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gozzlin:
It's 'versed' not 'vast' Mr. Knowitall alias Mr Showboater.

It can be either "versed" or "vast", either one fits.

Dont know why everybody wants to finish the guy....the stuff he writes is cool...

abbey621:
You and I can read the same book but derive different meanings from it. No be everybody wey read go pass, you go shock say most of these Boko Haram people no sabi read Quran unless you are mistaken Hausa/Fulani language for Arabic

Thats a good point. Thats why they should stop being stubborn and translate it

They just used their hands...using a broom or dirty slipper on a child is so uncalled for...

Discipline is effective in how it is used...not necessarily the beating but the shame and regret you felt from it

The nonsense politicians and serial killers gracing our streets, were even beaten the most...

marvelous000:
lol...go here and see me and my comrades having fun>>> https://www.nairaland.com/5156139/jamaican-friend-said-world-better/2#80166347

Lol im sure it will take me a least 3 days to read that thread. well I have my dictionary handy why not

Ewedegubbler:
African artistes should stop wasting their time trying to pursue careers in rap music.. how many rap musicians do you see making waves anywhere in Africa ?

Brother thats not the case na.. though its difficult there are always upcoming artists who manage to break through...thats just the nature of the beast...

Rather than that we should tell people to manage their expectations and quickly dust themselves off if it doesnt work out.

have you heard Flavour describe how it was for him when he just started? When they announced him to the stage, people would stand up and leave!

Imagine if Flavour had not persisted

Sorry dear...RIP

I just checked his twitter...seems this guy has been lamenting since last week! So nobody thought to check on him?

I hope this is just a publicity stunt...how did they just allow somebody die like that...

islandmoon:
I don't care about what those gangs of illegal immigrants thinks , I will continue to leave my footprints on the sand of time on the internet, they should educate their alimajeris children or else the country will remain backward , a man only dies ones , and warrior say all die nah die and everyone must die, so no need to fear the tyranny! hehehe!

Lol Ok o

RexTramadol1:
I suspect say na u be d wife

Lol, no. I just like how they did it..it looks cool..

marvelous000:
brda man! no be how you think am oo!

lol...when next you dispense another grammar please mention me so i can read it

HBB1:
...and you didn't commit murder?!

but he mentioned that he used to massage the guy so that was the next step right ? i dont blame the vice principal

a river cant swallow you, if it has never seen your legs

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islandmoon:
you better cut it shot before he send DSS after you for posting about him on Nairaland while arrested Boko haram members now working free .

Lol...you actually posted about him first...ive modified it even though I dont see anything sinister in what I said....please help me modify...dont want to spend a night in interrogation....

Virus99:
Yeah. Low budget poetry. To impress low budget girls.

Lol...i doubt you can write a better one mr virus...or can you? As for me I enjoyed it...plus he was correct in what he wrote...

Virus99:
What kinda "act" ?

"Acting" against nepotism, cronyism and political malevolence to prevent yet another bout of rotten leadership....what kind of "act" were you thinking of...?

islandmoon:
to think he was able to brainwashed everyone to his side is unbelievable, this is a man they claimed had no certificate but was able to play the scholars using religion, ethnic cards and changi slogan, he got them screaming Next Level!! just imagine? very embarrassing!

Lol..the certificate debacle was so interesting...it really exposed some things about modern political discourse...the same certificate issue that saw Mrs, Adeosun kicked to the curb...haba...

In my opinion it is less to do with him as a person and more his influence and contacts. He has been able to build up enough credibility over the past decades to influence (and rig) himself into power. Though I would have preferred if he had fielded a younger candidate...his slowness and tiredness is cringeworthy to watch on an international level...

islandmoon:
impossicant! I wonder how that man became my president, out of all intellects we have in this country, just imagine! how come? how really come? how manage? how possible? HOW?

Lol..ask me oh..just 4 more years to go...

Well his tactics and strategies were impressive even if brutish...starting with the removal of Onnoghen...

He played a good game of chess, and won...thats all...

marvelous000:
Yes, everybody experience spasmodic disruption of the hippocampus once in a while, but no matter how acute it is, it does not encapsulate things as rudiment as our ability to remember our name, except there

Virus99:
See as you begin blow grammar ontop woman post.. Shioor

I actually really enjoyed that thing he wrote...lwkm..if you read it again it looks something like poetry....

islandmoon:
my most embarrassing moment was the moment a dullard became our president for the second time , it only proved the dull ones outnumbers the intelligent ones in my country , I was very embarrassed

this one can be relative, if you should run into a cameroonian or zimbabwean whose government is even more incompetent than ours, maybe your embarrassment would reduce...

[quote author= post=82416466]Who gave birth to dis kind of people for krissake!
Anyone with access to a phone can come online to type jargons now.
SMH[/quote]Lol dont blame him, blame China that makes cheap and affordable smart phones.

The elitism of smart technology has disappeared, as such every ade, ike and kabiru now has a phone with enough data... is it a blessing or curse...?

Wealthierboy:
Na only two children them don born. Guy you nu dey fvck ur wife?

Yes two neat, chubby, well taken care of children who will have enough resources, love and care lavished on them. Lovely

This is the meaning of family planning

Instead of giving birth to 8+ maladjusted, hungry urchins that will be disturbing everywhere

Divit:
Subha na lah!

May allah show you mercy, forgive you and guide you through the right course of life.

What you said up there is so terrible. We muslim never condone killings of none believers nor we rejoice whenever we learnt one being killed.

Well some of them do, sorry about that.

Even though he wrote some trash up there...

makewetalk2:
the wisdom tooth of the person way give this girl BCG injection suppose decay

Honestly, I read this your write-up 3 times and each time, I descended further into chaos.

Chai! Friday evening on nairaland

Oblongata:
You are very lucky your parents survived the government’s ignorance...

My mum was not so lucky

What!!

So sorry...

Ikpa001:
The aged mobster no know say na modern society we dey now, and any compliment can easily be misunderstood and described as a slur

I actually saw people on Twitter arguing that he meant to say that only a racist gesture such as "giving him 10 bananas" would stop Lukaku. Referring to black players being assaulted with bananas on the pitch.

It is an interesting opinion. Maybe he didnt even mean any harm..

faithfull18:
Your boss has issues. One can look 100% natural and still look good.

Lol. Maybe you can help us explain it to her.

faithfull18:
Ladies, take note. For the team natural, we are devoid of worries like these.

You can only do "team natural" if your salary doesnt rely on it...

As for me, if I go to the office without make-up my boss will scatter me in front of everybody. Have seen it happen to others...very embarrassing...

iyke926:
Haven't found a permanent Church yet but I worship anywhere. Might be worshipping with some JW this Friday or Sunday that is, if I don't travel before then.

Ok good luck

They are always loved-up..hmm..

Find somebody who looks at you the way Wike looks at Suzette...

iyke926:
Oh my..



It's a big Church, why pay their priests low? I know a big Church in ABJ, where a friend of mine who is a pastor complains of the monthly little doe that the pay him.

Nigeria is tough and I don't blame them when they hustle hard

have worshipped in a Methodist Church before, back in my undergrad days when I was searching for a new place of worship. The priests sermon was great

Its a big church but i think they pay a particular salary or stipend, as well as giving the priest a house and other provisions. So they dont actually get much in the way of cash

Lol i dont blame him either but i dont need the embarrassment during church abeg.. the way people were being dragged up on stage was too bad

So did you find a permanent place to worship?

crunchyg:
Please what's that in her water is it lemon or lime, someone should help me, and what does putting it in water do to the body?

It's lemon

In this case, it's just there for refreshment but lemon juice (and other citrus fruit) contains vitamin C, which you need for antioxidant action ie. maintaining healthy cells (skin, bones...)

Phineas Gage II ...

This is awful

I wish he would explain what really happened..how come when they beeped the stuff on the scanner, nothing happened?

Except the information just came through at the last minute

iyke926:
I understand.

Priest complaining? That's strange because I know that they live well and besides what do they need much money for... I mean they don't marry.

Persuading people softly to give what they don't have ain't nice. Giving should be from the heart.

No this was a methodist church, maybe his wife had something to say about it. he was ranting that some people still left N5 inside the envelope, knowing how little he was paid

During offering to fix the roof after a heavy rainfall, nobody stood up to pledge so he just started calling random people...i just grabbed my bag and picked my race

Giving should be from the heart but if the heart's own is not forthcoming, i guess it must come from other places...