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Magnoliaa:
Likeeeeee. No breathing space at all. Pesin no fit drink keep cup jejely with these men. Wahala for being a Nigerian lady oh. Chu chu chu chu. Posting, posting, posting woes upandan like whiny little brats.

Why the fk can they not go for their types and let us rest? Ha.

They are obsessed with us, they simply can't do without us even after every bitter encounter they have.

Nazgul:
Snakes are delicious if it's properly prepared and seasoned. As for the edible worms, i noticed it in the groundnut soup my aunt served me with still in the village, she told me it was edible so I tasted just one of them, it had a weird taste so I didn't eat the rest.

Did I forget to add that I've eaten donkey meat (Jakie) as well.

You sabi chop eh, I still insist no snakes that reptile creeps the shit outta me. At a point I refused eating Titus fish because of the skin and no one dares gives me food that has Titus in it, it was that bad then.
As for the worm, I think it's called wiggle and it's greenish right? Village people can eat anything edible but not me, I can't for the love of my tummy
Why don't we try skydiving na? I wee hold ya hands so you won't have to be scared anymore.

Nazgul:
Lol...so you and a bag of cement have the same weight. 50kg, not that heavy tho..

Back to your request, I've tasted toad pepper soup in the past, 404, snake, this insect that flies around bulbs during raining season, my aunt roasted it for me in the village and I ate it, crabs, edible worms...and many more. So which of them will you like to have a taste of.

Nazgul:
I'm acrophobic in nature.

Why don't we just concentrate on food since you're a big time foodie. Let's explore your food hobby by trying out some creepy dish.

What are the creepy dishes you have in mind? Please let it not be the ones that would send me to the toilet department often than I ask for because I'll change it for you if I loose 1 pound of flesh while at it I'm trying to add weight from 50kg to 55kg at least.

Nazgul:
Don't you have that feeling sometimes to try out something new? Something you've never done before, out of curiosity...have you ever experienced that before?

I do have that feeling but not on things that creeps me out, I'm a big time foodie and wouldn't mind eating something else for a change but please let it not be reptiles.
As for something new, what about skydiving?

Nazgul:
Nope I haven't...just heard it tho, that doesn't mean I'll say no if the opportunity presents itself for me to taste it.

Phew! Thank goodness, I was already doing pressup and weight lifting on how to beat you but thank Jah you confessed
Please don't eat it oh if you don't want me to visit ya dreams with my ayamatanga style

Mikester:
Still waiting for them or did the topic scare them off?

Who knows? But let's give them few more minutes, I'm certain they will turn up for the parry with the advantages.

Magnoliaa:
[color=dodgerblue]Mtchew. If it was a man now, I would have applied. But incase her gender changes and she wanna swing the other way, I'm afelebu. I can act both a femme and stud well. She won't be disappointed.

If she's interested, she can reach me at: unicorngirl1692@gmail.com.[/color]

Nazgul:
That meat is highly proteinous.

have you eaten it before? Please say no

EmekaBlue:
My WhatsApp female contacts have this behaviour of asking me for money...I am good friends with almost 20 of them on my contact list...We Chat sometimes and comment on each others status.

Straight to the point. Most of them have this behaviour of asking for money and i find it difficult to give a response just like the one who sent me a message now asking for a little token to support her birthday cake tomorrow.

I won't lie, i usually try my best not to reply NO or bore them with financial stories but find a way to squeeze out something but recently It's becoming too much like one of them birthday is every week. I am also financially down and if you don't respond they end up calling u stingy or start beefing u.

PCSI:
Your soul goes out to daddy GO.

What of your spirit?

JeffreyJunior:
I've severally applied for bank loan to pay someone's brideprice but got denied.

What else can son of man do?

Michhy123:
Woah thanks dear.... I wish there's or will be a venue..but don't worry I can buy you cake if I know your location

Oya.. Leggoo.. It's lagos