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He should be killed.

Simple.

No criminal should be spared.


Ogun kill u there!

The reason why I don't like being committed to a lady (as a BF or fiance) is cos of the stress that comes with it.

Relationship is not easy to manage, and ladies mostly make it hard.

It requires a lot to keep a woman to yourself only, married or not. If u lack some vital tools/qualities in keeping her faithful to urself, there will always be problems.

I've been in serious relationships in the past, I later found out that all that mattered was peace of mind and freedom to flex.

Can't deal with relationship, abeg.

Married people, I hail all of una ooh. Una dey try.

Make I dey enjoy my own lifestyle jejely... When I feel I need to have a seed, I will just find one nice babe put prick in her toto and sow my seeds in her.

No marriage. No commitment. No nothing.


God will help u ooh, OP.

This OP.

Na so him accused his wife of being a witch, last year.

This year na ur pikin.

Next year, unborn pikin?


God go help u.



Stay blessed, bro.

WhatsApp is back as well.

These are real heavyweight fighters, not some pussy ass nigga wey just tall for nothing and be choping beating from left to right, losing his belts up and down.

Smiles.

When I noticed it, I rushed go check whether my WhatsApp was outdated, cos I update my WhatsApp regularly, I come dey wonder.

I even restarted my phones 2 times to see whether we dey okay.

Even up till now...

WhatsApp oloriburuku go make me lose business.

Mad people.

Wetin concern someone like me with virginity.

Even if u carry ur virgin toto come my side, I go pursue u away.

How I go take fvck ur virgin toto?

Na hospital u go land and u might not even survive it.

Virgin kó, legging ni.

All criminals will die miserably.

I have no pity for any security officer in this country.

Doomed people.

We live with death already.

Death surrounds us in our various homes.
There are over 100 things of death in our apartments - we are close to it on daily basis.

Thank you, father.

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Thank you, Jesus.

❤❤❤❤

For life.


Thank you, Almighty Father.

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They say fornication is also a demonic spirit.
I think I'm possessed by that one.

But the God I serve is a merciful God and He forgives my sins.

Thank u, father.

❤❤❤❤

God is indeed wonderful.

Thank you, Jesus.


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Dead Country.

Dead Nation.

Cursed government.

The one-minute man is enjoying him life jejely.

1 minute is bae.

Tonto dick-hay won't like this.

VAR should be scrapped.

What that fvck foul pick was that?!

DropsMic:
Lol.... All of a sudden the vaccine no be the mark of the beast again .

Gullible followers of these businessmen are who I pity most.

Anyway, baba is OHO (On His Own).




I hail u, bro.

Same can happen to the dummy at the asshole rock.

Same should be done.

That's what he deserves.

This one na full breakfast naah.

Dem still put money there to take bike go house if your house no far.

If ur house far, just trek halfway and use the money take carry keke maruwa go house.

What a good Samaritan.

Stupid government.

Ogun kill all of Una together!

Brainwashed youths.

After today, Una go continue to dey smell Una pepper.

Dead country.

Stupid government.

Ogun kill all of Una!

Smh.

Una eyes go clear.

Fvcking married men, no be only u dey there, Una plenty for there.

Tell her that you will only use the head to fvck her.

Just sweet talk it like, it is only the head that will enter, you won't go all in.

And give her the sweet talk again that u will not do more than 2 - 5 mins.

If u can convince her and she allows u, don't do the opposite of what u promised her.

As time goes on, she will be the one telling u to try and go all in first and see if she can take it.

Just be a man and talk to her, let her understand why it's needed to be done.

Don't forget, always sweet talk am. And let her see it on ur face that u really want it.
Don't ignore lubricants.

A reminder: just the dick cap and little time.

She go ask for real fvck as time goes on.



I hail u, bro.

The strangest thing in the world is happening under Buhari.

This old cargo with dementia is a curse to this nation.

Number of crimes;

Kidnapping,
Raping,
Killing,
Murdering,
Robbery,
Injustice,
Looting,
Assassination,
Stomach infrastructure,
Banditry,
Ritualism,
Bribery (notably, an IGP becoming a tailor),

All have increased in the country.

Proliferation of terrorism;
Boko Haram,
Fulani herdsmen,
Unknown Gunmen,
Bandits, etc.

These are the major issues of the country.

Worst economy ever, Nigeria is experiencing it today.

The most useless president in history of mankind, Nigeria is having it presently.

Nigeria is topping the list of most corrupt countries in the world, and I'm sure this award is designated to her in heaven as well.

Dead country.

If u like go broadcast for CNN, u no go see him dick cap, let alone his whole dick.


Nonsense.

Blakjewelry:
Allah bless this Bleep we are about to Bleep

I had to agree to the mumu declaration so that I could laugh to this.

U dey mad.

Ogun kill u there!

Bastard.

BigYash:
Na big idiot. Although I know very well ,deep down,no value for the said wife anymore. Nigga can fvck all the fvckables, even on his matrimonial bed,the wife can't say nothing..

U get brain.

Smiles.

Ogun kill all of Una together!

Criminal bastards!