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Good thread

Scammers everywhere. Most people here on Nairaland are bloody scammers

jboixxx:
[color=#0000ff]You're counting 32? You'd be lucky to receive your item with 60days now. I have an order since Feb 16 but still awaiting arrival. [/color]

Am even worried that it is still showing hand over to airline since May 18 till now yet to other development. Seriously am worried considering the fact that it remains 57days for my buyer protection to lapse

Raeheemwayne:
I was in ss3 then. I invited a girl to my cousin crib, after pre-intimacy and all the stress to make her wet because my cousin had no lubes at home. This babe was just chatting on fbook all through while I was digging her and this girl was so tight ASF down there. I felt so pained and embarrassed that I lost an erection, she tried everything to raise the diicck, dicck no gree rise.
Out of frustration and Embarrassment I tagged my senior cousin make him help me fhucked the girl show am shege because she cannot come and go like that.
I hated that girl with passion, even up-to-date each time I recall that experience I always feel bad.

Esther anywhere you deh, na thunder go fire you.

What’s her surname

Kamaye:
2 to 3 days, in some cases within 24 hours. Using aliexpress standard shipping as a yard stick, your order of 16th May would have arrived since.

And it’s taking over 32 days now

b0rn2fuck:
in virtual I trust, in adapter I believe ,in baby nseju, we can never run away, even baba ijebu we are all into it. I can't do without gambling a day but we gamble with sense

Baba go for deliverance at mfm

oluwatosink:
sure. we can win europa and we qualify for ucl again. there is still opportunity for man u, chelsea and leiceter could still flop. mancity could be banned from ucl.

Wishes

Gambling is bad, it should be frowned at and totally condemned in our society

gidieberry:
Aliexpress and Patience na blood relation for now

But before now, what was the initial duration between hand over to airplane and been dispatched overseas

gidieberry:
ya item dey prep to be on a plane and despatched to naija, until you see despatched to country of destination, your order still dey chill for country of origin

But why is the “hand over to airline” status taking too much time like forever.
I was glad when my order of May 16 showed handover to airline on the 18 of May. However it’s been like that till now

dazzlingd:
The truth will come out later, now I know that not everything we read on the media is exactly true..
Some false allegations here!

What do you mean

Confirmedzombie:
This is a bad signing by Chelsea. I'm shocked to read this. Chelsea can't won any league.

I regret to supporting of chelsea. Chelsea was a heartbreaks like Arsenal.

Afi ‘won’ na

tidalstorm:
Naxo Tammy Abraham don start dey chop bench.

With Werner favouring the left flank at Leipzig and Ziyech coming in from the right at Ajax, Tammy Abraham looks set to be given the responsibility through the centre. With pace and skill either side of him, Abraham will bang goals

This idiot just found his voice. So Shameful

jamesbawa:
Sweet!... Now we just need 1 more winger and two defenders. Our midfield is okay.

That Havertz go be sweet addition

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright

Bench wetin?
He be like say you nor know Timo Werner

I just dey pity for arsenal
Because he go score arsenal tire. He go rape arsenal without condom

Fear all those bundesliga player. the strikers!
You nor go see them for inside field o but when goals don dey enter you go dey hear commentator dey shout
Goal !! Lewandowski.
Goal !! Timo
Goal !! Muller

Especially that lewandowski. The day when i fear that guy na the day when he come from bench come score five goals within nine minutes
I shock


See them arsenal fans! Them don dey fear
Make una go check am na against Wolfsburg! He score five within nine minutes. Bayern Vs Wolfsburg

Make i put more fear for una mind:
Una know wetin Timo Werner and lewandowski dey do for a living?
Okay. Them dey score goal for a living.
Arsenal don die for Timo Werner hand!

Are you saying Timo is another “Drogba” The chief tormentor of Arsenal

lordally:
Bro you're 24yrs of age and you're young and getting it...the future is bright ...and there's nothing stopping you!!.... It's so amazing how you can sit , chill , relax and look around your family and decide to make a change going against all odds!!! You are brave , bold , reasonable and unique! In a country where we have people who go into drugs all in the excuse say them no get person to advice them here you are doing the opposite!!! You too much baba.....don't relent ooo cos you have no choice than to forge ahead ahead!! Ahead!!!.... I heard you say Programmimg!!! Bro you see why I so love your type!!! You seek for information on how to better yourself life!!! And I'm so proud of you!!! Bro make sure you go into Programmimg with all your heart...guy you go chop money tire!!! And if it's Graphics you wanna go into I did advice you choose UI/UX DESIGN..... Bro I'm 28yrs of age just finished NYSC last year and I ain't looking back!! I studied Computer Engineering( mad a 2:2 ) in school but you know the educational sector is I just enrolled into A Software Engineering Program( JavaScript to be a full stack Engineer) at STUTERN....after the training which would last for4 to 6 months ... I Know I would be able to get a junior Developer role at least for a start of maybe 150 to 180K....THE beauty isn't the beginning the joy is in the progress cos tye more time goes the more your worth increases ...and in 4yrs you are being seen as a senior level Software Engineering or Developer OR Senior UI/UX Designer/Product Designer....that time na like 400K you go dey collect....cos with just 2yrs experience your pay should be like 200K that's in a tech startup but if it's a big organization baba e will be more....Baba you go begin apply for foreign jobs and they would sponsor you over to come abroad!!! Or if you like you can stay here and work for foreign companies and earn Forex!!! People go think say you dey do blood money which is the truth cos IT is the new blood money!! Don't relent bro!!! Everything is working fine for you BABA!!! TUALEEEEEE!!!!!

Baba, is it possible for a commercial student. Economics to do programming course

sirabbey:
Here you go.

Car is in Lagos if you are interested in inspection.

What’s the give away price bro

Vickean04:
550k for honda babyboy 2001 model with Ac chilling and first body. Call me 08056492121

Pictures

Pls I need a step by step instruction/guidelines to how to migrate to Canada. (Permanent Residence)
NB. I am already married with a wife and a boy.
Somebody should please help out

Prechgold1180:
Use your five hundred k play bet9ja 10 odd buy better Camry

What if dem chop am

gurunlocker:
Add money and buy naija use pencil camry

For like how much pls

daniellaades:
Good morning all,pls if u have slot for sale ,pls let us know na.This hunger is too much,pls the serious ones will buy,pls,m begging. Chai! M tired!

The hunger is too much but there is money to play around and buy job slots. You better don’t fall into the hands of scammers as a result of desperation.

From Grace to Grass.

The sad story of a Once National Party now becoming a Peripheral Party seeking for political leftover who be uphold their battered flag at the elections.

It’s so deep

For obaseki, all I can say is that this move will end in tears

wish to assure the good people of Abia State that their governor is fighting the virus. We spoke even up to 2 a.m. this morning but he decided that it is important to let the people know and that we also strongly advise our people to take personal responsibility for their own safety because COVID-19 is real and that the state has the resources to nurse individuals who might come down with this virus back to good health.”

If the state have this resource to nurse covid19 patient, why the Governor and his aides come run to a private hospital in Abuja

tunjijones:
My story.

Finished from secondary sch at 16 with high hopes and good grade. My first real challenge was jamb. Did jamb 4 time bfor i finally made it to one of the federal universities. I spent like 6 years in the uni cos of strike and stuff and my course was a five years course. I went to one of those universities where lecturer are happy when student fail. I have had a lecturer that says you will all fail in Jesus name. I wonder the mentality. They brag among themselves how they made lot of student fail. I finished from the useless school (I still feel it was a waste of my time). To make it worse i graduated with a third class. I felt all was hope was lost. People will told me even me that had 2.1 i never see work shey na you wan come see work.

I accepted my faith. Am i promised myself that am not a failure. Started looking for job. Was at home for 19 months without job and frustrated with little or no financial assistant from any one.

Luck smiled on me. I got my first job of =N=49k. I saved almost everything because i wanted to do pro courses. I did and i passed with very good grades.
I did my PGD and in open uni and i have done my masters also.

Now am doing quite well, i have far exceeded where i tot i wld be in just 7 years. I got a very good job with the pro courses (In IT) i did.

So my point is that you should never limit yourself because that that grade you come out with in sch. You can still be great if you remain focus and if luck smile on you. Do pro courses (Though it is expensive but its worth it), dont give up, you too can make it even if you come out with a PASS or Third class.

Give hint on the type of pro courses

Noel19:
See slave for life, Aluta Continua!

This one will Yansh-lick till he enters grave.

Your failed father will even beg for a lifetime opportunity to lick the ass of a monumental achiever like him

Jagaban has spoken, every other voice is a noise. on your mandate we shall stand sir. President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria 2023. Respect Sir

ShadowM:
Hello. Does anyone have an idea of what Amcon's Salary is and if they have an upfront?

Before you start asking yes these are the current organisations that are recruiting:

NIRSAL
AMCON
PTDF

That's all the info I have

I have interest in Nirsal. Please how can you help me. I don’t have anybody to help

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Learning here

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She was a great woman, and greater is the fact that she had immense influence in business, politics and state affairs