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NYSC › Re: Ogun NYSC Camp Is Like 5-star Hotel –NYSC Governing Council by Michelle55: 8:26pm On Apr 21, 2021
I concur.. I enjoyed that camp more than I am enjoying Lagos now. It's one of the best camp ever!
Health › Re: Skin Like Milk: How Organic Are Organic Creams? by Michelle55: 7:21pm On Apr 21, 2021
Yuck!!
Health › Re: Prof Kola Oloke: Shun Consumption Of Animal Skin To Stave Off Cancer by Michelle55: 10:56am On Apr 21, 2021
The cheapest meat in the market is no longer favorable and good for our health.. Ngwanu the world is about to end niyen na

What do we now eat edakun? cry
Romance › Re: No Girl Is Worth Your Stress. by Michelle55: 10:39am On Apr 21, 2021
Telegram234:
Lolz.
I havent been dealt.
I am a red pill to the call but a level 2.
But sometimes I go off-balance to the other way.
huh
All in the bid to affirm that you are truly a redpiller whatever that means, you missed your purpose in life and oh its CORE
Stay away from women if they are not worth it but don't discourage others who finds them worthy.
Life no balance we all know that but it doesn't stop the inflow of happiness between two destined souls, not everyone is destined to be unhappy and lonely like you.
Let go of all the grudges you've got for the women folks and see God work wonders in your life.. LET GO AND STOP TRYING TOO HARD TO FORM A REDPILLER!!
Romance › Re: Are Her Standards Too High? by Michelle55: 10:17am On Apr 21, 2021
What's stopping her from moulding the said man then breathe life into him?

What does this cousin of yours has to offer in return or is she an obiageli?

The last time I checked clays are not expensive and can easily be gotten around her, let her get to work immediately. If she starts creating him now, she would be done by evening.
Travel › Re: 6 Jobs In Canada That Are Dirty And Lucrative by Michelle55: 3:45am On Apr 21, 2021
It's never easy anywhere.. A job is a job as long as it's legit and can fend for you and your family!

Family › Re: How To Deal With Threat Of Walking Out Of Marriage by Michelle55: 9:49pm On Apr 20, 2021
tugar:
His wife on several occasions packed and threatened to walk out of the marriage and to leave behind their three children with the man.

Did she need a counselor or to allow her see the world and decide ?
Why beg a woman who has refused to have sense? As long as he's not verbally or emotionally abusing her then he should let her see the world as it is, if she's lucky by the time she gets back good for her and if not that's her loss.

A good woman builds her home with all she's got and not tear it down with her bare hands, I can understand if it's the man that's misbehaving but for a woman and a mother to threaten to leave her marriage, home and most importantly her children then something must be truly wrong with her.

It's not easy anywhere, let's forget how people divorce these days like it's some seasonal movies they are not happy. Let's call a spade a spade!

If you walk out on a marriage then be ready to accept seeing someone else when you get back performing your duty, na body go tell you. Except if the man is being abusive then she call leave with kids but don't deny the man rights to his kids.

But if na worldly life dey worry her then she's a goner the moment she step out of her marital home, na that time she go know say another woman dey corner dey wait make she misstep first.

Tell the bro to let her go, eyes go clear by the time she realise herself.
My people talk say dem no dey tell deaf man say war don start!
Romance › Re: Implications Of Dating A Yahoo Boy's Ex-Girlfriend by Michelle55: 9:33pm On Apr 20, 2021
I'm also here to know what happens after the whole flexings and knackings.. My ears no dey forbid gist sad

Family › Re: Why I Left The Nigerian Army by Michelle55: 9:17pm On Apr 20, 2021
You made the right decision.. Your life matters as well!
Romance › Re: Domestic Violence I Need Your Advice by Michelle55: 12:14pm On Apr 20, 2021
What kind of olori buruku somebody are you with huh?
Is it until she inflicts you with scars that your brain will reset to walk out of that parasitic and toxic relationship?
She stays under your roof yet has the temerity to lay her filthy hands on you?
No amount of pleas from her can transform her into a calm person, she's toxic and violent such a woman doesn't have anything to lose if push comes to shove.
Damn! She's got the nerves to hit a man sha wetin I no fit think in a million years, e be like say she dey learn martial arts for corner cheesy
An ex is an ex and has to remain in that position for as long as one lives, if he was that good for her why did they ex each other?
It's time to move on and leave that toxic relationship, for your own good and peace of mind don't accept any form of pleadings from her or anyone else.
CHOOSE YOU FIRST AND YOUR PEACE OF MIND BEFORE ANYONE ELSE!
Romance › Re: She Always Send Me Picture Of Her Account Balance by Michelle55: 10:31pm On Apr 19, 2021
Congratulations bro
You are now unofficially a married man, enjoy your home and invite us when it's time for iko omo

Romance › Re: My Gf Did This And I’m Mad At Her by Michelle55: 8:38pm On Apr 19, 2021
Nazgul:
I've been in Nigeria talking to Nigerians. Now I'm on Nairaland talking to Nairalanders who happen to be Nigerians as well. It hasn't been an easy task. *Phew* tongue

How about you?
LOL.. Osheey! Mr talker, how was the talking session? Hope they didn't stress you at all

As for me, was busy disturbing all the Nigerians I know with memes because that's what I know how to do best cheesy

When you are done talking, a bottle of chilled Heineken and plate of peppersoup is waiting for at sambisa junction
Romance › Re: My Gf Did This And I’m Mad At Her by Michelle55: 7:47pm On Apr 19, 2021
Nazgul:
It's well...let me believe you. tongue
Where have you been huncle?

Romance › Re: He Doesn't Pick Up My Calls When He's At Home by Michelle55: 7:23am On Apr 19, 2021
So you mean there's no one close by to tell you that you are nothing but a mistress?

Babe, hand hold the oga tightly so it's best you dust your ass and move on except you are okay eating the crumbs of another woman then a congratulation is in place for you.
Romance › Re: The Big Curses She Laid On My Head. Did I Do Anything Wrong? by Michelle55: 7:19am On Apr 19, 2021
It's well.. Lemme coman be going because if I say what's on my mind now, some people will tag me a bitter person

Romance › Re: Why I Personally Avoid Girls On Low Cut by Michelle55:
Huncle Goan rest joor as you no get talk, I can't have you define me with my haircut undecided

I don't know about others I can only speak for myself, hair making isn't my thing right from inception. Anything that causes me pain and stiff neck isn't for me and I can't be uncomfortable just to please a man.

I can make anyone's hair, just tell me the style you want and we will get down to business but I can't have anyone touch my hair because it pains me a lot.

The rate at which you guys define women base on your encounters with few is really uncalled for and should stop.

Have a blessed week ahead y'all!
Romance › Re: Update! How I Finally Left This Single Mother And Learnt Lessons by Michelle55: 6:25am On Apr 19, 2021
Congratulations bro.. Enjoy your new found freedom!
Ps: never lead anyone on unless you want them for life.
Romance › Re: My Gf Did This And I’m Mad At Her by Michelle55: 7:30am On Apr 18, 2021
Nazgul:
Pay back... I'm not the vindictive type, life is too short to waste on embarking on a revenge mission. I was just stating the obvious. wink
LOL.. But Ayam not a man na tongue
I'm sorry if I confused you with the way I type and reason sometimes.
My people say I for come this world as a boy as e be say I dey behave like one grin
Romance › Re: My Gf Did This And I’m Mad At Her by Michelle55: 4:22am On Apr 18, 2021
Nazgul:
Hmmm...but you sound more like a male from your other posts.
Pay back time okwaya? undecided
Because I called you ma you want to pay me back in my coin cry
Romance › Re: My Gf Did This And I’m Mad At Her by Michelle55: 4:07am On Apr 18, 2021
Nazgul:
This your address can raise the dead. shocked

But wait....are you a male or female?
LOL.. That was the intent.. Have you seen a man bearing Michelle before? That should give you the clue grin
Career › Re: Nigerian Lady Uses Big Grammar In Application Letter For Sales Girl Job (Pix) by Michelle55: 9:54pm On Apr 17, 2021
Which is glade again? huh
. I refuse to be confused
Romance › Re: How I Got To Know I Was Still Single. by Michelle55: 9:18pm On Apr 17, 2021
ebuka10box:
u well at all
Na ya brain needs servicing bros

You dey relationship with person yet you share her number give another bro, if the guy succeed win her over na still you go cry enter Nairaland dey wail like a banshee.

What business do we have with ya relationship brouhaha if no be say you wan trend like others

Calm down make God use you, no dey seek for public validation cos nigga nobody gives a fvck.
Romance › Re: How I Got To Know I Was Still Single. by Michelle55: 9:13pm On Apr 17, 2021
All of you are always planning to get married to the said girls, osheey! Event planner, I hail thee!

If the relationship done tire you, oga go rest no be do or die affair, if Peter can deny Jesus thrice who are you that she can't deny you? [/[b]b]Even dangote deny im yarnsh for pishure so lemme ask again, who you be?

Bros Park well! Relationship wey una dey take get access to free browsing naim you dey here dey wail because she wan try another network undecided

If you are not married or engaged to her, you no get babe yet. Either you lock up for life with marriage or let her try her luck elsewhere.

Una wailing don tire me sotey I Don know una wailing pattern for here by heart, it's time to change tactics bros.
Romance › Re: I Gave Her All My Love And Yet She Broke My Heart by Michelle55: 9:04pm On Apr 17, 2021
Honestly, am I the only one that doesn't understand what the Op penned down? huh
Ayam confused!!
Romance › Re: I Can't Handle This Pregnancy. by Michelle55: 9:02pm On Apr 17, 2021
Cutehector:
scam. You should be here like in a minute
Be nice, holdup dey road fah undecided
Romance › Re: I Can't Handle This Pregnancy. by Michelle55: 8:58pm On Apr 17, 2021
Cutehector:
abeg come and bomb her.
I dey night bus already.. No worry cheesy
Romance › Re: I Can't Handle This Pregnancy. by Michelle55: 8:54pm On Apr 17, 2021
Cutehector:
lmao.. I know say you go see am. You no see the part wey i say i dey run?
Gimme the geh address.. E be like say bomb dey her head undecided

Romance › Re: My Gf Did This And I’m Mad At Her by Michelle55: 8:52pm On Apr 17, 2021
Nazgul:
Oya give me address...I don buy cane. tongue
No 24 uzodinma street by Michelle junction. When you reach Dia flash me cheesy
Romance › Re: I Can't Handle This Pregnancy. by Michelle55: 8:43pm On Apr 17, 2021
Nazgul:
You'll be fine bro.

It's just an ordinary pregnancy, not a death sentence, you should be happy that you're a potent man, do you think it's easy to impregnate a lady?

Someone said Pampers is expensive, don't let that scare you. You can use wrapper to tie on the baby, and keep washing it every morning...with that, you won't need to buy any baby wears or food for the next 6months if you're practicing exclusive. 6months should be enough time for you to engage yourself in anything that will fetch income (no matter how small) for your new family.

So fear not, you've successfully contributed your quota to Nigeria's population.

Congratulations.
Nairaland pipu wee not kee me with laff

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