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CelebritiesRe: China Have Started Producing Fake Dog Breeds For High Prices(pictures) by MRBrownJ: 12:52pm On Dec 04, 2015
yeah these Chinese are indeed crazy, here is the panda, the Lion (no dye just funny haircut) and the tiger

RomanceRe: Pls I Need An Advice On What To Do by MRBrownJ: 12:44pm On Dec 04, 2015
@Olamiiii
no offense but you sound pathetic.... you dont even believe in yourself so why do you think anyone should believe in you (or take a chance with you)? you must be your #1 fan, at ALL TIMES! if you read again your post, you didnt mention ONE positive thing about yourself, instead you numerate all the shiit that is "supposedly" happening in your life. if you expect a miracle then guess what?! they dont exist and the only person who can make a difference is YOU. so i suggest you go look at yourself in the mirror and start LOVING who you see, because thats the only way anything can possibly change.
if you dont see the value of what you got, then go hang out in a few hospitals and orphanages so that you can finally COUNT YOUR BLESSINGS

you are single and miserable today, and if you dont change, you will be dating and still miserable. after the bf, then you will want this and that because you dont give value to what is really important here. its called LIFE!!!! see with life, some get it cruising right away, while others after a few tries, and unfortunately, a few will have it tougher than others, but you can never put a final goal as your happiness. your happiness should be the whole process between "you" today (however you may be) and "you" in the future. thinking that you will be miserable all your life, and suddenly change because a man/money/children entered your life is WRONG.... because that man/money/children would be in control of your happiness, and thats wrong! the person you see in the mirror everyday should be the driving force for your life/happiness.

btw stop comparing your life to that of others around you, they are NOT you and will never be you.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Question Of The Day (pic) by MRBrownJ: 12:17pm On Dec 04, 2015
whats good for the goose is good for the gander!
RomanceRe: My 18-Year-Old Girlfriend Wants Abortion, Please Help by MRBrownJ:
ask4bk:
A person without brain activity is called a vegetable, and mostly WE KILL THEM OFF and there is no problem with that.

My happiness is that you accept that you KILL them. That alone infers that somewhere inside your dark comprehension of the FULL HUMAN BEING in the womb, you believe that a you quench a life.
Coz we only kill to remove live.

No différence between someone who aborts and kills defenceless humans in the womb just BECAUSE SHE'S STRONGER AND CAN MAKE HER DECISION and a terrorist also attacks and kills defenceless humans just because HE'S STRONGER AND HAS MADE HIS DECISION TOO.

Nothing will make us convince each other. I only pray that God may touch more people to understand the value of human life. (and yes, I'm coming from a religious yet scientific point of view).
ahahahahahahaha what an HYPOCRITE!!!!!!
when your religion tells you to stone people to death, its ok to kill for your own selfish agenda, right?
when your religion tells you to kill people that dont follow your doctrine, its ok to kill for your own selfish agenda, right?
but here you are telling us that murder is wrong when your religion is FULL OF IT!!!
and here you are claiming pro life, and talking about the value of human life, highly laughable.
RomanceRe: Guys: How To Protect Yourself From False Rape Accusations. by MRBrownJ: 12:28am On Dec 04, 2015
TheLeader:
I'm telling u authoritatively. Rape in Nigeria as of today, by law can only be enforced against males. If u need prove, Pm me let's dissect the Criminal and Penal codes.lol But seriously, ask a lawyer if u av access to one. its unfortunate but true
as much as you seem to believe wholeheartedly about what you are saying, let me ask you a simple question:
- if a married guy walks home at night and meet some wannabe ritualist women, they kidnap him, tie him up, have sex with him against his will. what you are saying is that even if they get caught in the act, they will never be prosecuted or charged with any crime (let alone rape) because they are women?!?

hedonistic:
Because so many 'men' like you have been feminised to think this way, that's why sluts get away with countless false rape accusations and ruin innocent men's lives.
we dont need your Zeta male ego nonsense here, its all about using COMMON SENSE in the matter. the fact that you would call a slut any woman who cries rape shows lack of it.

Nobody cares what really happens when a man and a woman who obviously have some level of intimate relationship are in a private space, for the simple reason that nobody can truly know what REALLY happened other than the two parties involved. Anything else is he said she said. If I have a daughter, I expect her to expect whatever she gets when she visits a man in his house or hotel room. Discretion and common sense is key
again this is utter rubbish, you are making women seem like some meat... and your only concern is to get them into your trap. a woman set foot in your house therefore she becomes your sexual property. bro, let me be the bearer of bad news, thats exactly how RAPIST think!
forget the rape accusation for a minute, and lets DEFINE clearly what rape is, as it seems many people (like yourself) still dont get it. RAPE is when you force anyone into a sexual activity that they dont agree to. so even if that babe had come to your house, was in your bed butt nekkid, had her legs wide open, and her toto was dripping wet, but she said she doesnt want to fukc, then it means NO SEX. you can come up with all the rapists cheap excuses you want, bla bla bla but the facts remains the same, NO MEANS NO!

My point is simple.:As long as the only evidence is the woman's accusation or oral testimony then it should be treated like a load of rubbish. You can't ruin a man's life and send him to jail just because one woman merely claimed that she was raped. The stakes are too high to depend on such flimsy evidence. Only audio or visual evidence of violent/forceful penetration should justify the sort of stiff penalties rape convictions attract.
NOOOOO the stake is too high to let a possible rapist go scott free so that he can rape others on and on... simply because he knows that its his words against hers. doesnt the rapist ruin a woman's life? is a man's life more valuable than a woman's life?!
thinking the way you do then rapists are simply gonna rape our sistas out there blindly!

now lets not stray from the subject here which is still that many women falsely accuse men of rape, but to come here and say that we shouldnt believe them simply because they A) willingly came to your house and B) have no concrete evidence, is absurd.

btw: lets reverse the role for a minute, and lets say that you were raped by a gang of gay men and the only evidence was your busted butthole because they said you were with them so you wanted it. would you still say "well no proof/witnesses so they are innocent"?
CelebritiesRe: The Midnight Photos This Endowed Lady Shared Is The Best Thing You See Today by MRBrownJ: 8:47pm On Dec 03, 2015
revolt:
beautys in the eyes of the beholder. Thts all I can say
you are right.... my bad!
RomanceRe: Guys: How To Protect Yourself From False Rape Accusations. by MRBrownJ: 8:35pm On Dec 03, 2015
Mozambique:
From the statutory provisions concerning rape, it is GENDER SPECIFIC
just because some women may get a lighter sentence in rape cases in 9ja (at the discretion of a judge), does not mean the law is gender specific.
but i am willing to be educated on the matter, so if you could pls show me the actual law that says that a female rapist should get a lesser sentence than a male rapist, then i would be grateful.
RomanceRe: Guys: How To Protect Yourself From False Rape Accusations. by MRBrownJ:
hedonistic:
That's why I don't sympathise with most rape 'victims', and I don't believe most stupid rape stories.

As far as I am concerned, apart from sex with minors, rape is only rape when it is perpetrated by armed robbers, kidnappers, strangers, intruders, and other violent previously unfamiliar persons.

If the venue of the sex is the man's turf (his house, hotel room, or whatever private enclosure the girl willingly comes to meet him), then it is not rape. Simple. Unless the girl can prove beyond reasonable doubt. And proof in this case is not some stupid pity party stories or bruises that she gave herself or traces of sperm in her vagina (from consensual sex). Anything short of visual or audio evidence depicting violent or forceful penetration should not be admissible.
so what you mean to say is that:
if a gal willingy comes to your house (or any private location), she UNDOUBTEDLY wants to fukc?! thats far fetched, dont you think?! but most importantly, dont you see how such statement is the reason why so many women get raped? here you are telling us all that if/when a women gets to your place then she wants to fukc, whether she says yes or NO, is irrelevant to you because she decided to visit you, and thats a passeport for sex (in your world)?!

no wonder so many women are raped when men think in such an evil manner!!!
RomanceRe: Guys: How To Protect Yourself From False Rape Accusations. by MRBrownJ: 7:16pm On Dec 03, 2015
TheLeader:
Then what do you have to say about the fact that even if 20 ladies make u sleep with dem under gunpoint in Nigeria, u can't allege rape?

The law might be unfair, but until repelled and replaced, it remains d law. Justice n fairness are 2 diff concepts.
the reason is simple, thats because men wouldnt report such crime.... but it is INDEED a crime punishable under Nigerian law. there is NO GENDER next to the definition of "rape", you just need the right lawyer to take on the case.
RomanceRe: Guys: How To Protect Yourself From False Rape Accusations. by MRBrownJ: 7:04pm On Dec 03, 2015
TheLeader:
That's not true bro. The law is clear on this- A MAN CANNOT RAPE HIS WIFE! Even if he forces himself on her. The best she can do is allege assault.

Thank me later.
that law must only be valid in Africa and the middle east, the minute you try that elsewhere, you will be jailed!
FashionRe: 50 Shades Of Black by MRBrownJ: 6:41pm On Dec 03, 2015
RomanceRe: India Sucks!!! Do Not Date An Indian Woman Let Alone Marry! by MRBrownJ: 6:39pm On Dec 03, 2015
Strahovski:
Legend says Indian women are exceptionally beautiful but that's not really true. Over the years of my globetrotting India has never been on my list until I began looking for a partner and I considered India since I read the legends undecided
who goes looking for a partner in India, to begin with? you must have heard that there was billion+ indians and therefore that it will be easy picking?! the joke is on you.

After my experience with them, I have compiled 5 reasons you should not date an Indian. Leave the Indians to the Indians! Damn...
1) They are Unattractive:- Forget those you see in bollywood it's makeup. They don't shave especially their instrument region! They look older than their age in most cases.
are you claiming that all indian women are ugly?! thats a bit harsh, dont you think? why dont you rather say that all the indian women you could get where ugly.
as for the shaving down below, its the same thing for most Chinese and Japanese women, but then again thats their culture, accept it or go elsewhere with your foreign mentality expecting them to be like you desire them to be.

2) They are prudes:- Many of them find Virginity a ticket to Odin's Disney Land! So they are very scared of taking off their clothes unless you are their husband so get ready for the "No sex before marriage"
different stroke for different folks, such way of life works for "them", adapt or go find a partner elsewhere.

3) Inferiority Complex :- They get offended and feel insulted when you are talking about a caucasian girl in an appreciating manner or having pics of Caucasian females on your mobile phone. They feel inferior and have low self esteem in that regard...
NEWSFLASH: if thats what you desire then go to a white country, and not India

4) Your children will be BROWN AND UGLY!
so brown children are ugly now?! woah with such low view of indians, no wonder you could only date the ugly ones

5) They are feminists and Mentally Ill:- According to the legends, Indian females are sick undecided and in the U.S 89.89% of Indian women are feminists. . Bullsh!t
so now you want us to believe that ALL indian women are mentally sick?! lol. listen, why dont you tell us what really happened to you in India, so we have a clear understanding why you hate them so much. were you deported from India because of a woman? did you stay there for months/yrs and didnt manage to date anyone? were you played by an Indian woman? what is it?!
TravelRe: Giving Birth In Brazil by MRBrownJ: 6:12pm On Dec 03, 2015
sheguru:
Am conversant with the site, I had clicked on it before I found out its Kevin Porter's site. He's a man, an american who relocated to Brazil with his whole family and his wife gave birth there. I have lots of email communication with him personally and might use his help but that is when I enter Brazil. What am looking for is a Nigerian who have gotten the Brazil visa from Nigeria and has gone to brazil so the person can give me details on visa application and point of entry stories like they do in the U.S thread.
ok i understand now, and unfortunately i cannot help you with that part.
RomanceRe: My Ikoyi Experience by MRBrownJ: 6:05pm On Dec 03, 2015
thats how so many guys are enticed into becoming gay lovers to rich homos (sometimes pedos) who prey on desperate broke and hungry Nigerians. the guy who asked you about your boxing skills may have been one of them, and you dodged a bullet.

the main destination for these guys today are Kenya, Senegal and Ivory Coast, but the hungrier the people, the easier it is to abuse them.
educate yourself my broda so you dont fall prey!!!!
CultureRe: If You Were Asked To Marry Between This 3 Ethnic Tribes? by MRBrownJ: 5:54pm On Dec 03, 2015
i would marry the one with the best attributes and character that would be compatible with my needs (regardless of her tribe).
RomanceRe: Some Psychology Facts You May Not Know.. by MRBrownJ: 5:37pm On Dec 03, 2015
Nature8:
1. Psychology says, Never ever judge anyone. You don't know their story and what's really going on . A smile can hide so much..
MBJ says: when you have a full picture of whats going on, feel free to have an opinion about that person (aka judge them)

2. Psychology says, A person who seems jealous or clingy is actually someone who cares the most..
MBJ says: there are actually people who are jealous of you simply because they envy you and your lifestyle... and they dont care one bit about you

3. Psychology says, There is only one person who could ever make you happy, and that person is you..
MBJ says: yes yes and YES!!!!!!

4. Psychology says, You don't forget someone you used to love, you just accept the fact that you were not meant to be..
MBJ says: and then you find someone PERFECT for you and forget about that earlier experience

5. Psychology says, Just when you think you know people, they disappoint you in ways you never thought they could..
MBJ says: that means you simply fooled yourself into believing that you knew that person, when in fact you never really knew who that person truly was

6. Psychology says, People will hate you, rate you, break you and shake you. But how strong you stand is what makes you..
MBJ says: whether strong or weak, what about ignoring them haters and living your life instead?
FIXED!!!
Jokes EtcRe: Do You Know The Answer To This? by MRBrownJ: 5:11pm On Dec 03, 2015
if given willingly: A GIFT
if given via emotional/sexual backmail: 419
CelebritiesRe: See What 2shotz Wife Tweeted back wen his Ex Beverly Osu Accused Him Of Violence by MRBrownJ: 4:56pm On Dec 03, 2015
she must feel like a damn fool today, accusing a man of something she swore he couldnt do..... and she should finally send her apology to Beverly Osu.

as for 2shotz, hhmm what are the odds that 2 women would falsely accuse you of the same crime?!
RomanceRe: Guys: How To Protect Yourself From False Rape Accusations. by MRBrownJ: 4:39pm On Dec 03, 2015
MzPecs:
Spiritual!

grin grin grin grin grin
that excuse is outdated now, every time some criminals get caught, "its the work of the devil".... thief, rapist, pedos, ritualist etc, "the work of the devil", yeah right! so there is no sickos, mad men in 9ja, right?!

there comes a time when people have to accept that they are mentally sick/deranged, and this has nothing to do with the devil!
RomanceRe: How Do I Politely Turn Down A LESBIAN Or BISEXUAL Friend Without Hurting Her. by MRBrownJ: 3:58pm On Dec 03, 2015
petkruz:
Thanks I need to copy and save this your write up for the rainy day. It's really cool, I appreciate brilliant minds like yours.
thanks, you are welcome

fatheritunu:
nice advice bro. Pls I wanna ask u a question, what natural circle do you appreciate the most?
sorry, you lost me there.... what is natural circle?
RomanceRe: Guys: How To Protect Yourself From False Rape Accusations. by MRBrownJ: 3:48pm On Dec 03, 2015
@Tallesty1
as much as your points make a lot of senses to "prevent" such false accusations, it will remain just that, prevention.
i think the best and only way to prevent such is to treat strangers/ONS/FWB with respect, and stay on friendly term with all women, at all costs.
when you know the type of emotional creatures that they are, you MUST thread carefully.

in the US for example, there is a possible monetary gain from such false accusations, so i understand why a wolf in sheep clothing could do that over there...... but in Africa or even Europe (UK/France etc) there is NO monetary gain from such accusations, so that person really need to be royally pissed at you to do such thing. as they say, keep your friends close and your possible enemies closer.

be nice to all, even skanks (i said nice o, not mumuish!), always send messages afterwards, like: "woah, we had a great time today/tonight, it was fun, lets catch up again soon" etc

finally, if a woman hates you like that, then there is nothing you can really do to prevent her wrath.
CelebritiesRe: Ladies, What Kind Of Crazy Dressing Is This? by MRBrownJ: 3:17pm On Dec 03, 2015
she thinks she is fly, lol!

well, when so many pay millions and millions to get bigger boobs, i can understand why A) the ones with natural big b00bs will flaunt them in such manner or B) if you spent millions to get new b00bs, you flaunt them in such manner.
Nairaland GeneralRe: One Word 4 This Man Sleeping Wit Matchet 2 Scare Robbers 4rm Stealing His Shoes by MRBrownJ:
the guy has 19 pair of shoes but he sleeps on a mattress on the floor, in a seemingly empty room?! talk about misplaced priorities
CrimeRe: Nigerian Student In Ghana Bathed With Acid By Roommate: (photo) by MRBrownJ: 3:10pm On Dec 03, 2015
here is the pic, no need to click on no damn link:

RomanceRe: We Both Married, But I Just Cant Get Her Off My Mind. by MRBrownJ: 3:05pm On Dec 03, 2015
charles009:
Forgive me folks, Things are really getting out of hands. I met an Ex about three months ago who is equally married with kids, just like myself.

We talked about a difficult task she had to execute and afer a prolonged plea. I offered to help. After work I went over to her place(she is on transfer) and in a few hours the work was done.

Now the devil struck, She served me vodka and fried plantain and the rest is history. I will now go from work straight to her house, Infact last night i left the house very late just to have sex with her. My preety wife keeps wondering when I have turned a crawler.

The truth is I want to stop seeing her, But I just cant.

Please folks, Whats the way forward. I dont wanna wreck my home.

This is no fiction, this is very real.
if you really mean it that you wish to stop, you have to do it "cold turkey", just tell your wife! but remember, it wont solve the reason why you are feeling the way you do about this damzel, it will just be a quick and easy way to fix it momentarily.

you have to be honest and ask yourself the right question, in order to understand what is going on in your head, and have a chance to sort yourself out PERMANENTLY:
- ARE YOU HAPPY/SATISFIED AT HOME (emotionally/sexually or otherwise)?
RomanceRe: How Do I Politely Turn Down A LESBIAN Or BISEXUAL Friend Without Hurting Her. by MRBrownJ: 2:48pm On Dec 03, 2015
@petkruz
simply tell her:"
as much as i am flattered by you words, and i respect your sexual orientation (to each their own), i must tell you that i am in no way/shape/form attracted whatsoever to you (or any other women) sexually. i do like men, ONLY men, and thats my final answer, as i would like our friendship to remain exactly that, and nothing more. please stop such bisexual/lesbian way of addressing me as i am not comfortable with that, and will have to remove you from my circle of friends if you wish to continue to disrespect and offend me like that.
thanks for your understanding and may you find what you desire elsewhere.


if she continues talking to you in such manner, you have no choice but to remove her from your life (and circle of friends)
TravelRe: Giving Birth In Brazil by MRBrownJ: 2:32pm On Dec 03, 2015
sheguru:
Wooww, ohhkk so its back to seeking out a reliable cost effective agent then.
nah no need to pay any agent etc, you can/should do all by yourself since you need to physically be there anyway. here is english speaking blog from a lady who explains all the procedure from beginning to finish (part 1 to cool.

http://www.liveinbrazil.org/the-giving-birth-in-brazil-series-a-z-on-having-a-baby-in-brazil/
FamilyRe: My Aunty Gave Me Her Breast Milk To Drink: Right Or Wrong? by MRBrownJ:
euromilion:
Animals milk are worst carriers of diseases eg mad cow,foot and mouth and many more too if not pasturized. Give me breast milk any day.
i guess this is why PASTEURIZED animal milk is safer than untested/unchecked raw milk from human

I can't imagine what I'll say to the first man/woman that discovered cow milk,what was he thinking(I think he was perverted)a grown man thinking of sucking off animal breast(cow/goat)to me was sickening. I can't comprehend how he managed to convince the whole world to drink it.
yet, thousands of years later, you follow in his footsteps and do exactly the same thing... aka drink "safe for consumption" animal milk.

I can assume that he was a white man.
i doubt that race has any relevance in this issue.

Talking of infection if it didn't kill the child,it certainly would not kill an adult.
any smart person knows that, people infected with HIV/HEPATITIS/SYPHILIS etc dont show signs of sickness the second they get infected, it takes weeks minimum (if not more) before the disease can show its ugly symptoms.

HIV? What relation would want to infect their relative?
the same "relation" that would gladly use you as money ritual
the same "relation" that would gladly sexually abuse their children/relatives
the same "relation" that would gladly murder you out of jealousy
the same "relation" that would gladly commit suicide, and take you with him/her.
the same "relation" that doesnt have their state of mind written on their faces
if you actually believe that a relation can do no harm to his own family members then think again!
TravelRe: Giving Birth In Brazil by MRBrownJ: 11:38am On Dec 03, 2015
sheguru:
So please how can the visa acquisition process be explained in detail @MrBrownJ.

Brazil embassy nigeria doesn't have a website for one to gather proper information and DIY.
you would have to speak Portuguese and go to the gov sites for that.... but even the information you will find there is not accurate. as much as there is a law about the issue, it will all depend on the immigration officer or attendant at the cartorio, because everyone have their own definition of the law.
RomanceRe: My 18-Year-Old Girlfriend Wants Abortion, Please Help by MRBrownJ: 11:29am On Dec 03, 2015
ask4bk:
Wow! It's really sad that after mentioning the existence and full usage of your brain u ended up with this poor and sickening definition of a human. cry cry cry

Well, oga, immediately a spermatozoïde fertilises the female egg and I repeat IMMEDIATELY, then we have a zygote, A FULL HUMAN BEING with body and soul (though the body may be super tiny and not as developed as u are). He's a full human same way u call a baby a human even though his body isn't as developed (no teeth for eg) as yours.

You supporters of killing human beings in the womb will go to any extent to justify yourselves. At least u even tried, compared to Obama who said that you can abort as long the full body isn't out of the womb via delivery (meaning that even after 9 months u don't have a human yet coz it hasn't come out of the womb or sniffed the natural air.
A) the fact that you would call that zygote a "full human being" is highly laughable! a zygote/cell has the capacity to turn into a human being in the long run.... but is certainly NOT a human being right after fertilization. what do you consider a "full human being"?! in my book, to be considered a human being, it would have to possess a heart beat, be able to live outside the womb, and most importantly have a FUNCTIONING brain.

- a person is considered lifeless if they have no heart beat, but you wanna tell us that a zygote with no heart beat is different.
- a person is considered lifeless if they dont breathe, but you wanna us tell that a cell that doesnt breathe is a human being
- a person without brain activity is called a vegetable, and mostly we kill them off and there is no problem with that


B) why would you think that YOUR concept of life (and who has the right to "life"wink is more important than what the pregnant lady chooses to believe?! only the possibly expectant mother can decide if that zygote has the right to go to full term... whether you like it or not.
FamilyRe: My Aunty Gave Me Her Breast Milk To Drink: Right Or Wrong? by MRBrownJ: 10:25am On Dec 03, 2015
euromilion:
Think about this way,
A.
Human drinking human breast milk.
And
B.
Human drinking animal breast milk.

Let's forget what the ancient perverts made us to think is right for one second,A or B which one seem right to you.
since biblical times, we have been drinking "our own mother's" breast milk as infant AND goat/sheep/camel/cow milk otherwise.
i wonder A) why you think that this should change or B) who are these so called "ancient perverts" you are taking about?

linearity:
You went off a ramp there boy, he drank her aunty's milk the same milk that has been feed to a little kid and the kid is just fine.

Yes, raw milk can transmit diseases, but stay within the context here.
@ the above in bold
so long as you understand the dangers for adults to drink breast milk, is all that matters here.

btw: just because a breastfeeding infant "looks fine" doesnt mean that the breast milk he/she is receiving is NOT tainted/dangerous.
CelebritiesRe: The Midnight Photos This Endowed Lady Shared Is The Best Thing You See Today by MRBrownJ:
revolt:
wetin concern us wth her face, she's a goddess..

Ill do nyfing, for that chest
bro, possible "goddess" if she is a proper bedroom acrobat, but thats about it. when you are satisfied in mounting her banging body (do check her huge arm though), then you will have to walk down the street with this not so great looking lady.... she doesnt have the total physical package to be described as a "goddess"

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