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Dande55:
Take the child to the father na

Don't mind them..
They will be fighting the men over custody but they don't have the power to cater for the child order than using the child to blackmail the father.

Poseidon000:
Now, this guy was able to get another uncompleted building to stay, and as I'm typing this, he's with wife and kids. This is a person that don't have food at home and can not afford N150 to and fro.

Sincerely speaking, you knows nothing about life, you're just blabbing. Aren't you surprise about the woman that agree to start a life with such a man, In an uncompleted building?
If you're still thinking that evading poverty is by not getting married when the time comes, then you still need to sit with elders, not just any how elders but the ones that fit the saying "The death of an old man is like a burning library"
Everything in live is stages.

Modified: https://www.nairaland.com/5999807/38-no-urge-get-married

poiunt:
sincerely speaking, i dont think, you understood what the writer wrote.

for every rational man, getting married without financial backup and stable income is the easiest road to suffering and poverty.

Also try to born kids you can take care of.

Anyway, being poor is not a virtue.

You're wrong about that..
You need to sit with elders/wise people.
Everything in life have stages.
If the time for marriage comes, either you're rich or poor, that marriage will be your ultimate goal.
Take it or leave it, being poor and getting married are two different things.
I read the other thread about the OP who say a guy trekking to a long distance and he helped him with a lift and subsequently with 10k.

nwele2017:
knowing the tools doesn't make one data analyst
There are more in data analysis than knowing the tools used, nobody will pay for just knowing the tools used for data analysis but you will be paid for using these tools to get results needed for everyday business.understanding how to find patterns out raw data, understanding a business problem that needs to be solved with the data you have, visualizing the result and communicating the result to stake holders so appropriate descion will be made is not what you will learn in two days unless you don't want to be honest with yourself and want continue to lieing to yourself then I will allow you to wallow in ignorance.

So what do you learn first? The tools or just start solving problems.
Some people understand the secret of learning new things. Even though people are so different interns of assimilation and quick understanding but the learning pattern can be the same thing.

blife2:
hmm i know all those apart from power bi
all you said are just tools the main aim of what you doing is pretty much basic clean data remove irrelevant data
webscraping getting things from html automatically
staticstics basic analysis all basic things big data just tools spark and the rest just in 2 days just don't overate smth if you don't know it in depth
if you did you know they are just fancy names

Nairaland can scare the hell out of a beginner programmer.
Before you say jack, they will start bombarding with a common sense thing that comes with fancy names. Just to intimidate beginners and show off..
Don't mind them abeg.
On one of their show off thread, some were talking about nested loop as if its one big deal.

BastardChild:
HOW DO I HANDLE THIS PLEASE.

AND AM SORRY FOR ME LONG STORY AND BAD ENGLISH. JUST ADVICE ME.

THANK YOU

Save yourself of the 80K DNA fee.
Get your phone, transfer heavy files to your memory card to create space on your phone.
Sit her down and let her be the victim by pretending to understand why she did it.
Record everything on your phone as evidence.
Kick her and her bastard daughter out.

Kosiso12:
BREAKING!!! Sen. Akpabio Clashes With House of Reps

By Wisdom Nwedene, Abuja

The Minister of Niger Delta Affairs, Senator Godswill Akpabio, on Monday, clashed with the House of Representatives Committee probing the Niger Delta Development Commission, NDDC.

IGBERE TV correspondent monitoring the development reports that the ugly incident happened when Senator Akpabio claimed that some contracts were given to some members of the National Assembly.

The statement which angered the House of Representatives told him not to make such statement again.

As at the time of filing this report, Senator Akpabio is still testifying before the committee.

IGBERE TV had reported that the Acting Managing director of the Niger Delta Development Commission (NDDC), Professor Daniel Keme Pondei collapsed before the House of Representatives Committee probing the commission.

IGBERE TV correspondent monitoring the development reports that Mr. Pondei has been rushed to the hospital.

Source : https://igberetvnews.com/1358736/breaking-sen-akpabio-clashes-house-reps/


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45guC-pQ_84

Professor of what?
Dirty rubbish greedy professor of rubbish.
Corrupt professors.
Nigeria have a long way to go, its a pity....

ThreeBlackBird:
Unfortunately, no one wants to tell him this truth. He'll end up struggling all through the rest of his career except he just want to do it for the fun of it. Even at my age, I'm sad I didn't start earlier when I was in secondary school. I would have gone far .

Gone far to where..?
Why would someone be learning one particular language for a year (365 days) without becoming a guru.. He is coming from Engineering background and most of the things some of you guys find strange or difficult in programming are mostly straightforward for engine guys.
Some programmer here are talking about Recursion and Nested loop as if its one extraordinary thing they are talking about.
He should venture into Embedded and Cyber physical systems instead.

zombieTRACKER:


Yoruba muslims should find a name for their movie industry just like their Hausa Fulani counterparts...

Grow-up, don't start what you can't finish.
Muslims are far more than what you can just joke around shamelessly with, both in history and present day. If not for weakness and corruption of some bad eggs, your type will never have the guts to say such a thing.

nkwuocha1:
Hmm...

Come to think of it, how can China invent a virus that is about to wipe off millions off the earth and not get heavy sanctions?

Do you know how many families is in ruins?Or how many families wiped out??The pains and tears of watching your loved ones die slowly and painfully?

You can hate Trump, or his policies or he may not be re-elected.But let's not forget it's not Trump that's killing us and has brought devastating consequences to our normal daily lives but China.

I have customers in China who I import from and to tell tell you the truth,while we are on lockdown with hunger ravaging our communities, they were still producing and updating their WhatsApp frequently to advertise new inventions.

China wicked I swear!
They must pay for the millions of lives and businesses they killed,Trump or no Trump.

That is your own piece..
Trump is a bad example and a bad leader...
Surely, we need somebody to checkmate the activities of the Chinese around the world but not with that kind of Trump policies and confrontations.

Righteousness89:
In all the conversation, I noticed the satanic guys avoided mentioning The Name of JESUS! That's to let you know they know what it means to them.. They Know the Power upon the Name JESUS!

But Alas Many folks who claim to be knowledgeable don't know these things. That's why he will keep Decieving you and throwing you to Hell!



All Over the Heavens and The Earth, At the Mention of Name, Every knee Must Bow!


THANK YOU JESUS!

Stop deceiving yourself and stop being childish.
This is not a Nollywood movie where you see fire by calling "In Jesus Name"... I am also a monotheist but you have to grow-up.. What will happen if he mention The name of Jesus?
..

Lanrelagboi:
The Hausas have an adage, ‘seriki goma, sanmoni goma’ which translates to 10 kings and 10 reigns. It is the reign of a new king and the early they embrace the realities, the better.

https://pmexpressng.com/for-adesegun-abiodun-oniru-earlier-he-realise-its-the-dawn-of-a-new-era-in-iru-kingdom/

" Sarki goma, Zamani goma "

JESUSisKING1:
Him/her/she/he/his/===them/they
This is because some people that God created as Males want to turn themselves to females while some females see themselves as males. Even some don't see themselves as male or female.(neutral gender)
All these are the gimmicks of satan to distort the the original work of the almighty jehovah
One day , all of us will stand before Jesus and give account of our days while on earth

You mean its Jesus we're going to give account to, on the day of judgement?

illitrate:
I started with micro-controllers, dumping chips firmware and creating patched data to be rewritten mostly via test-point. Sometimes had to get manufacturer blueprint to look for pinout and sometimes it was apian way. I was a member of a mobile phone repair hardware device team. Modifying boot-loaders, language packs, lock areas. trust me the fun starts once you know what u doing. I could unpack an exe packed with themida and play with the source. Truecript was my nightmare as of then.

The days when coders protected their hardwork with smarcards yet we created emulators to hoodwink the softs, then came server based authentications. We still could create fake servers, they started exchanging keys periodically hahaha still .... so much is to be explored, No end.

Interesting.. Very interesting.
Kudus bro..

Nonybb:
My name is Muhammadu Buhari and I am fighting kwarruption but my nephew Sabiu Tunde Yusuf has 1 trillion naira identified by the CBN GOVERNOR in stolen monies stashed away. And I steal by proxy, like my days at PTDF but the gullible Afonja are praising me as Mr INTEGRITY

That is not the point..

specie103:
Check your dictionary for the definition of a niche

I now understand that you're a rigid learner..
I am using niche as a subset to your CS.
Beside, how do you prepare for an interview when shortlisted? Do you just go about reading your old notes or you go to your job specification and the company profile to know exactly what to brush-up and concentrate on. ...... " that is a niche" ........

illitrate:
I work in cyber defense professionally and deal with embedded systems privately. I love reversing other's hard work. Maybe I cant invent but
reversing is my divine gift.

Good to hear..
Reverse engineering is an invention in itself. All we have around is modifications, so if you can analyse how a particular system is being put together, it is very easy to modify and improve its output..
Cyber security is a good niche I became interested when i followed Edward Snowdon case but its too late for me to dive in.
Embedded system and cyber physical system is my thing but Nigeria is making it difficult to work privately.
Its hard to get almost everything you need without ordering from abroad. Getting a good PCB company to print out your sketch work is also something else.
Covid-19 is truly a eye opener.

specie103:
One of the main reason I don't like programing language especially the ones that deal with web....
I look into the future of web design then and I see that in few years time, everyone will be able to do that on their own irrespective of their course of study, not only web, Even Android app development and ios due to the various CMS tools available today.

I do write codes but I enjoy commands (Networking). even with networking, I can't still seems to completely run away from writing codes .

Anyone who doesn't study Csc and thinks he knows more the csc major is just fooling his/herself and publicly displaying his/her ignorance.

Csc major knows something about everything when it comes to computing, and also knows everything about something. But a self taught programmer is limited to that programing niche domain.

Please erase @bolded notion from your mind..
Some self taught programmer go as far back as learning what happen during compilation, what happen just before serial display... Some people have curious mind, so please don't underestimate the ability of self taught not just in CS related but every aspect of life. Some apply principle of reverse engineering during self taught. They will want to learn everything that has to do with that particular niche they are interested in. It will be foolish to challenge such people about their niche and everything that surround it.
Google and YouTube are more than any university degree, you can learn virtually everything you want.

ReactJs:
Lol! This mrBible guy is just salty and insecure af! You’ve got to be on a different level of insecurity to be ranting all over this thread. I didn’t learn CS, neither did 3 of my friends that are all doing great in their line of work. I am not going to be the person to diminish the usefulness of a CS degree but when it comes to PROGRAMMING, Baba SOME of you CS students are just so full of sh!t. Your employer needs depth. They want to see what you’ve done and what you can do. How come we’re all getting offers from Europe if we’re not good? I have only met on outstanding CS guy who’s crazy at what he does. Just keep improving and stop crying like a little baby

Don't mind him.. He is just insecure with Secondary school mentality of "science student is better than art student" .

illitrate:
I am self thought with no cs degree but very proficient 5 languages, python and delphi being my favorite. I am also OSCP certified.

I hate web development, dont know why but thats just me.

So please what are you really into?
Web application or embedded system..

Probably a case of sabi sabi

Alwaysachick:
Good evening ladies in the house,

I have a friend he is every good thing but overbearing. He kept that part till we started dating. I don't have issues with a man wanting to be a man but when he does it to the extent your opinions don't count again and if you do otherwise even when you are right, it gets him angry. Shouldn't it be a thing of concern?
.

My wife is a very good lady.. She's respectful, caring, a tireless mother to her kids, and a person who can sacrifice her happiness for you, some would say i married her for her cool headedness but, she's not the type you can lay your hand unto even if you're mad and very angry.
I have never dare to beat my wife or ever intend to beat her but I just know that she cannot forgive/cope with a man that will lay his fingers on her.
Hence,
Please let him know what you can't really take (by action not by saying though) before the relationship get more serious. Be sincere with yourself and be truthful , some women prefer beating to silent treatment while some cannot let go of a man who act manly and always incharge. Forget about social media and its definition of a perfect man.
Just know what you want and act accordingly.

Niice thread..

SeverusSnape:
Magu, whom zombies praise to the high heavens is a monsterously corrupt man.
We can all see why Saraki led senate didn't confirm the man as EFCC Chairman.

They will use trollbot and trollfarm to bombard Magu and weaken the trust Buhari had for him.
They will use every means to totally discredit Magu in the eye of the public. They were at it for long trying to get a loophole but unfortunately, Many fell into their hole.
It could be a case of DJ Cuppy father and the then Lawal.. Who knows.

I know all the seven men executed during his time would all be blacks..

1Sharon:
Have you seen benue ppl?

I have never seen a beautiful Benue gal before..

Righteousness89:
I don't get u bro!

We need to a have a Relationship with JESUS CHRIST.

Christianity is not a Religion as people say!
Being a Christian is having a Relationship with JESUS. In a lay man's word it is Having JESUS in you.

A Sinner man /woman does not have JESUS irrespective of Whatever you claim you are.

A Christian is not a Sinner and a Sinner is Not a Christian.. 1 John 3:8-9

Having a Relationship with JESUS is the key!

You do that By Acknowledging you are a Sinner
You Confess your sins to JESUS
You Ask JESUS to come into you. See the Prayer of Salvation on our Signature.

If you do that and you mean it, you are automatically saved! You are born again!

You need to begin a solid Foundation with JESUS.

You have The Holy Bible to guide you
You could also get a Bible Believing Church were you will be taught to know more about JESUS.

Don't fail to repent whenever you go astray!

Guy go and rest with this your holy Bible stuffs..
Stop deceiving yourself, you're just doing a make do. You know you're not 100% sure of yourself.
I am a religious person and believe in God.

tonididdy:
Yes I did supervise and 14bags went into this...
Tho there are no moulds on the wall but...
The health concern is a thing to worry about truly... The place is always damp and moisty.
The slab thickness is much too.

Get a good plumber to climb the decking and disconnect the two tanks, get your tiller to remove the tiles, go buy Mr Fixit (liquid bond) and mix with cement for another tilling, lastly go get experience person to do you bituminous felt round the edges. Conceal roof or exposed decking are always extremely troublesome.
I deck my kitchen to place the tank but when the wahala start, I called the roofer to come and roof the opening I left for the tank.

Ojiofor:
So all the rape and killing is done for Allah?
The devil must be a saint then.I just dey pity poor Africans ndi eriri eri with religion of piss.

Ode..
Keep pouring petrol into the fire..
Today you think is just the north but when the north falls, the whole nation would probably not know rest..
Stop being childish.. They are killing the Muslims much more, so use your head.

BlackfireX:
Dangote snuff out other existing business he meet, why he couldn't kick BUA out is because of northern connection...

People like us have no choice, than to adapt by investing here and there to survive, or hope that a govt will be in place to stamp out this monopoly.

Stop this northern connection nonsense..
BUA has the capital to compete and run the business. People have stop using Dangote cement in the north because of breach of quality.
You cant Plaster with Dangote cement, you can only use it to lay your blocks.
Tell the southerners to bring out capital and invest in big business like Innoson. Let them stop turning Nigeria to dumping ground by bringing in other countries finished product.

Rapsowdee01:
"A good man out of the good treasure of his heart brings forth good; and an evil man out of the evil treasure of his heart brings forth evil. For out of the abundance of the heart his mouth speaks - Luke 6:45"

"In the mouth of the foolish is a rod for his back,
But the lips of the wise will protect them. - Proverbs 14:13"

Wetin you com mean with all this..
How does it relate to the topic..
Are you using the quote to call her a fool or what?
I am sure you're still single.

Stephenmorris1:
A friend of mine got scammed of a huge amount of money(i cant put the price here) by someone who sells cars .So how do we go about it because the police has really eaten us deep and done nothing about it.

The guy who scammed him has not been online for a month now he just vanished, we visited the parents house and they said they dont know where their son is and the funny thing is that they didnt seem worried at all.

Lure him out...
Get to work and become a detective..
1.. Get a SARS officer whom you can call for immediate backup if you find anything new.
2.. Use a crack in the family to get inside information i.e anybody that is close to the family but not in good terms with them.
3.. Get the sister or brother Facebook account and find him in there friends list.
4.. Use his Facebook account friends list to track him down.
5.. Since the money is much, he is probably not in town.
6.. Find him as quick as possible before he squander the money because court won't make sense if he already finish the money.
7..
7..
7.. Inform EFCC and use SARS ito assist you instead of normal police.