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Christianity Etc › Re: Understanding Malachi 3:10 by MuttleyLaff: 6:12pm On Apr 21, 2020*

CodeTemplar:
one person, many user a*****ts.

Goshen360:
How does that matter to the message?
The message or the messenger is your issue, which one?

The messenger - Acehart, lol, is.

CodeTemplar:
False sense of identity is my concern and not message/messenger.

Acehart:
What’s does a*****ts mean?

accounts

He every now and then manages to mix me up with other people's moniker ID, lol.

Are you rivalling with him over a woman ni, lol?

PS: CodeTemplar, fyi, Acehart is not me and vice versa. You have again, got it completely wrong.

I am not CaveAdullam. I am not jesusjnr RIP. I am not Acehart.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Atheist Challenge- 30 Days, 30 Arguments Against God by MuttleyLaff: 5:38pm On Apr 21, 2020*

frank317:
So says u... All I feel is flesh blood and bones.

I know how you feel. I know that's how you feel, but the good news is, you actually are more than what you feel.

frank317:
Why should I accept I am spiritual when I don't feel anything spiritual?

lol, you really have no idea. Pardon the lol, not mocking you with it. You don't have accept you're a spiritual being. Just because you don't feel anything spiritual, dont me it's not true, you fundamentally, are a spiritual being.

frank317:
Perhaps u can help me understand

What do you think, we've being so far being doing huh, if not trying to help you understand, hmm, lol?

frank317:
OH, it's about believe, I see.

If that's how you want to take, understand and appreciate this, why not. I can live with that, so yes, as an intro level, start and/or beginning, it is about believe, lol.

frank317:
But... We are housed in human body how? What is housed in an animals body, what is housed in a mosquitoes body, what is housed in a tree's body?

Ah, brilliant question. I love your questioning mind. It is the soul and spirit frank317 that's housed in each one of them. I am sure you do know that, trees cry trees even bleed too, lol etcetera

frank317:
Unfortunately for me too (perhaps) I am not aware of my spirituality, whatever that means.

Sorry to hear that. I really am. There however, always a first time to know. Praise Yah. Alleluia.

frank317:
So what's the essence of this awareness, what does it make u feel or understand?

Its a vehicle and medium with what to reconnect to TMH with.

frank317:
This answer is somehow confusing as well as unfortunate. Can one be miseducated to think he does not have teeth?

Easily. Poor, wrong misleading, deceitful or harmful education easily can make one think he/she doesn't have teeth, even when baring them in front of a standing full length mirror.

frank317:
Isn't this why we argue day and night here? When explanations ain't simple and straightforward

I dont partcipate in your day and night arguments. Its not my thing, its not my style. I dont do argue, so speak for yourself and your clique.

I haven't advanced any big, difficult, hard words and/or obscure concept(s) but simple ordinary concepts that even our ancestors, forebears, even current living elders traditionally and culturally know about.

frank317:
Why should something as essential as my spirit being (except u say it's not really essential) hide to the extent that I have to look inward for its awakening?

Another very good question and inadvertent observation.

frank317, all things of value are hidden and so are OUT ( note the OUT, frank317) of plain sight, lol. Your brain is hidden and is out of sight. Gold, pearls, diamonds, crude lol, coal etcetera are hidden. Never in the open. When you go to the market, you don't pick up already sliced open and up oranges to buy take home, lol.

frank317:
What exactly is the function of this spirit being in me that I am not aware of?

I have if you scroll up in this post, see that I have already touched on what's the function of the spirit, but without planning to muddle up the water, I'll gently, in addition to what I've advanced up, slide in that, the soul is a gateway between your body and the spirit. If I continue from here, you might get confounded, so I'll pause here, so for you to mull over it.

frank317:
Is it important?

It is very important

frank317:
Is it useless?

You almost made me fall off my chair aghast reading you ask if its useless, lol. Nah, its the best thing even before sliced bread

frank317:
Why does it sleep

If it sleeps, that's not bad. It's when its dead, you want to be concerned about

frank317:
... and what exactly happens when I reawaken it?

You become a new person, a new man. You have connectivity to TMH, which incidentally is just exactly what our ancestors, our forebears, our elders were yearning, aspiring, aiming, thriving, etcetera do.

Awakening it. Having a rebirth opens one up into a different world of opportunities, good fortunes, good successes, realignment to TMH etcetera. Disclaimer, I am not advancing transhumanism ooo, lol

Christianity Etc › Re: Atheist Challenge- 30 Days, 30 Arguments Against God by MuttleyLaff: 4:36pm On Apr 21, 2020

MacCantStopMe:

Fyi MacCantStopMe, the Bible is not a marvel superheroes comic dealing with fantasy and entertaining reliefs.

It is an instructions book, lol, part history, part science lol, part astronomy, part public health and general hygiene, part biology, part physiology, part anatomical book, part prophetic, part philosophical book etcetera.

It is a living book, useful for correcting us when we are wrong and teaches us to do what is right, lol. It is a book useful, for conviction and training in righteousness.

God made the Bible available, so for man, to be complete and be able to use it, to be fully equipped for doing every good work, lol.

Christianity Etc › Re: Atheist Challenge- 30 Days, 30 Arguments Against God by MuttleyLaff: 4:08pm On Apr 21, 2020

odinson1:
If you don’t understand something, and the community of physicists don’t understand it, that means God did it? Is that how you want to play this game? Because if it is, here’s a list of things in the past that the physicists at the time didn’t understand [and now we do understand] [...]. If that’s how you want to invoke your evidence for God, then God is an ever-receding pocket of scientific ignorance that’s getting smaller and smaller and smaller as time moves on - so just be ready for that to happen, if that’s how you want to come at the problem.

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Oh dear. See threat, lol.Threatening ignorance versus a Conquering truth, lol.

"Tani, je gbe ina, lowo oju ekun?" loosely translated means "Who dares take a latern lamp go stare a tiger, point blank close up, in the eyes?" Bring it on odinson1, lol.

Christianity Etc › Re: Atheist Challenge- 30 Days, 30 Arguments Against God by MuttleyLaff: 3:48pm On Apr 21, 2020

MacCantStopMe:
Keep quiet. Are you brewing old wine? Why should I wait?

Come and shut me up nah, lol.

You should wait, so you respectfully dont shunt the queue, that's why, lol. Now, stop distracting me anymore please. Thank you, lol, and appreciate your understanding and co-op.

Christianity Etc › Re: Atheist Challenge- 30 Days, 30 Arguments Against God by MuttleyLaff: 3:43pm On Apr 21, 2020

odinson1:
When religious people quote the Bible to prove God exists, atheists say the Bible is the claim--not the evidence.
If that is hard to understand, here is an easy way to think about it. If God is invented, the Bible CANNOT be true. So, when you assume the Bible is true, you are also assuming God exists.
Assuming the very thing you are trying to prove is a circular argument and circular arguments can be safely ignored. Simple.
The Bible proves people wrote a book about a god. That is all.

My dear familiar and have noticed around friend, there's an old famous Arabic proverb, that says, "not being able to know something, lol, is no proof, that it doesn't exist, but making that jump, lol, taking a leap of faith, isn't as easy as it sounds" Pardon me please, the inserted lols, are me, just being carried away in there.

Yeah, I can see on this thread, how seriously true and truth revealing, that proverb is, lol

Christianity Etc › Re: Atheist Challenge- 30 Days, 30 Arguments Against God by MuttleyLaff: 3:07pm On Apr 21, 2020

MacCantStopMe:
Still waiting for you to define pure religion.....

The wait will be worth your while. Trust me. You just have to wait your turn in the queue, that's all, lol. Patience, is a virtue, lol.

Christianity Etc › Re: Atheist Challenge- 30 Days, 30 Arguments Against God by MuttleyLaff: 2:55pm On Apr 21, 2020

frank317:
You claim he is a spiritual being, and also claims that he that is spiritual being is not aware of it.

yet it is funny to you that a spiritual being does not accept he is a spiritual being because he is not aware of it? Do u expect him to accept he is spiritual being even after u have admitted he is nit ware of it? besides, how does a spiritual being not know that he is a spiritual being?

frank317, we are not just ordinarily soul, flesh, blood and bones alone, lol, we are more to them quad, lol, we in fact importantly are, spiritual beings tabernacled in a human body, lol. Tabernacle, of course, as you do know frank317, means housing, so in that earlier construct, means, we are housed in a human body. Guess what frank317, even our ancestors, our forebears, in all and each of their varied cultures and even pantheons believe this, lol. The Yorubas, Ndigbo, Binis, Ijaws, Delta even right across mother Africa do and did.

It is sad and pitiful to read that people like MacCantStopMe and others, are not aware of their spirituality. Of course, I don't expect Him to accept just on my telling him he isn't aware.

About you asking me, how does a spiritual being not know that he is a spiritual being? Well that's an easy, simple, direct and straightforward question to answer frank317. He/she doesnt know because he/she is miseducated, lol. He/she needs at first, an upwards looking to TMH, lol, then followed by an inward looking introspective great spiritual awakening, that leads to a rebirth.

Travel › Re: I Finally Stepped Out Of The House After Two More Months Of Quarantine (photos) by MuttleyLaff: 10:59am On Apr 21, 2020

sapientia:
That one has money and was very foolish and stupid does not mean money do not answer all things.

Elon Must have got loads and loads of it, same with Jack Ma and have they not helped the world.

Economy rules the world not military.

If Economy rules the world, it means money rules the world.

but there you were saying money answereth all things and that if you got plenty of money, you have everything. Who you fooling? grin

The Nigerian government had to apologise to the South African billionaire Elon Musk for begging him to dash them a handful of ventilators.

Nobody is disputing that Messrs Musk and Ma have loads and loads of it or don't, but, it is your assertion about money answering everything and that if you have plenty of it, you have everything, is false. It is suspect, a dangerous premise and misleading.

Travel › Re: I Finally Stepped Out Of The House After Two More Months Of Quarantine (photos) by MuttleyLaff: 10:40am On Apr 21, 2020

sapientia:
Please no need for those bolded.

Even Bible said that money answereth all things.

Guy, if you got plenty of money, you have everything, don't waste your time trying to liberate anyone who talks down on money.

Peace.

The same, even bible, says, money faileth.

I am sure you read how upon all the money Naija, not going to mention names jumped on to Twitter doing fine bara, begging billionare one among the antichrists, Elon Musk, for a few handful of ventilators, apparently because even with the FG having money, it couldn't get it's hands on any ventilators it can buy, to help fight COVID-19 aka Coronavirus aka Convenient Virus with.

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Politics › Re: Richard Akinjide Is Dead by MuttleyLaff: 9:34am On Apr 21, 2020

stagger:
Guy, some of us grew up then when they were in power in NPN. That's when this rot in Nigeria started: 1981 to be precise when the collapse of oil prices sent Nigeria's economy into a tailspin from which she has never recovered.

He was the mf who celebrated his first billons or was it millions sef, with chinking of Champagne bottles

Never liked the backstabbing mf angry

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Politics › Re: Abba Kyari And His Wife, Kulu On Their Wedding Day (Throwback Photo) by MuttleyLaff: 9:17am On Apr 21, 2020

wallex1983:
Red cap geng no be today

I won't be surprised if in this digital age world we live in, that red cap isn't photoshop doctored.

Having said that, the red cap seems to be his subtle display of his "communist socialism" ideals, even though he had, even foreign leaders who were eulogising him, said he was particularly biased and had his people at heart first before others. Nothing bad in that, just saying and thats from an observing viewpoint, lol

Christianity Etc › Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by MuttleyLaff: 6:52am On Apr 21, 2020*

Ek3mini:
God created man in his own image, so why can't God pee like man?

God is incorporeal Ek3mini. Penis is a physical and sexual organ. Peeing is disposal of body waste with a penis by earthly beings. Having penis or pee like a man has nothing sensibly to do with God. It's only a mischief maker being a tool that will entertain any thought like this.

The image of God that man was created in, is talking about man taking after the spiritual character of God. It has nothing to do with any of man's physical nor his/her physiology.

Christianity Etc › Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by MuttleyLaff: 10:32pm On Apr 20, 2020*

Stephenmoka4:
It's a miraculous conception, the child was placed by God, two human can give birth to God (Jesus), spirit don't pee, urinating is a physical attribute of many earthly creatures.

I dont think the real Stephen Moka would agree with you on that.

How can two humans possibly give birth to God? (i.e. Jesus) Please explain. Thank you.

Christianity Etc › Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by MuttleyLaff: 7:54pm On Apr 20, 2020

geoworldedu:
Mutteylaff avoiding my threads like plague

Of course I do because I know you dont understand so I prefer to let you be and let your ignorance be your bliss.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Apart From Straffing Mary, What Other Function Has God's Penis? by MuttleyLaff: 5:17pm On Apr 20, 2020*

ArcFresky:
Lol, if anybody straffed Mary, it was Joseph.
God is not human, God doesn't engage in lowly human activities.

You are right about God is not human. Absolutely, God is not human, from the factual basis that God is incorporeal. Now having said that, the context where the Bible states that "... God is not human ..." is said on the understanding that, God is like human beings who would be unjust and deceitful over a matter. That exactly is how what the construct of that phrase means and how it is about.

On to the second part of your comment, I am sorry to burst your pretty bubble with telling that, God, by virtue of His partly revealed "I AM that I AM" name, will by that telepraphy name, will be whatever He necessarily needs to be. So God, because of necessity, when He became human on earth, did engage in all human activities bar commit a sin while at it. Praise God. Alleluia.

aadoiza:
MuttleyLaff would disagree with this. He says there's nothing lowly for the Christian god to do.

aadoiza, if not for the sake of the respect I have for you, I normally overlook geoworldedu's ignorant threads or posts.

God, with the first commandment, this in a paraphrased said manner, states, not to have any other god and/or gods before or after Him and not make a graven image of Him.

The thing aadozia, is that the Christian god is a human invention, it's a Constantine contraption, an invented up god, hotchpotched with varied Roman paganisms, lol.

You are dragging me aadozia into chalk and cheese, into apples and oranges, into two different and two unlike things, lol.

PS: God never straffed Mary. Why would He? Why should He? Why must He? huh

Christianity Etc › Re: More Experts And Doctors Are Speaking On 5g, Covid-19 And Planned Vaccines by MuttleyLaff: 1:19pm On Apr 20, 2020

donnie:
LOL @Bolded. Good definition.

This is serious. Obama, Trump, China are all in this thing together. They are all part of the satanic elite. Just different flavour.

They are trying to act fact, to get as many human robots on thier side before destruction comes. Because it will surely come. Those who know expect an invation from the skies. Reason they're building underground bunkers for escape.

YAHUAH will neither sleep nor slumber.

Democrats. Makes you wonder why Fauci, Director National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases then even right now still is under Trump, was famzing Hillary when she was Secretary of State etcetera and also so much into her during her on Democrat presidential ticket campaign trails. Vaccine ko, vaccine ni angry

Worst case scenario, let the die be cast. We all die here.
Yes, well pleased, rather to be absent from the body and to be present with the Lord

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Christianity Etc › Re: More Experts And Doctors Are Speaking On 5g, Covid-19 And Planned Vaccines by MuttleyLaff: 1:13pm On Apr 20, 2020

newmi:
Well now its a certified doctor who according to reports was rated among the top 50 doctors in America that's talking, hopefully people would listen since they said a pastor can not be smart enough to know let alone talk about such claims.

... the whole idea of this crisis especial the episode of the possibility of a "forced" vaccine is ludicrous, preposterous and an unfathomable insult to our individual intelligence and they say we should keep quiet.

Crime › Re: Man Who Has Been Working As A Female Househelp, Forced To Remove His Clothes by MuttleyLaff: 11:13am On Apr 20, 2020

Made4naijalove:
Nigerian man who has been working as a female househelp, forced to remove his clothes by residents of the community he was nabbed in

Watch video below

ignis:
I doubt if you actually watched the video, and you are ignorantly commenting.

Back to topic, the guy must have seen madam curves and madam daughter's London.

Have any of your guys and/or ladies considered that he/she might be an intersex or even worse sef a hermaphrodite, hmmm? angry

nairavsdollars:
the video isnt complete. How are we sure he is a male? he is still got (her) bra on

No mind them

Christianity Etc › Re: Atheist Challenge- 30 Days, 30 Arguments Against God by MuttleyLaff: 11:02am On Apr 20, 2020

MacCantStopMe:
You honestly expect me to answer any question after dodging your own claim?
Is this religious foolishness or what? Lol

I understand. Of course, once the truth hits you, it will shut you up, lol.
Hopefully you wont continue to carefree ignorantly headstrongly, nonchalantly, flippantly and generalising be using the word "religion" after the fyi, lol

Christianity Etc › Re: Atheist Challenge- 30 Days, 30 Arguments Against God by MuttleyLaff: 10:12am On Apr 20, 2020

MacCantStopMe:
Lies!
Stew on it, soup on it, yam on it.....you wont still define it because you cant.
Your weak psychology wont work here.

Calm down mate. Farabalẹ.
Even sef cut down on the fizz drinks, the sugar in it, is giving you too much energy. You arent jumping the queue. I'll get to you when I get to you with it. Capisce? Just get ready and be prepared to answer the firing questions, I'll be throwing at you when giving the lowdown

Christianity Etc › Re: Atheist Challenge- 30 Days, 30 Arguments Against God by MuttleyLaff: 9:53am On Apr 20, 2020

simonjassy:
Wetin Musa No Go See For Gate?.
Someone said religion is a sham, instead of you to explain why you feel/think it isn't or you ask him to explain why he feels it is,you said he has no knowledge of "true religion".
He goes ahead to seek clarification on what "true religion" is, yet you have not said any reasonable thing.
cc muttleylaff

MacCantStopMe:
He has no idea what "pure religion" means himself. He is just trolling

When Musa returns back from the gate, I'll break it down for both of ya

Knowing you'll trample on it, against my better judgement I shouldn't really bother. I should just let youse both wallow in your ignorance of fleetingly using the word, but never mind, I still will give you the lowdown on it and when, will cc una both, as for now, just stew on it and have a bit of cooling down, the pair of ya, lol

Christianity Etc › Re: More Experts And Doctors Are Speaking On 5g, Covid-19 And Planned Vaccines by MuttleyLaff: 9:38am On Apr 20, 2020

LordReed:
SMH

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Christianity Etc › Re: Atheist Challenge- 30 Days, 30 Arguments Against God by MuttleyLaff: 9:27am On Apr 20, 2020

simonjassy:
This L.Jackson Meme Is Funny Though.

Thank you. Glad you're entertained by the Samuel L Jackson stare, though that's less than its point, the stare is, lol.

simonjassy:
Well it is nice to know you are keeping your "pure and true religion" free from "corruption"

So ... but what's the part not understandable in "stew on it" for you gan sef? angry

Christianity Etc › Re: Atheist Challenge- 30 Days, 30 Arguments Against God by MuttleyLaff: 9:18am On Apr 20, 2020

simonjassy:
Wetin Musa No Go See For Gate?.
Someone said religion is a sham, instead of you to explain why you feel/think it isn't or you ask him to explain why he feels it is, you said he has no knowledge of "true religion".
He goes ahead to seek clarification on what "true religion" is, yet you have not said any reasonable thing.
cc muttleylaff

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Of course nah, he has no idea
I told him to stew on it, didn't I, lol?
That's what y'all both should do.

Romance › Re: Reply To: Chai! Nigerian Girls In Canada Are So Lonely! by MuttleyLaff: 7:15am On Apr 20, 2020

MizMyColi:
Heyyyy
Good to see you!

I trust you've been well.

Yes, we are overcome and it's all working out for our good.

What's IYN, though?

In Yahshua's Name.
Yahshua Ha Mashiach, as in aka, Jesus Christ

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Christianity Etc › Re: More Experts And Doctors Are Speaking On 5g, Covid-19 And Planned Vaccines by MuttleyLaff: 1:32am On Apr 20, 2020*

petra1:
h t t p s://youtu.be/BhLc3l5ROQk

@donnie, hi, fyi
Also donnie, YouTube is censoring videos with the mention of the word "5G" in them, that's why you hear the beep sounds when he was talking in the video, as its the word "5G" being blanked out because YouTube automatically are censoring videos related to 5G with their algorithm, since the truth is getting out there from gradually being exposed.

PLANdemic - Pandemic, that is planned, as in meaning, being done on purpose.

If Obama was warning that this ṣhit will happen and so there's a need to prepare for it, then shows that he knew something about the whole thing been planned up for the future.

Crime › Re: Delta Pastor Accuses NDLEA Officials Of Wrongfully Detaining His Wife And Child by MuttleyLaff: 12:57am On Apr 20, 2020

Case now resolved

Crime › Re: Delta Pastor Accuses NDLEA Officials Of Wrongfully Detaining His Wife And Child by MuttleyLaff: 12:56am On Apr 20, 2020

Thank you Lalasticlala et al

Romance › Re: Reply To: Chai! Nigerian Girls In Canada Are So Lonely! by MuttleyLaff: 12:45am On Apr 20, 2020*

Tallesty1:
Good evening MizMyColi

MizMyColi:
Good evening Tallesty

MuttleyLaff:
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For those that dont know warris going on, that was fyi and fao things going on there between them two dear friends of mine.

Hi guys. Trust all is well with yall families and all. We are all overcomers IYN.

Christianity Etc › Re: Atheist Challenge- 30 Days, 30 Arguments Against God by MuttleyLaff: 12:27am On Apr 20, 2020

MacCantStopMe:
*Yawns* I am going to sleep.
When you are ready to define "pure religion", wake me up.

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Good call. Ditto, here too, lol
Better luck when you wake, lol

Christianity Etc › Re: Atheist Challenge- 30 Days, 30 Arguments Against God by MuttleyLaff: 12:18am On Apr 20, 2020

MacCantStopMe:
Kindly define the "pure religion" that you were using to mock my knowledge.
You were acting so smug and smart before.
Why not show us? Or have your brain cells reduced in the past few hours?

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No! Not gonna tell ya. Stew on it

MacCantStopMe:
"Any fool can quote the bible, even the devil"- Logicboy 2014

A quote of Logicboy?
It tells you everything you need to know. Not worth its weight in gold, lol.

MacCantStopMe:
That quote is the height of contradiction.
It ties in with my next argument- the predestination paradox (as a result of omniscience)

Look what it got the devil, lol

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