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Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Using A Fake Pregnancy To Trap Me! by Michelle55: 4:28pm On Aug 17, 2021
Na siddon look I dey these days.. Relationship matter don tire me if you are tired of her like you said kindly tell her. There is no need to seek public validation when your mind is made up already.
Romance › Re: Be Angry With Your Poverty Instead Of Complaining About Your Wife’s Poor Cooking by Michelle55: 2:10pm On Aug 17, 2021
Thank you pastor cry at least those of us that can't cook will have the opportunity of employing a cook to help us out smiley

Me likeey! kiss
Romance › Re: . by Michelle55: 1:06pm On Aug 17, 2021
Ishilove:
And in the offchance she gets pregnant, what next?
Awon babymama geng loading. Dude just want to test his sperm loads
Romance › Re: . by Michelle55: 1:04pm On Aug 17, 2021
Independentgbol:
Impregnating a lady is something very significant to a man. I'm yet to experience this after five months! Do you not understand??
Do you want to get her pregnant just to score a point or you want to test the potency of your sperm?
She may be on the pills or probably she hasn't trusted you enough to get pregnant with your child, you may be shooting blanks too, you never can tell.
You can start by telling her what you want and if she's cool with it, then getting pregnant wouldn't be an issue for her if she's fertile.
Truth is, you are indecisive and haven't made up your mind yet about her when you do, things would fall into place.
Romance › Re: . by Michelle55: 9:44am On Aug 17, 2021
Inukwa.. OP,you no get wahala if na sex be ya problem. 5 to 6 rounds of sex everyday, bros I hail oh. I fear who no fear you, I'm glad she's not pregnant though because you are one confused being aswear undecided

How can you want something and at the same time don't want it too? Dem do you ni?
Romance › Re: How Long Have You Been In Celibacy (No Sex) by Michelle55: 11:39pm On Aug 16, 2021
Let the lies flows through, some will even tell you that they haven't sniffed a woman's panties for 25years cheesy Op just wait for it.


Let me quickly popcorn and smirnoff ice because I'm sure this thread is going to be an interesting one smiley

Family › Re: Number Of Children by Michelle55: 11:34pm On Aug 16, 2021
2 or 3 at most.. Anything other than that, I'm not sure I can accept smiley
If bros insist he wants more kids, no problem as long as im go lie down make I nack am the Belle then that's a problem solved. No be me im go turn to a breeding machine sad
Family › Re: Everything You Said by Michelle55: 11:12pm On Aug 16, 2021
Ishilove:
The thread is very interesting
Quite interesting I must confess, the patterns is always the same. There are kids involved in every stories and moving on is always difficult for the women in this life threatening stories, yet they never get to let go of their predators.

I'm beginning to think that these tales doesn't exist at all or perhaps, they are fabricated to swindle people of their hard earned money.

Anyway, whatever the case is, I'll just relax and watch as it unfolds.
Family › Re: Everything You Said by Michelle55: 9:49pm On Aug 16, 2021
The tales continues.. Reminds me of folykaze and his wife, let me sit back and watch how this one unfolds as well.
Family › Re: Mother Says Sex With Son Is Incredible; Plans Marriage by Michelle55: 12:26pm On Aug 16, 2021
Holy molly! Please, how can I unsee this? angry
Romance › Re: A Few Social Rules Of Wellness That Will Make You A Better Person by Michelle55: 6:58pm On Aug 15, 2021
Thank you smiley

Romance › Re: We Met At Akwa Ibom #ENDSARS Prayer Walk & Now We're About To Wed (Pictures) by Michelle55: 12:45am On Aug 14, 2021
At least something great came out of the endsars protest smiley congratulations to you guys and may your home be filled with unending happiness and laughter.
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Dated Someone Who Refuse To Break Up by Michelle55: 12:38am On Aug 14, 2021
Time to read stories as usual, keep it coming guys. smiley

Romance › Re: How Do You Finally Felt When You Lose A Liability In Your Life? by Michelle55: 10:47pm On Aug 12, 2021
Define a liability biko
Romance › Re: Ghanaian Woman Beats Husband’s Side Chick For Sleeping With Him by Michelle55: 10:45pm On Aug 12, 2021
Ishilove:
Lol. So people still have energy for TDB?
If person no do TDB, wetin she gain? cheesy
Romance › Re: Devilish Babymama. HELP ME! by Michelle55: 10:20pm On Aug 12, 2021
See as Op just dey insult everyone wey no agree with am, na im be say you go cut my neck trowey if I drop my bomb.

Lemme kuku siddon and look biko, don't worry, you will get all the advice you need to scale through here. Mind you, also ready your bucket of insults since you have them in folds to dish out to those who doesn't agree with you.

Good luck!
Romance › Re: You Ask A Lady Out But She Bluntly Asks "Do You Want To Have Sex? by Michelle55: 10:10pm On Aug 12, 2021
Why not if not? grin if we no fvck wetin we gain?

The kain question una dey ask for here eh, dey turn belle. Anyway, that my reply should be a typical fvckboys response to the question asked.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Thank God, See My Networth As A Banker by Michelle55: 10:05pm On Aug 12, 2021
Shu lai send my akant number so that you wee transfer the rest to me? huh Sow a seed mbok
Celebrities › Re: I Was Shocked When I Saw Wedding Pics- Son Of Pastor Who Married Member's Wife by Michelle55: 5:31pm On Aug 12, 2021
This wan strong oh, una sure say na God call this one abi na him call himself? tongue

How can a true man of God collects another man's wife while still married?

Una sure say God never forget this country laidis?
Romance › Re: To My Ex. by Michelle55: 1:55pm On Aug 12, 2021
Be happy and God bless you! Not all our exes are bad though
Food › Re: Guys, How Will You React To This Breakfast From Your Wife? by Michelle55: 1:49pm On Aug 12, 2021
Ghostrye:
where is the heavy meals that you see, this one that cannot fill quarter of the plot in my stomach
You for kuku tell us say na gp tank you carry for belle grin
Food › Re: Guys, How Will You React To This Breakfast From Your Wife? by Michelle55: 1:48pm On Aug 12, 2021
Congratulations sis, you are just the right wife material our Nigerian brothers needs but where's the sauce? huh
Romance › Re: . by Michelle55: 10:52am On Aug 12, 2021
Ishilove:
I don't take all these Nairaland warriors seriously cheesy Na only mouth them get. Last last na still Nigerian women dem go marry.
Na cruise level we dey for here, Las las we know say na African beauties dem go still marry. Na siddon look I dey laidis cheesy
Romance › Re: . by Michelle55: 10:50am On Aug 12, 2021
MALIGNANTGuest:
I will definitely.
I study averagely 8hrs everyday.
Most times I visit Nairaland to relax my brain.
It keeps my NIGERIANESS evergreen.
Okay.. We will be waiting for your own personal experience until then, do take care.
Romance › Re: . by Michelle55: 10:44am On Aug 12, 2021
Ishilove:
You will see ndi team foreign girls avoiding this thread like a plague. Shior
Lol.. I'm waiting for them, na why I kack for here cheesy it's time they come and defend their foreign beauties.

Romance › Re: . by Michelle55: 10:25am On Aug 12, 2021
MALIGNANTGuest:
A New Thread will have to be created for that else it will vilify and desecrate this unidirectional thread. Exercise patience for I'm in the Library now & will be going to bed shortly.
When are you going to create the thread please? Nature calls I guess, do sleep well.
Romance › Re: The kitchen is a zone open to all genders. Men get in there. by Michelle55: 10:23am On Aug 12, 2021
sirjamesjnr:
. I pray she doesn't see this, you are up to something.
What is wrong with us in this country sef? Me that is trying to help you genuinely is now up to something sad oya now, since you don't want my help let me kuku epp you call her to come here undecided Drfunmisticglow ya attention is needed here asap grin huncle wants to start a cooking competition with you.

My work is done, lemme come and be going!

Romance › Re: . by Michelle55: 10:16am On Aug 12, 2021
MALIGNANTGuest:
Dis ur Long epistle wouldn't have been necessary if u had asked me what my experience was.
Ngwanu.. Shoot me with your experience and don't leave any stone unturned because na me go turn am las las cheesy
Romance › Re: The kitchen is a zone open to all genders. Men get in there. by Michelle55: 10:12am On Aug 12, 2021
sirjamesjnr:
You are setting me up. I can see you from afar
How can I? cheesy I'm just trying to be a good Nairalander by helping you to become the world most sort after chef to Dr funmi.. Think about it grin
Romance › Re: The kitchen is a zone open to all genders. Men get in there. by Michelle55: 10:04am On Aug 12, 2021
sirjamesjnr:
. Maybe I discuss this with Drfunmi see if we can get in the game but I am scare babe has a way of winning and I end up buying her all the present.
Haha.. Don't worry, it would help you to activate the cooking side of you and you wouldn't know when you surpass her sef. When you buy present like 10times,at the eleventh one, that hidden chef potentials in you will spring up to life. smiley
Romance › Re: . by Michelle55: 10:01am On Aug 12, 2021
MALIGNANTGuest:
I Live and work in the States.
I'm allergic to WOMEN.
In fact, the first place I got employed, I had to resign because of the number of women there.
U can easily be framed up for SEXUAL HARASSMENT by any Lady that craves your personality. Most men try as much as possible avoid establishments with too many women.

They harbor resident DEVILS in them.
MEN who used to love & cherish their daughters have now started hating their FEMALE KIDS.
Female kids now face lack of attention.
It's happening in the US.
The number of such cases is rising.
You really need to change the way you see women if you desire to have a happy home, that other people are having issues with women isn't a yardstick for you to be allergic to the women. For Pete's sake, you were being given birth to by a lovely woman and that should be enough reason for you to appreciate the women in your life. Never compare other people's experiences with yours, we all have different ways of reasoning and what doesn't work out for others might pan out well for you.

I am not allergic to men even if I've had my own fair share of heartbreaks and pains, it isn't enough reason for me to write them off or generalize them. You just need to see the good in people so that you can be at peace with all and that includes women as well. No one is perfect, the earlier you realize this the better it would be for us all.
Romance › Re: . by Michelle55: 9:53am On Aug 12, 2021
Gentle034:
shocked shocked
Don't be surprised cool
Every threads here is littered with how useless Nigerian girls are while the white ladies happens to have the best characters because they are not coloured like us grin
For a change, I saw someone who actually said the opposite, you can imagine my happiness when I noticed that it isn't just the Nigerian women that are bad and useless but all the women around the world cheesy not forgetting that this includes the women in his family as well, I'm happy biko.

Op is doing well!

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