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Muafrika2:
Yet I firmly believe their true share was 50%

Niger Deltans ( and other mining company victims) should consider this kind of arrangement

and now uhuru wants to give turkanas 5%. Does he read history books or follow current events?
PS: the Bafokeng are a clan of the basotho people.

joinnow:
Are u serious
What of the Kenya university attack? And some others.

Guerrilla attack, they don't own territory or levy taxes on kenyan soil. Burden of proof over to you.
Just stick to topic, enjoy history as it unfolds in photo form You can't make these things up.

joinnow:
Congrats and Read inbetween the line.
I said the building should be secure like America embassy so datt those terrorists will not have access to kaboom it.

my friend, these alshabab boys have not done any attack on kenyan soil in more than 1.5 years. They are based in Somalia. They have been on the backfoot for more than longer. They have never operated openly on kenyan soil. They aren't a kenyan organization, but a Somali based and foreign funded one. Out of the daily kenyan life, not that they matter, our boys have dealt with them brutally, so skip this useless line.

joinnow:
What I see sitting even if you climb that building u won't see it.

am actually part of the group that did the geotechnical aspect of the design. Our offices are less than a few blocks from the site. I build things my man, you?

sindrek:
your hatred cannot change that, even South Africa and Egypt are behind us. Kenya is miles away bro.

Angola is more developed sef Lol

Kenya is ahead on human development indicators bro. FACT. Only SA and Egypt surpass us. Angola is a false petrodollar economy with poor social services delivery. Kenya is a leader in tech development. Know your Africa properly b4 you comment

joinnow:
When they finish building. It's should be highly secured against Al shabaab. Cos it will be their target.

low blow below the belt man, are you human or robot? not cool man, not cool.

Kenyanstar:
I cant hear you from the noise of your generator in the background?

ouch, eish!!!

sindrek:
countries in Africa will want to compare themselves to Nigeria, Kenya too will want to talk hahahaha.

Even if you guys build America in Kenya you guys are way behind Nigeria.

It's not all all infrastructure what has Kenya fine for other African countries? What Ameria is to the world is what Nigeria is to Africa.

Irrespective of our shortcomings in Nigeria we are still the giant of this great continent.

Giant? Of what? who crowned you giant? Giant nko, giant ni.

MARKETfund:
Wow quite commendable!
Thinking of visiting Kenya for my vac this year

Youre welcome, i know someone who runs package tours for small groups. Come with family and friends, it's always best... waiting for your dollars

QueenAfrica36:
Yes I am African American, however I dropped American some time ago and just say I am African. Hopefully when I get my results back I can connect to my African relatives.

high cheek bones, slim build, I'd say you're over 6ft tall. You look like a Fulani. Fulaman198 would agree.
African is culture. And we all different from East to west to South to North.

are you African American dear? You look like alot of things.

africaken254:
nairaland is bias when it comes to posting anything posted by a kenyan forum members on the main nairaland forum page

by the way, i don't even understand how trolling someboris facebook page and taking screenshot doesn't fill this poster with shame. Na amezoea. Kwani what's wrong with what that dad posted? These are the times I begin to realise how different kenyans are from nigerians. I think they're a country high on victorian values and /or islamic doctrine straight from the 7th century.

Life is such a b1tch. Of all the things you could ask God, Obama got a b1tch for a brother. Somethings you just can't avoid. Meanwhile, he's playing golf and enjoying himself after 8 years as the emperor of the free world. And what does this pseudo bro from Kenya with a stone age persona and who's so cheap, he can be bought by the GOP do? He gets himself some pathetic rent dollars from racist birther conspiracy theorists working for the GOP. I mean which kinda person gets so cheap to be affordable by the GOP. Obama is a Hawaii boy who adopted Chicago and travelled the world with his moms while growing up, went to a ivy league university and ended up the most powerful man in the world, there's no way a village boy like Malik (not anything wrong with village boys) can have the same outlook on life. He is just epically stup1d.

africaken254:

 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nj8DcNnQ7x0

off topic, they should get the ratio of doctors to citizens right too.

great news

Muafrika2:
There are afew genuine grievances like mismanagement of the HR aspect by county governments. But they are the same people who distribute and diverge drugs meant for public hospitals. Did you know that even in Kenyatta, you have to get there before 7.00 because they come early and leave early. No sense of customer service. I think they are joking.

So that means that hawa gava don't care about public healthcare to the extent hawawezi control employee behavior. Doctors shouldn't be doing that but they do, because utado? attitude is toxic. Na kumbuka many of them hupanda ndege na mafamilia zao kuenda majuu na hawarudi,, labda kuonana na jamii. huoni hio hasara esp after training yao na ujue ni taxpayer money. Kwa ufupi nasema afya na healthcare system ya maana ni muhimu kuliko SGR au project kubwa. Na hapo uhunye ametukosea, esp after ile outburst yake juzi.

Muafrika2:
These people only make technical aappearances in public hospitals on a good day and spend the rest of the day hopping from one private hospital to another. Triple salary for what

not such a cool comment bro The crisis us real and goes beyond pay. Equipment lying idle for lack of personnel, sometimes gloves and paracetamol missing in hospitals, lack of clear employment terms, a bungled devolved healthcare system, poor working environment and hazardous conditions both at home and at work........ several people have died as a result of the strike. The media are compromised as well, they don't report the truth, and no serious debates exist on their channels or pages about the truly sad crisis.

What an a$$ of a brother. Who needs enemies when you have "brothers" like these. Thankful to God, we can choose our friends but not our family.
He still won't steal Obama's legacy, nor greatness.

Muafrika2:
You teach? That should explain why your opinionated posts. And those textbook answers,

don't feed him. he's very needy, and not worth the effort and money.

Kenyanstar:
Kenya Mombasa Nairobi train route

Great except for the leg room. Am a tall person. We also need a rethink on the interiors, just sayin'!

Principe:
Good list.

Thank God people are now realizing that the world does not revolve around US.There are countries better than Us in all ramifications;but they are not popular or 'noisy' like the US.

I would choose Germany any day ahead of US.

i live in Berlin and I cant swap this city for anyone in the world.

BERLIN DU BIST SO WUNDERBAR. #ICH BIN EIN BERLINER#

President Kennedy made a similar mistake in the 60s when he said "ich bin ein Berliner " to the utter amusement of the Germans. If i recall well, a Berliner is a pastry. The correct thing to say would be "ich bin stolz ein Berliner zu sein".
Gotta love Germany, great place to study,... but I insist that Angela Merkel policy on welcoming dangerous migrants will haunt them for generations to come.

admax:
Yet, you allowed Indians flood your country and you guys are living like slaves. Btw, what are you doing on a Nigerian platform?

That should be the least of your worries mr man. we don't sell our kids to ritualists and human sacrifice either. deal with the boko boys who run parts of your country mr man, b4 you call us slave.face front.

admax:
South Africa is the only country I never dreamt of going. They are still under slavery since their economy is being controlled by whites.

Kenya is another stupid country that will embarass Nigerians at their airport. Those ones are controlled by Indians.

Those guys are just jealous of Nigerians, no matter the matter, we are the biggest country in Africa! They can go to hell.

arrogant chest beater, don't flood our cities and towns with your arrogance, white powder and cyber crime.

Muafrika2:
That's a very innovative chama

Yup, the members get some really big cash dividend at the end of every year, very profitable and very large chama. Then somebori says it's "owned " by the brits. Somebori hasn't heard of multiple shareholding in modern companies as a way of reducing risk and things like that.

Explorers:
On the Indonesian island of Tana Toraja, if a baby dies before teething, the family cuts a hole in a tree and places the dead child inside.

The tree regrows around the baby and absorbs it.

Lalasticlala, mynd44

whaat! Those people need God

gallivant:
Me too. Now he can go back to eating bush meat and smoked snakes.

hahaha he better not, if he gets too used to it, and he has the misfortune of visiting Kenya, KWS will have no jobs to do . I have been going through "strange meat " threads today, so add monitor lizards, crocs, civet cats to the list. Jeeezuz!

Olu317:
Don't drag me inn on safaricom. I only reacted based on what your co-citizen typed as it regard wealth and Economy in comparison of Nigeria and kenya. And I easily emphasise on the wealthiest private Telecom owned by an individual personage of Chief Mike Adenuga,Owner of Glo Telecom. This led to the issue of safaricom and Bob. Thereafter I opined that Bob naturally won't represent the interest of Kenya's government only which OWNS 35% shares of the company. This make kenya government not the majority shareholder. Thus,make Kenya government a partner in the business and not an outright authority that can determine the fate of such company. Then apart from 40% of the parent company, which serve interest of individuals too called “pooling" that invested their money in safaricom . The other 35% in the others private hands can even be owned by few individuals who could use different stockbrokers to secure such shares with fictitious names. Bob own a great deal of shares and he represent broad shareholders

Sir, you are just monumentally thick. Did you lose your way to the jokes or romance section. The kenyans on this thread will not have any problems tearing you to bits. You just lack substance.
Ps: A CEO is exactly that. A chief executive officer. Not the majority shareholder. An employee. Not an oligarch. My sister belongs to a women's investment organisation commonly called chama in Kenya, and they have at least 22 mln in shares in safaricom, even more than Bob's as stated by a poster above. 35% is in corporate terms a controlling stake. Say what you want about our very famous telco, they are trail blazers and innovators. And their market dominance is something worth studying and emulating To my mind, the one glaring advantage safaricom has is they have crossed the bridge between ordinary company and service provider and made themselves a kenyan institution, something only firms like GM in America or Tata in India have done. They have blurred the distinction between a private firm and a social service.

Fidha254:
picha ndo Ni rare kuja sikuhizi...asante, lazima wakenya tuwakilishe kila mahali...ata wewe Hua hakuona kila place Kuna jina 'kenya' hahaha

mimi husema experience pia ni njia ya kujifunza. hawa mabrathe nimewajua tabia na hisia zao zaidi ya miaka 15. Wantuonanga kama wanyama pori, ukigeuza tu dakika 5 utashangaa wanachosema kutuhusu, tofauti na wanachotamka. Chunga!

Fidha254:
an average kenyan has higher living standards than a nigerian, why would anyone be envious of a Nigerian of all africans
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_African_countries_by_Human_Development_Index

Yes afande! umepotea kwenye lile thread ya masoja, naipenda saaaana! tunashukuru kazi yenu ngumu!

Muafrika2:
We should come up with a Kenyan hate forum specialising on useless Nigerian stories.

Roger that! We can also substitute the stupid zuma photo with something more appropriate!

ipobbigot7:
kenyans can add elbow jerk image, Nigerians don't give a f*ck. It's a common knowledge that many of you are suffering from pain induced by envy.

Envy? what's there to envy? Has the word acquired a new meaning? Sorry, must have missed the memo.

Blueberrie:
You guessed right! :-)

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great! tukae pamoja na tusikubali kuenjoiwa ovyo ovyo hapa. welcome to the tribe of kenyans on nairaland.