On May 30, 2021
Ishilove:
What of 9mobile?
Eww.. Ishi you no ruff me at all sad I have never used that network before, kindly epp me beg airtel to reduce their charging rate edakun kiss or I'll start buying new Sim every 6 months for their bonus offer cheesy
Jokes Etc › Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Michelle55: 5:49pm On May 30, 2021
emmnprince:
Don't get scammed!
Thanks bro!
Jokes Etc › Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Michelle55: 5:48pm On May 30, 2021
Ishilove:
If it is Airtel it's the same package, but other networks are cheapest
Yeah it's airtel. Emptyhen and zoogeria colour no make sense for here sad
Jokes Etc › Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Michelle55: 5:43pm On May 30, 2021
Ishilove:
You're welcome dear kiss
It's same package on airtel, no difference whatsoever cry
I thought his would be a lot cheaper than what I'm buying from airtel itself.
Jokes Etc › Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Michelle55: 5:33pm On May 30, 2021
Ishilove:
You can get data cheaper from bunmioguns.
https://www.nairaland.com/bunmioguns

Personally tested and trusted for 6 years and counting.
Thank you Ishilove kiss
Jokes Etc › Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Michelle55: 5:09pm On May 30, 2021
dolex70712:
Follow up
Is this for real or should I continue buying data from my bank?
Jokes Etc › Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Michelle55: 5:06pm On May 30, 2021
Skyfornia:
grin If only lalasticlala will come and tell his own story.

One time I had a visitor, she slept over and by midnight I saw her going through my things, she thought I was sleeping. She took my gold chain and hid inside her bag, I just kept quiet.

By morning when she was planning to leave, as soon as she entered the bathroom to freshen up, I opened her bag and took my chain back..

Cause of that I didn't bother to give her tfare, lied to her that I'll transfer some money to her..

She didn't bother much bout the tfare cause in her mind she already have the gold chain grin


I don't know how she must have felt after discovering the chain is no longer in her bag...she never called me again and I never bothered too
This is wickedness! cheesy
Celebrities › Re: Simi Celebrates Her Daughter, Adejare's 1st Birthday (Photos) by Michelle55: 8:12am On May 30, 2021
Awwn.. This is so sweet and cute.. Happy birthday sweetheart. May your days on earth be happiness filled!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City vs Chelsea (0 - 1) On 29th May 2021 by Michelle55: 9:58pm On May 29, 2021
[quote author= post=102179996]They won't BGG.

100 SECONDS remaining!!![/quote]We fvcking made it!!!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City vs Chelsea (0 - 1) On 29th May 2021 by Michelle55: 9:55pm On May 29, 2021
Chelsea hold your forte abeg.. No loose guard mbok

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