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IamRichards:
Some folks in Asian and European countries do it like it's normal and they live to see their grandkids become successful.Don't know why Africans attach incest to it.

emblem2d:
Well one of my beautiful couzin has been making sexual move towards me for some yrs now... Initially i wasn't thinking in that direction, but hey! She seduced me the day i went for screening in her schl(she's in d uni), i didn't knw anybody thr so i stayed with her for 3dys...
The first night nothing happened; we slept on thesame bed tho. Buh the 2nd nyt we both became Hot and we had a sweet romance, it was so hard that she became wet: but we did'nt have sex. Buh since then i can say my relatxnshp with her now has becom a romantic one.
I'm considering going down with her.
What do u think?
Have u had such an xperienc before?

osamz007:
NA WA OO WHEN U THINK YOU HAVE SEEN IT ALL EVERY DAY KEEPS SHOCKING ONE .

WHICH KIND DOG BE THIS FOR GOD'S SAKE LIKE EKUKE AND FOREIGN CROSSBREED

britiko:
Lol.

I was supposed to lease a room in a townhouse as a student.

Landlord says my bedsheets, duvet and window blinds must be color Red.

I never went back after inspection.

Earthstorms:
He pointed out his wife and pointed out his eldest daughter to me and warned me not to go after his wife and said I can go after his daughter.

A man giving you the go ahead to go after his daughter was strange to me.

enuk80:
If he wanted us to chose him over Satan, who is Satan then? This means there is more to Satan as compare to other angels in heaven. Man didn't cause the fight that broke out in heaven but we are the one who is affected today. Why should God give the earth to Satan and allow Satan to control the earth? When Christ came to redeemed us, Satan also tempted him and promised to give the earth to Christ if he bow down before him. This shows that Satan is the one controlling the earth. If so, Satan is more than an angel. Maybe Satan was also son of God just like Christ. Satan was never after God but after Jesus. He wanted to take the position of Christ

Kobojunkie:
Faith, in Scripture, does not refer to the mental gymnastics that many your so-called pastors and preachers sell you. The word faiths used in scripture instead refers to a collection of all the work done in direct obedience to the commandments of God by those who believe in Him. Think of it as a bucket that can be filled in obedience or left empty -empty is a measure in itself.

bigjackass:
Then it means saying that God created all to be perfect in the beginning is a big fat lie. Because if they were truly perfect at creation they wouldn't have chosen Satan over him. They would have rejected the fruit immediately because they are created perfect and not capable of making wrong choices or disobeying

wizdomnzube:
This thing wen u just vomit now shey e make sense to u? How u go tell me to have faith for something wen I nor sabi or know about?

If u nor need proof, Well me I need proof to take am serious.

EzzyCarter:
Oh. Did he hit a nerve? . And by the way those beards are natural

Biggie225:
I caught my fiance red handed with another man this afternoon. She has been calling and begging me for forgiveness. Have cancelled my marriage plans although I have paid her bride prize.
Am going to their family house next week to collect the dowry and marriage rites that I paid on her.
Fear women. Spits on them .
Have suspended marriage plans this time around till further notice.
Women are something else .

wizdomnzube:
If you take that story book wen dey call bible serious den ur head nor dey function.

Humans believe that nonsense wen be say na human being like dem write am come tell dem say na holy book... I never see who gullible reach some humans.

See as OP drop questions with sense but watch how dis gullible people go come with insults and stupid answers wen nor go make sense to person wen dey think with he brain.

Abeg OP see ehn that man wen dem dey call god nor dey exist for any heaven because till today dey never give us any prove say the guy man dey exist except the stupid bible wen be say dem write. That shit nor be proof. So bro, there was no serpent or garden or Adam or Eve.

SultanOfPuna:
I'm smoking weed and a very deep thought came to me.

Why did God allow devil to continue evil even after devil rebelled against God
Why didn't God destroy Satan immediately
And Most importantly
WHY DID GOD CAST DEVIL DOWN TO EARTH?? (Revelation 12: verse 10)

God created his Paradise "Garden of Eden" on Earth
And God still cast Devil to the same Earth where He created Paradise?

if you catch a thief
Will you cast the thief to live in the same compound with your family.
Or
Will you cast the thief far far away so he won't have chance to steal or kill your family??

Why didn't God cast Satan to an empty isolated planet like Venus,Mars Pluto where there are no humans there for devil to decieve and manipulate.

Why did God cast devil down to the same earth he created Paradise? And now devil then corrupts his Paradise by deceiving Eve.
Imagine if devil was cast to an isolated planet like pluto. While God builds garden of Eden on earth.
Then no evil influence will be there to decieve and corrupt Adam & Eve.

Zaggie:
No matter what people say, you cannot emphasise enough on how important first impressions are. First impressions will determine whether the person you are meeting will like you or not. Men tend to admire while women will inspect. That is to say, women will scrutinize every single thing in men when it comes to the first impression. Just good looks and a shaped body won’t make a good impression. Here are 10 other things that are also needed.

1. POSTURE
Most people don’t know this, but posture is a very important part of yourself. Having a strong posture exudes confidence. And we all know, that ladies love confidence. Posture defines how you carry yourself and be around others. It should be confident but not arrogant. It should showcase that you are strong yet gentle. Meet a lady with slouched back, and they won’t give you a second glance.

2. LOOKS
Well, this may seem a bit shallow but looks matter just as much as anything else. Now the thing about looks is that it can vary from person to person. Some may like the tall guy while others prefer the short one. Some prefer dark while others go for fair. These things matter.

3. MANNERS
Manners are vital into making a good first impression. You want to come off as somebody who is funny, interesting and likeable. Some women like confident guys while some prefer a bit goofy nature ones. But that does not mean you will be cocky in front of them in the name of confidence. Always make sure you come off as a gentleman. And leave your aggression and rude manners at home.

4. DRESS SENSE
woman loves it when a guy knows how to dress. You don’t have to wear a suit and blazer on your first date to impress somebody. But wearing something nice that fits well and is properly ironed will send a message to the woman that this guy knows how to take care of himself. Never go on to meet somebody wearing a casual t-shirt and baggy pants or something of that sort. It shows that you did not put effort into meeting up with her.

5.GROOMING
Well-combed hair, nicely trimmed beard, brushed teeth and well-cut nails. Yes, ladies do look at such stuff. If you have the caveman look or the looks of somebody who has been sitting on his couch all day for the past week, chances are the lady won’t be impressed with you at all.

6. SMELLS
The one thing that is a turn-off for both men and women is the bad smell. No matter how good you look and how terrific your attributes are, if you happen to have bad body odor or your breath smells, then you can kiss your first impression goodbye. Always brush your teeth properly, apply deodorant when leaving the house and make sure you wear a clean pair of socks every day to avoid the buildup of smell in the feet.

7. BODY
Not all women want a guy who is like ripped with six packs and massive arms. Neither do they want a guy who has a belly so big that they can’t see their own feet. More often than not, they are impressed with somebody who has a nice physique. That means you should have a toned down body. So guys, go out and get some regular exercise done.

8. GOOD COMPANY
A woman will also check out who the guy is hanging out with. If the guy has a woman with him then chances are the other ladies won’t give him a second glance. However, if there is a man then she will see the other man too. If they look respectable then she will have a good impression on you.

9. SKIN
Skins are important when it comes to a good first impression. If you have good healthy glowing skin then the ladies are going to be more sexually attracted to your

10. VOICE
There is no better factor at creating good first impression than your voice. Your first words should be said in a clear yet smooth voice. You don’t want to sound too high pitched or spell out your words at one go.

What do you think guys

Image credits: pinterest.com

donogaga:
HOW TO AVOID SUDDEN DEATH DURING SEX


Please beware of these killer commands.
Do not, I REPEAT, do not obey them!

1. Harder! Harder!!
2. Jack it man!
3. Hit it deep!
4. Faster! Faster!!
5. Don't stop!
6. I'm your palliative, loot me!
7. Shift my womb!
8. It's your own, scatter it!
9. Baby continue

You see eh, women's work is ALWAYS Work-in-Progress.

You can't finish it. Somebody did it to the point you met it.

Don't try to be a HERO bro. ��

In the event of your sudden death, someone else will continue the work.

A Word Is Enough For The Wise.

Remember, the PESTLE Damages Faster than the MORTAR.
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LikeAking:
Its not almost instantaneous.

fati2001:
FUVK OFF, LIKE I CARE....

Funkyswagzz:
Yah fati2001 is cool

Zzor:
They finally got you to their side in hating me, it is well.Dont judge a book by its cover

LikeAking:
Putin!

topcatking:
The glass could crack, G....

& voilà, them eyelids will pop open in heaven.

Wish fulfilled.

donogaga:
Located 40 feet below the ocean, you and your spouse could enjoy an "alone-time" in this luxurious room at the Poseidon Resort in Fiji. The cost? Only $30,000 (₦11.42 million) a week per couple. #HistoryVille

Kenplay:
Stop this, am done with Nigeria girls

Escabado:
If you are a guy you think you have found the love of your life . Now you have to think twice

1. immediately your wife give to your first child or second child , her Love for you will reduce drastically . She will transfer all her love to her children . That's why you see Early divorce or when lots of married men complain about there 4 years marriage

2. After giving birth the next thing she will start wishing you is death because she will say after all she can rest and train the kids on her own especially if she have a good source of income

3. Never you bring your wife close to your business or investment if you want your marriage to last . If she has work or her own business fine let her concentrate on her own . Immediately you bring your wife into your business it means you have lost all your financial freedom . She will no every kobo you earn and when to demand for money for unnecessary things cos she will say after all there is money .

Guys add yours so we can continue to eradicate the simps among us

iLegendd:
Account balance.

Jacksparrow7:
Me: straight to romance

StacyO:
It definitely should be. Why not try and give yourself some quite time. Make out a day for the sole purpose of relaxing your mind. Do away with all distractions,especially your gadgets and try relax your mind.

It might be of great help

iLegendd:
Yes. Lived with them and had them as roommates. Go to same swimming pool, shower in the same open bathroom nakéd before jumping inside the pool and so on. Majority are so small. Just the same way their women have the tightest Vivian/Vicky.

I used their condom for some years when I was living with them and damn, it's too tight — at times, painful, but it's great. I mean, f*cking great.

StacyO:
Or perhaps PTSD?

fati2001:
LMAO




it's just stereotype (about the reproductive organs )

iLegendd:
Use Asian condoms — so thin and tight and it will feel natural.

Silentgroper:
Burnt meat? What! .. Hw do u enjoy dat? Is it not going to get crunchy .. Cheese? ... I might jxt try dat.
i'd do an almost burnt toast anytime, anyday.