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Religion / Re: Is Jesus Same Person As The Father? by MuttleyLaff: 6:56pm On Dec 29, 2020
MaxInDHouse:
Good!
Good, precisely about what?

MaxInDHouse:
JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES detests homosexuality just as our God detests it period!
Psalms 97:10; Amos 5:15
1/ What exactly do JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES and/or you detests in homosexuality?
2/ What exactly does God detest in homosexuality and please back up your answering with correctly and properly interpreted scripture?
3/ What specifically is evil in homosexuality?

MaxInDHouse:
So we love everyone that's why we're going to meet them in their homes to teach them all the things God's son commanded.
Clap for yourself. Mind the plank of wood, stick out of your eyes though.

MaxInDHouse:
If you're willing to yield then you're welcome in the midst of JWs we will not flog you but assist you to quit bad habits because all of us have been in that condition before {1 Corinthians 6:9-11} but trying to tell us what you're doing isn't bad? NO! we will not tolerate! 1 Corinthians 5:9-13
Are you normal? Or you are high on something. Mtcheew. I know your closet type
Now tell. What exactly are you insinuating, with saying, if I am willing to yield? What particularly are you trying to get me to yield from? Are you reverse psychology trying to make me into something you very well know I am not, ni, hmm? Nonsense and ingredients. KMFT. I'll show you what kicking the bad habits are. Smh sigh.

I pity you because I was like you before. I was a jerk, jackass, arsehole, hypocrite, scumbag, homophobe and ignoranus all rolled into one, just as you, right now, are
Religion / Re: Daddy Freeze " Saul Conversation To Paul Is Political Not Spiritual" by MuttleyLaff: 4:35pm On Dec 29, 2020
sagenaija:
The video mentioned a number of things.
Which one do you need clarification on?



MuttleyLaff:
The Quran in Surah 10:94, has the good sense to tell Muslims, if they are in doubt, to go ask "People of Book," that is, "People of Book," meaning believers.
Surah Yunus, [10:94]:
فَإِن كُنتَ فِي شَكٍّ مِّمَّا أَنزَلْنَا إِلَيْكَ فَاسْأَلِ الَّذِينَ يَقْرَءُونَ الْكِتَابَ مِن قَبْلِكَ لَقَدْ جَاءَكَ الْحَقُّ مِن رَّبِّكَ فَلَا تَكُونَنَّ مِنَ الْمُمْتَرِينَ

He is dutifully following the advice of the Quran in Surah 10:94, lmso
Religion / Re: "Nigeria Will Be Among The World Powers By the Year 2020" - Bishop David Oyedepo by MuttleyLaff: 4:19pm On Dec 29, 2020
Valkrie:
Who anointed them...Where you there when the said God anointed them..!!
These men just simply open up a business centre and give it a name....nothing like anointing anywhere....all nah wash and game...
few back their up with other things and the gullible think them as demi god...





Padi padi anointing themselves and pastorpreneurs peer validation things going on
Religion / Re: "Nigeria Will Be Among The World Powers By the Year 2020" - Bishop David Oyedepo by MuttleyLaff: 4:08pm On Dec 29, 2020
thrillionaire:
why you so Savage? Lol thought you was a christian
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MuttleyLaff:
... Besides, a time is coming and has now come when the true worshipers will worship the Father in

I cant ever, get tired of typing, that, there'd be less christians, if only more christians, properly & correctly read their bibles.

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Religion / Re: Where Lies The Serpents Deception? Genesis 3 by MuttleyLaff: 3:37pm On Dec 29, 2020
sonmvayina:
I have answered him before...
Janosky, do you hear him now. Please refocus and focus properly next time.
Religion / Re: Is Jesus Same Person As The Father? by MuttleyLaff: 3:33pm On Dec 29, 2020
haddeylium:
We've had this discuss before.
I respect your view on homosexual relationship. But, my own God condemned homosexual relation and not Homosexual folks

MaxInDHouse:
That one expects everyone to welcome his stand on homosexuality.
I have never ever expected anyone to welcome what you call my stand on homosexuality


MuttleyLaff:
This is the beauty of breaking bread and sharing it in opened topics like as this one. Interlocutors bring along food, you eat with them on the table, chew the food but making sure not to swallow the bones but to spit them out, lol

Middle/born, my position, is God is not a "not-known-number" of person. God, as a matter of fact then, is, x-person and so God, in effect is, ∞-persons, as in, meaning, God is infinite or infinity.

God is someone without any bound, without limit, without an end. God is the first and the last, God oxymoronically has no beginning and no end. God is someone bigger and larger than any specified number, even three or trinity. This means, dont put God in a box. It explains why God in His infinite wisdom didnt allow the the word trinity to be printed black and white kokoro out in the Bible, lol

Now going to what you referenced and about the point made by Biblespeaks when he laid bare Matthew 24:36. Well, you've likely, often heard it said, if you want something done right, you have to do it yourself. Something to be done right is exactly what it's all about and so what God did. This is a matter of the classsic diy aka Do-It-Yourself.

God can send Himself on an errand, and did send Himself to earth, in the form of Jesus Christ because God simultaneously can be in more than one place at a time (i.e. God can be in Heaven and on earth, at the same time) Note that, Jesus didnt correct people that addressed Him as God, for example, where and when said: "My Lord, My God" to Him

Christ cannot share the same body with God the father, because God is formless. God has no clear definite shape or size. Jesus Christ is the product of God projecting Himself as a human being in the person of Jesus Christ on earth. Jesus Christ is the visible image of the invisible God. Why does Jesus Christ need to be a human being on earth?. Fundamentally, it is because one needs a human body to lawfully and have a permitted way to legally operate on earth. God is not going to be a law breaker and be breaking Genesis 1:26-28

Now, though Jesus is God, He did not think of equality with God, as something to cling to. Instead, He gave up his divine privileges. He took the humble position of a servant and was born as a human being, and so God appeared on earth, in human form, as in, the person of Jesus Christ, God's Son, which means, it is a guarantee and not rocket science, that fathers will always know things that sons will have no idea or knowledge of.

This isnt news anymore

Speak for yourself

MaxInDHouse:
If you observe his disposition on TRINITY you'll see that Muttleylaff is taking side not because he agreed with the way others defined TRINITY he's just looking for where to pitch his (homosexuality) tent and of course TRINITY the mother of all false religion will give him and his likes a place to pitch their tent {Revelation 17:1-6} unlike JWs where such habit is not welcomed! 1Corinthians 5:9-13 smiley
My position is not a secret. It is on public domain knowledge, just as you can seen above what my position on TRINITY is.

You introduced the subject of homosexuality on to this thread for cheap and underhand clout chasing, after losing ground and thereafter failing to answer the easy, peasy, lemon, squeezy, simple, harmless, innocent straightforward questions I asked you. I sleep peacefully at night with both eyes rested and not bothered about anyone's sexuality, and so have no need nor desires to be pitching anything.

"Ojo niwa, ao bẹnikan sọta o. Ẹni, eji ri, leji npa" loosely translated means "I am water, that has no enemy. Rainwater falls indiscriminately on everyone and all"
Religion / Re: Where Lies The Serpents Deception? Genesis 3 by MuttleyLaff: 2:42pm On Dec 29, 2020
sagenaija:
It is clear that some here are not really interested in concrete study of scripture but want to superimpose their 'theology' on scripture.

It is crystal clear that except it comes from the pulpiss it would not get some, really interested in concrete factual study of scripture, they rather stick with their learned superimposed "theology" on scripture
Religion / Re: Is Jesus Same Person As The Father? by MuttleyLaff: 2:15pm On Dec 29, 2020
haddeylium:
We've had this discuss before.
I respect your view on homosexual relationship. But, my own God condemned homosexual relation and not Homosexual folks
I respect yours too, and can live with it without like you do, going out of my way to bring up the subject, mention you or involve you in, but why then do you think its necessary that you have to bring up the subject every now or then and even worse, mention me when you do bring it up, hmm?

Its not that you see my proselytising converts to homosexuality, or give out registration forms for homosexuals to apply for membership with, so why the low belt punches, hmm?

You keep harping saying that "[i]my own God condemned homosexual relation and not Homosexual folks[/I]" but when you are asked to explicitly state what exactly in homosexuality is being condemned, you bottled up and zip your lips, saying nothing clear and definite nor anything backed up with convincing scripture that could be put under the microscope and clinically verified whether your interpretation is biblically correct and right
Religion / Re: Is Jesus Same Person As The Father? by MuttleyLaff: 1:55pm On Dec 29, 2020
haddeylium:
[s]Akolade, I gave you my God's view on homosexuality. Haddeylium God disapproved it.
Mutteylaff stated his.

what's your God's view on homosexuality?

what's you[/s]

MuttleyLaff:
What is MuttleyLaff's "God approved Homosexual relationship"?

What specifically does Haddeylium's God disapprove in it and/or of it?

God's say on homosexual relation is the same as His say on heterosexual relationship, if you know otherwise please share what is different and present scripture for backing as proof or evidence
Religion / Re: Is Jesus Same Person As The Father? by MuttleyLaff: 1:53pm On Dec 29, 2020
achorladey:
This people ehn, his taskmaster didn't see a better example among those that are not expected to inherit God's kingdom but picked HOMOSEXUALS and went ahead to state they will be taught in God's kingdom that Homosexuality is not God's moral standards.

The problem becomes how come that homosexual gain entrance into God's kingdom, retain his homosexual lifestyle grin cheesy grin in that Kingdom and needs to be taught to change that lifestyle grin grin grin in that kingdom grin grin grin?
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Religion / Re: "Nigeria Will Be Among The World Powers By the Year 2020" - Bishop David Oyedepo by MuttleyLaff: 1:38pm On Dec 29, 2020
Janosky:
grin grin grin grin grin Bros, you wan spoil market for your fellow 3 triune spirits devotees Pastorpreneurs?
You quite know you are fooling yourself saying the Pastorpreneurs are my fellow 3 triune spirits devotees, dont you, hmm?

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Religion / Re: Is Jesus Same Person As The Father? by MuttleyLaff: 1:36pm On Dec 29, 2020
haddeylium:
Mutteylaff's God approved Homosexual relationship
What is MuttleyLaff's "God approved Homosexual relationship"?

haddeylium:
Haddeylium's God disapproved it.
What specifically does Haddeylium's God disapprove in it and/or of it?

haddeylium:
So, I answered your question.

My turn, what's your God say on homosexual relation?
God's say on homosexual relation is the same as His say on heterosexual relationship, if you know otherwise please share what is different and present scripture for backing as proof or evidence.
Religion / Re: Is Jesus Same Person As The Father? by MuttleyLaff: 12:59pm On Dec 29, 2020
haddeylium:
Don't mind those people calling you despicable apostates jare.

So, what's your opinion on Homosexuality?
let those following this thread learn
It would be the same stand God has with heterosexuality
Religion / Re: Is Jesus Same Person As The Father? by MuttleyLaff: 12:57pm On Dec 29, 2020
Janosky:
Isaiah 42:1 and 61:1. (Compare Matthew 12:15-18. Acts 3:13).
Is Jesus Christ, Isaiah , Peter & Matthew lying?

Bros, no dey DECEIVE yourself joor
grin cheesy

Janosky:
Exodus 3:14-15 validates Acts 3:13. Matt12:15-18.

John 8:18-19
I am one who testifies for myself; my other witness is the Father, who sent me.”

19 Then they asked him, “Where is your father?”

“You do not know me or my Father,” Jesus replied. “If you knew me, you would know my Father also.”
Bros Muttley, Jesus Christ says you know not him or you know NOT his Father


John 8:58 is Christendom's fictitious twist.
Why not grow a real pair and do justice to these at least two for now easy peasy lemon squeezy, innocent, harmless, straightforward questions nah:
1/ Are you saying it is hard, difficult, impossible and beyond God to send Himself on an errand as a Messenger to earth?
2/ Are you saying it is hard, difficult, impossible and beyond God to project out from Himself to then after concurrently exist in two places?
Religion / Re: Is Jesus Same Person As The Father? by MuttleyLaff: 12:57pm On Dec 29, 2020
MaxInDHouse:
So far it's possible for your god to claim he created one male and one female, joined them together as man and wife, then goes on again to approve homosexuality (same sex marriage).
Certainly your god can do anything without considering how it will confuse it's worshipers! cheesy
Since you want to so bad bring in talking of homosexuality, please honestly, sincerely and thrufthfully answer these easy peasy lemon squeezy, innocent, harmless, straightforward questions:
1/ Does God approve of all heterosexual (i.e. opposite sex relationships)?
2/ Are you saying it is hard, difficult, impossible and beyond God to send Himself on an errand as a Messenger to earth?
3/ Are you saying it is hard, difficult, impossible and beyond God to project out from Himself to then after concurrently exist in two places?
Religion / Re: Where Lies The Serpents Deception? Genesis 3 by MuttleyLaff: 12:52pm On Dec 29, 2020
petra1:
The bible was clear enough for every one. Youre standing alone on your theory. If not you'll be able to site works of scholars and translations that agree with this idea of yours
You want to pretend that you havent read the pasted in quote writing from answersingenesis.org done by Dr. Terry Mortenson on May 2, 2007; last featured November 24, 2015, hmm?

I quoted an excerpt of Dr Terry Mortenson work and left the website link for if you are interested to read further details on it

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Religion / Re: Where Lies The Serpents Deception? Genesis 3 by MuttleyLaff: 11:47am On Dec 29, 2020
Janosky:
The ancient nation of Israel under the guidance of Moses , the Judges and the Prophets after him (Moses), have no business with the so called 'Star of David'.
Bros, Nothing Scriptural about it.

IMHO, the Star of David is a symbol of the zionist movement.
Why not say this to sonmvayina then? Why me?
Religion / Re: Is Jesus Same Person As The Father? by MuttleyLaff: 11:44am On Dec 29, 2020
MaxInDHouse:
According to Trinitarians JEHOVAH is the messenger who SENT himself!
[s]No wonder they can't come to agreement on the same mode of worship, they have to SCATTER into what they call DENOMINATIONS! Luke 11:23 cheesy[/s]
1/ Are you saying it is hard, difficult, impossible and beyond God to send Himself on an errand as a Messenger to earth?
2/ Are you saying it is hard, difficult, impossible and beyond God to project out from Himself to then after concurrently exist in two places?

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Religion / Re: Where Lies The Serpents Deception? Genesis 3 by MuttleyLaff: 11:38am On Dec 29, 2020
petra1:
It doesn't matter. Its the meaning of the phrase that count
It mattered to you enough to what to make a case with both words, try to hard to make phrase count and mean what your preconceived idea was with them
Celebrities / Re: Toke Makinwa: 'If You Know My Husband, Tell Him He Is So Lucky For Having Me' by MuttleyLaff: 11:33am On Dec 29, 2020
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright...
Vaginal people...they always think the world revolves round their gadmnnn ass
Seeking attention

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Religion / Re: Where Lies The Serpents Deception? Genesis 3 by MuttleyLaff: 11:19am On Dec 29, 2020
Janosky:
Bros, where you see am for your Bible that "The bright morning Star na 2 triangle opposite each other?
cheesy
Bros, paste in here an image or picture of the star of David on the Israeli flag please nah and let's peer review it together.
I am 10001% sure you didnt closely follow the thread of the post before jumping in feet first to comment about the star
Religion / Re: Where Lies The Serpents Deception? Genesis 3 by MuttleyLaff: 10:53am On Dec 29, 2020
sonmvayina:
Life is all there is..life is a circle..when you die in the physical ir means your spirit seperate from its abode, ie the physical body made from dust. The spirit goes to the spiritual realm while the body goes to the earth(back to default) when somebody dies in the spiritual or spiritual death means somebody is born in the flesh...it is a circle..

The star of David on the israeli flage means "as above so bellow"
www.nairaland.com/attachments/12468982_fc1cb4e7d018740252f6699c101969dd_jpeg0e05290ad3a46e0c26dc36b60b38941a
Is it a hidden code or is it a coincidence that the 6-pointed star of David on the Israeli flag is the sign of the Anti-Christ, hmm?
Religion / Re: Where Lies The Serpents Deception? Genesis 3 by MuttleyLaff: 10:37am On Dec 29, 2020
petra1:
If its a progressive death. He won't emphasize "that day" its instantaneous experience.

Contemporary English Version
except the one that has the power to let you know the difference between right and wrong. If you eat any fruit from that tree, you will die before the day is over!

Good News Translation
except the tree that gives knowledge of what is good and what is bad. You must not eat the fruit of that tree; if you do, you will die the same day."
Should in case you dont realise, "that" and/or "same" aren't even in the original Hebrew text for the word(s) to be emphasised

petra1:
Its not true. Hebrews refers to instant death.
Can you give a translations that suport your suggestion or a Bible authority

answersingenesis.org
by Dr. Terry Mortenson
on May 2, 2007; last featured November 24, 2015

So, from all this we conclude that the construction “dying you shall die” and beyôm in Genesis 2:17 do not require us to conclude that God was warning that “the very day you eat from the tree is the exact same day that you will die physically.”

The Hebrew wording of Genesis 2:17 allows for a time lapse between the instantaneous spiritual death on that sad day of disobedience and the later physical death (which certainly did happen, just as God said, but for Adam it was 930 years later). As Scripture consistently teaches, both kinds of death (spiritual and physical) are the consequence of Adam’s rebellion.

https://answersingenesis.org/death-before-sin/genesis-2-17-you-shall-surely-die/
Religion / Re: Is Jesus Same Person As The Father? by MuttleyLaff: 9:23am On Dec 29, 2020
MuttleyLaff:

When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser, lmso

MaxInDHouse:
Sorry Sir, go and worship with your kind! Psalms 1:1 wink
Religion / Re: Where Lies The Serpents Deception? Genesis 3 by MuttleyLaff: 9:05am On Dec 29, 2020
petra1:
If its a progressive death. He won't emphasize "that day" its instantaneous experience.
The operative word "to" in the "to die" Hebrew original saying, disqualifies any consideration of instantaneousness.

The emphasis is on the action, meaning, the way or manner of death on that day. When they ate the fruit on that, their dormant mortality clock came alive and began the tick tock countdown of them now being subjected to death. They immediately severed spiritual connection with God, meaning they quite alright experienced spiritual death, but physical death 930 years later, progressively and eventually caught up with Adam and then he died, making the prophecy come true full.

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Religion / Re: . by MuttleyLaff: 8:45am On Dec 29, 2020
Bodydiialect57:
Very healthy post.
Thank you.
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Soft work.
I forgot to add, take 2 teaspoonful of virgin olive oil on an empty stomach first thing in the morning or last thing at night before going to bed. Do it for at least up to 4 weeks

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Religion / Re: Is Jesus Same Person As The Father? by MuttleyLaff: 7:49am On Dec 29, 2020
MaxInDHouse:
[s]Any angel can say exactly what Jesus said at John 8:58 because they all existed before Adam talkless Abraham. Those unbelieving Jews just don't want to accept the credentials of the Messiah, according to the scriptures the Messiah has been in existence long ago even before the creation of the earth.
So if Jesus say "i've been existing before Abraham" it doesn't mean he is referring to himself as JEHOVAH! smiley[/s]

MuttleyLaff:

Thank you for the laffs

... but no angels ever said or dare say what Jesus said at John 8:58 because even if they all existed before Adam talkless Abraham, they won't be making any point with saying it.

@MaxInDHouse
1/ If Yahshua Ha Mashiah aka Jesus Christ, God Incarnate, our Lord and Saviour of the whole wide world, were to right now, repeat John 8:58, would you, join in picking up stones to throw at Him too?
2/ What to your honest, sincere and truthful knowledge and/or awareness was the stated reason given by the people for picking up stones to throw at Yahshua Ha Mashiah aka Jesus Christ, God Incarnate, our Lord and Saviour of the whole wide world, lmso?

MaxInDHouse:
[s]Never mind, go sort yourself with homosexuality first!
If you want Jesus to be the Almighty God you're free to do that so go and get the benefits of your faith Sir! smiley[/s]

When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser, lmso

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Education / Re: Deeper Life High School Suspends Solomon Ndidi Over Molestation Of Pupil by MuttleyLaff: 7:37am On Dec 29, 2020
BlowYourMind:
[s]The woman is evil looking for unnecessary publicity, what measure has she taken in house with the school board members before unnecessary outburst, she should have seek redress with the school management before going public, I even heard that the state superintendent in Deeper Life, an old man came kneeling down for her in the hospital. I guess that was what really made the commissioner so bitter against her, the woman is evil. [/s]
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I am sure you wouldnt be spewing this garbage if it was you who was sodomised with inserting fingers, pushed up your arse at school where you enrolled in to get a good solid education and not bargained to be buggered anally

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Religion / Re: Is Jesus Same Person As The Father? by MuttleyLaff: 7:28am On Dec 29, 2020
MaxInDHouse:
Any angel can say exactly what Jesus said at John 8:58 because they all existed before Adam talkless Abraham.

Thank you for the laffs

... but no angels ever said or dare say what Jesus said at John 8:58 because even if they all existed before Adam talkless Abraham, they won't be making any point with saying it.

MaxInDHouse:
[s]Those unbelieving Jews just don't want to accept the credentials of the Messiah, according to the scriptures the Messiah has been in existence long ago even before the creation of the earth.
So if Jesus say "i've been existing before Abraham" it doesn't mean he is referring to himself as JEHOVAH![/s] smiley
@MaxInDHouse
1/ If Yahshua Ha Mashiah aka Jesus Christ, God Incarnate, our Lord and Saviour of the whole wide world, were to right now, repeat John 8:58, would you, join in picking up stones to throw at Him too?
2/ What to your honest, sincere and truthful knowledge and/or awareness was the stated reason given by the people for picking up stones to throw at Yahshua Ha Mashiah aka Jesus Christ, God Incarnate, our Lord and Saviour of the whole wide world, lmso?
Religion / Re: Is Jesus Same Person As The Father? by MuttleyLaff: 6:13am On Dec 29, 2020
DiscipleFaith:
[s]Jesus is not God. And he is also not his own Father. That just clearly doesn't make any sense even if many people claim this to be true. Jesus said that he is the SON of God. He never claimed to be God. The Bible even says that Jesus is sitting to the right hand of God in heaven. How must he be sitting next to himself? It just doesn't work out.

And to believe this also often comes with many misconceptions about what Jesus really taught us. He told us to become like him! To be born again, receive the Spirit of God and to walk holy just as he did. Always doing the will of God. So Jesus actually should be our brother, and we should be one with God just as he is! This is his message and the way for us to be truly free![/s]
"51Truly, truly I say to you, if anyone keeps My words, he shall not see death forever."
52Then the Jews said to Him, "Now we know that You have a demon. Abraham and the prophets died; yet You say, 'If anyone keeps My words, he shall not taste of death forever. '
53Are You greater than our father Abraham who died? And the prophets, who died? Who do You make Yourself to be?"
54Jesus answered, "If I glorify Myself, My glory is nothing. It is My Father Who glorifies Me, of Whom you say that He is your God.
55Yet you have not known Him; but I know Him. And if I say that I do not know Him, I shall be a liar, like you. But I know Him, and I keep His Word.
56Abraham your father was overjoyed to see My day; and he saw it, and rejoiced."
57Then the Jews said to Him, "You are not even fifty years old, and You have seen Abraham?"
58Jesus said to them,
"Truly, truly I say to you, before Abraham was born, I AM."

59Then they picked up stones to throw at Him. But Jesus concealed Himself and went out of the temple, passing through the midst of them, and in this manner departed.
"
- John 8:51-5

@DiscipleFaith, if Yahshua Ha Mashiah aka Jesus Christ, God Incarnate, our Lord and Saviour of the whole wide world, were to right now, repeat John 8:58, would you join in picking up stones to throw at Him too?

MaxInDHouse:
Another Jehovah witness spotted! grin
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Religion / Re: . by MuttleyLaff: 6:06am On Dec 29, 2020
atom080:
the disease is called IRRITABLE BOWEL SYNDROME(IBS).
the symptoms are usually stomach pain early in the morning, stomach rumbling and diarrhoea(defeacating at least 3X a day)
.
i've used all recommended drugs and herbs yet no changes. of course i do pray. it has infected me more than 2 yrs now.
it is really affecting me.
.
for those with the gift of healing pls help me pray for healing.
pls i needed a miracle right now!

czarina:
Switch to a plant-based diet. All your symptoms will disappear if you stick with it.
@czarina is right.

atom080:
you mean i should become a vegetarian?

czarina:
something like that. Opt for legumes/whole grains, vegetables, fruits. Keep processed oil minimal or avoid completely if possible. Also stay away from dairy/animal byproducts and all forms of processed "food".

Drink plenty of water/fresh juices if possible. Your overall health will thank you for it.


If on Facebook, join Forks Over Knives Official Facebook Group and Whole Food Plant-based Nutrition.

People have reversed similar and even worse conditions with diet.

@atom080
If this has affected you for more than 2 yrs now, I am certain that if investigated the cause of your second brain becoming affected is due to not being far from any of the undermentioned reason(s):
1/ Abuse of using antibiotic drugs like flucloxacillin, dicloxacillin, Flucloxacillin/Flumox et cetera as a result of self medication for whatever it is they are trying to cure themselves of or get better from.

One thing about Naija, is that they have an indiscriminate culture self medicating themselves and dont realise that what antibiotic drugs does is that it kills all bacteria/germs in the stomach/gut, meaning, antibiotics don't care whether its good or bad bacteria. They kill both and all off, lmso.

Now we need good bacteria/germs in our stomach, because its them who further break down the food we've eaten into and convert them into small soluble chemicals that can be absorbed by our stomach's walls and the villi located in the small intestine as "fuel" into our bloodstream, but when the antibiotics have killed off all the good bacteria in the stomach, gut and/or intestines then yawa go gas. Yawa go gas (i.e. trouble) because since the destroyed good bacteria haven't been replaced, this will give rise to indigestion, diarrhoea et cetera as a result of the absence of the good bacteria to aid the process of digesting food eaten

The abnormal use of antibiotics also will be a right suspect for the gastrointestinal upset symptoms you described.

2/ Pinpointing what’s behind your described "stomach pain early in the morning" can be, on the face of it, be hard to do, but the pointer still looks in the direction of destroyed good germs/bacteria and/or the damage of the stomach lining from overuse of anti-inflammatory drugs like aspirin, ibuprofen et cetera. I am guessing that helicobacter pylori (i.e. bad germ) has flourished in your stomach due to the absence of good germs

3/ Stomach rumbling, could be down to quite a few reasons, which are, it's caused from hurriedly eating, as in meaning not chewing food properly and long enough before swallowing. Chewing food with mouth not closed, hence taking in gulps of air, which upon getting in the stomach cause the rubbling aside this also could just be gaseous emissions coming from indigestible food in the stomach

4/ Diarrhoea, as in meaning, unusually doing the business at least 3x a day, simply put, likely is just a side effects from using self medicated/administering drugs for whatever reason they were taken for. You, if honest and truthful to yourself, will know your medical history and all you've adventured into.


MuttleyLaff:
...Nope, it just stank sky high of mockery

Smh, I wish I could share something so profound and mind boggling with you. The epiphany of it will cause you to drop all that three silly notions you naively advanced on here.

Let me step back a bit for you, before wrapping this post up. Are you aware of, asides the sexy sensual and beautiful physique of our bodies, how intricately wonderfully and fearfully made are our human bodies erhn? Have you noticed that, just before you cut your finger nail, how already there is flesh underneath on standby waiting to grow out, hmm? Well, that isnt my point. Here it is, do you know that our body, everything about it, internal organs and all, are designed with capabilities to self heal, hmm?

People, including me, have had ailments heal by itself and without medications, just prayer. People have had damaged organs repaired and/or regrown by itself without medicines/drugs. Sometimes, its just an ordinary health lifestyle change(s) that triggers the healing journey. Even fasting and praying, actually does similar to and because the body and its organs get a rest from bombardment of toxins, poisons, garbage we ingest, lmso. Oh well, information overload, so I'll take a bow, right here. Ciao, lmso.



"6Then the people of Judah came to Joshua at Gilgal. Caleb, son of Jephunneh and grandson of Kenaz, said to him, "You know what the LORD said to Moses, the man of God, at Kadesh Barnea about you and me.
7I was 40 years old when the LORD's servant Moses sent me from Kadesh Barnea to explore the land. I reported to him exactly what I thought.
8But my companions discouraged the people. However, I was completely loyal to the LORD my God.
9On that day Moses swore this oath: 'The land your feet walked on will be a permanent inheritance for you and your descendants because you were completely loyal to the LORD my God.'
10"So look at me. The LORD has kept me alive as he promised. It's been 45 years since Israel wandered in the desert when the LORD made this promise to Moses. So now look at me today. I'm 85 years old.
11I'm still as fit to go to war now as I was when Moses sent me out.
12Now give me this mountain region which the LORD spoke of that day. You heard that the people of Anak are still there and that they have large, fortified cities. If the LORD is with me, I can force them out, as he promised
."
- Joshua 14:6-12



What is the way forward

I like travels a lot, whether its south, east, west or north I go, the bible always is my home, so please pardon my bible reference(s), but sha you did drop this post in the Religion forum so shouldn't be bible verse averse then, lmso

I dropped Joshua 14:6-12 above because I realised a long time ago that it has to be lifestyle choices, what made 85 year Caleb be a strong as he was over 40 years ago, lmso.

czarina has given good hints which I am pleased with and so will contribute to give more value to what czarina has emphasised with the following "What is the way forward":
1/ Digestion starts in the mouth. Chew food at least 20 times in the mouth, masticate it slowly and with the generous saliva before swallowing. This relieves the stomach from undue work of breaking down the food into smaller bit for absorption, hence reduction in stomach rumbling et cetera
2/ Chew food with mouth closed so you dont take in air, that would lead to bloating, farting from trying to rid the air et cetera
3/ Stop taking unsupervised medication. Quit indiscriminate over the counter self medication
4/ If you want to remain healthy, then begin to be preparing your fried foods with the absolute minimum oil/fat content. Step in to the future where all your fried treats can be made with little to no oil, using an oil less fryer
5/ Introduce living organisms aka probiotic (i.e. good germs/friendly bacteria) back into your stomach. You can acquire it from regularly taking fermented foods, like yogurt, kefir, kombucha, sauerkraut, pickles et cetera. They not only provide health benefits when consumed, but generally help with improving or restoring the gut flora, lmso.
6/ Increase your intake of fiber, drink plenty of water preferably using glasses or similar and if it can be helped, not plastics
7/ Regularly deworm yourself, to get rid of intestinal parasitic worms and their larvae, generally found in contaminated food and water
8/ Embrace fasting (i.e. Matthew 17:21 and Mark 9:29)
9/ Introduce cumin, ginger, coriander, turmeric, cloves, cinnamon, crushed cloves of garlic, pumpkin seeds, black pepper aka peppercorn et cetera in your cuisine
10/ Rest. Dont overwork yourself lmso

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Religion / Re: Where Lies The Serpents Deception? Genesis 3 by MuttleyLaff: 5:03am On Dec 29, 2020
petra1:
Maybe you missed this in my post. From strongs concordance
". . .surely, x very suddenly. . . "
"Sin came into the world through one man, and his sin brought death with it.
As a result, death has spread to the whole human race because everyone has sinned.
"
- Romans 5:12

"So you see, just as death came into the world through a man,
now the resurrection from the dead has begun through another man.
"
- 1 Corinthians 15:21

Maybe you missed that I crossed out "very suddenly" in your post. You are parking in ordinarily "muth" when the verse focused on "muth muth" Besides, "very suddenly. . ." in that Strong's Concordance excerpt, has a prepended "X" to it. The "X" means, "very suddenly. . ." when used or taken into consideration, multiples the original meaning of the word, it now is trying to associate with.

wikipedia:
Hebrew[edit]
Hebrew has two infinitives, the infinitive absolute and the infinitive construct. The infinitive construct is used after prepositions and is inflected with pronominal endings to indicate its subject or object: bikhtōbh hassōphēr "when the scribe wrote", ahare lekhtō "after his going". When the infinitive construct is preceded by ל‎ (lə-, li-, lā-, lo-) "to", it has a similar meaning to the English to-infinitive, and this is its most frequent use in Modern Hebrew. The infinitive absolute is used for verb focus and emphasis, like in מות ימות‎ mōth yāmūth (literally "a dying he will die"; figuratively, "he shall indeed/surely die'').[6] This usage is commonplace in the Bible, but in Modern Hebrew it is restricted to high-register literary works.

Note, however, that the to-infinitive of Hebrew is not the dictionary form; that is the third person singular past form.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infinitive

You need to become familiar with Hebrew infinitive absolute construct

The scripture clearly states that through one man death came into the world. From reading Romans 5:12 & 1 Corinthians 15:21, what death do you think Genesis 2:17 is talking of and that true to form, did so happen to man?

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