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okine4real:
Before I got married, my MOTHER SAID I WOUKD NOT MARRY MY BABE, I ASKED FOR REASONS, THE REASON BE SAY MY BABE NOR DEY COOK FOR HER, I TOLD HER, MY BABE NOR BE YOUR PIKIN, YOU GET PIKIN, TRAIN YOUR CHILDREN TO SERVE YOU, MY BABE IS NOT YOUR HOUSE MAID. I TELL HER SAY IF YOU LIKE COME MY WEDDING, IF YOU LIKE KNOW COME, I GO WED HER. MAMA NOR GET CHOICE NOW, SHE COME, SHE DEY STRONG FACE FOR THE WEDDING, ME JUST DEY ENJOY MY DAY. TODAY SHE DONE GIVE ME 4 KIDS, NA BUHARI I DEY LOOK TO DECIDE IF I GO, GO FIR THE 5TH ONE. WHEN I MEET HER I NOR DEY WORK, TODAY I GET MORE THAN 15 TENANTS FOR LAGOS.

NOW LISTEN SON, KNOW BE EVERYTHING YOUR MAMA OR PAPA TELL YOU, YOU GO DO, THE REASON YOU ARE CALLED A MAN IS BECSUSE YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO USE YOUR BRAIN TO THINK, WHEN INFORMATION IS PASSED TO YOU, ANALYZE IT, LOOK AT THE INFORMATION USING 3D FORMAT, I BE I.T GUY DATS WHIKE I SAY 3D, THEN ATTACK THE ISSUE FROM THE BEST VIEW. WHEN MY MUM WAS REJECTING MY BABE, ONE THING WAS IN MY HEAD, SHEY NA MY MAMA GO LEAVE WITH THIS WOMAN ABI NA ME. SO SINCE NA ME GO LEAVE WITH THE WOMAN, I JUST BONE MY MAMA. NEXT YEAR OUR MARRIAGE WOUKD BE 10 YEARS, SHE IS STILL THE BEST FRIEND I HAVE IN THE WHOLE WORLD, WE CAN GOSSIP FOR 5 HOURS EVERYDAY, E NOR DEY TIRE US. I ALWAYS TELL GUYS, NOR because OF PUSSY GO MARRY WOMAN WHEN GO GIVE YOU WAHALA, IN MARRIAGE, PUSSY GO TIRE YOU, FLEXING GO TIRE YOU, YOU NEED A WOMAN THAT IS STRONG ,REASONABLE, DEPENDANT, WOMAN WHEN GO EVEN HELP YOU WARE RAG GO THAT THINGS GO PURE TOMORROW. LL

Let me just chimp in this, my wife once wore tertared pants because we where building, today all rents, I repeat all rents goes to her, eevn as she collect the rest, she go still dey use the money they pursue me say make I take, I go tell am say I know want...

Young guys nobody dey do una from una village ohh, na your decide to trow away your future because of PUSSY.


CHEERS.

Writercruze:
Bro, I don't know if people will tell you the truth here, but I hope you read my comment.

Let me ask you three questions

#1. What was the attraction between you and your wife? what did you find interesting in her? Is that thing still there?

#2. Has your wife always been like this?

#3. Don't you think it's because of your feelings (rather an obsession) towards the chemical engineers that's making you to feel this way?

From what you wrote, I can reliably tell you that you are the problem in your marriage. You are married bro, and if you want to have a happy marriage, limit the number of female colleagues that call you unnecessarily while at home.

It is what it is. Your wife is only suspicious because you must have seen your chat or conversation between you and the mechanical engineer.

You gat a daughter and a woman who seems to love you, please I beg you in the name of whatever you believe in, try to make your marriage work.

have a proper conversation with your wife. Ask her to tell you the things you are doing that she doesn't like, you should tell her the things she is doing that you don't like at all.

At the end of such a conversation, you will know your boundaries and start living happily.

No woman is good o. That one you are fantasizing over (the chemical engineer), but the time you destroy your marriage because of her, you would regret it in the future.

Youngpo413:
'7 figure monthly salary' so men dey gold dig too? Chai.

ahnie:
PLEASE IGNORE MY ENGLISH!
We all know how hard the country is @the moment,as we're all feeling the heat.

I have basically ran out of some major foodstuffs like yam, bag of potatoes,paints of rice and garri.for some couple of days now I have been racking my brain on how to purchase those items without disturbing my husband because recently he has bn complaining of low patronage.even my soaps and body scrub don finish for days now.

Me,I am somehow broke and sales lately hasn't bn interesting.i run a street roadside hustle and I don't go to hustle on Sundays which is my rest days.

But as level come be nau...kids must chow anyhow e be.so I decided since last night to come to hustle today being Sunday,since I have what to sale so I could see money to purchase those items I mentioned earlier on.

The raw truth I don't know how to borrow money from somebody,infact no one would even agree to lend money to you.so I decided to use what I have to get what I need.

Immediately I appeared in my hustleville arena this morning,one righteous woman like that dressed in a very lovely gown and peacock hat was to the first to hunt me down.

Mind you this woman has been hunting me for months,she was the reason why I stopped selling on Sundays because her preaching wahala was too much.

Mummy zee why nau?why nau?I thought you ve stopped?,why did you come out today.
Whilst she was busy asking me these questions,I bent down to lit my firewoods money must be made jare.

When she finished rapping,she looked at me,I looked at her,I carried my pan and placed it on the fire.in my mind I was like...hanty pls board your Keke and go,but for where.


I walked up to her and said.....pls ma'am cud you please lend me 30k?I need it to sort some things at home.madam said she doesn't have.


I left her there,went back to stir my beans paste in my mortal,madam borrowed herself sense then entered Keke and moooovv.

I settled down and sold maaad market,my money to buy those foodstuffs I mentioned is complete.i even bought succulent ripe plantains join to prepare correct plaintain and egg sauce for my family!
Bag of potatoes is sure,paints of rice is sure, tubers of yam toh sure,paints of garri nko,it's the Lord's doing.

I can confidently get my soaps and body scrub now.

Now my question is.....just because today that I didn't go to church would God be so angry to throw me into hell fire knowing fully well that my family needs these basic items?

Why do some too churchy righteous Christians likes hunting people that doesn't go to church and if you meet them to help you with money instead they will quote excerpts from the Bible to you.

Na market I sell....no be thief I thief!

Food is ready.
Indomie
3 eggs
Carrots
Green peas
Plantain.
Yum yum

Hamiltonii:
It does you whole.

kenzysmith:
What Toto can not buy does not exist

fogechi:
But seriously that Napkin own good.....a set of 10 napkins are okay to raise a child for 2years, imagine buying pampers for 2years..omo na die

But who will be washing the napkin.

fogechi:
But seriously that Napkin own good.....a set of 10 napkins are okay to raise a child for 2years, imagine buying pampers for 2years..omo na die

But who will be washing the napkin.

Magnoliaa:
Awwwnnn. Stopeet. You're going to make me start crying now.

But thank you. I hope the nl boys quoting you upandan with dumb opinions are not a part of the reasons you're feeling disoriented oh. Hope they aren't getting to you, 'cause they aren't worth it at all at all.

AmazonTopaz:
Lol abeg leave them to be making noise online how many of dem fit even afford to pay for DNA test.


Why is this intelligent man telling them the obvious please let them find out their truths if e go well for them congratulations the ones wey e nor go well for let them not be suicidal.Also they should also be subjected to DNA test too some of them are not from their fathers loins since everything wan scatter let it just scatter finish.

Even in the olden days men fathered children that were not theirs let the tracing begin everyone of them asking for a DNA test should be tested to see if they are their fathers sons.

Barrister026:
this is immature.

Zoharariel:
OP - I did not want to comment on this issue but I just couldn’t restrain myself due to the enormous stupidity & foolishness I’m reading from these disgusting comments on the first page.

You see all these morally decadent imbeciles telling you “it’s not a big deal” or “it’s normal” are the reason Nigeria is currently irredeemably hopeless.

I swear by Sango, a good number of the males have DEFINITELY slept with their own mothers while the females have also been fvcked by their fathers.

In Nigeria, misery loves company, majority of them would naturally mislead you so that your own family too can become as unfortunate & cursed like theirs.

If not, why would anyone be encouraging such sacrilegious acts in the name of civilization and copying what they watch on T.V?

I don’t know where you come from but let me be clear. In Yoruba land, it is a veritable taboo for a mother to kiss her son mouth-to-mouth or a father kissing her daughter mouth-to-mouth.

From mouth-to-mouth kissing, what do you think would follow that? The useless mother asking the son to massage her pubic hair or the bastard father asking the daughter to massage his schlong.

If you don’t know, majority of the people you see in Nigeria have been defiled by their parents and that’s why they don’t see it as a big deal.

If I were in your shoes, and the woman still refuses to heed my repeated warnings, I would retrieve my son & kick her out of my house to the gutter from whence she came.

Sango in collabo with Ogun will obliterate any bastard that quotes me to say rubbish.

bobontop:
My wife is fond of kissing my 6months boy in the mouth. I personally don't like this and I have told her to stop it but she refused.

This issue in causing a serious argument in my home and I want to take a serious action since she has refused to stop it.

Please I need advice from experienced parents.

I was abused sexual as a child by a cousin staying with us and there are cases of incest around me. I don't want any of this to happen to my son.

The teenage girl staying with us always sees my wife kissing my son in the mouth and I am afraid she my copy it and start doing it.

Please am I wrong? Am I over reacting? Is it a normal practice? Please advise me.

martyns303:
Let them go…. They will soon find out it’s not all roses �. Not even America or Canada but UK! UK that will tax everything back, they will earn the money, and spend it all on tax, accommodation, transportation, electricity, heating and many many expenses and at the end of the month, they will be left with nothing.

Nigeria is not a rich country when compared to the west, in Nigeria how many people actually take their health seriously and go to the hospital or willing to pay good money for medical services. Medical services are ridiculously high in the west, that’s how they are able to generate revenue to be able to pay better. As a country, yes there’s corruption, but we are making do with the best we have.

And before anybody comes for me, I am also a professional, I have lived in the UK, SA, UAE and recently US. I still will rather work in Nigeria.

Saskay44:
I had a lecturer back then that doesn't give a or b from c upward Nigeria leturers wicked die

raymondhillmimi:
Mine was 100k in 2020 Now worth 300 million dollars! Ndi Ara..

Sonnobax15:

My nephew and his wife relocated from Lagos back to Delta state about 9 months ago....And she was pregnant...The whole wahala started when she developed the attitude of constant spitting.....I couldn't take it any longer,so I had to confront my bro and told him to warn his wife to at least limit the way she spits around . Mennnnnnnn,I never knew that was even the less among her Problems...The moment she promised to limit her spitting,na then she resume work for vomiting .

Its not all women.

Watching how my bro was fed up and frustrated,I go just dey say to myself--"oboy,so one day one day I go learn how to tolerate all these kind nonsense from one banny too

Sleekfingers:
Whatever.......

Yes over 90%.......do you know that Nigeria is number one on the list of paternity fraud in the world?

TheWolfen:
Madam sit down and drink water

Come 18th October many men are taking advantage of the DNA promo and testing for whom is bastards and who is not. The deception from people that claim only men cheat is too much

Sleekfingers:
Nigerian women and paternity fraud , is like hot akara and agege bread......over 90% children in nigeria, are from a product paternity fraud.....

I urge all european , north america countries to ask for DNA test for any kid leaving nigeria.....the united states are doing it....but other countries should follow suit......

sisisioge:


I was already tensed for you too....na God save you. The wife is trying o....loving a man that hardly laughs. It is well.

Maryjane001:
Men are the real MVPs. Life is always harder and not fair to them. As a lady, I have been in unfortunate situation and was helped because I was a female, while other men in such situations were were simply ignored or told to "face it like a man".
Even times when I would get all emotional over bad situations and cry and panic. But there they are, even in the midst of their bad situation, they still keep their head up, being optimistic, strategizing and sorting out things with a clear head.
I Thank God he made MAN.
The world is such a lovely place with them in it.
God bless all men out there

Magnoliaa:
Thank you for the last sentence, especially. What this lady said and your advice is actually an indictment to you men yourselves. You people can form bro codes, and band together to insult women, and call women their own worst enemies, and sleep on a dirty bed, sharing boxers together and bla bla bla (that women typically do not do) and because of that declare that you love each other, because you're all supposedly banging a single girl, but your so-called affinity is only skin deep. You DON'T feel a single thing for each other. And this is not even because you don't have the money. A broke boy can still, any how, whichever way find money to give to his girlfriend, but to give his broke guy friend?

Instead of speaking to yourselves to change your attitudes, you'll rather hate on the girls ''whyning'' your friends' brains. At least a broke partying babe that is being bankrolled will still take the gifts and monies she get from men to share with her friends. The genuine sharing spirit is there.

That men are broke in huge numbers and women are cashing out (typically) only points more to the fact that men do not help one another rather than the manipulation of women y'all cry wolf about.