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Romance › Re: That Song(s) That Heals Your Broken Heart. by Mrscarter(f): 2:16am On Nov 10, 2020
Offpoint1:
My heart has never been broken, because I have non.

But for those with broken heart, listen to Eminem "Kim" you'll feel better.

If you still love her, listen to Arash "Broken Angel"

If you've fallen into depression, listen to Gary Jules "Mad world" or Listen to Disturbed "The sound of silent"

To console yourself, listen Enya "Only Time"

Others as bonus
Lil Wayne - How to love
Eminem - Crazy love
Goyte - Somebody That I Used to Know.
Lol. Gotye. I like that song he sings.
Also love disturbed, lil Wayne n Eminem
Romance › Re: I'm being pressured for marriage. I'm tired! by Mrscarter(f): 2:09am On Nov 10, 2020
SatisfyOG:
This is becoming irritating, for crying out loud.

When I go visiting a family or old neighbours. They'll be asking questions like:

Why are you not married yet?

You are getting old oo!

Time is going, do fast!

And many other words like these...

I mean, will they be there to feed my family when I'm into the marriage? I don't know why Africa is so obsessed with marriage of a thing.

For crying out loud, I'll be just 29.

The numbers of married men disturbing me for financial assistance daily ehn. That's a turn off to get married soon.

Your opinion please.
U only have one life so live it the way that makes U happy yeah. Marry whenever Ur ready don't worry bout wat others think
Romance › Re: Help!!! My Newly Wedded Wife Only Comes Home Once In A Week by Mrscarter(f): 2:57am On Nov 09, 2020
HomerTimpson:
I meant mr ezzy cheesy carter the realest og since before instagram won't take sheet from nobody. Just a dry joke anyway
Lol now I grabcheesy
Romance › Re: Help!!! My Newly Wedded Wife Only Comes Home Once In A Week by Mrscarter(f): 6:46am On Nov 08, 2020
HomerTimpson:
before nko huh easy ain't goan take this typa sh!t
Lol watchu mean
Romance › Re: What's The Greatest Relationship Advice You Can Give To Someone? by Mrscarter(f): 10:12am On Nov 07, 2020
SarutobiEky:
[/s][s] Bladibladibla.
Lol Goodluck in your future marraige. I feel for the woman
Romance › Re: What's The Greatest Relationship Advice You Can Give To Someone? by Mrscarter(f): 8:12am On Nov 07, 2020
fati2001:
MATURE NLANDER'S
1-never go to sleep angry at each other.
2-be faithful n loyal to each other
3-honesty and openness in every aspect/no secrets
4-dont bring up past arguements in new ones
5-remember no one is perfect
6-respect each other
7-always make sure u show each other often how much U love them
8-communication. Very important.
9-strive to make each other happy.
10-inspire, motivate n believe in each other
Romance › Re: What's The Greatest Relationship Advice You Can Give To Someone? by Mrscarter(f): 8:03am On Nov 07, 2020
Uzomacharles:
Never Believed Some Few NL Members Have Sense

@Emphasized,Explain
Lol I wondered the same thing
Romance › Re: She Doesn't Flush The Toilet After Use by Mrscarter(f): 7:55am On Nov 07, 2020
peppermint7:
Which kyn fuckery be this one. Btw dat ur friend na mumu. Tell am sey Im be mumu. As for the gf. Ogun go kee am. He should live the toilet for her so that when she comes to use it again . She will drop another on the old one.
grin
Romance › Re: She Doesn't Flush The Toilet After Use by Mrscarter(f): 7:54am On Nov 07, 2020
raphretle:
We had some technical faults which affected the flow of water to the second floor of the house we live in.. One has to go down to get water to use... So my neighbour told me his girlfriend Used the toilet but refused to flush it,claiming she can't subject herself to that kinda stress to get water.. This guy only comes to my room to complain but he can't tell it to her face... He seem to be afraid of her,,
For three days now, she does the shitting while he does the flushing...
Another Thing is, this guy is a type of Person that if you tell him something about that his girlfriend, he will end Up telling her.....
I would tell her to her face that she is a dirty lazy woman with no manners.
Romance › Re: Help!!! My Newly Wedded Wife Only Comes Home Once In A Week by Mrscarter(f): 7:47am On Nov 07, 2020
askings:
Sir/Ma,
Please we just got married recently. She is a non teaching staff at unilag. she told me she would coming home only Saturday night. She said her reason is transportation fair.
I told her how would a lady stay out home for almost a week. And now she already away for a week now.

Please I need to hear your advice before I start taking drastic actions. Thanks
Try find out if she's really at where she's saying she's at.
Take it from there.
If was me newly married to my hubby I'd wanna be with him every day
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Always Complains During Doggy What Do I Do? by Mrscarter(f): 7:42am On Nov 07, 2020
Shortcut2life:
Give her bulldog style
grin

That pic tho lol. I feel for that guy
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Always Complains During Doggy What Do I Do? by Mrscarter(f): 7:41am On Nov 07, 2020
Fuckgodndjesus:
I understand where you're coming from doggystyle is my favourite, there's nothing quite like taking a big ass from behind and watching it shake and quake i definitely wouldn't be able to give it up if my girlfriend complained I'd just dump her ass and find someone else, you should do the same.
Wow.
She's his gf not a sex doll U just go get a new one
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Always Complains During Doggy What Do I Do? by Mrscarter(f): 7:40am On Nov 07, 2020
Godofbj:
Whenever i fućk my babe doggy she always complains about pains and tells me to use another style, but i just cant give up doggy my girlfriend has a thick big ass thats just looks and fells great when i fućk it doggy and paint her insides. She is the only woman I've ever been with in all my life who has complained about pains during doggy. Please has anyone here ever experienced this with a woman before and if you have what did you do to stop the pains thanks for your advice.
Maybe take her to the dr.
Else she may not like that position?
Romance › Re: Settling With A Non Virgin Is A Big Risk, A Gamble, It Will Cost You. by Mrscarter(f): 7:39am On Nov 07, 2020
coolsegun2002:
U have not heard of it now means it doesn’t exist?? U are funny....it’s like u have not joined us in 2020....u are still living in 1992...

..that’s the reward for adultery....a woman slept with man and slept with another a couple of days later and they both fathered the twins equally

https://www.insider.com/woman-has-chinese-twins-different-fathers-2019-3?amp
Well I read alot n enjoy reading science stuff but have never come across this n I just googled it and you're right n I'm dumbfounded. I knew it was possible in dogs tho.
Yeah I'm more into reading bout fringe sciences. But I do read alot on all kindsa subjects n really am surprised I never came across this before.
Well we learn something new every day
Romance › Re: Main & Side Chics Fight At Lagos Airport As They Welcome Their Man From US by Mrscarter(f): 7:33am On Nov 07, 2020
waywardpikin:
I don't think the three chicks put together could have taken her on. I winced for the poor girl lol.
Hahaha ikr. I'm only small so the big fat ones like her I'd run fromgrin
Romance › Re: What Can Make You Beat Up A Woman? by Mrscarter(f): 7:32am On Nov 07, 2020
Sawzer:
I'm sure the pain can't be compared to guys own.
This one will affect your balls, abdomen and brain. Infact, the whole part of your body and you'll take 2-5 minutes to recuperate from one hit grin
I'm not sure. But for a girl it jars your pelvis/abdomen area too. Hurts bad.
Romance › Re: Men Are Mostly The Cause Of Vaginal Odour by Mrscarter(f): 7:23am On Nov 07, 2020
CheedyJ:
Handy, go & wash your vj if it’s smelling & stop looking for who to blame...
grin
Romance › Re: Men Are Mostly The Cause Of Vaginal Odour by Mrscarter(f): 7:22am On Nov 07, 2020
Zzor:
Yes, men are mostly the cause of vaginal odour yet they go all over social media to shame women who are actually suffering from this. Semen is a white or grey coloured fluid, it has a mild chlorine like smell due to the presence of alkaline substance in it, but an infected semen changes colour to yellow or green which smells offensive and this means semen could be a potential cause of bad vaginal odour. A male ejaculate into the vagina after sex and the semen will either flow out or dry up and this interact with the vaginal fluid. No lady is born with any offensive odour in their vagina, the vagina has a unique fragrance and cleanse itself, it is also normal for a healthy vagina to have a slight scent but this odour can change when infections and other unhealthy concerns are present. Most men these days are living very unhealthy lifestyle, they eat, smoke, drink and consume other sorts of rubbish which are highly alkalined and very detrimental to their health, they bring forth unhealthy and infected sperm into your body which interacts with the vaginal fluid leading to various of forms of vaginal diseases like yeast infection, chlamydia, and others. Even the lubricants they use on you affects the PH of the vagina which affects the scent. Ladies please before you engage in any sexual relationship with any man , take his sperm for all the necessary tests, and whenever he complains of any fishy, rotten egg or any kind of offensive smell from you down there, make sure you drag him with you to the clinic for treatment because he's likely responsible for what he's complaining about.Thanks
Lol. Who's gonna ask a guy for his sperm to test before U have relationship.
Isn't just guys some girls are dirty in themselves. It's sad but true. Some men and women can be unhygienic.
So it's more and individual thing than a gender thing.
Romance › Re: What makes a woman cheap? by Mrscarter(f): 7:14am On Nov 07, 2020
chatinent:
Does this indicate that this is what this guy has been thinking overnight while humans were sleeping?
Hahaha ikr
Romance › Re: What makes a woman cheap? by Mrscarter(f): 7:14am On Nov 07, 2020
tobechi74:
Men are attracted by sight . A woman who reveals a lot gets the attention of guys who desire to have her and take her to bed. In the ancient times, women are seen as men possession. She is either owned by her parents when single or her husband when married. He tells her how to dress so that other guys would not invade her territory.Every guy protect his property from invaders.A sexually looses wife could get pregnant from another guy and bring the baby home to the man . He would not like to spend time, effort and resources raising another man child. Sexually reserved girls are valuable and sought after by suitors. A naive girl does not know any better. Any sex with his first partner would be satisfactory. Girls are attached to whoever disflowers her. A slut is assumed to have a wide farmland. It would be difficult for a guy with a narrow pencil to cultivate the land. Morever, a slut has numerous experience and could differentiate good from bad men in bed. A virgin may see a guy as a king but a slut knows he is just a learner. This account for the preference for virgin’s over sluts for men considering marriage.Fathers slut shame their daughter so top suitors can ask her hand in marriage. He hardly slut shame other ladies he is not related to. Men love slut as long as he is not related to her.He loves the short term sex they offe
Lol the last partgrin
Is true tho.
But sum girls, not all girls, are slots undecided
Crime › Re: Woman Accused Of Stealing A Man's Penis In Aba, Mobbed By Crowd (Photos, Video) by Mrscarter(f): 6:27am On Nov 07, 2020
Finchmgh:
The woman should be burn to ashes.

Wicked set of human beings. After giving you money, you paid him back with evil.

Women should be flushed out of this world because they are the cause of over 50% of our problems l
If only U could realise that U saying this makes U the wicked one undecided
Crime › Re: Woman Accused Of Stealing A Man's Penis In Aba, Mobbed By Crowd (Photos, Video) by Mrscarter(f): 4:59am On Nov 07, 2020
Sarmiz24:
Lol wahala be like indomie , olosho touch dick stand, mama touch dick lost grin
grin
Crime › Re: Woman Accused Of Stealing A Man's Penis In Aba, Mobbed By Crowd (Photos, Video) by Mrscarter(f):
Ndlistic:
An outrageous scene played out in Aba as a crowd gathered around a woman to accuse her of stealing and returning a man's penis.

In a video shared online, the woman is seen with red marks on her face, neck, and chest, like she had been assaulted.

A crowd gathers around her, making accusations that she approached a man begging him for money and the moment the man gave her money, he felt a shock then noticed his penis had disappeared when he tried to pee.

They claim she later returned the penis after they gathered and threatened her.

However, the woman is seen in the video insisting she didn't steal or return any penis. She asked the crowd how exactly she returned the penis if she had stolen it.

Despite her denials, they keep insisting she stole and returned the penis.

The man whose penis was allegedly stolen is also seen in a sky blue shirt as the crowd walks with them to a lab.

They explain in the video that they are going to a lab to test and be sure the man's penis is still functional.

As the woman denies the penis theft allegations, a voice in the crowd is heard threatening to set her on fire.

Watch The Video Below:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ao1UYzquCko

Source:
https://www.instagram.com/tv/CHQP7jqjAF2/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
I feel for that woman, getting accused of the impossible. Imagine beating a woman your mother's age. Shame on those ppl.
Superstitious nonsense.
And why does everybody gotta stick their nose into everyone else's business n crowd around filming ppl n wanting to hit her, grab at her n even say to burn her or whatever.
Imagine that was your mother n ppl do that to her. How easily ppl could humiliate her n beat her n could of taken her life n all for some idiot man n his superstitious nonsense. Why don't they ever show the missing penis!? Cos it's bullshiit.
Why will U even make something like that up. That's probably the reason he even gave her some money knowing he will accuse her n make a scene n get some attention.
Someday we will all pay for our sins.
How will these ppl who do these things explain to god they beat a woman their mothers age
Romance › Re: Men Are Responsible For The Rise In Baby Mama's by Mrscarter(f): 4:29pm On Nov 06, 2020
coolsegun2002:
So women have sense like this....where have u been..??
Not all women do tho.
Some can be this way I have seen it too
Romance › Re: Men Are Responsible For The Rise In Baby Mama's by Mrscarter(f): 4:23pm On Nov 06, 2020
Beverlyjean:
But getting pregnant is not the man's doing but the woman...its her body for goodness sake...they are ways to prevent pregnancy...pills...condoms...so y blame tge man...he only released inside...now there are aftee sex pills ... but some foolish women will rather drink bitter lemon or 7up or even salt mixed with water...how foolish...
Ur almost correct.
It's anytime from within minutes after ejaculation til anywhere upto 12hrs after ejaculation the sperm can reach the egg. The sooner the morning after pill is taken after sex the less chance of pregnancy.

A man knows releasing inside can result in pregnancy
A woman knows opening her legs can result in pregnancy
Both are responsible for their actions U can't blame one n not the other
Romance › Re: Men Are Responsible For The Rise In Baby Mama's by Mrscarter(f): 4:18pm On Nov 06, 2020
Hammyaladin:
op, you post here has a reasonable amount of Truth in it. guys abeg make una put una self for this type of shoe.

if you the sister you really love so much got bleeped and dumped by some irresponsible low life, how would you feelhuh??


if you Must Bleep a girl, don't fucking get her pregnant.. please! it's irresponsible, demeaning and not cool....

just wear a fucking rain coat and get it over with! remember no matter how hot you are, girls with keep coming into this Earth.... Pick one and move on...
Romance › Re: Men Are Responsible For The Rise In Baby Mama's by Mrscarter(f): 4:09pm On Nov 06, 2020
virginprincess:
If he knows he doesn't want to marry her why will he get her pregnant in the first place?, if you know you got a lady pregnant you better go and marry her.
The lady shouldn't have sex if she's not sure he'll marry her.
It's the irresponsibility of both male and female that make baby mamas
Romance › Re: Men Are Responsible For The Rise In Baby Mama's by Mrscarter(f): 3:57pm On Nov 06, 2020
Zzor:
Yes, irresponsible men are the reason why baby mama's are on the rise and sky rocketing. Men please avoid women you have no good intentions for all because of sex, don't have sex with her if you can't marry her. Some women are vulnerable and are easily carried away by sweet mouth, stop putting some ladies in a family way only to abandon them when responsibility sets in as a result of your careless actions. Some of you here are baby daddy's but will rush to condemn and discourage your fellow men against marrying any lady with a child, you insult baby mama's as if they impregnated themselves, some of you go as far as deliberately doing such only to end up telling the lady you are only interested in the child. Remember life is a circle, karma will surely visit when you least expect. To the responsible men out there, please marry that lady with a child or children as the case may be, it's a sign of strength and responsibility on her part, she had options of killing that child but chose to do the right thing. I wanted calling out some names of undercover baby daddy's who always rush to shame baby mama's here, but I reserve that for another day .
Both the men n de women are responsible.
Anytime U have sex pregnancy is a possibility so if U don't want that being a chance to you then don't let the guy between your legs.
Unless Ur willing to chance being a single mother. Both should take responsibility both are adults
Romance › Re: Main & Side Chics Fight At Lagos Airport As They Welcome Their Man From US by Mrscarter(f): 12:22pm On Nov 06, 2020
Obichukwuu:
[img]https:///view/friends-fighting-girl-fight-cat-fight-gif-14843531.gif[/img]

[img]https:///view/bad-girls-club-girl-fight-fight-brawl-slap-gif-4880421.gif[/img]
Whoa that fat chick punch her hard lol.
I am lucky I never had to fight a hugely fat chick like thatcheesy
Romance › Re: Main & Side Chics Fight At Lagos Airport As They Welcome Their Man From US by Mrscarter(f): 12:07pm On Nov 06, 2020
WrittyWritter:
Times like this I wish I was a man aswr..whenever I see tins like dis I get annoyed aswr...I can't fight my fellow female because of a man..wen dey are supposed to team up and bounce on d man dey are fighting each other huh..A guy dat will still leave dem for another babe undecided
Depends on how long U been with the guy n if the side chick is someone U know.
Romance › Re: Main & Side Chics Fight At Lagos Airport As They Welcome Their Man From US by Mrscarter(f): 12:04pm On Nov 06, 2020
doscar:
Women no too get shame compare to men
Not really. I've seen men fight too.
Over women n other things
Romance › Re: Main & Side Chics Fight At Lagos Airport As They Welcome Their Man From US by Mrscarter(f): 12:03pm On Nov 06, 2020
DebbieBianca:
Questions on the mind of people is why would the man make all the two women come to meet him at the airport if he knew it was going to create a problem for him.

Hell broke loose at the Murtala Muhammed airport in Nigeria when a side chic and a main chic got into a fierce fight with each other after they had both gone to the airport to welcome their boyfriend.

According to report, both ladies had gone to the airport to welcome their man who was returning to the country after visiting the United States for sometime now.

The fight which started as an exchange of words turned serious when both parties went physical and engaged in a fist fight causing a scene at the airport.

The situation got worse making the man they are fighting over jump in to separate them but they were too powerful for him to handle.

Watch the video below:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiviram9h18
I would beat any side chicks ho ass too:-(
Can't stand a homewrecker they deserve a beating. Only immoral selfish women are side chicks. Ion pity a single one of them wen karma comes their way.
I Eva found my man had one I'd beat that ho til she never done shiit like that again undecided
As for my hubby. He would get silent treatment n stuff for so long n he ever done it again it'd be bye bye birdy;-(

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