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Christianity Etc › Re: The Christ Embassy Church Is A Cult by MuttleyLaff: 6:34pm On Apr 06, 2015*

Joagbaje:
It's not only Christ embassy that's a cult. Christianity is a cult.

MuttleyLaff:
There is cult, and there is cult
Is this an attempt to "get the dirt off" Christ embassy so Christ embassy can come up smelling of roses?

Gombs:

Why the

smiley face expression?
As said before, there is cult, and there is cult

There is "cult" with the bad connotation or negative connotations
You know, like the ones with the potential to upgrade and metamorphosize into "Drink the coolaid"

The one brainwashing members, forbidding them from asking hard questions about the church standings or doctrines, false teaching, financial exploitation of members leading to enriching or profiting the leader etc

On the other hand, Christianity, as rightly put by joagbaje, is a cult
This is so defined, because technically speaking, we worship a single Person; God the Son.

Anyway, let's not mince words or let the grass grow under feet, unless you're in denial, you know which of the cults WindowX is ascribing Christ Embassy to

Am out. Peace, love & hair grease cool

Christianity Etc › Re: Prof. Osinbajo Was Being Prayed For By Prayers By Bishop Wale Oke by MuttleyLaff: 5:45pm On Apr 06, 2015

delishpot:
When GEJ did his own world people say............... I nor talk anything o.

A few years back, this man fell into adultery but thank we have a God that gives the first, second and multiple chances

You dey mind them,
of course dem go say GEJ did hin before the ............... lipsrsealed

and that this one na after the ............... lipsrsealed

when tings don enter bag

Politics › Re: The Economist 2015 Cover Is Filled With Cryptic Symbols And Dire Predictions by MuttleyLaff: 12:16pm On Apr 06, 2015*

Tdhforreal:
Can you shed more light on those arrows with 11.5 11.3 respectively?
And how they correlate with Borno state in Nigeria. It's quite significant, as we need to know why the west decided to oust GEJ. Cheers

They is nothing more to shed light on in relation to Yobe than that they want stability and less distractions in the country to investments
and by the way, the coordinates 11.5 11.3 in Yobe are in Yobe State and not in Borno state

Cant you see they did not OUST Jonathan at all on the cover?
Dont you see him smiling on the cover as he was predicted to be re-sworn in, only for them to jump ship and abandon him?

Watch his hand held up as predicted re-sworn in
Of course, they did a turnaround on that

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Politics › Re: The Economist 2015 Cover Is Filled With Cryptic Symbols And Dire Predictions by MuttleyLaff: 10:31am On Apr 06, 2015*

ellechrystal:
The Economist 2015 Cover Is Filled With Cryptic Symbols And Dire Predictions by ellechrystal(f): 4:28am On Apr 03

Chilling predictions, Nigeria inclusive.

Predictions indeed but which The Economist later reverted on.
Fact is The Economist later jumped ship, as it made a turnabout about a smiling Jonathan it earlier predicted will be re-sworn back in to office
Also The Economist predicted not chilling for Nigeria but rather made chilling pedictions for Boko Haram

ellechrystal:
Bringing forth a global system through small incremental changes is exactly what the world elite is currently doing. This is probably why there’s an angry tortoise on the cover of this Bilderberg-connected publication, and why it is standing in front of the chaos behind it.

11.3 and 11.5

The lower right side of the cover features some more cryptic symbols. There’s a pile of dirt on the ground and two arrows on which are inscribed 11.5 and 11.3. Are those dates to remember? Why are they next to a pile of dirt? If you look up these figures as coordinates, they point to somewhere in Nigeria. In other words, the presence of 11.5 and 11.3 is somewhat disturbing, especially considering the fact that those who made that cover did not want people to understand what they truly relate to

ellechrystal:
In Conclusion
The Economist is not a random newspaper that publishes quirky 2015 predictions to sell a few additional copies. It is directly connected to those who shape global policies and who make sure that they are applied. The publication is partly owned by the Rothschild banking family of England and its editor regularly attends Bilderberg meetings. In other words, The Economist is connected to those who have the means and the power to make “predictions” a reality.

The 2015-themed cover of the magazine basically reflects the overall Agenda of the elite and is peppered with cryptic symbols that appear to be included for “those in the know”. And the masses, like Alice watching the Cheshire Cat disappear, will focus on illusions while the wolf in sheep’s clothing will strike … and strike hard

With the last sentence about the masses-Alice-watching-the-Cheshire-Cat-disappear-focusing-on-illusions-while-the wolf-in-sheep’s-clothing-strike … and strike hard I couldnt have said it better

Azo:
This should make fp. People need to see how the media is used to feed lies and deceit b

I cant agree more with you on that people need to see how the media is used to feed them lies and deceit

kavey10:
For ya'll screaming frontpage, not everything needs the attention of the unenlightened (they CAN'T understand, Davido and all that trash is what they crave). So, you lucky enough to crash in on this, lucky you then.

As for you OP! You stole this idea from sukkot's thread and thought it wise to repackage it with the VigilantCitizen link posted on the page by a poster to back yours up... How smart... Not!

The craze for frontpage and silly relevance on a faceless forum you guys go bananas for I still can't comprehend.

The below is someone else summation of sukkot's thread

[quote author=cecegorz- response-sukkot's-thread post=32375746]You lack common sense my friend.

Even if you would have been believed, your stupid logic of not seeing the body of the people behind is so pedestrian.
Have you ever seen a group picture where the bodies of people behind the front row is visible?
Besides all the guys in front are leaders of the top world economies, and whatever happens in their countries will continue to make news whether your Illuminati nonsense likes it or not.

The economist is a magazine that analyzes world economic indices on a weekly basis,
so quit this your junk and amateur picture reading.
The illustration is simply current affairs and expected flash points around the world in the course of the year[/quote]

sukkot:
very correct my brother. not everything is meant for frontpage.
issues like this are for the few with the eyes to see. this topic will be rubbished on frontpage

Likely be rubbished with opinions and statements from you, like the one below in quotes,
where you sound like one who has read too many Marvel comic books as a teenager but cant seem to forget about them

"the return of the ancient gods aka what some like to call nibiru aka the saints aka the prophets of old,
and because of this a tenth planet to commemorate this return will be added to our solar system called planet X"

Instead of pretending like you know something about the The Economist magazine cover
why don't you learn to use your bloated elementary knowledge of deciphering in a less cliche, less Black Jew Brotherhood and less marvel comic manner

major466:
These are coded messages meant for those with World-Government in mind as illustrated by the German Chancellor through her hand sign.
We are all being played out in the game of Chess by the brotherhood.

Yep, that's her making the illuminati pyramid sign with her hands,
and there is her button strategically placed in the middle of the hands as the all-seeing-eye
Who are the pawns in this their game of Chess grin

BluIvy:
Is that Goodluck Jonathan I see at the back with black hat?

Yes that is a predicted smiling Goodluck Jonathan being re-sworn in after the election
The thing is "The Economist" realised it has miscalculated with its prediction and so reverted with a lambasted article which didnt go down well with Goodluck Jonathan. He didnt like it and so replied back saying he doesnt need them to win an election

ellechrystal:
Yes he is d one, those leaders u see only their heads r the ones planned to b removed by 2015, it's a conspiracy, so I wasn't surprised when d US, UK, n other countries were again Goodluck.
He didn't accept their evil rules in Nigeria, One of which is d gay trash. N many more.
The world is deeper than we think.

This is wrong, the The Economist was actually celebrating Goodluck Jonathan as been re-sworn in on that cover and not predicting him to be removed

In The Economist" cover version, Jonathan, like all the others with color body and grey faces, are those that have worked for them past, present and future
Notice Jonathan had a blue suit on and not necessarily having his body cut off as one sukkot claimed on another thread
Jonathan had a blue suit on so we see more than the "only their heads" as alleged by ellechrystal, sukkot or et al
"r the ones planned to b removed by 2015" does not apply to Jonathan on that cover

"The Economist" was predicting a smiling Jonathan to be in their circle, working for them in 2015, and even hinted with the coordinates 11.5, 11.3 that Yobe where Boko Haram emanated from, needs to be dealt with
but then come February "The Economist" jumped ship rooting for Buhari
Refer to http://www.economist.com/news/leaders/21642168-former-dictator-better-choice-failed-president-least-awful

Jonathan was exasperated and replied with "I don’t need your support, Jonathan tells Economist magazine"

The point is that the "The Economist" predicted that a smiling Goodluck Jonathan, the winner of the election, as re-sworn in on the "The Economist" cover, but chickened out of the prediction at the last hour.
The Economist's turnabout and rooting for Buhari was an afterthought

VolvoS60:
^^^^
While indeed 'the world is deeper than we think' and things are not always what they seem, perhaps Jonathan's fall was more a result of his own poor decisions than any conspiracy by hidden powers. Ponder on that.
If indeed some powerful, unseen forces wanted him out, he certainly made it very easy for them to succeed.

It became clear to them that Jonathan is "pouring sand, sand in the oil they are carrying",
so on Feb 7th 2015, "The Economist" back stabbed him, left the knife dug in with that "A former dictator is a better choice than a failed president on... Goodbye Jonathan" article even after initially endorsing him

Inspite of earlier warnings to him, like in:
http://www.economist.com/news/middle-east-and-africa/21601839-incompetence-nigerias-president-and-government-hurting-countrys,
they still had faith in him been re-sworn in until the last hour, when they lost faith, jumped ship and came out boldly with:
"We are relieved not to have a vote in this election. But were we offered one we would—with a heavy heart—choose Mr Buhari. Mr Jonathan risks presiding over Nigeria’s bloody fragmentation. If Mr Buhari can save Nigeria, history might even be kind to him"
"http://www.economist.com/news/leaders/21642168-former-dictator-better-choice-failed-president-least-awful

Demburrows:
Nigeria has been targeted for distruction (division), the arrow 11.3, 11.5 pointing to nigeria. If you don't know Nigeria has been the waging block hindering Africa full exploitation by the west (check Isis already within).

Fact: the next world war will be heated here. . Africa.

Aiit, i keep my cool for now.

https://s23.postimg.org/xgdlham17/yobe.jpg
Cool temper. Dont be an Alarmist!

11.5, 11.13 are coordinates which gives you Yobe in North East Nigeria.

In 1983, when Chadian forces invaded Nigeria in the Borno State, Buhari used the forces under his command to chase them out of the country, crossing into Chadian territory in spite of an order given by President Shagari to withdraw.This 1983 Chadian military affair led to more than 100 victims and "prisoners of war".

Until 1991 Borno State contained what is now Yobe State

On 14 May 2013, President Goodluck Jonathan declared a state of emergency in Yobe State along with neighboring Borno State and Adamawa State, due to the activities of the terrorist network Boko Haram.

Abubakar Shekau, the leader of Boko Haram, was born in Shekau village of Yobe

Fast forward, the Chadian forces alongside Nigeria are now assisting and fighting Boko Haram in Yobe

Just as in the artwork on the Beatles' Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band album cover sleeve, the writing is ~~on the wall~~ in that picture for Boko Haram positioned in 11.5,11.13 - Buhari the afterthought is back on the scene, after their magazine cover mis-prediction of Jonathan been re-sworn in

Horlawoomey:
I didn't know we have many Jack Bauers in Nigeria, enjoying the analysis though.

https://s2.postimg.org/gqslqiubp/m_laugh.gif

MDelgado:
Thanks for explaining other signs..

The Nigeria prediction is suffice, I dont think we need to tear our hair out with the others
but if you want an interestingly similar and eerie one from which the artist Matt Herring likely got his inspiration for making this cover for The Economist magazine
Check out the prediction of John Lennon's death from this artwork. Watch George Harrison too, who followed or was next.
https://www.nairaland.com/2124687/world-powers-decided-nigerian-elections/2#32322194

ellechrystal:
By the way I didn't steal anyone's idea. Thanks.
The one the guy did wasn't as detailed as this, there is a huge difference.

Dont mind them jaare or listen to your detractors
More pseudo, elementary and marvel comic in manner I would say are the content the guy did

sukkot:
I can do a 10 page dissertation on that cover but then i would be revealing too many astrological, numerology and illuminati occultic secrets. so i went straight to the point. however the detailed one you have is a bunch of speculations and innuendos and hypothesis from people who are trying to figure out what it all means. when you know what it all means like i do, you only need few words. and what i revealed in my thread is less than one percent of what is actually on the cover. some things just cannot be said on a public forum.

Pfft. Listen to him, saying "I can do a 10 page dissertation on that cover".
10 page dissertation on someone else' whims & caprices, fantasies, wild imaginations and predictive efforts done on a drawings? SMH
You dont half make me laugh. Get off your high horse. You're likely the Cheshire cat, Matt Herring painted on the magazine cover grin

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Christianity Etc › Re: The Christ Embassy Church Is A Cult by MuttleyLaff: 7:27pm On Apr 05, 2015

Joagbaje:
It's not only Christ embassy that's a cult. Christianity is a cult.

There is cult, and there is cult
Is this an attempt to "get the dirt off" Christ embassy so Christ embassy can come up smelling of roses? cool

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Politics › Re: The World Powers Have Decided The Nigerian Elections Winner. It Is Not GEJ. by MuttleyLaff: 3:21pm On Apr 05, 2015

sukkot:
now there is a magazine called THE ECONOMIST. in it the world controllers aka the illuminated ones, the Rotschilds and Rockefellers and Gettys and Duponts, who control all the worlds economies and central banks and money supplies and exchange rates decide what moves they are going to make for a new year for the whole year. they put all the moves they will make in symbolic and cryptic pictures. now all the moves they would make for 2015 have been laid out on the january 2015 cover and this is why they sent john kerry to come see buhari. now let me give you a clue as to read the picture symbols. any leaders who will feature prominently in their agenda will be in the front two rows. any leader who they want to get rid off will be towards the back with their heads cut off. all you will see is their head. their bodies would have been cut off. and GEJ is one of those with his body cut off and he is in the back meaning he has been axed out of their agenda.

cecegorz:
You lack common sense my friend.

Even if you would have been believed, your stupid logic of not seeing the body of the people behind is so pedestrian.
Have you ever seen a group picture where the bodies of people behind the front row is visible?
Besides all the guys in front are leaders of the top world economies, and whatever happens in their countries will continue to make news whether your Illuminati nonsense likes it or not.

The economist is a magazine that analyzes world economic indices on a weekly basis,
so quit this your junk and amateur picture reading.
The illustration is simply current affairs and expected flash points around the world in the course of the year

https://s2.postimg.org/gqslqiubp/m_laugh.gif
Touché

Politics › Re: The World Powers Have Decided The Nigerian Elections Winner. It Is Not GEJ. by MuttleyLaff: 2:38pm On Apr 05, 2015*

sukkot:
if you feel so strongly about it why not open your own thread with your own opinions ?

https://s2.postimg.org/gqslqiubp/m_laugh.gif
Listen to yourself and dont be silly asking me to open a thread of my own

With opinions and statements from you like the one below, you sound like one who has read too many Marvel comic books as a teenager but cant seem to forget about them

"the return of the ancient gods aka what some like to call nibiru aka the saints aka the prophets of old,
and because of this a tenth planet to commemorate this return will be added to our solar system called planet X"

Instead of pretending like you know something about the magazine cover
why don't you learn to use your elementary knowledge of deciphering in a less cliche, less Black Jew Brotherhood and less marvel comic manner

Politics › Re: The World Powers Have Decided The Nigerian Elections Winner. It Is Not GEJ. by MuttleyLaff: 12:25pm On Apr 05, 2015*

eaz:
Good evening all.
Kindly click on the link below for a comprehensive and detailed but different view about the Economist magazine's new year front page.
In my opinion, the day GEJ said he did not need the opinion of the economist based on an article they wrote about him to win an election was when I knew it was over for him.
http://vigilantcitizen.com/vigilantreport/economist-2015-cover-filled-cryptic-symbols-dire-predictions/

sukkot:
the only reason serco is put there is because it is british. has nothing to do with the spiderman.
you need to understand esoteric exegesis of manufactured situations.

Cant help out now or enough about your delusions

You err my friend, it is the other way round
The only the only reason spiderman is put there is because of SERCO
The spider is SERCO's logo which is a subliminal artwork and imageries of the businesses it's involved in.
When you think of FEMA etc, think of SERCO and others potentially in the near future running it

Another fact is, the "The Economist" is partly owned by the Rothschild banking family of England.

We all know what the Rothschilds, JP Morgans etc of this world are all about. Right?

Anyway "The Economist"/the Rothschild commissioned the artist to make an artwork based on the predictions they have

The artist used the artwork on the Beatles' Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band album cover sleeve where the death of John Lennon was predicted as the inspiration to create the cover for that "The Economist" edition.
Check out https://www.nairaland.com/2124687/world-powers-decided-nigerian-elections/2#32322194

In The Economist" cover version, Jonathan, like all the others with color body and grey faces, are those that have worked for them past, present and future
Notice Jonathan had a blue suit on and not necessarily having his body cut off as sukkot claims

"The Economist" was predicting a smiling Jonathan to be in their circle, working for them in 2015, and even hinted with the coordinates 11.5, 11.3 that Yobe where Boko Haram emanated from, needs to be dealt with
but then come February "The Economist" jumped ship rooting for Buhari
Refer to http://www.economist.com/news/leaders/21642168-former-dictator-better-choice-failed-president-least-awful

Jonathan was exasperated and replied with "I don’t need your support, Jonathan tells Economist magazine"

The point is the World Powers Did Not Decide The Nigerian Elections Winner in the "The Economist" cover.
The Economist's turnabout and rooting for Buhari was an afterthought

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Christianity Etc › Re: Funny Picture Of Jesus Taking A Selfie. by MuttleyLaff: 11:44am On Apr 05, 2015

Olamitisoji:
Funny picture of Jesus taking a selfie on the cross of Calvary.

Gofwane:
Mehn, stop that type of joke. It ain't funny.

Later wen things don't start working 4 ya, u start crying 'God, y me'...smh

EroticAngelina:
not funny

https://s4.postimg.org/4ye3k5y1p/jesus_selfie.jpg
When Jesus takes a selfie, what shows up is not Him
It is you, I and others that shows in the selfie

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Christianity Etc › Re: Water Elements And 'Water Children' by MuttleyLaff: 7:09am On Apr 04, 2015*

sukkot:
WHAT YOU HAVE POSTED AND QUOTED IS EXACTLY WHAT I HAVE STATED. WHAT IS CONFUSING YOU ?

It is true that "WHAT YOU HAVE POSTED AND QUOTED IS EXACTLY WHAT I HAVE STATED"

sukkot:
however if you are speaking of the word IS RA EL itself you have to remember that the old testament scrolls was written in egypt during their 400 years plus sojourn in egypt so those names i suspect are an amalgamation of ISIS, RA THE SUN GOD AND ELOHIM. which they all are different forms of power as perceived in egypt. so unless you want to be caught up in the semantics of words, it derives from their sojourn in egypt, but it all means POWER. which GOD also means POWER. its all about POWER. heaven has power and earth has no power. so to be the prince of the power means you are a god. like scripture says ye are all gods in psalms. so i suspect thats why they came up with the amalgamation ISRAEL in egypt.

but it is the way you confuse yourself with your "suspect" in the latter bold above that is epic
"WHAT YOU HAVE STATED" and the latter bold above don't gel together

Politics › Re: The World Powers Have Decided The Nigerian Elections Winner. It Is Not GEJ. by MuttleyLaff: 6:41am On Apr 04, 2015*

sukkot:
You miss the point. everything on that grounded jet is british. castrol , STP, SERCO, the british flag on the tail.
its a compound statement being made there concerning everything on that grounded jet

It's you who missed the point on the role SERCO has and is playing.

nuclearboy asked
"Spider - man in front of everyone and even flying.....
so please OP, does that mean Spidey gets a whole continent?"

but you like someone putting the "pro" in coprophilia went off with the incoherent and some, it's "the return of the ancient gods aka what some like to call nibiru aka the saints aka the prophets of old, and because of this a tenth planet to commemorate this return will be added to our solar system called planet X"

so had to confirm the point that was right there, that "It already has gotten almost "a whole continent" and more" caught in the web
https://s28.postimg.org/7ij4f2le1/serco.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szNLMtgI7hU

https://s27.postimg.org/68aiilrar/Serco_Spider.jpg

SERCO is a British outsourcing company based in UK used by governments including America, Australia, Germany, New Zealand, Dubai in the United Arab Emirates, Denmark, Canada etc.

It operates public and private transport and traffic control, aviation, military weapons, detention centres, prisons and schools on behalf of its countries-government customers

It also controls time and essentially also runs the UK and others

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Politics › Re: The World Powers Have Decided The Nigerian Elections Winner. It Is Not GEJ. by MuttleyLaff: 12:10am On Apr 04, 2015*

pazienza:
Ok. What's the meaning of the 11.5 and 11.3 there and the little girl, who is she?

Sukkot, and then the monalisa image. That image is so occultic, who is she really, and what does she represent there?

spinna:
This cover is full of the symbols and plans of evil men but God will turn their wisdom to folly.
Enter the numbers of the two yellow arrows (11.5,11.13 as longitude and latitude ... what's your result?
These men who want to be gods manufacture weapons,
so they thrive on war, they manipulate the media to make people fight, and they take power to suck resources.
U know oil is the reason for bharam?
Their plans will backfire

https://s23.postimg.org/xgdlham17/yobe.jpg
11.5, 11.13 gives you Yobe

In 1983, when Chadian forces invaded Nigeria in the Borno State, Buhari used the forces under his command to chase them out of the country, crossing into Chadian territory in spite of an order given by President Shagari to withdraw.This 1983 Chadian military affair led to more than 100 victims and "prisoners of war".

Until 1991 Borno State contained what is now Yobe State

On 14 May 2013, President Goodluck Jonathan declared a state of emergency in Yobe State along with neighboring Borno State and Adamawa State, due to the activities of the terrorist network Boko Haram.

Abubakar Shekau, the leader of Boko Haram, was born in Shekau village of Yobe

Fast forward, the Chadian forces alongside Nigeria are now assisting and fighting Boko Haram in Yobe

Just as in the artwork on the Beatles' Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band album cover sleeve, the writing is ~~on the wall~~ in that picture for Boko Haram positioned in 11.5,11.13 - Buhari the afterthought is back on the scene, after their magazine cover mis-prediction

Politics › Re: The World Powers Have Decided The Nigerian Elections Winner. It Is Not GEJ. by MuttleyLaff: 10:49pm On Apr 03, 2015*

nuclearboy:
Spider - man in front of everyone and even flying.....
so please OP, does that mean Spidey gets a whole continent?

https://s28.postimg.org/7ij4f2le1/serco.jpg
You're close to the meaning, and in a kind of way, right
It already has gotten almost "a whole continent" and more
Zoom out the above picture to reveal the subtle and subliminal details
Goverments all around the world outsource to SERCO - The Biggest Company You've Never Heard Of

sukkot:
spider-man represents the return of the Gods

Google or Youtube SERCO to know what "spider-~~man~~ represents"
and to confirm who has a spider and web has its logo
Zoom out the SERCO's logo to reveal the subtle and subliminal details

Politics › Re: The World Powers Have Decided The Nigerian Elections Winner. It Is Not GEJ. by MuttleyLaff: 9:29pm On Apr 03, 2015*

https://s29.postimg.org/kr663u0rb/sgt.jpg
The Economist "The World in 2015" cover
obviously was inspired by the artwork on the Beatles' Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band album cover sleeve

Note the funeral wreath
At the height of their career, watch their demeanours, on the right, watch where John Lennon and the other three beatles' gazes are looking
Look at the left, watch them again, their demeanours, now all in mourning black, and where John Lennon and the other three beatles' gazes are

The writing is ~~on the wall~~ in the picture

Celebrities › Re: Funny Messages To Buhari... Rotfl by MuttleyLaff: 12:17am On Apr 01, 2015*

1. Dont forget vision 20:2020, it is 5 years away
you have the political will and now our mandate to make this a reality
2. Prevent the 1st lady from using sirens & blocking roads for hours on end when making visits
3. Sort and straighten this place out asap, make here El Dorado so we wont need to be travelling out anymore
4. Tell all those "Man of God" that hoodwinked Jonathan and predicted he will win re-election, to return church members tithes and close shop
5. Tell Reuben Abati he is good at acting, and so start all over by sticking to Theater Arts or appear as a red nosed clown that he is, on Nigerian Village Square.
6. Tell FFK, Fayose and Okupe one word KARMA
7. The pasan or horsewhip last wife had is in the attic, it will be brought out along with nicknames, at any sign of your performance getting k-leg.
8. Warn your daughter, we dont want to be viewing any lying on bales of money, living it big, rubbing it in our faces Instagram pictures of her

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Politics › Re: Fayose Imposes Dusk To Dawn Curfew In Ekiti by MuttleyLaff: 7:11pm On Mar 31, 2015

arsenal33:
he still doesn't get it. he is in deep shite

https://s30.postimg.org/wnw1nt9k1/gmb2.jpg
His Nightmare on ~~Elm~~ ~~Street~~ at Aso Rock very soon

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Politics › Re: "I Am So Proud Of My Husband" – Aisha Buhari by MuttleyLaff: 7:01pm On Mar 31, 2015

Ilamina:
she looks wicked

I preferred Patience

https://s28.postimg.org/o5xrf2ugd/cela.jpg
Same I too have been thinking after watching her at various campaigning outings
She looks like one who has a touch of a "I will or I can show you pepper" wicked streak in her
Watch her body language and facial demeanour closely sometimes whenever she is out
I wouldnt trade her with Iya P though

C'est la vie - "That's life"

Christianity Etc › Re: Ghanaian Pastor Jailed For 5yrs In Uk After He Forgot His Name @heathrow Airport by MuttleyLaff: 4:00pm On Mar 30, 2015*

Redoil:
why bringing the holy spirit into this

Nahin, I bin dey take code and style tellam say asking the holy spirit suppose to no dey for the conundrum
In compromising situation like dis, as far as holy spirit is concerned, you are on your own, nothing do am
and if una make mistake, say you wan try involve holy spirit like ifeness suggest, na one chance be dat

Redoil:
Life is harsh and difficult and people tend to mostly do things base on what they believe is right as long as they are not stepping on the any body toe and the law.
I will suggest you do some serious soul searching about God again maybe you will find him maybe not. For if you seek him you will surely find him.
Note i am not forcing you to do it it is just a matter of choice.
I will encourage you to think for ur self and all all others the priveldge to do so too.

Dis one na the most painful part, when pastors bin form hollier than thou,
like say pastor no dey mess, and even pastor mess sef, the mess no go smell
or like say, butter no dey melt for pastors mouth,
meanwhile pastor don turn corner more than church member, with exhibits, contrabands and bootlegs

Redoil:
And please stop the insult on xtian

I am yet to read anything insultive here by ifeness
Are you saying he insulted xtian on the post or implying he serially insults "xtian"

ifeness:
No matter how hard and difficult life is, it still pays to be honest

Nobarger is 100% honest
Even you sef, you get, at least, a lie, you too dey live.

So my guy, "if you wanna criticise, do am small small, you no holy pass ma brother"
Am not two faced with you my guy, na TuBaba sing am like that

ifeness:
I am a God who has found himself on this earthly journey of mine.
Have you realized you are a God or are you still being fooled by the Bible?
If so please do some soul searching.

Which kind God be ya own? Which kind God you be o ifeness?
Wetin make una realize una a God?
Abeg nack me story, how does Bible fool pesin?
Soul lost before? Why the need to soul search. If I no do, wetin go happen, what is the consequence or implication?

ifeness:
If a pastor forgets his name that easy then you know something is wrong with Christianity.
I am sure he would remember his name if offered a private jet.

The Pastor nefa forget his name that easy and nothing is wrong with Christianity
The matter bin say, pastor forgot mention the correct name at the correct time
That one is a fact right there

Tings like dis happen, no be big big deal,
when God leave pesins to dem devices, na so easily spirit of confusion or spirit of lying dey take enter bodi

Knowing name when offered private jet is in contrast with forgeting the correct name to give when under tension grilled by border control
The circumstances or settings are different. APC and PDP, both get 3 letters but dem no be the same

Christianity Etc › Re: Ghanaian Pastor Jailed For 5yrs In Uk After He Forgot His Name @heathrow Airport by MuttleyLaff: 12:17pm On Mar 30, 2015

ifeness:
He should have asked the holy spirit.

I'm sure all he could remember is the bible verse that says "pay your tithe"

mba mba that one with the holy spirit no wash, e no follow ooo
una know says at times God fit send out a spirit of confusion or spirit of lying
wey be say when dem come ask you question,
na wrong answer una go give after the spirit of foolishness don take over
Isaiah 19:14 and 1 Kings 22:22

Politics › Re: Jonathan Wins Nigeria's Presidential Election by MuttleyLaff: 12:35pm On Mar 29, 2015*

XueRengui:
Oops

XueRengui:
Splendid

Aiming for FTC is not only puerile
but is equally bad for the health especially when it's an Apr 17, 2011 stale news that was pulled up to make first comment on in 2015
April fool came 2 days early
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Christianity Etc › Re: Joagbaje’s Miracle HIV Healing Claim Debunked by MuttleyLaff: 10:06pm On Mar 28, 2015*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPXSgwqWP8Y
Na only leg you pay for, you never pay for arm
Give me 50,000
Ask for more tithes
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Christianity Etc › Re: Water Elements And 'Water Children' by MuttleyLaff: 4:43am On Mar 26, 2015

aim5:
The relationship aspect is corrupted yes.
I just said that because both signs have some similar traits.
Also what is your take on the FAKE Jew-ish people of IS RA EL?

sukkot:
well first off israel is a title which means PRINCE OF THE POWER.
its a title much like CEO, DR, CHIEF. but it is a celestial title.
it is not a lineage. like you can be stripped from that title like the tribe of dan was stripped from being israel.
it is a title for those who overcome satan hence the wrestling match between jacob and satan
and when jacob won his name got changed to israel.
thats an allegory meaning only those who conquer their evil side will be given the title and will make it into the house of israel.
so those khazars in the land of israel are deceiving themselves. but they know they are deceiving themselves hence why they call them selves israelis and not israelites. the biblical title will be israelites and not israelis

sukkot:
however if you are speaking of the word IS RA EL itself you have to remember that the old testament scrolls was written in egypt during their 400 years plus sojourn in egypt so those names i suspect are an amalgamation of ISIS, RA THE SUN GOD AND ELOHIM. which they all are different forms of power as perceived in egypt. so unless you want to be caught up in the semantics of words, it derives from their sojourn in egypt, but it all means POWER. which GOD also means POWER. its all about POWER. heaven has power and earth has no power. so to be the prince of the power means you are a god. like scripture says ye are all gods in psalms. so i suspect thats why they came up with the amalgamation ISRAEL in egypt.

aim5:
That's why I spaced out ISRAEL like that. Its a combo of Isis, RA and El. All the same, it equates to power like you've said.

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Genesis 32:27-28
27And he said unto him, What is thy name? And he said, Jacob
28And he said, Thy name shall be called no more Jacob, but Israel: for as a prince hast thou power with God and with men, and hast prevailed

Christianity Etc › Re: Joagbaje’s Miracle HIV Healing Claim Debunked by MuttleyLaff: 3:34am On Mar 26, 2015

breadandbutter:
You are an iddiot for trying to drag Joagbaje's name in the mud.
I have met him twice in Lagos and he is blessed and through him God did wonders in the lives of a lot of people. You should apologize to the man of God for all these insults before you all are consumed by the wrath of God

PastorKun:
It is your father that you are addressing as an idio.t and rather than being angry with you,

I pity you for being a victim of the oyakhilome criminal organisation of which joagbaje is merely a hustling foot soldier who is trying to impress his criminal godfather and pay master.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Christians Please Make Me Understand Better. by MuttleyLaff: 7:45pm On Mar 24, 2015

5minsmadness:
NO I am not.
I am saying the bible is a compact but complex key of knowledge put together for the main purpose of salvation for the common man.
That verse you quoted has a deeper meaning than what you are reading there.

But Don't worry yourself. It's not important. As long as the salvation. Message is passed across.
Most of the other knowledge can be very distracting.

https://s17.postimg.org/o421ozfmj/more.jpg
about "the deeper meaning" and "other knowledge"
Please, pretty please.

Celebrities › Re: Peter Okoye, Wife And Kids On The Cover Of Motherhood Magazine by MuttleyLaff: 10:44pm On Mar 21, 2015

missclasssy:
Doesn't this Lola of a lady smile

Even the husband is smiling whimsically in his bid to compensate for his wife's inability to facially express emotion

Vikky014:
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha bt seriously is she hiding something or what with her bony face

mrjerrfrac:
smiles don't fit her

https://s14.postimg.org/x7e8ffmk1/okoye.jpg

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Celebrities › Re: Peter Okoye, Wife And Kids On The Cover Of Motherhood Magazine by MuttleyLaff: 9:42pm On Mar 21, 2015*

missclasssy:
Doesn't this Lola of a lady smile

Even the husband is smiling whimsically in his bid to compensate for his wife's inability to facially express emotion

https://s4.postimg.org/reyqvl2pl/True_False.jpg

Forum Games › Re: The Mother Of All Brain Teasers ( Come In Geeks) by MuttleyLaff: 8:51pm On Mar 21, 2015

Roon9:
Say it already

https://s16.postimg.org/sru3x63sx/Question_Mark.jpg
No I haven't.

Christianity Etc › Re: Eyebrow-predictions by MuttleyLaff: 7:30pm On Mar 21, 2015

ravixou388:
http://allspirituals.com/eyebrow-predictions/

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Sports › Re: Stephen Keshi’s Daughter Weds Today (photos) by MuttleyLaff: 6:49pm On Mar 21, 2015

madridguy:
Yes I am a Muslim.

https://s17.postimg.org/tty6hg6q7/Prince.gif
Prince and I know.
Enjoy this Live and Let Live lullaby

Sports › Re: Stephen Keshi’s Daughter Weds Today (photos) by MuttleyLaff: 6:10pm On Mar 21, 2015

madridguy:
Barqa Lahu fihi

Adyrin:
Are you okay?
Na so people D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ begin confess wizardry Ooº°

madridguy:
My broda na prayer for the newest couple in town naa.

Barqa Lahu fihi means may Allah grant you baraka ( blessings)
No wizardry confession, it loosely means God bless you
madridguy must be a muslim of some sort,
as he often drops this at wedding posts

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Forum Games › Re: The Mother Of All Brain Teasers ( Come In Geeks) by MuttleyLaff: 3:52pm On Mar 21, 2015*

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Roon9:
Well have been able to decode 8 from the lots...
Although I did tag wit a friend to get two of them.

Lemme see u guys try

No10:
I think I've bust that one. No 10 is now the remaining puzzle

No passing the buck
No10 should have done No 10. Ba Dum Tsh! ♬♬ grin

html14java:
64Squares....chessboard.
26Letters..... alphabet
7Days.....week
7Wonders..... world
12 Signs....Zodiac
52cards....pack
18 Holes.....golf course
5 Fingers......hand
206bones......body

Lemme leave 10 for someone to guess

Roon9:
Outstanding! We have just 6b in a O left

https://s8.postimg.org/qryt3um1t/Oo_O.jpg
Not anymore more,
as the BALLS are my in court and it's OVER to me to come to the rescue.
Solved and saved the day,
but hey, dont want to be the party-pooper or piss on someones bonfire,
so, "Lemme" leave real cricket aficionados,
to chip in the answer for No 10, 6 B in an O

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Celebrities › Re: Meet Nigerian Celebrities & Their Mums( Funke Akindele,omawumi,waje,uche Jombo) by MuttleyLaff: 5:29pm On Mar 15, 2015*

Miss you, RIP mum ✞

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