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Religion / Re: Is Jesus Same Person As The Father? by MuttleyLaff: 6:56pm On Dec 29, 2020 |
MaxInDHouse:Good, precisely about what? MaxInDHouse:1/ What exactly do JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES and/or you detests in homosexuality? 2/ What exactly does God detest in homosexuality and please back up your answering with correctly and properly interpreted scripture? 3/ What specifically is evil in homosexuality? MaxInDHouse:Clap for yourself. Mind the plank of wood, stick out of your eyes though. MaxInDHouse:Are you normal? Or you are high on something. Mtcheew. I know your closet type Now tell. What exactly are you insinuating, with saying, if I am willing to yield? What particularly are you trying to get me to yield from? Are you reverse psychology trying to make me into something you very well know I am not, ni, hmm? Nonsense and ingredients. KMFT. I'll show you what kicking the bad habits are. Smh sigh. I pity you because I was like you before. I was a jerk, jackass, arsehole, hypocrite, scumbag, homophobe and ignoranus all rolled into one, just as you, right now, are |
Religion / Re: Daddy Freeze " Saul Conversation To Paul Is Political Not Spiritual" by MuttleyLaff: 4:35pm On Dec 29, 2020 |
sagenaija: MuttleyLaff:Surah Yunus, [10:94]: فَإِن كُنتَ فِي شَكٍّ مِّمَّا أَنزَلْنَا إِلَيْكَ فَاسْأَلِ الَّذِينَ يَقْرَءُونَ الْكِتَابَ مِن قَبْلِكَ لَقَدْ جَاءَكَ الْحَقُّ مِن رَّبِّكَ فَلَا تَكُونَنَّ مِنَ الْمُمْتَرِينَ He is dutifully following the advice of the Quran in Surah 10:94, lmso |
Religion / Re: "Nigeria Will Be Among The World Powers By the Year 2020" - Bishop David Oyedepo by MuttleyLaff: 4:19pm On Dec 29, 2020 |
Valkrie: Padi padi anointing themselves and pastorpreneurs peer validation things going on |
Religion / Re: "Nigeria Will Be Among The World Powers By the Year 2020" - Bishop David Oyedepo by MuttleyLaff: 4:08pm On Dec 29, 2020 |
thrillionaire:[img]https://media./images/68dfe7a098b9f2a575413e2a39321ad9/tenor.gif[/img] MuttleyLaff: 1 Like |
Religion / Re: Where Lies The Serpents Deception? Genesis 3 by MuttleyLaff: 3:37pm On Dec 29, 2020 |
sonmvayina:Janosky, do you hear him now. Please refocus and focus properly next time. |
Religion / Re: Is Jesus Same Person As The Father? by MuttleyLaff: 3:33pm On Dec 29, 2020 |
haddeylium: MaxInDHouse:I have never ever expected anyone to welcome what you call my stand on homosexuality MuttleyLaff: MaxInDHouse:My position is not a secret. It is on public domain knowledge, just as you can seen above what my position on TRINITY is. You introduced the subject of homosexuality on to this thread for cheap and underhand clout chasing, after losing ground and thereafter failing to answer the easy, peasy, lemon, squeezy, simple, harmless, innocent straightforward questions I asked you. I sleep peacefully at night with both eyes rested and not bothered about anyone's sexuality, and so have no need nor desires to be pitching anything. "Ojo niwa, ao bẹnikan sọta o. Ẹni, eji ri, leji npa" loosely translated means "I am water, that has no enemy. Rainwater falls indiscriminately on everyone and all" |
Religion / Re: Where Lies The Serpents Deception? Genesis 3 by MuttleyLaff: 2:42pm On Dec 29, 2020 |
sagenaija: It is crystal clear that except it comes from the pulpiss it would not get some, really interested in concrete factual study of scripture, they rather stick with their learned superimposed "theology" on scripture |
Religion / Re: Is Jesus Same Person As The Father? by MuttleyLaff: 2:15pm On Dec 29, 2020 |
haddeylium:I respect yours too, and can live with it without like you do, going out of my way to bring up the subject, mention you or involve you in, but why then do you think its necessary that you have to bring up the subject every now or then and even worse, mention me when you do bring it up, hmm? Its not that you see my proselytising converts to homosexuality, or give out registration forms for homosexuals to apply for membership with, so why the low belt punches, hmm? You keep harping saying that "[i]my own God condemned homosexual relation and not Homosexual folks[/I]" but when you are asked to explicitly state what exactly in homosexuality is being condemned, you bottled up and zip your lips, saying nothing clear and definite nor anything backed up with convincing scripture that could be put under the microscope and clinically verified whether your interpretation is biblically correct and right |
Religion / Re: Is Jesus Same Person As The Father? by MuttleyLaff: 1:55pm On Dec 29, 2020 |
haddeylium: MuttleyLaff: |
Religion / Re: Is Jesus Same Person As The Father? by MuttleyLaff: 1:53pm On Dec 29, 2020 |
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Religion / Re: "Nigeria Will Be Among The World Powers By the Year 2020" - Bishop David Oyedepo by MuttleyLaff: 1:38pm On Dec 29, 2020 |
Janosky:You quite know you are fooling yourself saying the Pastorpreneurs are my fellow 3 triune spirits devotees, dont you, hmm? 2 Likes |
Religion / Re: Is Jesus Same Person As The Father? by MuttleyLaff: 1:36pm On Dec 29, 2020 |
haddeylium:What is MuttleyLaff's "God approved Homosexual relationship"? haddeylium:What specifically does Haddeylium's God disapprove in it and/or of it? haddeylium:God's say on homosexual relation is the same as His say on heterosexual relationship, if you know otherwise please share what is different and present scripture for backing as proof or evidence. |
Religion / Re: Is Jesus Same Person As The Father? by MuttleyLaff: 12:59pm On Dec 29, 2020 |
haddeylium:It would be the same stand God has with heterosexuality |
Religion / Re: Is Jesus Same Person As The Father? by MuttleyLaff: 12:57pm On Dec 29, 2020 |
Janosky: Janosky:Why not grow a real pair and do justice to these at least two for now easy peasy lemon squeezy, innocent, harmless, straightforward questions nah: 1/ Are you saying it is hard, difficult, impossible and beyond God to send Himself on an errand as a Messenger to earth? 2/ Are you saying it is hard, difficult, impossible and beyond God to project out from Himself to then after concurrently exist in two places? |
Religion / Re: Is Jesus Same Person As The Father? by MuttleyLaff: 12:57pm On Dec 29, 2020 |
MaxInDHouse:Since you want to so bad bring in talking of homosexuality, please honestly, sincerely and thrufthfully answer these easy peasy lemon squeezy, innocent, harmless, straightforward questions: 1/ Does God approve of all heterosexual (i.e. opposite sex relationships)? 2/ Are you saying it is hard, difficult, impossible and beyond God to send Himself on an errand as a Messenger to earth? 3/ Are you saying it is hard, difficult, impossible and beyond God to project out from Himself to then after concurrently exist in two places? |
Religion / Re: Where Lies The Serpents Deception? Genesis 3 by MuttleyLaff: 12:52pm On Dec 29, 2020 |
petra1:You want to pretend that you havent read the pasted in quote writing from answersingenesis.org done by Dr. Terry Mortenson on May 2, 2007; last featured November 24, 2015, hmm? I quoted an excerpt of Dr Terry Mortenson work and left the website link for if you are interested to read further details on it 1 Like |
Religion / Re: Where Lies The Serpents Deception? Genesis 3 by MuttleyLaff: 11:47am On Dec 29, 2020 |
Janosky:Why not say this to sonmvayina then? Why me? |
Religion / Re: Is Jesus Same Person As The Father? by MuttleyLaff: 11:44am On Dec 29, 2020 |
MaxInDHouse:1/ Are you saying it is hard, difficult, impossible and beyond God to send Himself on an errand as a Messenger to earth? 2/ Are you saying it is hard, difficult, impossible and beyond God to project out from Himself to then after concurrently exist in two places? 1 Like |
Religion / Re: Where Lies The Serpents Deception? Genesis 3 by MuttleyLaff: 11:38am On Dec 29, 2020 |
petra1:It mattered to you enough to what to make a case with both words, try to hard to make phrase count and mean what your preconceived idea was with them |
Celebrities / Re: Toke Makinwa: 'If You Know My Husband, Tell Him He Is So Lucky For Having Me' by MuttleyLaff: 11:33am On Dec 29, 2020 |
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Religion / Re: Where Lies The Serpents Deception? Genesis 3 by MuttleyLaff: 11:19am On Dec 29, 2020 |
Janosky:Bros, paste in here an image or picture of the star of David on the Israeli flag please nah and let's peer review it together. I am 10001% sure you didnt closely follow the thread of the post before jumping in feet first to comment about the star |
Religion / Re: Where Lies The Serpents Deception? Genesis 3 by MuttleyLaff: 10:53am On Dec 29, 2020 |
sonmvayina:www.nairaland.com/attachments/12468982_fc1cb4e7d018740252f6699c101969dd_jpeg0e05290ad3a46e0c26dc36b60b38941a Is it a hidden code or is it a coincidence that the 6-pointed star of David on the Israeli flag is the sign of the Anti-Christ, hmm? |
Religion / Re: Where Lies The Serpents Deception? Genesis 3 by MuttleyLaff: 10:37am On Dec 29, 2020 |
petra1:Should in case you dont realise, "that" and/or "same" aren't even in the original Hebrew text for the word(s) to be emphasised petra1: answersingenesis.org |
Religion / Re: Is Jesus Same Person As The Father? by MuttleyLaff: 9:23am On Dec 29, 2020 |
MuttleyLaff: MaxInDHouse: |
Religion / Re: Where Lies The Serpents Deception? Genesis 3 by MuttleyLaff: 9:05am On Dec 29, 2020 |
petra1:The operative word "to" in the "to die" Hebrew original saying, disqualifies any consideration of instantaneousness. The emphasis is on the action, meaning, the way or manner of death on that day. When they ate the fruit on that, their dormant mortality clock came alive and began the tick tock countdown of them now being subjected to death. They immediately severed spiritual connection with God, meaning they quite alright experienced spiritual death, but physical death 930 years later, progressively and eventually caught up with Adam and then he died, making the prophecy come true full. 1 Like |
Religion / Re: . by MuttleyLaff: 8:45am On Dec 29, 2020 |
Bodydiialect57:[img]https://media1./images/0231ce01bd7fce51b82d143924cb3cfd/tenor.gif[/img] Soft work. I forgot to add, take 2 teaspoonful of virgin olive oil on an empty stomach first thing in the morning or last thing at night before going to bed. Do it for at least up to 4 weeks 1 Like |
Religion / Re: Is Jesus Same Person As The Father? by MuttleyLaff: 7:49am On Dec 29, 2020 |
MaxInDHouse: MuttleyLaff: MaxInDHouse: When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser, lmso 1 Like |
Education / Re: Deeper Life High School Suspends Solomon Ndidi Over Molestation Of Pupil by MuttleyLaff: 7:37am On Dec 29, 2020 |
BlowYourMind:www.nairaland.com/attachments/10828733_108216041061887498470144ed5f239f7714775b2c8e68090bd24fdjpegjpeg2d5db1e92ec45e20eaa09e6153ee24c1jpegjpege7504aa40b2b02b420ec037c13664b6bjpeg2827741ecc492f9c10e341b2b25cafcb_jpegddb3f1a07c36556422d5d472d0d200f9 I am sure you wouldnt be spewing this garbage if it was you who was sodomised with inserting fingers, pushed up your arse at school where you enrolled in to get a good solid education and not bargained to be buggered anally 8 Likes 1 Share |
Religion / Re: Is Jesus Same Person As The Father? by MuttleyLaff: 7:28am On Dec 29, 2020 |
MaxInDHouse: Thank you for the laffs ... but no angels ever said or dare say what Jesus said at John 8:58 because even if they all existed before Adam talkless Abraham, they won't be making any point with saying it. MaxInDHouse:@MaxInDHouse 1/ If Yahshua Ha Mashiah aka Jesus Christ, God Incarnate, our Lord and Saviour of the whole wide world, were to right now, repeat John 8:58, would you, join in picking up stones to throw at Him too? 2/ What to your honest, sincere and truthful knowledge and/or awareness was the stated reason given by the people for picking up stones to throw at Yahshua Ha Mashiah aka Jesus Christ, God Incarnate, our Lord and Saviour of the whole wide world, lmso? |
Religion / Re: Is Jesus Same Person As The Father? by MuttleyLaff: 6:13am On Dec 29, 2020 |
DiscipleFaith:"51Truly, truly I say to you, if anyone keeps My words, he shall not see death forever." 52Then the Jews said to Him, "Now we know that You have a demon. Abraham and the prophets died; yet You say, 'If anyone keeps My words, he shall not taste of death forever. ' 53Are You greater than our father Abraham who died? And the prophets, who died? Who do You make Yourself to be?" 54Jesus answered, "If I glorify Myself, My glory is nothing. It is My Father Who glorifies Me, of Whom you say that He is your God. 55Yet you have not known Him; but I know Him. And if I say that I do not know Him, I shall be a liar, like you. But I know Him, and I keep His Word. 56Abraham your father was overjoyed to see My day; and he saw it, and rejoiced." 57Then the Jews said to Him, "You are not even fifty years old, and You have seen Abraham?" 58Jesus said to them, "Truly, truly I say to you, before Abraham was born, I AM." 59Then they picked up stones to throw at Him. But Jesus concealed Himself and went out of the temple, passing through the midst of them, and in this manner departed." - John 8:51-5 @DiscipleFaith, if Yahshua Ha Mashiah aka Jesus Christ, God Incarnate, our Lord and Saviour of the whole wide world, were to right now, repeat John 8:58, would you join in picking up stones to throw at Him too? MaxInDHouse:[img]https://i./2Nr4.gif[/img] 1 Like |
Religion / Re: . by MuttleyLaff: 6:06am On Dec 29, 2020 |
atom080: czarina:@czarina is right. atom080: czarina: @atom080 If this has affected you for more than 2 yrs now, I am certain that if investigated the cause of your second brain becoming affected is due to not being far from any of the undermentioned reason(s): 1/ Abuse of using antibiotic drugs like flucloxacillin, dicloxacillin, Flucloxacillin/Flumox et cetera as a result of self medication for whatever it is they are trying to cure themselves of or get better from. One thing about Naija, is that they have an indiscriminate culture self medicating themselves and dont realise that what antibiotic drugs does is that it kills all bacteria/germs in the stomach/gut, meaning, antibiotics don't care whether its good or bad bacteria. They kill both and all off, lmso. Now we need good bacteria/germs in our stomach, because its them who further break down the food we've eaten into and convert them into small soluble chemicals that can be absorbed by our stomach's walls and the villi located in the small intestine as "fuel" into our bloodstream, but when the antibiotics have killed off all the good bacteria in the stomach, gut and/or intestines then yawa go gas. Yawa go gas (i.e. trouble) because since the destroyed good bacteria haven't been replaced, this will give rise to indigestion, diarrhoea et cetera as a result of the absence of the good bacteria to aid the process of digesting food eaten The abnormal use of antibiotics also will be a right suspect for the gastrointestinal upset symptoms you described. 2/ Pinpointing what’s behind your described "stomach pain early in the morning" can be, on the face of it, be hard to do, but the pointer still looks in the direction of destroyed good germs/bacteria and/or the damage of the stomach lining from overuse of anti-inflammatory drugs like aspirin, ibuprofen et cetera. I am guessing that helicobacter pylori (i.e. bad germ) has flourished in your stomach due to the absence of good germs 3/ Stomach rumbling, could be down to quite a few reasons, which are, it's caused from hurriedly eating, as in meaning not chewing food properly and long enough before swallowing. Chewing food with mouth not closed, hence taking in gulps of air, which upon getting in the stomach cause the rubbling aside this also could just be gaseous emissions coming from indigestible food in the stomach 4/ Diarrhoea, as in meaning, unusually doing the business at least 3x a day, simply put, likely is just a side effects from using self medicated/administering drugs for whatever reason they were taken for. You, if honest and truthful to yourself, will know your medical history and all you've adventured into. MuttleyLaff: "6Then the people of Judah came to Joshua at Gilgal. Caleb, son of Jephunneh and grandson of Kenaz, said to him, "You know what the LORD said to Moses, the man of God, at Kadesh Barnea about you and me. 7I was 40 years old when the LORD's servant Moses sent me from Kadesh Barnea to explore the land. I reported to him exactly what I thought. 8But my companions discouraged the people. However, I was completely loyal to the LORD my God. 9On that day Moses swore this oath: 'The land your feet walked on will be a permanent inheritance for you and your descendants because you were completely loyal to the LORD my God.' 10"So look at me. The LORD has kept me alive as he promised. It's been 45 years since Israel wandered in the desert when the LORD made this promise to Moses. So now look at me today. I'm 85 years old. 11I'm still as fit to go to war now as I was when Moses sent me out. 12Now give me this mountain region which the LORD spoke of that day. You heard that the people of Anak are still there and that they have large, fortified cities. If the LORD is with me, I can force them out, as he promised." - Joshua 14:6-12 What is the way forward I like travels a lot, whether its south, east, west or north I go, the bible always is my home, so please pardon my bible reference(s), but sha you did drop this post in the Religion forum so shouldn't be bible verse averse then, lmso I dropped Joshua 14:6-12 above because I realised a long time ago that it has to be lifestyle choices, what made 85 year Caleb be a strong as he was over 40 years ago, lmso. czarina has given good hints which I am pleased with and so will contribute to give more value to what czarina has emphasised with the following "What is the way forward": 1/ Digestion starts in the mouth. Chew food at least 20 times in the mouth, masticate it slowly and with the generous saliva before swallowing. This relieves the stomach from undue work of breaking down the food into smaller bit for absorption, hence reduction in stomach rumbling et cetera 2/ Chew food with mouth closed so you dont take in air, that would lead to bloating, farting from trying to rid the air et cetera 3/ Stop taking unsupervised medication. Quit indiscriminate over the counter self medication 4/ If you want to remain healthy, then begin to be preparing your fried foods with the absolute minimum oil/fat content. Step in to the future where all your fried treats can be made with little to no oil, using an oil less fryer 5/ Introduce living organisms aka probiotic (i.e. good germs/friendly bacteria) back into your stomach. You can acquire it from regularly taking fermented foods, like yogurt, kefir, kombucha, sauerkraut, pickles et cetera. They not only provide health benefits when consumed, but generally help with improving or restoring the gut flora, lmso. 6/ Increase your intake of fiber, drink plenty of water preferably using glasses or similar and if it can be helped, not plastics 7/ Regularly deworm yourself, to get rid of intestinal parasitic worms and their larvae, generally found in contaminated food and water 8/ Embrace fasting (i.e. Matthew 17:21 and Mark 9:29) 9/ Introduce cumin, ginger, coriander, turmeric, cloves, cinnamon, crushed cloves of garlic, pumpkin seeds, black pepper aka peppercorn et cetera in your cuisine 10/ Rest. Dont overwork yourself lmso 1 Like 1 Share |
Religion / Re: Where Lies The Serpents Deception? Genesis 3 by MuttleyLaff: 5:03am On Dec 29, 2020 |
petra1:"Sin came into the world through one man, and his sin brought death with it. As a result, death has spread to the whole human race because everyone has sinned." - Romans 5:12 "So you see, just as death came into the world through a man, now the resurrection from the dead has begun through another man." - 1 Corinthians 15:21 Maybe you missed that I crossed out "very suddenly" in your post. You are parking in ordinarily "muth" when the verse focused on "muth muth" Besides, "very suddenly. . ." in that Strong's Concordance excerpt, has a prepended "X" to it. The "X" means, "very suddenly. . ." when used or taken into consideration, multiples the original meaning of the word, it now is trying to associate with. wikipedia: You need to become familiar with Hebrew infinitive absolute construct The scripture clearly states that through one man death came into the world. From reading Romans 5:12 & 1 Corinthians 15:21, what death do you think Genesis 2:17 is talking of and that true to form, did so happen to man? |
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