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bogolobango:
Thank GOD dis guy is nt igbo or yoruba nairaland for shake

He speaks Yoruba. Yoruba must have trained him like Emagwali who school in Akure, Ngozi Okonjo - Iweala, ISI, UI, Chike Obi Unilag Lecturer.
Sai Yoruba and let the bashing start.
I dey wait o

Tolzeal:
Where are you getting this error. from boot? when the cell is on??

When the cell is on thanks

tunnamania11:
Take it to Carl care

Thanks a lot

After I wipef all the memory from my Tecno android, by resetting with factory and reset it always display


Unfortunately, sales tracker has stopped


How do I remove this?

Many have wondered if God exists? If he his does He relate to man as of Bible times?
I like to share these testimonies as I read, heard, or witness one of them.
1. In the RCCG camp years ago a lady in her twenties attended the monthly Holy Ghost service. In the course of the service Pastor Adeboye said there was someone whose one leg was shorter than the other and that God had touched the fellow. in the testimony time the lady came out and testified. In her own words, ' when I get home today, my mother will not recognise me.
2. A testimony shares by Pastor Adeboye. A family had four children before they got converted to christianity. Later the family won Visa lottery of the USA. While conducting DNA to ascertain the parenthood of children,the result of the last one who was eighteen at that time was negative. The woman confessed to her husband, somehow they would not hurt the emotion of the child they ran to the Camp. Pastor Adeboye prayed and ask them to believe God for a miracle.
They went back to the same hospital run by Americans, conducted the same test, this time the DNA had changed to that of the husband. Wonder isn't it?
3. A quack doctor operated on a man and died as a result of the operation. The family of the patient suspected a foul play, sue the doctor. The court order the corpse be exhumed and autopsy carried out. The Doctor ran to Baba Abiye in Ede, Osun State. The prophet told the doctor that God has promised to help him. When the corpse was examined, there was no sign of any operation. The line of sutures had disappeared. God healed a sore so to say on the dead. Wonder isn't it?
The list is endless. You are free to add your own. Our own God works wonders.

Nice one. Needed to design next generation of robots.

Our neighbours have gone mad again.

They helped IBB to truncate government against indiscipline, corruption, nepotism, tribalism,........ And enthroned gap - toothed father of corruption and all vices. May their names perish in the annals of Nigeria.

FrancisTony:
I supported no party.


Ukpor, Nnewi-south LGA, Anambra State.

We are from the same place.
Don't know about her husband.

So you sat on the fence? Anyway she supported the man of the moment: no permanent friend or foe but interest.

FrancisTony:
Same church with Osibanjo? No wonder Oby supported APC during last gubernatorial election.
There's no smoke without fire.

By the way, we hail from the same town.

Did support APC too?

GEJs 7 - point agenda became pointless. PMB 56 dey fear me o.

Thank God Ambode won guber - election we would by now be looking for igbos in Lagoon with hooks and nets!

kestolove95:
So wat do we call her husband? First man abi

Officially, First Gentleman.

Beautiful woman, beautiful development. Beautiful times.

kestolove95:
So wat do we call her husband? First man abi

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Officially, First Gentleman.

Beautiful woman, beautiful development. Beautiful times.

Do you have agbo ile there. Somebody pls explain that to the OP.

Diffdeef:
Your father is a fake father.

A fake son of fake father rather original son of a fake father.

Nice write - up. I am yoruba and love the Tom and Jerry thing going on between the two tribes. In fact, I am an e - warrior. I give it to the igbos whenever chances present themselves.

It is just fun and I enjoy it. However, I have not being to Igboland before, all my three chilren bear igbo names. People wonder why I give them such name at their naming ceremonies.
I think most yorubas and igbos are like me. The war between the two is just on the surface.
To become Yorigbo or Igboruba? God forbid bad thing. Yaminrin A jokuta mamu omi.

kimond101:
The reality is what people fail to comprehend is that the one who strive to attain paradise is one who submits to the will of God and do righteous good deeds and avoid ascribing partners in worship with God.
Abraham submitted to the will of God
Joseph submitted to the will of God
David submitted to the will of God
Moses submitted to the will of God
Jesus submitted to the will of God
Muhammad submitted to the will of God
Everyone one of them was sent at a particular time. And whoever follow their way at that time shall not perish but have eternal life if God wills.
None of them ever said you should worship them neither did they call themselves God.
To submit to the will of God alone without ascribing partners with him is only defined by one religion and that is Islam.

Whose will did Osama bn Laden, Saddam Hussein, Shekau submit to?
I beg don't derail the topic.

It is a good topic OP look for Adnanced Bible Study by E. W. Kenyon and read most of these questions are answered scripturally and clearly.

I think the women you asked had by experience told you the answer. These may not have degrees but raw knowledge we must respect.

So many solutions proffered by these women a times stun othordox medical practitioners.

Islam!

engrjacuzzi:
smh.....all these are blatant lies. PMB, we voted you to do d magic u said and up till now we haven't seen change.
remember, you said u belong to all and belong to none.

First Change: from president hopeful to president elect to PMB. Second from General Muhammadu Buhari to Mister Muhammadu Buhari.
While not be patient and wait for the rest?
I think we all owe the man our prayer support than sentimental criticism.

ConfessionsNgr:
I think my marriage is in trouble already. I am a civil servant, while my wife is a full time housewife. I work 8am to 5pm daily, but I have to leave home 6am and get back 8pm, in order to beat traffic. So anytime I return, I am always tired, like they say "body no be wood". We have a kid already, and our marriage is just 4 years. My wife always complain of my performance in bed. I can only last a round, and the round only lasts for few minutes. I have tried using performance-enhancement drugs, but the side effects are much. The doctor says I need a lot of rest to have a lot of virility. But how can I rest when I am hardly home, I wish my wife will understand, but she is always saying I am not man enough on bed. I wish I could satisfy her sexually too, I try my best to, but it is not just enough. I love my wife so much and I will do anything for her and our marriage. But in this case, I just don't know what to do. Please help save my marriage, my wife is an housewife and anything can happen.

Source: http://confessionsnigeria.com/post/94/how-can-i-satisfy-my-wife

My suggestion: don't use bed again or move your wife to your office or move your office to your house. Better still, look for burantashi best of all look for a helpng hand to service your wife.

Op so long a sermon.

Pig to disgrace Suswam in IBB square?

Offering a sacrifice of pig to a god Suswam on the altar of IBB (Maradona) by hungry worshippers is in itself disgraceful.

And Buhari without a certificate and his group could see all these abnormalities in governance then. GEJ with PhD could not fix Nigeria.


Governance may not be by certificate but common sense.


Pls to front page and let Nigerians (especially younger generation) read what project IBB truncated; and, thinking - quality of a true lover of Nigeria - GMB.

Carlcaresophia:
You're welcome！ Do you need the contact information?

yes that of Ibadan is okay, I will be there within two weeks. I am very grateful. Thanks a lot.

Buhariphobia.

Buhariphobia.

Leadership.