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"If I carry you go Banana Inland, you go love Lagos ooo" In Badoo's voice

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I remember back then in junior secondary school, a student ignorantly held onto an electrified window protector: the school management probably forgot to disconnect it from power source before students' arrival. We heard shouts, rushed out and saw a boy holding onto the window protector vibrating and shouting. At first, I thought he was dancing and singing. On a closer look, the lad was held bound by d power of the electric. Someone grabbed a huge stick, rushed towards him and hit the shi.t outta him until he was separated from d protector. I was scared and cold throughout that day. Electrocution is one of the craziest cause of death.

Bishopvic:
Gh

Get help ASAP

LMAO @Dead and buried in Gucci Casket

A bulldog has finally hushed the puppy dog. #HushHush

2shure:
How does this topic add value to ones life. Nairaland filled with kids whonare peverts Earpiece and fake 500naira rubber abi nike slippers guys Fools

chill bro lol

Mobile phones have become one of the most common items that the rich and poor, big and small, men and women, educated and unlettered are seen with these days. In fact, the youths, who drive the social media have acquired mobile phones in variants. They are the targets of the retail banking and financial inclusion.

The latest worldwide market study by Juniper Research showed that about one billion people globally, representing one in seven people on earth, have used their phones to perform at least one banking transaction as at the end of 2015.

The research authority projects this figure to grow to two billion in the next four years (2020), representing 37 per cent of the global adult population. But there seems to be a game changer in the offing. It is the innovative offering of Unstructured Supplementary Service Data (USSD), which presently is being tapped by few financial institutions in Nigeria to deepen retail banking and financial inclusion.

Granted, almost all banks in the leading economies on the continent have launched mobile apps that enable myriads of transactions like bills payment, funds transfers, travel bookings and lots more. In Nigeria, banks are now taking it a bit further and have introduced USSD banking to ensure that the masses, especially those that do not have smart phones are not left perpetually financially excluded. USSD is a Global System for Mobile (GSM) communication technology used to send texts messages between a mobile phone and an application programme in the owner network. Example of USSD is *894*amount*Account number# for fund transfers from First Bank.

The question is, how secure is the use of USSD in mobile banking, considering the fact that it involves a third party, a GSM service provider, who could easily and possibly have access to an ongoing transactions in the system? Or even have access to subscribers' bank details, since GSM number is linked to bank details.

jagugu88li:
Leaving her husband.........you make me puke. Whats with the race tag?

The post above me.........its 6am and really, I cant.........

Stop it already. Old wounds......

No harm intended. But he does look like him. How are u?

Her husband looks like MMM Mavrodi lol

Dino is more popular than the president of nigeria. He should be the most popular senator. He's been in the news for two consecutive weeks! Of course, for the wrong reasons

amiibaby:
Thats good

Meanwhile today is my birthday

I need more likes to mark this suspicious day in my life

"Suspicious day?" Didnt know we have birthdays that are "suspicious"

Idydarling:
that divorce scares me

Why? Dont let it. because what people fear most do happen to them. Stay positive. Gudmon

abeeceebee:
sorry to disappoint you, but I have been paid by the people I was matched with. Dear mmm participant, don't let what you read on nairaland give you a heart attack. MMM is working, I have been smiling since morning because of the credit alert I received on my phone. Long live MMM

I believe you

AyLuxury:
Guys I'm new on mmm. I Phed around early Dec. and I just discovered that I have been paired today with someone. Should I click on the ' I consent to make payment' option before making the payment? Or is it unnecessary?
Also, where and when can I upload the pop after payment. More so, do I need to contact the recipient so that he can confirm me after paying? Still got about 41 hours before deadline.

You may or may not bother to consent cos making payments supersedes that. To upload POP, click on the blue triangular button & select the option that comes after "I consent to make payment". You'll then be prompted to browse and upload files...

Note that you can NO LONGER edit your profile as it has been locked!

MizSparks:
Lol.. No 14 tho.... Hahahhahaha

You've got the most beautiful smile I've seen in 2017 & the looks of my kinda woman. How do you do?

If we stop saying all these sweets things, how then would homeboys get to bleep girls... lol

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LastMumu:
Rubbish school. They also expelled me 3 years ago in my 2nd year in school for poor performance. And it wasn't as if my result was that bad o, my CGPA then was around 0.89

I don't get it. Is this supposed to be sarcasm or for real?

Shaking my head for these people...

Nice apparels...

With this testimony, ladies will now be forming like "Any guy that really wants me, will always stick around, no matter how shitty I treat him"...

Well, will only apply to guys who have the patience to stick around and take the BS.

This is an eye opener. Got a few things to say...
- Those of you asking whether OP is not the sperm producer blah blah blah, don't be dumb! A woman can deceive you into getting her pregnant by lying about her fertile period!
- OP, nobody is perfect. Your grammatical construction isn't even as awesome as a standard graduate's ought to be!
- Your lady is simply lazy and scared of school. Just open a business for her, make research on how it works & and tutor her on it
- It's crazy to even think about divorce. You could threaten her about leaving the house for her & watch how she reacts to it.

gbegemaster:
My guy life is full of regrets. Those who married early sometimes regret it while those who didn't wish they had. Everyone wishes for what they don't have. This is what happens when you measure success against another person's idea of success.

Tyler Perry's first son came when he was 45 years old in the midst of a strong career. He's not complaining abi you want to complain on his behalf? Anna Jarvis who initiated the Modern mothers day celebrations had neither child nor husband.

There's so much to do in this world beyond borning children upandan. When you die and go nobody will remember you apart from the fact that you born pikin.

Awesome analysis.

Deetosin:
They would be telling you guyz to go to church for cross over night prayer...(you we not hear )... Now you carry problem enter 2017...... By the way learn simple math . when a girl tells you "I only slept with two or...... guys" multiply by 2......

and raise to power of 2. Don't forget that.

I feel like vomiting each time I read such 'gory' tales about women. Where can I find a virtuous woman?

08082420392

You have ANXIETY NEUROSIS/DISORDER. OR What is termed OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER. If not controlled, could produce varieties of medical symptoms that would make you think you have some grave illness. See a neurologist.

Like seriously, folks who create useless and deceitful threads, such as this, should be shot and banned for 6months. Can't believe a human being created kinda thread. Jeez!

As funny as girls can be...

Coldfeet:
Happy new year......

Happy New year, ColdFeet! May all your dreams come through in 2017

Waiting for "Two nairalanders meet in Gwagwalada"...