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StacyO:
Maybe it's society,culture or just our mode of viewing things like this but,personally I don't really like it when a man keep finger nails.
It's a total turn off.
Not cause it's irritating or something but,I can't even understand how I'll keep my nails short while my man keeps his long.

Sometimes,most men keep only one nail long and trims the rest.


Even from the onset,I detest long nails cause they harbour dirts and germs.

Guys,how comfortable are you with long finger nails??


Ladies,would you ever accept it if your man keeps long finger nails?
How do you view men who keep long finger nails?

Nonyeadamu:
Hey pple, so I'm in love with this fulani man with all my heart even though I'm a Christian and made it clear to him I won't leave my religion, I've accepted to be his third wife and I see myself converting to islam.
some girls will form they can't do that but deep down they know I'm threading on the right path.

so, can you accept to be married into a polygamous family.

EFULEFU1:
She did it at gunpoint

Everrich96:
I'm just disappointed at how some people come into your life genuinely at first and in the long run they try to run you by blackmailing you emotionally because they've got this strong entitlement mentality.

Below is attached, screenshots of the chat I had with a lady who posed to be a "caring friend".
We met barely 3months ago, and in one week she was already making demands , cuz when she met me , I might have given off a notion of being successful cuz things were really working fine with me. She asked me to take her out , I tried to ignore cuz I was loyal to my girlfriend, now EX. Eventually after black mailing me emotionally, I gave in.

There were times she really cared and there were days when I tested her patience whenever she requested for financial favour and I didn't give in, she became mean and impatient. Recently , things have been really hard for me, and I can't even pay my rent, and I lost so much money to bad investments and I can't even afford a good meal. I'm just a final year student singly helping myself and no one's helping out , i've got exams by the corner and my girlfriend just broke up with me. So much heartbreaking events . She claimed to be my friend yet she kept looking for means to extort me, and She's got a boyfriend .

Just Last week, she called me for the first time in 2weeks since . She was acting all caring and next she tells me she's broke and she's looking for capital to buy make up kits , I tried to ignore. Next thing she starts saying " you cant ask me how much I need.. bla bla" , I then told her all the aforementioned problems I'm going through...She started crying that truly I was going through alot.

Fast forward to this night , she flashed me and I called her back . She started saying stuffs like she's craving Shawarma etc. I ignored , she complained. She requested other stuffs which I ignored and tried to skip the convo. She said she would come see me , but I've got to book an Uber. Had to remind her of my current status and things aint funny anymore , but I can book her uber when she would leave only if she came using a public trans. We ended the convo..


Moments later, she chatted me on Whatsapp to recharge her phone. I couldn't take it, I had to give her a piece of my mind, she felt offended and she blocked me. Like, why make it an obligation to always try to take something from me? The least or most you could be as a "friend" is to be supportive than being a parasitic leech!!

Sixfeetbelle:
You should have asked him to define 'promiscuous' before deciding the lady is sketchy and advising him to be careful.


Just so you know: hypocritical religious fanatics view every lady not wearing floor-sweeping bland looking gown as 'sluts'

Qathafi:
Thanks

Qathafi:
Scan Result

Mide3367:
lol time table ko

Lion26:
..Do you have any problem with me..?? hell no.. I guess if you do so keep that too ya fucking self. I gat no Issue with women.. I gat no problem with them.. I ain't gonna deal with them.. that all.. and in other words.. who the that gave you the fucking idea too type those crap up there.. you know that a shitty I dea. kiddo..you gat go fix.. some of ya Problem though.. I gat no issue Anybody.. just naturally. hate the specimen called females.. both in animal or a things.. I gat something too do.. but wait no one told you am gonna get married or what.. know it called stucked in a trap with a hoe.. that plays a the league then ready too hooked up buy a fool, No I don't do that.. I don't do prostitute either just gat some natural hatred.. for you niggaz.. you gat some issue with that.. go too third mainland bridge and do some high jumping into that see.. that . might solve your headache..

He you.. that wanna try too mentioned back. you have a big problem. nigga. hey wait you must be mad for trynna do so.. cos of what.. I am ain't gonna reply back.. fool.. you gat some problem with or shitty stuff you wanna say.. keep that too ya self.. I don't need that.. make use of that time ya self.. get the hell Outta here am of.. angry bird..

Mide3367:
mehn you must be vast and highly intelligent and not math savvy unfortunately

Mide3367:
because it has too many technicalities and u find it brain tasking.. I doubt if u are science inclined

iLegendd:
This Is What I Do at Night When Everyone Is Sleeping [Pic]

I'm the laziest person on Earth. #Fact.

You know, some people are tired of making money while they sleep. Ever since I was born, I've never gotten a job. Why? Because I hate to apply for jobs. I love being jobless. 

I hate being interviewed by someone all because of a job.

It pisses me off knowing that someone is going to control me (my sleeping time). I love freedom, at least, I love to have a say and not someone telling me what to say or do.

I love to fail so I can advise others on how not to fail by doing the opposite of what I did.

You know, writing a book and selling it to them (those that'll call me jobless behind my back) isn't free - that's where the money is made while you sleep.

So, since I make money while I sleep, I feel like I'm f*cking lazy and this is one of the reasons I decided to go into Crypto to stay awake at times doing night trading.

I'm awake, but I love to sleep too. I sleep for 8 hours or more. I deserve it, trust me.

What keeps you awake?

What makes you money while you sleep?

What is bothering you this night?

Are you in financial control of your life?

Are you sliding into depression and why?

Pick one of the above and answer.

Oh, I'm so lazy to the point that I couldn't even type — had to use a speech-to-text recorder to write this post in under 4 minutes.

My apologies. I know most of you hate when I call myself lazy. Okay, I understand - I'm not lazy; it's just that I love calling myself lazy for the fun of it.

The truth is: I know how to do things fast — I guess that's why I have lots of time to waste and catch cruise.

Learn to be productive so you can be lazy at last. Now, answer one of the questions above. You "may" win free mentorship ticket.

Below is me at night monitoring a crypto trade on multiple screens with my vulture approach while recording this post.

Ignore the camera quality. I'm broke. No money to buy new phone - except you want to buy for me.

Lion26:
. What the Bleep is wrong with these pussy head... not your fault though it guys that convers.. that needs too be blame... after milking the simp of a guy you still need too be pampered and start talking too... like a baby.. you are delusional..... fool... get something doing.. don't even trynna mention back..cos I won't fucking Reply you hoe..

Rhodaogunpeju:
I decided to write this because I have come to realize that Love can get boring..
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I remember when I met my husband , he was such a Nice and handsome Man. I mean I already decided if he ask me out I will say yes from the first day I met him but I still made him beg and purse me for a whole year before finally accepting to date him ..

6 months after our relationship we got married. and our marriage was bliss , I married a friend , we have our downs and quarell but we always make up before we sleep because of the fact that we made it compulsory that we must have a family prayer Every night , we usually settle most of our fights during these prayers ..

But sometimes marriages can get boring , you have gisted all the entire gist ,talk about everything talkable till there is actually nothing to talk about,. Then the husband starts drifting away .maybe he's got a new friend or found a new love ...sometime this new love might not be a person ,For instance my husband new love is politics..He's always working and when he's home he is either watching the News on Tv and even when he tries to talk to me he will be like "Baby can you believe what kai muhammad said again"..

And I'm just sitting like who and what is my concern with lai muhammad?... Yet he doesn't see my reaction,he just continues to talk untill we fall asleep.i listen to him because I have to he is my husband.

The love flame was slowly wearing our ,I mean he no longer wants me to wait for him before I eat. .. if I call him to inquire when he is coming back home , he replies with "I don't know but eat o.. don't wait for me "...

How about the sex life ... What use to be mind blowing sex is now just average .just because he's had too much if it ..I could also say the same about me..I mean before seeing my husband in boxers turns me on but now even if he's naked it doesn't seem to move me

Hmmm but regardless I still love my husband. .I have sat him down many times and talked about spicing things up but you know Men... Anyways the moral of my story is that when you marry ..marry someone that even when he/she changes you would still love them because trust me they will....
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Bodyodour:
Actually, I pranked and disgraced the girl I gave a val gift to . I brought a new pack of phone, put a big stone inside and gave to her in public,in front of my class mates. She was so happy and excited as she was opening it but it turned to tears immediately she saw whats was inside it. Everyone started laughing and She was so embarrassed. She brought out the big stone to hit me but I ran for my dear life.

Before you bash me, know that this girl rejected me but she was willing to accept my val gift. Idiot girls

paulolee:
mine was when ronke gifted me two small indomie noodles...I was so pissed off when I unboxed d package bcox she was smiling n especting me to rush her with excitement..
she said she went tru alot to buy n package dt stuff, wetin pain me pass b say she no add eggs n onions..

Dissap:
Fvck it!
I fvcking said it mehn, dey are all hoes! One was trying to trade Clitocurrency With Me the other day mehn, but I went 3 rounds with her! Hahahahaha! I fvck em b*tches! Damn it!

Ilamina:
Igbos tell me I don't talk about the issues in the country


But when I say the world will be a better place without white people

They get angry

This is ilaminas way of helping you igbos

Deal with it or face it

thatsleepboy1:
Lady shares experience after attending her ex boyfriend's wedding with her new lover by her side


A lady has shared her experience after she attended her ex boyfriend's wedding, in the company of her new boyfriend.

She wrote;

"I dated my ex for 6yrs and he decided last yr to dump me 4 no reason. He met this lady and they got engaged, yesterday was their wedding and i was invited by him.

I met a cute guy during my birthday February and he restored back the love. I decided to attend my ex wedding with him.

We went together and i didn't feel lonely one bit, we kept interacting kissing and laughing, didn't know the groom noticed and was up set.

We left the wedding venue by 5pm,i made sure i presented my gift to the couple with my lover by my side.

Since 8pm yesterday my phone has not rest, my ex kept sending me message that i am wicked, why rubbing my new lover on his face, that he still loves me and want me back, that condition made him marry the wife yesterday.

I was forced to switch off my phone last night till now, messages are much. He miss me, he still wants me in his life, that we can still be lovers, i should leave my boyfriend, i should remember what we shared.

I am so confuse, I don't know what to do, i still love him".


https://www.thenetnaija.com/forum/entertainment/social-media/83736-lady-shares-experience-attending-boyfriends-wedding-lover-side

fati2001:
happy Sunday

unamamatoto:
Yahoo boy �... Cry me a river cause, you are one of the poor broke fooools.. Yen yen yen �

fati2001:
I PITY WOMEN THAT SETTLE WITH USELESS NIGERIAN MEN.

unamamatoto:
Avoid broke guys... Their sense of entiltilement is second to none...They are next to demons...
They will so rubbish your body and still be ordering you around... Most of the useless men are here on nairaland...

Obuugama:
The Boy/man should learn how to shave his armpit before making his pictures available for public consumption. I nearly vomited when I saw his bushy armpit.

He fvcked mine through the anus.

Thebest12:
Dear nairalands
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Good morning all . Hope you have a nice day . I am here to table my problem to matured minds . Pls I need a genuine advise or better still a suggestion . My problem is that I have a lot of female friends . But each time they pass night with me in my room or a hotel they don't allow me touch them . I mean they normally denie me sex . And I am a kind of easy going guy . I don't like forcing them to avoid it being tagged rape . Am I being too gentle ? Pls advice me

KimberlyWest:
That's how it should be. Once you see those replies, don't bother continuing with the chat. If you disturb her too much, she will bill you just to chase you from her life completely.

Cidycollins:
Twitter user, Tashi Mkhabela, has shared her experience after she used period blood on her face in a bid to get a clear skin.
See here:- https://popup9ja.com/lady-shares-her-experience-after-applying-perod-blood-on-her-face-for-clear-skin/

kindredspirit:
Hello guys,

Please, is there anyone who knows this Nairalander outside Nairaland:

https://www.nairaland.com/victorian

Her neighbours said she SLUMPED AND DIED in her house on Sunday. They said they don't know any of her relatives.

Her phone is locked and they're unable to access her contact list.

I'm posting this topic here with the hope that a friend who knows her family would see it and provide leads on how her family could be reached to claim her remains.

Anybody ??

BareFacedLies:
Has anyone ever made you a promise while on top of you?

BUSHYANUS:
My fiancee made me take loan with my teacher salary. Big money for her which I am going to repay in five years. Just after I gave her the money, she has blocked my number.

Please help me

SmellySperm:
I'm still owing igbo amaka iPhone 7

me wey dey use tecno pop2 power...her fada