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Christianity Etc › Re: No iota of doubt: homosexuality is Satan's greatest joy. by MuttleyLaff:
Michellekabod1:
I doubt christians abide in love, no! One Christian specifically told me love is conditional.
Christians are filled with self righteousness and selective love, the love your neighbor as yourself is only to those they deem worthy of love...
The evidence of christians not abiding in love is overwhelming and rife, they read into the Bible, something the Bible does not and never says, in an attempt to make the Bible say what they wish it said. Yes content is king, but context is king-maker, so therefore, nobody, nobagar, christian or not, the elated177, TV01, jesusjnr or Agrogbeide of this world, has the right to ignore context or to twist the Bible out of context, to make it say something it didnt say, never says and/or doesn't in contex mean.

"Elated177, Agrogbeide - be encouraged and stand firm in His Might and in His Truth..."
- by TV01(m): 12:27pm On May 07

Look at TV01 up there, trying to do a comeback and feeling that elated177 and Agrogbeide needed him, to come join, defend their opinions and arguments. I just hope TV01 has come back to answer my original questions and answer them outright and directly without trying to change how I asked them

God is love and he who abides in love, abides in God, that is Bible, and so it is, with two easy going, ordinary consenting adults, minding their own businesses enjoying a life long caring, faithful, committed, truthful, honest, who love each other with a love that is lasting, that's a lifetime, life-long and loyal same-sex relationship, causing no damage or harm to another person, not betraying of another person, or even, not cheating on another person, and not being harmful to an object or neighbour. The two consenting adults, are at peace with each other and God, because their intentions are good and their hearts are pure, they love each other and also love every one else, they enjoy each other’s company, they are mutually respectful to each other, mutually supportive to each other, and in some cases as we know, without having sex, necessarily being the leading in their relationship or the most important thing for them.

Michellekabod1:
A Christian once told me that I should never call or reach out to him EVEN IF I HAD ISSUES OR TO TELL HIM ANY PROBLEM BOTHERING ME because I purchased a red crystal ring he saw as demonic....
I don't know if I can ever see a Christian in positive light in my entire life
Hatred paralyzes life, love releases it. Hatred confuses life, love harmonizes it. Hatred darkens life, love illuminates it.

It is no secret that Christian(s), which are Constantine ones and whatnot, you can see in positive light, are few and far in between
cc Alexandro15, Baddiezz
Romance › Re: Is This Lesbianism? by MuttleyLaff: 6:46am On May 09, 2019
Baddiezz:
*Happy Birthday to you. Your liberality is admirable, however when next you ever let your head down, please, please, please let it be not just to only and alone admire your shoes, but to lift and bring a knocked down on the floor, brother or sister up. You are beautiful inside and outside.*
"MuttleyLaff:
I know you that, if you ever let your head down, it will be just to admire your shoes but as for me, if and when I look down, it's to see how I am to help up"

Quite Ironical
And its quite funny how you're trying to turn the tables around.
It is quite ironical that you are unashamedly incorrigible

I'll ask you again. Do you really think it is funny and good manners "testing waters" huh? I repeat. Next time, you're doing your testing my waters shenanigans, you better know how to swim and/or have a lifejacket. Like I said: "A mọ ara wa, ti a ba rira wa" which when loosely translated means "we recognise each other & know ourselves when we bump into each other"
Christianity Etc › Re: How Jesusjnr Emerged Victorious In Advocate666's Simple Challenge. Photos by MuttleyLaff: 7:10pm On May 08, 2019
HenryDion:
It is now evident that you are living in one of the most greatest delusion even known to man - delusion of grandeur.

If you believe God exist because you convinced yourself that he exist, not because you were exposed to any sort of evidence or proof, then I regret exhausting my time on you.

Shalom
budaatum:
It would be very silly of me to "believe" a thing exists in my mind. Its my mind so I ought to more than believe and know instead, especially if it's something I put in my mind myself. Besides, no one has ever seen God except in spirit so theists are said to delude themselves that something called God exists.
The Christian Scripture would say you must absurdly reenter your mother's womb and be reborn, so no news there.
Hopefully you aren't claiming what exists in my mind does not exist Henry, just because you can't see into my mind or it doesn't exist in your's.

As for proof, you'd have to exhaust more of your very valuable time observing my fruits I'm afraid, as it's the only way to observe this spirit. And I tell you, observe you will now that you've engaged with buda.

Till we meet again, shalom.
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Christianity Etc › Re: No iota of doubt: homosexuality is Satan's greatest joy. by MuttleyLaff:
HenryDion:
Elated or whatever he calls himself is a typical example of a closet gay, dwelling in self-hate and depression, and wishing things were different. I know cause I have met many like him, who are gays but are anti-gay to the core. Nothing you say will change their mindset for as long as religion is at play.
With this comment, I'll say, you know elated177 perfectly, completely and exactly. He sure, is a full of aggression piece of work.

Pastor Albert Odulele, founder of Glory House International Pentecostal Church, who confessed that he had been battling with his sexuality for many years. Late Bishop Eddie Long, senior pastor of New Birth Missionary Baptist Church another homophobic leader I am sure an average believer would be familiar of, now need I say more that these two bigots closeted gays got exposed as predators?

HenryDion:
He has been deeply indoctrinated to believe that love between two humans of same same-sex is evil, an abomination!
This is the reason, the elated177, the jesusjnr, the Agrogbeide, the etcetera of their bunch find it difficult to respond to battery of questions posed at them. All they do is putting out long winded posts to eat up the time whilst avoiding questions and using scriptures like Leviticus 18:22, Leviticus 20:13, 1 Corinthians 6:9 and/or 1 Timothy 1:10 as a justification for their ignorances and without minding the context

What these elated177, jesusjnr, Agrogbeide, etcetera jokers, dont know, is that I wouldnt, I will never, ever talk about something, if what I am talking about isnt true. I just wouldnt, if I dont have facts and the evidence to give others look at.

I don't want to come across as blowing my horn, but I am really qualified to broach the subject. It is unfamiliar territory for the elated177, jesusjnr, Agrogbeide, etcetera jokers, that is why none of them have the balls to stand toe to toe with me, the prospect unsettles them.

HenryDion:
They believe they know the truth, and whatever truth you present is corrupt and a misinterpretation for as long as it contradicts them. Bigotry is their second name.
This is dope

HenryDion:
Whether the male organ was designed for the vagina doesn't matter. If it mattered, he should be fighting against anal sex since even the female folks indulge in such. But no, he has to fight the gays cause they are out, something he can never find the balls or boldness to do. Should I call that jealousy...envy?
That's right because some heterosexuals actually indulge in non-penile and/or penile anal sex

HenryDion:
Check well, his definition of love is 'sex centered', his mindset is screwed.
He probably doesnt know about Agape unconditional love, as he is more into Eros "sex centered" love, like you rightly noticed about him HenryDion.

HenryDion:
Bro, dont waste your time arguing with these sardonic narcissist sadists, most of them have no life aside this forum. You will know by checking out the amount of time they spend here. Don't waste energy arguing with them, it won't lead anywhere.
nwanne, it's him, it's them the elated177, the jesusjnr, the Agrogbeide, the etcetera doing the arguing. I just, with their attitudes, want to drag each one of them to hell’s gate and in, then back if they decide not want to belong there. Notice I am exposing their ignorances and deceit without arguing but by unhurriedly sharing information and/or asking questions

HenryDion:
Whether they approve of gayism or not, it is here to stay and they should prepare to adapt.
Time is the only barrier.
"11Asa did what was right in the eyes of the Lord, as his father David had done.
12He expelled the male shrine prostitutes from the land and got rid of all the idols his ancestors had made.
"
- 1 Kings 15:12

We can see from 1 Kings 15:12 above that gayism is not a new kid in the block phenonenom, it is a practice as ancient as the hills. Everything God made is good , including homosexuals, so I am for everything God made and against everything God made that is abused, ill-used, wrongly used and misused. Homosexuality is a gift of God, which if not abused, misused and/or ill-used can be a blessing for two consensual adults dedicated to each other. At the end of the day where there is love, there is God, and the two easy going, ordinary consenting adults, minding their own businesses enjoying a life long caring, faithful, committed, truthful, honest, love each other with a love that is lasting, that's a lifetime, life-long and loyal same-sex relationship, causing no damage or harm to another person, not betraying of another person, or even, not cheating on another person, and not being harmful to an object or neighbour. They both are at peace with themselves and God, because their intentions are good and their hearts are pure, they love each other, they enjoy each other’s company, they are mutually respectful to each other, mutually supportive to each other, and in some cases as we know, all these, without having sex, necessarily being the leading or most important thing for them.

The only thing wrong with being gay, is how some people would treat you, when they find out you are in the kind of relationship expressed in the above paragraph. It should have been an epiphany, when Paul, in his letter to the Galatians, wrote that "in Christ there is neither "male nor female""

The point being made, is that marriage, fundamentally is the union of the soul with God. Jesus' wife is the church. Israel was the unfaithful wife of God. Marriage, as we can see, intrinsically, is between two, it really dont matter if it is heterosexuals or homosexuals who are taking after and/or following this lovely, profound, beautiful and life-changing model.

God is love and he who abides in love, abides in God, that is Bible.
cc jesusjnr, elated177, Agrogbeide, Alexandro15, Baddiezz
Romance › Re: Is This Lesbianism? by MuttleyLaff: 9:42pm On May 06, 2019
Baddiezz:
Your last paragraph is funny and uncouth
The cheek of you, how dare you try pull something like that when afterall "A mọ ara wa, ti a ba rira wa" loosely translated means "we recognise & know ourselves when we bump into each other"

Do you really think it is funny and good manners "testing waters" huh? Next time, you're testing my waters, you better know how to swim and/or have a lifejacket.
Christianity Etc › Re: No iota of doubt: homosexuality is Satan's greatest joy. by MuttleyLaff: 4:22pm On May 06, 2019
Agrogbeide:
kikikikikikikiki......for wia
I have plenty more surprising facts for you, your squirming and agonizing days have just begun. If not that you elated177, jesusjnr etctera are afraid of answering questions, there are a few more, yet to let the cat out of the bag other enlightening and astonishing disclosures, like the "arsenokoites" word and all, that will leave you gobsmacked and in awe
Christianity Etc › Re: Homosexuality, the greatest joy of Satan and the demons. by MuttleyLaff: 2:43pm On May 06, 2019
elated177:
Leviticus 18:22
Do not have sexual relations with a man as one does with a woman; that is detestable.
Go and sit down somewhere jor, you that runs stiff scared, hides behind lies and deceit of Leviticus 18:22 and/or Leviticus 20:13 and all.

If you are careless and not honest with the truth in small matters like that in Leviticus 18:22 and/or leviticus 20:13, only God knows what else you are ignorant about

If I am to ask you, to give the rationale for Leviticus 18:22 and/or Leviticus 20:13, and explain why and how the term abomination that appear in Leviticus 18:22, is so to God, it will be exam and you will start stammering, chomping teeth and either as usual run and/or take flight.

I have told you before that content is king, but context is king-maker
cc jesusjnr, Agrogbeide, Alexandro15
Christianity Etc › Re: No iota of doubt: homosexuality is Satan's greatest joy. by MuttleyLaff: 8:42am On May 06, 2019
Agrogbeide:
OK
Bringing your attention to that "arsenokoites" word, sure got you feeling uneasy and appearing nervous Agrogbeide.
cc jesusjnr, Aexandro15, elated177, Baddiezz
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Did God Kill Uzzah In 2 Samuel 6:6 by MuttleyLaff: 8:36am On May 06, 2019
dollyj1996:
so we can conclude that he died cause of his disobedience right?
Of course, is the Pope catholic? Absolutely, for that and all

Remember that he wasnt a first casualty, people earlier, in 1 Samuel 6:19, died from merely just nosey parker looking into the Ark of Covenant, they got dealt a heavy blow didnt they
Christianity Etc › Re: No iota of doubt: homosexuality is Satan's greatest joy. by MuttleyLaff:
Agrogbeide:
If homosexuality is the only Fact I never accepted till my last breath and as a result will take me to hell so let it be
Aw, what an unnecessary huge price to pay. Sometimes, the thing in our head is far worse than anything that could be misread from a book

Agrogbeide:
No matter how much you speak your English grammar and construct your "arsenokoites" Greek word, HOMOSEXUALITY STILL REMAINS ABOMINABLE. Homosexuals should be made to see the light and accept the right form of sexual relationship which is between a man and woman under the marriage institution.

We won't condemn or discriminate LGBT but we express the real LOVE OF THE LORD JESUS CHRIST TOWARDS THEM BY THE HELP AND COMFORT OF THE HOLY SPIRIT IN US so that God will help them turn away from the abominable act of homosexuality, sexual immorality and the likes.
You are a leopard, you cant get rid of your spots, I know that much but two consensual adults dedicated to each other is sexual immorality, c'mon, pull the other leg.

Agrogbeide:
With all due respect muttleylaff I don't see any reason for you mentioning me up and down on this issue of homosexuality as if I will change my mind, No Never!

Thanks.
God bless.
"I correct and discipline everyone I love. So be diligent and turn from your indifference."
- Revelation 3:19

Its not hard not to sympathise with you or love you. Have you not heard it said?:
If you go onto a battlefield, expect to be taken pot shots at

Well besides that, it is very simple Agrogbeide. It is because if you wont answer easy, simple, direct and straightforward questions, you can at least read and be aware of the truth, with cogent knowledge and information. Agrogbeide, you know that whatever I type and/or write can be fact-checked to see if it is true or not.

I mention you upadan on this issue of homosexuality, not because, I am hellbent on you changing your mind, but because I want you to see that something about you and your understanding on this issue of homosexuality, is not right, that you can fool yourself and everybody about it but not me. I will expose you to the truth and mark this down somewhere, this same truth, you fail to embrace today, will expose you tomorrow.

Knowledge is crucial, as truth cant be validated with or by ignorance. Ignorances are deadly but most as long as they feel good about it, like you do, don't care about being ignorant. There are two ways to be fooled. One is to believe what isn't true, the other is to refuse to accept what is true. You are greedy, and so, going for both, at the same time. Tsk, tsk, tsk.
cc jesusjnr, Aexandro15, elated177, Baddiezz
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Did God Kill Uzzah In 2 Samuel 6:6 by MuttleyLaff: 6:40am On May 06, 2019
dollyj1996:
I want to say a big thank you to u all who contributed toward the discussed topic may God continue to enrich ur knowledge... Amen
Only God saw and knew that it was Uzzah himself, who tripped, pushed or made the oxen to stumble, so to give him a chance to fraudulently shine as a save the day hero.

The oxen stumbled alright, but the Ark of the Covenant was not affected, as the cart didn’t fall and neither did the Ark but Uzzah, brawn and no brains, whose name means strength, had better and bright ideas to infamy. Simple and expressed instruction meant nothing to him. Instead of safeguarding the oxen and the Ark of Covenant, his dereliction of duty, his rascality and determination to touch the Ark, even against all odds of it ever falling, dearly cost him his life.

People have died from merely just nosey parker peering into the Ark of Covenant, but he wants to touch the Ark of Covenant up when he knows he is not suppose to, huh?
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Did God Kill Uzzah In 2 Samuel 6:6 by MuttleyLaff:
dollyj1996:
sir that's a wrong impression The Lord is gracious and merciful...we are in the period of GRACE compared to the time of LAW
Are you minding the out of control rebel
Christianity Etc › Re: No iota of doubt: homosexuality is Satan's greatest joy. by MuttleyLaff:
Agrogbeide:
Homosexuality is abominable. It is stated clearly in the scriptures and can be clearly understood.
Big fat lie

Agrogbeide:
LGBT should not be discriminated but should be prayed for so that they can accept first the Lord Jesus Christ because no one born of God will DELIBERATELY want to be involve in homosexuality and other kinds of sexual immoral acts, and secondly that the Holy Spirit will open their eyes and hearts to accept the right sexual form and sexual relationship which involves a man and a woman under the marriage institution.
Thanks.
God bless.
I know of couple of two easy going, ordinary consenting adults, minding their own businesses enjoying a life long caring, faithful, committed, truthful, honest, loving each other, lasting that's a lifetime life-long and loyal same-sex relationship, that is not causing damage or harm to another person, not betraying of another person, or even, not cheating on another person, and not being harmful to an object or neighbour that accept the Lord Christ, are born of God etcetera that are in same sex relationships

budaatum:
Thank you Lord for scripture.
Please state where "It is stated clearly" please.
If he does, I'll give him ample opportunity to "shine" with a question, two, three or four.

Agrogbeide:
:Or do you not know that wrongdoers will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: Neither the sexually immoral nor idolaters nor adulterers nor men who have sex with men (1 Corinthians 6:9)

NIV:for the sexually immoral, for those practicing homosexuality, for slave traders and liars and perjurers—and for whatever else is contrary to the sound doctrine (1 Timothy 1:10).
Etc.
Thanks.
God bless.
1/ Please Agrogbeide, explain in such a way that a two year old can understand, why homosexuality, allegedly by you, is abominable and state what exactly is the abominable action(s)
2/ Agrogbeide that "arsenokoites" word, in that 1 Corinthians 6:9 verse, please, what in its New Testament original text, does it mean and/or what was it meant to be describing, huh? You may phonecall ask your buddy, jesusjnr or elated177 friend
3/ Do you know who Mpho Andrea Tutu-van Furth is? Never mind, permit me to scantly introduce her to you Agrogbeide. She has two children and as much as you accept our Lord Jesus Christ as Lord and Savior, so does she too.
4/ 1 corinthians 6:9-11 and 1 Timothy 1:8-11 are the only two times, in the Bible's entire history, that the word "arsenokoites" is used and seen. Now Agrogbeide, dont you think, it would be exciting to know, why Paul, in 1 Corinthians 6:9-11 and 1 Timothy 1:8-11, when inventing this word "arsenokoites", in his construct, that he used, man (i.e. arseno- or arsen-) in singular and then used beds, (i.e. koites) in plural?
cc jesusjnr, Aexandro15, elated177, Baddiezz
Romance › Re: Is This Lesbianism? by MuttleyLaff:
Baddiezz:
I'm saying I'm not God so what people do in their private time is their business
No one is asking anybody to be God. What people do in their privacy, that is beyond reason, decency and not deserving respect, shouldnt be their business alone

Baddiezz:
whether or not I find it upright OR conducive is not important, I'm indifferent about the whole thing
Indifference hurts more than harsh and hateful words, the likes elated177 types. Continue to be indifferent until it comes close to home. Indifference, neutrality, silence, sitting on the fence helps and encourages the elated177 of this world. Are you indifferent to the "plight" of people in same sex relationships because they dont deserve your emotions ni?

Baddiezz:
I haven't been up close and personal with an homo before so how I'd react is unknown but for now I'm neutral and just like reading the banters.
This is why Baddiezz, I asked hypothetically speaking, if it is your mom, dad, brother(s), sister(s), uncle(s), aunt(s), nephew(s), niece(s), cousin(s) kid(s) or grandkid(s) that is part of a two easy going, ordinary consenting adults, minding their own businesses enjoying a life long caring, faithful, committed, truthful, honest, loving each other, lasting that's a lifetime life-long and loyal same-sex relationship, that is not causing damage or harm to another person, not betraying of another person, or even, not cheating on another person, and not being harmful to an object or neighbour, who love each other, enjoy each other’s company, are mutually respectful to each other, mutually supportive to each other, and all that and more, sometimes without sex necessarily being the leading or most important thing for them, would you still be indifferent to the whole thing and see it being about banter, huh?

Baddiezz:
And I meant you vamoosed after telling you my ish as regards to my signature, not like I had high hopes of a positive response anyway but was just testing waters
I never vamoosed anywhere and what does "telling you my ish as regards to my signature" mean?
I might as well add that, about you saying "not like I had high hopes of a positive response anyway but was just testing waters", I think some people say, that is karma, that karma has no menu, that you get served exactly what you deserve and that people who create their own drama, like case in point, "testing waters" and all, so deserve their own karma
cc jesusjnr, Agrogbeide, Alexandro15
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Did God Kill Uzzah In 2 Samuel 6:6 by MuttleyLaff:
madegreatbygrace:
I think I made my points simple enough to understand.
The fact that the old testament says God struck Uzzah doesn't mean it is true. That was why i gave you some examples with Moses. I can even give you more. Who allowed death? To answer that we must know how death enters the world, which is through sin ( Romans 5:12). Are you going to blame God for that too? What is death? Death means separation. Death belongs to the kingdom of darkness where Satan reings. One of the tools of the kingdom of darkness, which Satan uses is death.
"But of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, thou shalt not eat of it:
for in the day that thou eatest thereof thou shalt surely die.
"
- Genesis 2:17

Nobody is doing a blaming game here. What we are doing is, going by the facts. Everything I type madegreatbygrace, can be fact-checked from the Bible, by you and other readers.

When it comes to death, the buck stops with God. As God has the power to take away Uzzah's life so He has the power to extend life, just as He did, in the case of King Hezekiah, giving him 15 years more to live before dying. Satan is only taking advantage of "the soul that sinneth shall die" God rule.
Christianity Etc › Re: Why You Should Pay Your Tithes. by MuttleyLaff: 9:44pm On May 05, 2019
Theboss100:
Some People Believe Tithe Payments Is Wrong And Christ Never Collected Tithes During His Days On Earth. I Will Prove To You All ( Those Interested To Know ) That Tithes Payment Is Biblical And Christ Collected Tithes From Abramham.
In Genesis Chapter 14 Verse 18 To 20, Melchizedek Who Was Later Know As Jesus Christ In His Pre-human Days, Collected Tithes From Abramham Whom Abramham Met When He Was Come Back From The Slaughter Of The Kings. This Was Collaborated In Hebrews Chapter 7 Vs 1 To 4.

BIBLICAL BACKING
In Malachi Chapter 3 Vs 8 To 11. The Blessings That Will Follow Those That Comply And The Curses Are All Written There.

WHAT IS TITHES USE FOR?

Tithes Is Used To Maintain God's Organisation, The Works Of Preaching And To Take Care Of The Preachers Who Works In God Vineyard. Since They Do Not Work.
Reverse Is The Case Now. Fake Church Organisations Now Use It To Buy Private Jets, Build Universities That Their Members Can't Afford. Their End Is Near. So, Find A True Church Of God And Pay Your Tithes.
UceeGod:
The whole concept of tithing is based on a Principle - Giving to support God's work. Now, whether you give 5%, 10% or 100% of your income to a local church where you attend or a missionary organization that God has used to bless you, it's up to you to follow the leading of the Spirit behind the Principle.

NB: It's not by force to tithe your income, no devourer is coming after your finances because we are under grace not under law but there is always a blessing attached to being faithful to God in any way.
Obligatory and/or imposed ecclesiastial monitised tithing is a deviation and is illegal.
Christianity Etc › Re: No iota of doubt: homosexuality is Satan's greatest joy. by MuttleyLaff: 9:37pm On May 05, 2019
Alexandro15:
Mr elated177 sir, you made nice points as usual. Thank you for them.

However, there is a kind of message you seem to be sending, which, if true, is clearly unjust and uncharitable. That, all a gay person is thinking about is just about sex, and sex, and nothing more. From your points, it is as though sex is the sum total of his sexuality and his only aim and goal in life. It is a stereotypical thinking.

I have with close attention, read all your writings, and I see that inclination to hate.

Sir, be reminded that first of all, God created all humans, and all he made was very good. I don't want to go into the argument of whether they were made that way or not, because we might have opposing views. But we can agree that Currently, God is aware of such people and LOVE THEM FOR WHO THEY ARE.

My dear brother, why don't we imitate Jesus who did not condemn the adulterous woman, but loved her? Why don't we show compassion to those whom the world thinks are sure sinners and destined for hell? Funny enough, like an author said, at the last day, there will be a lot of surprises: we will see those we thought will go to hell in heaven, and see those we thought will go to heaven in hell.

Elated sir, we need to be careful. Because at the evening of our lives, we shall not be judged by wether we were heterosexual or homosexual or bisexual, but WE SHALL BE JUDGED BY LOVE. What matters is love, love and love before any other thing.

I invite you sir, to give up this fire and brimstone preaching, and preach the message of love like the poor, meek and loving Jesus. Thank you brother, and may God bless us all, Amen
The best advices, like ones as these to elated177, comes from a kind, genuine, good hearted person with a heart that loves, that cares, that feels for the pain of others, who leaves a mark and not a scar

At the end of the day, the two easy going, ordinary consenting adults, minding their own businesses enjoying a life long caring, faithful, committed, truthful, honest, loving each other, lasting that's a lifetime, life-long and loyal same-sex relationship, that is not causing damage or harm to another person, not betraying of another person, or even, not cheating on another person, and not being harmful to an object or neighbour, are at peace with themselves and God, because their intentions are good and their heart are pure, as they love each other, that they enjoy each other’s company, they are mutually respectful to each other, mutually supportive to each other, and in some cases as we know, without having sex, necessarily being the leading or most important thing for them.
cc jesusjnr, Agrogbeide, elated177, Baddiezz
Christianity Etc › Re: Portrait Of A Blessed Man By Deji Yesufu by MuttleyLaff: 9:14pm On May 05, 2019
UceeGod:
The world only views material possession and fame as blessings/success. But God views a growing and healthy relationship with Him as the real blessing, all other things are mere additions.
Most of these pastors are idolatrous and spiritual prostitutes, serving Mammon alongside serving God
"25Your princes are like roaring lions who tear their prey into pieces. They eat people and take their treasures and precious belongings. They turn many women into widows.
26Your priests violate my teachings and dishonor my holy things. They don't distinguish between what is holy and what is unholy. They don't teach the difference between what is clean and what is unclean. They ignore the days to worship me. So I am dishonored among the people.
27Your leaders are like wolves that tear their prey into pieces. They murder and destroy people to make excessive profits.
28Your prophets cover up these things by seeing false visions and by prophesying lies. They say, "This is what the Almighty LORD says." Yet, the LORD hasn't spoken.
29The common people oppress and rob others. They do wrong to humble people and to poor people. They oppress foreigners for no reason.
"
- Ezekiel 22:25-29

The system of Christianity is clearly above portrayed, in Ezekiel 22:25-29. We are to be a blessing and not to brag about it.
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Did God Kill Uzzah In 2 Samuel 6:6 by MuttleyLaff: 9:07pm On May 05, 2019
madegreatbygrace:
Dear Muttleylaff, many people think the old testament explains the new. But that is not the case. It's the new testament that explains the old. The old testament contains portions of the truth but the new testament contains the full truth. Thus if you don't understand the new testament, you'll never understand the old testament.
My dear madegreatbygrace, the Old and New Testament compliment each other

madegreatbygrace:
Remember the words of Jesus in John 1:18 :
"No one has seen God at any time. The only begotten son who is in the bosom of the Father has declared him"

What does this mean? It means before Jesus came to the earth, no one really knew God. No one had a complete and accurate knowledge of God. Jesus came to reveal the nature and character of the Father. So, all the old testament writers, prophets, patriarch and heroes that came before Jesus didn't really know God.

Why was that? Because the Spirit of God didn't dwell in them , they weren't given revelations and understanding.

If I asked you who Moses was talking to in the burning Bush account in exodus, you'll most probably tell me it was God. However acts 7: 30 makes us to understand that Moses was talking to an angel. Also, if I asked you who Moses was conversing with on mount Sinai, you'll also tell me it was God. But the book of acts 7:38 and 7:53 tells us it was an angel. This was also corroborated by Hebrews 2:2 and Galatians 3:19

So what's my point? You can not rely on the information provided by the old testament to build a doctrine. The new testament validates the old testament.
You have just confirmed the popular saying, that states, the New Testament lies hidden in the Old and the Old Testament is unveiled in the New.

madegreatbygrace:
So who killed Uzzah? It was definitely not God. Uzzah broke a law and committed a sin. The bible calls the law ministry of death ( 2 corinthians 3: 7). So the law itself ministers death without the input of God.Once a man breaks a law, he dies. It's not God that is responsible for this death because death is God's enemy.Therefore, Satan wields death and not God
Who allowed and allows death, huh? Is it God or Satan erh?

You are arguing for the sake of arguing, though you read 2 Samuel 6:6 stating that, God struck Uzzah down on the spot for his irreverence and familiarity breeds contempt sensibility. Ezekiel 18:20 even attests that the soul that sinneth, it according to God's rule, shall die
Christianity Etc › Re: Portrait Of A Blessed Man By Deji Yesufu by MuttleyLaff:
VBCampaign:
Portrait of a Blessed Man: Romans 4:6-7

By: Deji Yesufu

The leading reason why some of us consider the Prosperity Gospel idolatry is that there is essentially no difference between what a true adherent of this aberrant gospel pursue and what the world pursues. If we were to consider it closely, we would realize that health and money are essentially the quest of the man in the world. The Nigerian musician Olamide sang a song whose lyrics could be translated from Yoruba as following:

I would build houses and buy land

I would have riches and cars

I would prevail over demons and enemies

They would pick up tin cans from here to Portharcourt…

Is there a difference between what Olamide is pursuing in life and what David Oyedepo and Johnson Suleiman teach their adherents to pursue? I do not think so. Recently, Johnson Suleiman joined the league of Nigerian Pastors owning private jets. When he was criticized on the internet for it, he released a video where he said that that was just the beginning. He and members of his church, he said, would be purchasing as much as fifty private jets in the years to come. Their vision in life and those of Olamide, the Lagos gangster rapper, are not any different.

The question that these series, which I have been writing on for week now, is seeking to answer is this: who is a blessed man? What does a blessed person look like? Can we sketch a portrait of a blessed man and compare ourselves to him and see if we indeed look like him in our works of religion? Today, I want to look at a piece of scripture that Paul wrote where he described who a blessed man is. I want to use this scripture to add a few features of who a truly blessed is to the portrait that I would be sketching over a period of time. Let us therefore consider Paul’s words in Romans 4:6-7:

Blessed is the man whose lawless deeds are forgiven,

And whose sins are covered;

Blessed is the man against whom the Lord would not count his sin.

Paul, in these verses of scripture, is quoting David the Psalmist from Psalm 32:1-2. Here David is describing the righteousness that God inputs on men without their having done anything to deserve it. Paul had spoken about Abraham and his being justified by faith; earning a righteousness by faith from God simply because he believed in God (Romans 4:4-5). He therefore adds the concept of a true blessing by saying essentially three things: 1. A man who is blessed is a man whose sins are forgiven. 2. A man who is blessed is a man whose sins are covered. 3. A man who is blessed is a man against whom God would not hold sin.

Many people believe they understand what it means for God to forgive sins. You see religious people do or say something and they mutter under their breadth “God forgive me.” And because they no longer have a troubled conscience they their sins are forgiven. There are others who having come to living faith in Jesus Christ, have sought his face in genuine repentance and faith and can say that their sins are forgiven. This is a truly blessed state. However there is more.

Some people have a wrong view of what salvation through Christ is. They tell you that they understand that their sins are forgiven having come to faith in Christ Jesus. But they are not sure of their eternal state after becoming Christians. They believe that they can commit a certain mortal sin that can take them to hell. Paul shows us that this is not the picture we see from these verses in Romans 4:6-7. We see that while our sins are forgiven, they are also covered. What does covering mean?

I would not claim absolute authority here but I think that it has something to do with unconfessed sins of the Christian. I think that those sins we confess are forgiven. But the ones we forget to confess or even refuse to confess are the ones that are covered. The verse also goes on to say something else: that God would not hold iniquity against these blessed ones. What exactly could all these mean?

Simple. It is saying that the truly blessed man is the man sin can no longer damn. The true blessing of the New Testament is that while God would judge the whole world for their sins, God would not judge Christians by their sins. Rather, God has judged the sins of Christians on Christ Jesus on the cross. Praise the Lord!

The real trouble with the Prosperity Gospel is that it reject genuine blessings in Christ Jesus to pursue mundane things and call such the blessed life. Prosperity Preaching says that Christ died to save us from our sins and to save us from illness and poverty. In adding the concept of illness and poverty to the glorious works of the cross, Prosperity adherents are denied the glory of the true gospel. The glory of the gospel is that Christ redeems sinners from sin ALONE. In doing this, he does a thorough work of redemption such that there is no sin a Christian commits after salvation that can damn him!

It means that Christians cannot lose their salvation. But some will say that a doctrine like this would encourage licentiousness. The person who claims to have received the grace of salvation but uses it as an occasion to continue in sin, have not met the Lord of the cross. Such are false believers heading to an eternity without God without Christ. A true Christian, saved from sin, would not return to it to wallow in that sin.

But the point of this essay is not looking at the sin from the perspective of man but looking at it from the perspective of God. When we get to heaven, some of us may not have on our records such outrageous sins are murder, fornication and adultery. Yet, we would have little sins like gossip, malice, lust and so on in our records. These little sins are sufficient to damn us in hell. Why? Because God would not be judging us by the standard of men but by his holiness. And God is absolutely holy; no man can stand before him.

The only way we shall be able to enter into heaven is for us to have an advocate in Jesus Christ. Our Lord would, at that moment, cover the sins of the elect and remind God, according to his word in Psalm 32:1-2, that there are a people who are genuinely blessed. These ones would not have sin counted against them. Later in the epistle of Romans, Paul tells us that we have been delivered from the law of sin and death and translated into the law of the Spirit of life (Romans 8:2). The former law had sinful man earn eternal death. The present law has men who have received the gift of the Holy Spirit, by Christ Jesus, earn eternal life.

This is a truly blessed man and such a person who has a foretaste of this life in Jesus Christ do not spend their lives pursuing mundane things. They are content with little because they have all things. They have eternal life, having been delivered from the life of sin. Those who make Christianity a pursuit of mundane things have not met the Lord of glory. May God give every reader of this piece insight into this true blessed life in Christ. Amen.

Deji Yesufu is the author of the book Victor Banjo. He can be reached on newdejix@gmail.com
"And the angel came in unto her, and said, Hail, you that are highly favored, the Lord is with you: blessed are you among women."
- Luke 1:28

"And she spake out with a loud voice, and said, Blessed art thou among women, and blessed is the fruit of thy womb."
- Luke 1:42

"For he took notice of his lowly servant girl, and from now on all generations will call me blessed."
- Luke 1:48

How did Uzzah, switch from being a blessed man, as a result of having the Ark of the Covenant in their house, turn into curse and corpse, huh?
One word. Righteousness and that is being right on three folds, as in, do the right thing, do the right thing at the right time, do the right thing at the right time, whilst at the same time being in right standing with God. That is the portrait of a blessed man or woman
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Did God Kill Uzzah In 2 Samuel 6:6 by MuttleyLaff: 7:42pm On May 05, 2019
dollyj1996:
My people it bothers me when I go through this particular chapter and I wonder why God smote Uzzah to death cause I see Uzzah as a man who have zeal to the things of God. It was like he tried to prevent the Ark of covenant from falling if that was his intention why was he killed..a version of the Bible said he didn't honor God some people believed its because he might probably not from Priesthood family so I need ur opinion(s) bible scholars
"3They set the ark of God on a new cart and brought it from the house of Abinadab, which was on the hill. Uzzah and Ahio, the sons of Abinadab, were guiding the new cart,
4bringing with it the ark of God from the house of Abinadab, which was on the hill. And Ahio was walking in front of the ark.
5David and all the house of Israel were celebrating before the LORD with all kinds of wood instruments, harps, stringed instruments, tambourines, sistrums, and cymbals.
6When they came to the threshing floor of Nachon, Uzzah reached out and took hold of the ark of God, because the oxen had stumbled.
7And the anger of the LORD burned against Uzzah, and God struck him down on the spot for his irreverence, and he died there beside the ark of God.
"
- 2 Samuel 6:3-6

dollyj1996, it's like you are projecting an idea, that God didnt know what He was doing in regards to Uzzah fate and nemesis, erh?
I can show you in 2 Samuel 6:3-6, that monkey business, fatal attraction, dereliction of duty and vain glory was what caused the fatal end of Uzzah

madegreatbygrace:
From Numbers 4:5-15, we understand that the ark must be moved only by the levites. Uzzah may have been a levite, but the levites were instructed to move the ark using the carrying ropes. They were not permitted to touch the ark. To touch it was a capital offence under Hebrew law and also a sin.

Did God kill Uzzah ? No, He didn't. God does not minister death. He ministers life!
2 Samuel 6:6 states that, God struck him down on the spot for his irreverence and familiarity breeds contempt sensibility. Ezekiel 18:20 even attests that the soul that sinneth, it shall die
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Do Christians Defend Their Religion Even Tho It Was Used To Enslave People? by MuttleyLaff: 5:07pm On May 05, 2019
hopefulLandlord:
This is still whataboutism
No! No it isnt, that was turning the OP on its head
Christianity Etc › Re: Free Will: A Re-examination by MuttleyLaff: 12:33pm On May 05, 2019
ThothHermes:
Parable.
That's all it was cheesy
"I will use parables when I speak to them; I will tell them things unknown since the creation of the world"
- Matthew 13:35

Na so little needle, reach and bin small, yet pesin still dey gif am respect.
Without that parable, no one before that, knew about the rules in Sheol and paradise

ThothHermes:
Ditto tongue
Waiting and watching
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Do Christians Defend Their Religion Even Tho It Was Used To Enslave People? by MuttleyLaff: 11:35am On May 05, 2019
Uyi168:
.. Mumu talk as usual..
As usual predictively behaving, typing and talking like an olodo upon twenty
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Do Christians Defend Their Religion Even Tho It Was Used To Enslave People? by MuttleyLaff: 11:09am On May 05, 2019
delishpot:
Arabs are still enslaving blacks till date yet blacks embrace Islam and even the Arabic language why don't you ask that too?
hopefulLandlord:
How does this whataboutism address OP?
You must be living under a rock.
It's over 200 years since the law banning the trans-Atlantic slave trade of blacks was enacted, yet Arabs are still enslaving blacks till date. Two Eritreans, who had been sold as slaves, shared with Al Jazeera, their life kept inside illegal detention centres in Libya.

Uyi168:
..U can go ahead and ask the question urself..
Answer the Op or stfu
It's you, who should go stfu.
Is that how you learned to speak to people behaving like pesin wey dem teach, but no gree take home training, huh?
Christianity Etc › Re: My Favorite Line From The Bible by MuttleyLaff: 10:19am On May 05, 2019
Oshin56:
but if we start our tradition at your area that masquerade will come out what will come out of your mouth is, are people still practicing this tradition
HappyPagan:
stop projecting. i participated in a masquerade dance last christmas. took pictures with the masquerades.. dont think everyone is allergic to their culture like you.
Oshin56:
see you I'm not talking of father christmas masquerade I'm talking of real masquerade
Pesin bin call himself HappyPagan, you come dey argue say pope nobi muslim

HappyPagan:
to each his own.
na wa... so you also know where to get sense like this too, huh? grin grin
Christianity Etc › Re: My Favorite Line From The Bible by MuttleyLaff: 8:41am On May 05, 2019
toprealman:
uncle, read that verse again and allow the full meaning to be ministered to you.
Nephew and my dear young upstart, content is king, but context is king-maker. I wont say more than that
Christianity Etc › Re: Free Will: A Re-examination by MuttleyLaff: 7:54am On May 05, 2019
ThothHermes:
Hell bawohuh
Paradisehuh
Until Jesus told the parable of the rich man and Lazarus, no one before then, actually knew about the rules there in hell and paradise.

ThothHermes:
These sound like fictional places to me ooo. grin
Time is a snitch, its a mater of time to know, trust me, time will tell
Christianity Etc › Re: No iota of doubt: homosexuality is Satan's greatest joy. by MuttleyLaff: 7:18am On May 05, 2019
MrPresident1:
Muttleylaff chicken, anywhere dey are discussing gay you are always there grin.
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Ee dey pain am
Somebody has to stand up for them, somebody has to be the voice for the LGBT

MrPresident1:
You people sha want to turn d world upside by force. Him who is letting will continue to let until he is taken out of the way
It is not WHO you love, but HOW you love that will be required of you
cc jesusjnr, Agrogbeide, elated177, Baddiezz
Christianity Etc › Re: No iota of doubt: homosexuality is Satan's greatest joy. by MuttleyLaff:
Alexandro15:
For me, I reiterate that all sexual acts outside the bounds of marriage remain sinful. I don't subscribe to the idea of playing blind eye to other sins, while picking on homosexuality.
I also maintain that all gay people should remain chaste
The emboldened implies you have no issue with two easy going, ordinary consenting adults, minding their own businesses enjoying a life long caring, faithful, committed, truthful, honest, loving each other, lasting that's a lifetime, life-long and loyal same-sex relationship, that is not causing damage or harm to another person, not betraying of another person, or even, not cheating on another person, and not being harmful to an object or neighbour

You have no issues with mutual love, which is a good thing right, as in between a woman and woman or a man and man, defining their relationship, in such a way that they love each other, that they enjoy each other’s company, they are mutually respectful to each other, mutually supportive to each other, and in some cases as we know, without having sex, necessarily being the leading or most important thing for them, hence your "chaste" respite, yeah Alexandro15?.

Why would anyone or you, want to get in the way of two easy going, ordinary consenting adults, as in a woman and woman or a man and man, who love each other and want to be together with each other, for the rest of their lives, huh?

Can you please tell how two easy going, ordinary consenting adults, as in a woman and woman or a man and man, minding their own businesses enjoying a life long caring, faithful, committed, truthful, honest, loving each other, lasting that's a lifetime, life-long and loyal same-sex relationship, that is not causing damage or harm to another person, not betraying of another person, or even, not cheating on another person, and not being harmful to an object or neighbour is affecting you?

I dont usually get embroiled with denominations but couldnt help not sensing that Alexandro15 is catholic
cc jesusjnr, Agrogbeide, elated177, Baddiezz
Christianity Etc › Re: No iota of doubt: homosexuality is Satan's greatest joy. by MuttleyLaff:
paraltero:
If homosexuality is the greatest joy of satan and demons, then his bar must be very low because he's not doing a good job of it.

What percentage of the world are LGBTI? Less than 10% of the entire human population on earth are or identify as homosexuals. Please, tell a different story.

A way higher percentage engage in adultery or fornication that you say are also sins but nooooo, homosexuals are the big problem.

Mtcheww
Please teacher elated177, no teach me nonsense Fela will say. Shine your eyes yall because pesin wey dey cry, dey see road ooo

There is a popular local colloquial that say:
"the pikin wey dem no teach well at home and wey no gree learn good home training,
na from outside hin go take learn am and na soso public who go educate, lesson and give am training
"

This is the case and what is playing out for elated177 here, asin, paraltero giving him some education .
Christianity Etc › Re: My Favorite Line From The Bible by MuttleyLaff: 6:06am On May 05, 2019
lepasharon:
And here is my favourite line:

Ezekiel 23:20-
There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses
Ezekiel 23:20, is a good case in point, that every wife is a kingmaker, with the power to tear down or build up. The Israelites committed adultery, they lusted after idols big time in those days. Israel was in love with these foreign gods and couldnt stop loving them, she was always in heat in order to commit adultery and so departing from God to worship the idols and/or foreign gods

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