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Thomthom:
I hear you.. tell the man

dochenaj:
Why are they making fun of him? It is his experience and he can react to it they way he wants to.

onthehill:
A heartbroken man has been seen in a viral video crying in a water tank he jumped into after his girlfriend broke up with him, IgbereTV reports

The man identified simply as “Exodus” was seen being queried by his friend for taking such an action.

His friend was also heard threatening to make him go viral for the weird act.

See video below.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6Gzc2XlfKA

https://igberetvnews.com/1385808/man-jumps-water-tank-cry-girlfriend-broke-video/

Lalasticlala

Asuneblog:
A handsome young man has proudly taken to social media to share loved up photos with his chubby girlfriend.

The young dude identified as Rose Shaquoun, took to Instagram to share some romantic photos from their vacation as he brags about loving her wholeheartedly.


To view more photos and read more, visit below link;
https://www.asuneblog.com.ng/2021/03/love-her-heart-not-her-looks-man-says.html

Wilson125:
They have been dating for a year n some months n sexually active, but his girl started insisting on getting a Love Machine n a vibrator to spice up their sex life according to her, but my friend doesn’t see it that way, he feels he doesn’t satisfy her which he has confronted her with but she claims he satisfies her n the Love Machine is just about spicing up their sex life.. Baba isn’t comfortable with the idea n e dey kill the self esteem.. so he feel likes calling it off as she no wan give up on the issue..

IamNumeroUno:
Which shape best describes you?

IamNumeroUno:
Nairaland Ladies choose your shape from below.

And Guys, choose your spec.

EvolvedPisces:
I am an Alpha male.. I love my girlfriend so much and she slaps me anytime I make her angry.. It's kind of romantic and sexy... We were gisting one day and I asked her if my mom was here , would she slap me ?? She said "yes", she would and if my mom talks or scolds her, she would beat her.. Alpha males, what is the next step

RealGboy:
I woke up the next morning, drank water and packed my dirty clothes in my bags again. Hopefully today this mad lady will marry me and I'll be able to gain access into that building she sleeps . My plan is simple , once I'm in , I ransack her bag , find the pant or bra and japa (run away). No time to check time .

Immediately I got there I was shocked by what I was seeing , this lady was wearing almost neat clothes and had some funny make up on her face which she did with the help of charcoal , when she saw me she frown and told me I was late for the wedding.

"Haaa my love I'm sorry , you know I'm just coming from germany there was traffic in the air I have to jump down and swim to get here faster ".. I told her . "Leave me jor you kept all my guest waiting " .. she replied pointing to the sticks she gathered as guest ..

Omo to be mad no easy o, I told her I'm sorry and in a bid to pacify her I started dancing and singing again,. She obviously loved my dancing moves and was laughing again in no time .

While I was busy exhibiting my madness + foolishness I was unaware that police officers had surrounded the building,, they grabbed the mad lady from behind and handcuffed her immediately, I tried to run away but they caught me and was trying to handcuff me too. "" Leave my husband o leave us , we no invite you for our wedding o leave us ".. the mad lady was screaming.

" Tani oko werey?Abeg o officer I no be mad person o,I never marry abeg I be labourer pls I'm not mad ".. I cried out.

"Shut up mad man we are taking you to a mental hospital for proper medication don't worry you will be fine and you can continue your wedding once you're okay".. one of the police officers replied..

"Mental health kini.. ahh officer I'm not mad , pls I'm not mad " .. I started begging but they refused and dragged us into the bus and drove off..


While we are in the bus , I tried to reason with one female police officer,.. in low voice I told her " Madam abeg look me well I swear I no be mad person, I swear "..


"No answer am o na so all these mad people they talk , u no mad but u dey dance Naira marley wey u no hear music ?.. werey ".. Another male officer replied ..

I didn't even bother to reply the yeye officer I still turned to the officer and was begging her...

" Okay shey you're sure you're not mad I'll ask you 3 questions if you answer correctly I believe "..

" Ah thank you officer ,thank you so much "....I replied with joy .


Okay first question "what is today's date? "...

Omo which kain wahala be this I said to myself...the truth is I don't even know today's date,na person wey chop they know date .na.chai ..


"Erhh ermm pls officer abeg I no fit lie I no remember pls ask me another question"...

Okay second question " who wrote the national anthem "....

" Haba officer which kain question you dey ask me now ,I no go school how I go know this kain thing na.."....


"Shebi I tell you say na madman ,how person wey get normal sense no go sabi who write National athem"....the yeye police officer replied again...

The female officer seemed to be enjoying my display of foolishness,she turned to me again and said "okay final question. .What is the color of the brazilian flag?"..


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Hearing this I was mad with rage and anger ,I dey Nigeria this stupid woman dey ask me brazilian flag ,Wetin concern Nigeria man with brazil..out of anger I jumped into her an gave her a dangerous bite on her breast..(I was actually aiming for the stomach but na breast village people carry my teeth go)...

Yeee madman oo.madman o...my breast my breast o...she screamed...


"Shebi I tell you say na madman,"....the male officer replied as he attempt to save his colleague from my hold..

. Next thing I felt a bang on my head and everything became blur ..they must have hit something on my head and I fainted ...



I woke up ...



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RealGboy:
I smiled and slept happily that night , No time to think the plan through I was so sure it was going to work .

I woke up the next day , packed my dirty bricklayer clothes inside one small bag plus some charcoal, with a big plastic of tap water then head straight to the Mad woman location..

Half way there , I changed my clothes to the dirty clothes and paint my face with charcoal ,.. yes if I was going to get this mad woman to give me her pants then I have to pretend to be Mad too.

Immediately I got to the house I was scared cos what if this mad woman con know say I just dey pretend?. but I summoned courage

I got there and saw her eating , immediately she saw me I started dancing for her and singing "chi chi will you marry me by Naira marley "....


She burst out laughing and replied ".who wan marry mad man like you"
..( wow my plan was working) ,I did some more Dance and told her

" Haba you know say na because of you I mad ,I'm madly in love with you "...
She burst out with more laughter and told me she can't marry me because she has a boyfriend .

Hearing this I was surprised, I asked her who her boyfriend is , she replied that his name is buhari , president Buhari .
Omo I burst into laughter too,no wonder our president dey behave like person wey mad true true ..

But I quickly pretended as if I was offended and begged her to please marry me , she did shakara again and said I should dance for her first ,..omo na so I resume my dancing and singing and she kept laughing ..

After a while she said " okay I will marry you but not today o come tomorrow"... Haba baby why not today ? She refused and told me to go and come tomorrow..I said okay ,I danced some more ,and left her place

Immediately I got to the main junction I had forgotten to remove my clothes and wash my black face , I noticed that people were staring strangely at me so I decided to take bike . The bike man stopped and was looking at me in a funny way , I told him I'm not insane and that I'm only coming from site cos I'm a labourer ,


He smiled and then tell me not to be angry saying he thought I was actually a mad person,I assured him I'm not .I got on his bike and he drove off..

Halfway home i realized I will have to pay the bike man and I didn't have any money ,
Another idea came to my head ,if he once thought you are mad why not prove him right ?.". The inner voice told me .

Na so I look the bikeman and while he was driving I gave him a dangerous bite on the back..he did not even wait to pack his bike before he jumped off and and started running away , screaming "Mad man o...na mad man I carry "...


I got up , changed my clothes , wash my face and proceeded to my house...


Wow what a day , I couldn't believe I did all that happened today ...

Well tomorrow the journey continues. I slept off again with empty stomach...





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Liposure:
alright. Have a nice day.

Liposure:
Dont know if am asking for too much but can we be friends

Oyiboman69:
one thing I like about your stories is that,at the end, you're always a virgin...

Jebolala:
You're all invited

Liposure:
Which is what i like about you. Your amiable nature . You are very easy to flow with. Very very. Atimes, I envy your husband. He must be a lucky man

SeekerofTruth1:
Save your Bullshit Speech for The gullible Simps

We both know you'd dump your Boyfriend The minute someone like Drake or Elon musk asks for Your hand in Marriage

SeekerofTruth1:
Save your Bullshit Speech for The gullible Simps

We both know you'd dump your Boyfriend The minute someone like Drake or Elon musk asks for Your hand in Marriage

Rexjohnson8807:
This is a short view of a girl really fucking up��
You can also click on this link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QI523rlEQQ to watch video on YouTube ��

blazepascal:
Every woman has goals and at some point she might just see you as not being the right guy for her.

Ever wondered why most relationships break despite guys doing almost everything to ensure the ladies are good to go?

Well, the reason is always very simple, women never get enough of what they want. They have got high standards that keep on improving over time. That's why you might get into a relationship with a woman who you really match with, but after sometime things just do not work out.

The gadget they hold at the palm of their hands has everything and holds in it every secret a woman hides from you.The mobile phone is able to give her extra validation and attention that she might need apart from what you are already giving her.


A woman's greatest fear is missing out on better opportunities out there. They don't want to miss out on that better guy out there.Someone who is better than you at all times. Again, women knows how to play it safe.

She is able to play it so safe that you can't even believe that she can cheat on you. The question is, have you ever taken your time to know what she does insides her mobile phone?
We know that you haven't taken your time to go through her phone because you fear disappointments that you will see in that phone.

Nowadays, most people will tell you that they are not ready to go through their partner's phones because they don't want to be stressed or disappointed

But what we tell you is that, as a guy, it is your authority to know who you are dealing. Whether she still loves you as she claims or not.

It might be possible that, she is already in another relationship through her phone and she is leaving you soon, but you don't know.

Therefore, women never want to miss out on that better guy out there since they are always looking for someone who is far much better than you. They fear being left out on such opportunities


For women who read this , i would advise you to get time and learn how to settle down with one man.

Otherwise, you are going to hit thirty years while still single and you know what thirty means in a relationship.

Zzor:
You are right sha but hmm lol

Liposure:
You don't look it. I've always seen you as an exuberant person.

Kaymicheal852:
I forget to add this one to it
I went to.her church one Sunday,a week after she first cheated and the pastor called me out and told me I have a lady in my life that I wanted to dump ,and ask me what she did and I told him she really hurt me alot ,then he told me I should not dump the lady that she is a helper and she is benevolence , it
do seems like a conspiracy though she is part of the choir and the church is big and the pastor is rich and have good prophecy record and ,I noticed it how she always take care of her mother and how took care of me when I had a surgery and I was sick for more than a month
I still think she is not worth keeping if she is not loyal but dumping her is easier said than done because she can be very dangerous and desperate,and I just turned 24 two weeks ago
I'm not that stupid and please don't be too quick to judge me , please put yourself in my shoes and give me your honest opinion,that's why I'm here please

Zzor:
Was he not the one who initiated money into the relationship? he should try and keep up please

Zzor:
I don't like it when a guy has money before and doesn't have again, its a big turn off, since you started the relationship based on money please try and continue having that money so as to avoid problems

Liposure:
You of all people, who could have thought.

thatsleepboy1:
Uhhhhh, you're going far o. I can feel you.

I'm fine too. How's your family?

Liposure:
is it becos you are shy

Mitishi:
You tried but the main reason you never mentioned. The fact that some of them choose to follow the Oyinbo culture of not respecting their husbands. Cheating is another issue, many of them like playing away games despite the fact that they are under a man. To mention but few. Any little provocation they will call police to come and push you out because of child benefit.

jaelz:
Breaking up is no fun and could be hard, but believe you me sometimes that is the best thing that could actually have made by you decision wise.

So I broke with this overly disrespectful lady who felt because her business fetched her millions monthly she could rub on my face, nevertheless I won back my respect but God damn it, I miss her local efo riro with dawadawa ( Locust Bean ), dried fish and red oil from Onitsha.

What is that one thing that you miss the most about your ex?