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justdogitto:
Please who is Uche Jombo? I just came into the country

From sambisa forest okwaya nu?

The former owner forgot to clean the cum her bf deposited in her during quickie.
Secondly she needed money so badly hence she decided to sell it without remembering to clean the cum off and unfortunately you happen to buy the said dress.
Hope I tried?

Toseenlove:
Tell the con dick head dullards, Preach it to them let them know. These set of people can basically Bleep a hole in a concrete. All they know is pussy pussy pussy. Awon Oponu Afonfun Mekomu.

Lol.. You are really mad at them boys oh

romme2u:


But its the center of gravity

See them!!! So if dem call people wey get better machine to come out, you sef go follow too?

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Oreofepeters:
sissy i was just being Sarcastic, what I mean is, when it's time to use his guitar in songs hope he's gonna give we(the listener) his best.......................................................... Just like if I say 'I'm a murderer, I killed the beat". Well you're not musically inclined so you cant understand this..

na me you take style insult say I no dey musically inclined?

stolen food isn't always sweet

mokt:
Romance nko? Forget fvck, e go romance guitar or guitar go cook for am?

Can't you do without romance and fuvk ni.. Or is your placenta tied to the woman's honeypot ni?

Oreofepeters:
Hope you're gonna fvck the guitar when it's time for fvck....

Everything is not all about fvck

Missyford31:
I am good and how are u doin? Hope lifes treating u fair

Sure dear.. I'm okay just looking for trouble

Missyford31:
Hahaha that picture. Them boys faces lol

Lol.. Yes dear. How are you

overlord29:
YeSs and I HOpe your boyfriend doesn't give you the number 1 treatment

who bf epp?

you wish

really

AkpaMgbor:
You mean an iPhone 4s of almost a decade ago produced such a picture?? And I can't even replicate that on my 7 plus..I must be a very shitty photographer

throwey the phone

SIMPLYkush:
Hello nairalanders, I'm here to advice you all on having sex with a lady on her period...
That is the most deepest best feeling ever, imagine putting your dick in a smelly and bloody pussy, knowing fully well some eggs (babies) were destroyed after waiting for sperm, try it and thank me later

Are you well at all bro?

I don't believe this

PotatoSalad:
Don't waste time baby, let's take this to the other side, shall we?

we shall.. Oya I dey your back

PotatoSalad:
I want kids. Beautiful kids.

smiles...you will get them by His grace

PotatoSalad:
Stop wasting time. It's almost Christmas

Lol.. So? You want to marry me as Christians gift to your people ni?

PotatoSalad:
Marry Me

..lemme consult ifa first

It's either AA or nothing else.. I no fit shout mbok.

I feel your pain sweetheart but ruining his wedding won't bring him back to you.. Let karma do its work.
He's not worth the pains and tears, let it go love!!
I know it's not gonna be easy to forget just like that but you gotta try and move on.. The best is yet to come dear
BE STRONG!!

Good gurl

hopexter:
So they all say

Well I'm not "They".
I am Me... Michelle. End of story!!

hopexter:
Left over kwa?

yes na or you don't know?
I don't eat another woman's leftover meal(hubby). I'm born to have mine alone cos I don't share and since I don't share, I don't expect another woman elsewhere to share her husband. I dey maintain my lane jejely biko

hopexter:
No I'm not Obama lol.... the scandals will be too much for you with Obama. It's obvious you looking for fame and not money. I can only make you rich not famous my darling.

Lol... Joker of the century!!
Anyways, I don't do married men biko, they are all leftovers and momma taught me to always go for my own. So nwoke oma stick to iyawo, let her bosom satisfy you

hopexter:
Michelle darling, can you share me with my wife

lol...are you Barrack Obama ni? If yes.. You will be considered

like play like play.... Second wife things loading codedly

Afamed:
You must share your experience with us

lol
I'm coming