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Dude looks fresher, even in prison! He's not even looking disturbed or perturbed. Nigeria, a joke factory, where evil is glorified.

inoki247:
okay have dey start sharing d Cup..

very good question

InteriorDecors:
29000

Do you deliver to any part of the country?

@ InteriorDecors
The office table and seat cost how much?

Lukgaf:
Hi all,

I received a message (code) from true caller this morning and I have not initiated any true caller registration. I am afraid of being spammed. Am I saved?

Someone may have signed up for true caller app using your phone number either in error or deliberately. Just delete the code ASAP

why still write "2" against the square root sign ? its unmathematical

enemyofprogress:
Why is Dangote wearing an oversized sooth now?

You meant SUIT? However, COAT is the right word.

placeofallure:

How are you doing today?

placeofallure:
You can't miss it. It's an electrifying, ecstatic movement that travels from your brain, to your groin area, sometimes down to your toes, it's like an earthquake or eruption. You explode and the outburst breaks you into pieces. Afterwards, the ecstasy begins to drift away, you're numbed, you're dazed and razzled, then calmed. You have just cummed
It's mind blowing believe me.

Baby cum teach me how to cum. You are a good cumatologist

The OP is a learner. I know a girl who always ask for monetary support to celebrate her birthday with the orphanage. All na wash: she'd use the money for personal stuffs, and just maybe sends peanuts to the orphanage. I came to realise it's her only way to get reasonable amount during her birthdays. She asks all her numerous boyfriends, who cares to know, for support to celebrate her birthday with the orphanage. Orphanages don suffer for our hand

Did he sign him as a video 'vixen' or something cos last time I checked, dude is known for his dancing prowess

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Nawa. Hypo Company una no try as Hypo ingestion no fit kill ASAP. Hypo manager, I charge you to go back to the drawing board so you'd figure out a way to make Hypo more effective for internal use. Thank you.

YOU MIGHT WANT TO KEEP BOTH GUYS and see how it goes...


If your kpekus capacity can carry both simultaneously. LMAO

KhadyM:
Hahaha what if he comes back?

Someone else has gone ahead of him... I.
BTW, don't tell me you are really waiting for his SECOND COMING...

KhadyM:
Hahaha reminds me of a time two years ago when this guy was sizing me up at a parking lot when I drove in... got out of the car and he started approaching me slowly and unsurely.. then the next thing he noticed was a ring i had on and immediately asked what the ring was for... i dont remember what i said... told him the department i was working at and he said he would come see me, HE DIDNT since then i always wondered if it was the ring... mind you that ring was just a piece of jewellery i borrowed from a friend
Hey cute, handsome guy called Sam that stalked me at the parking lot at ....grounds... still waiting for you

I could replace him... We're fighting same course...

Ovems:
Please how do i speak with airtel customer service? I didn't hear that option when i dialed 111.

Its for selected subscribers. Dial *144# to know if you are eligible

Ayobamms:
I've been using it since weeks back. My only fear is to know if the data support roll-over.

yes it does

There seem to be a new trend in town: girls who aren't yet married now buy and wear wedding rings. I've seen a few cases. But I really wonder the motive behind this development. Could it be to ward off unwanted advances from men; a manifestation of low self esteem; or vain deceit? Ladies, would you be kind enough to explain the possible motive behind this ridiculous invention? Because it's become a lot harder to differentiate between real and fake wives, and married and unmarried ladies.

Is this husband a meat butcher?

Angy55:
Why is it more difficult to catch a woman who is cheating? Please explain.

So you'd learn how to 'tighten the security' of your cheating prowess...? LMAO

fatymore:
we cant continue putting our eggs in one basket now...................


to avoid dissapointments

Here's the lame philosophy that seemingly justifies their cheating spree and feats

Okezedan:
Its becos We dnt have values any more

Perfect answer. NO VALUES.

KrystosCJ:
The act of murder committed by her husband, assuming what I read is truth, was premeditated. I believe a lot of Ladipo merchants who have female friends, sex partners or spouses have been tempted one way or the other to get rich quick, given the nature of their business.

She was killed a few days before he decided to get rid of her corpse. He was looking for a window to avoid being caught.

The alleged infidelity that has been flying about is a ruse. Many of the people who knew the couple attested that there was a strong bond between them. This was not a crime of passion. It was simply a greedy human being taking advantage of a loving lady, killing her to "live the good life".

He even had the bold indecency to address her corpse as rotting food waste.

Haba!

Very insightful analysis

meobizy:
This thing to me is a carefully orchestrated plan by Linda Ikeji. She wants to release nu-de maternity pictures like most of the American celebrities on her blog but she's looking for a strong reason. She's afraid Nigerians will judge her harshly if she does.

Kemi who Linda paid for her freedom is a willing dance partner and is ready to repay her for the kindness.
How this story will end is Linda 'having no choice' but to release near-nude pictures to prove her pregnancy is real.

All I know is I'm waiting with my Vaseline on-hand for when she releases the n-udes.

She's done that already

In her last public statement, Linda did state that she's ready for a taste of her own medicine! So Kemi Olololo or whatever you call yourself, bring it on...

Mohdhk:
Soliolquizing and feign

Speaking to one's self (soliloquy), feign - pretend

Money talks, bulls.hit works...
More money to her while you rattle on her blog.

PrimadonnaO:
I should be very fertile, then. Everything's intact...haven't breached anything up there.

Who wants a baby?

Can you carry triplets cos that's how much I give?

BigBrother9ja:
DJ work is for lazy ass mofos


No brain required

lol... guy u think say dj work na just to roll out tracks of other people's music. Real Djs do more than that. Real Djs sing, rap, produce beats, make mad track mixes/combos...

jegz25:
If you no get money hide your face. I hide my face

Hide am well abeg