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Christianity Etc › Re: "I Held Meetings With Snakes..." - Peterside Idah, ex-Eagles Goalkeeper! by MuttleyLaff: 1:54pm On Mar 15, 2015*

haibe:
You just killed it

cc Ishilove, aikhimself, buJu234
These sort of smoke and mirrors tactics in the "church" industry are no accident haibe
the guise to discourage fornication etc and instigate fear into people's lives is a smokescreen for real intentions or veiled objectives

Christianity Etc › Re: "I Held Meetings With Snakes..." - Peterside Idah, ex-Eagles Goalkeeper! by MuttleyLaff: 1:28pm On Mar 15, 2015*

Firefire:
Raw and practical Christianity my brother... the devil is wickedly wicked and badly bad

The thief cometh not, but for to steal, and to kill, and to destroy. I am come that they might have life, and that they might have it more abundantly.”

Many years ago, a thief was caught somewhere along with five others.

He was not an ordinary thief because he operated with demonic powers. He usually fortified himself with evil powers. On the day of their execution, the five others said their last prayers as directed by the man of God but this hardened criminal said he was not interested in any prayer because he knew that ordinarily, their guns would not be able to kill him.

As the soldiers started to shoot, it did not take minutes before the other five died. But the man refused to die. The soldiers concentrated all their bullets on him, yet he did not die. They got confused. An old man, a child of the devil, who was watching the execution moved closer to the soldiers and said, “You are small boys. Can’t you see that he is saying something?

As long as he keeps talking like that, you will not be able to kill him.” They asked the old man what they should do and he said, “I will say one or two things, and then you shoot his mouth.” They obeyed his words, shot the thief’s mouth and he died. You may have to shoot the mouth of your enemies today in order to finish them. You may ask if that is biblical.

The Bible says, “Arise O Lord, and save me O my God for thou hast smite all my enemies upon the cheekbone and thou hast broken the teeth of the ungodly.” God has to strike them on their cheekbone in order to stop them from issuing incantations, spells, curses, and evil pronouncements against the children of the living God.

Pray like this. “Every mouth pronouncing evil against me, receive the slap of God, in the name of Jesus.” DR. D. K. Olukoya

cc Ishilove, aikhimself, buJu234, vooks

The above is some of the "added salt and pepper in the message (which he does regularly in his messages)" haibe is talking about.

The student union guy with a serpent slithering tongue on his private part head is another one among exaggerated others to mention

Remembered, a while back, one Ezniteadin complained about Dr D. K. Olukoya's "communication techniques" and him using crude languages when mentioning body private parts in the "Dancers at the Gate of Hell" message

Dr D. K. Olukoya claimed in the "Dancers at the Gate of Hell" message that men have two muscles, one in the mouth, the other, under
and that women have a muscle in the mouth and a hole under
BUT Dr D. K. Olukoya is learned
and should know that men have a hole under like women, ALSO that women have muscle under like men do
Dr D. K. Olukoya, correctly should have said: men and women have two muscles, one in the mouth, the other in the private part, to be wary of

As haibe rightly observed, Dr D. K. Olukoya embellishes his teachings and make them more "attractive" with the addition of decorative details.
He didnt even shy from using expletives or swear words as "added salt and pepper" in the "Dancers at the Gate of Hell" message when talking of winning American visa

SMH, Dr D. K. Olukoya fed on peoples diverse insecurities, vulnerabilities etc asking them to RUN quickly to the altar
and compelling them to pray shouting like as if praying to a deaf or hard on hearing God.

Repeatedly he made "come out" calls under different guises to get as much people as possible.

Ezniteadin complained about Dr D. K. Olukoya's foul languages and self adulations like:
"I became born again since 1974, I pastor "my" first church in 1981"

but failed to mention, LOL, Dr D. K. Olukoya wants to take information from those at the altar, so he'll be praying for them by name.

LOL, how gullible and easily deceived can one be, if not this way.

He will be praying for them by name my foot,
that information he is obtaining, to him, is a list of names and addresses of people to whom advertising matter, marketing information or other money soliciting material may be mailed regularly to

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Family › Re: She Doesn't Love Him, But He Doesn't Believe In Divorce. by MuttleyLaff: 11:54pm On Mar 14, 2015

pashaun:
False. Polyandry in Asia, the women are in charge

Please be specific, clearly identify where, the women, particularly in Asia are in charge?

Family › Re: She Doesn't Love Him, But He Doesn't Believe In Divorce. by MuttleyLaff: 10:54pm On Mar 14, 2015

5minsmadness:
ok, I will ask him tomorrow when i see him

Thank you and no hard feelings

Crime › Re: Graphic Photo: Police Man Gruesomely Murdered By Robbers In Benue by MuttleyLaff: 8:30pm On Mar 14, 2015*

https://s13.postimg.org/3plovm2qv/cop.jpg
Shouldnt the GCFR be setting the same tone here too
instead of waka waka about visiting and canvassing support for election

Cop killers are plentiful and the life of the police is consequently of little value here
It was Lekki just recently, now it's Benue

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Family › Re: She Doesn't Love Him, But He Doesn't Believe In Divorce. by MuttleyLaff: 8:26pm On Mar 14, 2015

pashaun:
Wrong. Polygyny is when a man has more than one wife. Polygny and Polyandry are forms of polygamy.

In polyandry the woman is the leader

Polygny or polyandry whatever it might be, would only aggravate a situation

Madam, "In polyandry the woman is the leader", is not true ma'am,
as the women, just as in polygny,
are not in control of this other husbands arrangement or set-up

Family › Re: She Doesn't Love Him, But He Doesn't Believe In Divorce. by MuttleyLaff: 8:05pm On Mar 14, 2015

5minsmadness:
apologies. i thought you were a familar. my mistake.

*deep deep deep sigh*

you are so barking up the wrong tree bro. Please do your "due diligence" on my dossier again. I am NOT the man in question. If I have issues I clearly state it is me(look at my previous threads). This isn't the first time i am bringing one of my cases to nairaland. I don't do it often (at least I hope not) but when i do its cos I'm stumped and I'm looking for outside the box ideas. All the information I gave are in the original post, please read through it again slowly and without malice.

tanchu.

I dont know why you got the hump for me being honest in admitting checking up your profile and posts before posting on the thread
Though I might have fleetingly seen your monicker before, apart from that I dont know you from Jack
so what has malice got to with this
I bear no malice towards anybody, please dont give me bad market

Where have you heard treatment or advice is given without probing questions and then the diagnosis

You think this is time fooling around make more enquiries, when "all the information you gave in the original post" werent adequate enough
I guessed it might come to this, which is why I warned "Please give responses to all the questions for the expected advice".
- all the questions, as in, all my questions for the expected advice

Family › Re: She Doesn't Love Him, But He Doesn't Believe In Divorce. by MuttleyLaff: 7:41pm On Mar 14, 2015

pashaun:
Polyandry is polygamy. Lol

Polygyny is polygamy too

One, polygamy, has to do with a man having more than one wife at the same time
- all following one leader
the other, polyandry, has to do with a woman having more than one husbands at the same time
- one following more than one leader

the latter more of a recipe for chaos

Family › Re: She Doesn't Love Him, But He Doesn't Believe In Divorce. by MuttleyLaff: 7:14pm On Mar 14, 2015

lrguru:
I have always loved polygamy as a traditional man, I don't know about u? Yes u reading this

pashaun:
So do you think women should have multiple husbands too?

As a matter of truth both polygamy or polyandry is not acceptable, lets not deceive each other

Having said that with polygamy, all get to follow a leader
as for polyandry, the one gets to follow two leaders
but we know, one cant follow two leaders
so making polygamy is a lesser evil

Family › Re: She Doesn't Love Him, But He Doesn't Believe In Divorce. by MuttleyLaff: 6:56pm On Mar 14, 2015*

5minsmadness:
hellooo old member with a new moniker, how r u doing

his reasons are mainly religious and because he doesnt want a broken up home and he's scared what will happen to the kids.

as for the porn, he started resorting to it when she denied him sex for long periods of time, and it grew into a bad habit and he wants to stop.

as for Timbuktou and babyosisi, dont worry yourself, its a story that starts way way back when wars were fought on gender battlefields

cc: grandstar, Timbuktou, babyosisi

Ogbologbo! Dont know how you came about "old member with a new moniker" but never mind, "how r u doing" too

I had already done my due diligence on you before posting on the thread you opened up
- like your dossier, your responses and posts
Wouldnt want to be found spending precious time on a time waster

I had Timbuktou and babyosisi etc added as mentions because it was your responses to their posts I repeated
but to curtail repetitions that guzzles up bandwidth didnt mention their equally relevant and important posts

Since it was advice you requested, let's make this clear, dont expect a "Last Chance Saloon" advice to be proffered,
because anyone that says marriage is a bed of roses, has probably forgotten to mention the prickly thorns of roses

It serves right to remember, at the back of the mind, that it is better to give than receive
- we will come back to this full course later

Does your friend or you, really know what porn is?
Does your friend or you know why people go into or go for porn?
Let's know why your friend resorts to porn because am still trying to understand the leap to porn
What role is porn serving in this case, how did it or how does it come into play here?

Delving a bit in the realms of psychology, not saying am a sex therapist nor doing a psychological analysis,
but is there any reason or history for his wife to be frigid, has she sufferred sexual assault, sexual abuse etc

According to you, your friend, he is a traditionalist, isnt that so? Please confirm
Can we safely assume that his wife is not a traditionalist?
Is breaking with convention, an option that CAN be considered for both of them and this current situation?

He is intimately attracted to his wife?
Does he find her sexually, physically and inwardly attractive?

"She Doesn't Love Him, But He Doesn't Believe In Divorce" you say, but does she respect him?

Despite not having sex, regularly getting sex or having the opportunity of making love, does he LOVE his wife?

Despite not having sex, regularly getting sex or having the opportunity of making love, are they affectionate with each other, hold hands, kiss and cuddle? Do they flirt, horse-play or "ta ge" with each other?

Please give responses to all the questions for the expected advice.

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Family › Re: She Doesn't Love Him, But He Doesn't Believe In Divorce. by MuttleyLaff: 5:37pm On Mar 14, 2015

5minsmadness:
This couple have been married for three years and have two kids. The man met his wife at his workplace during which time she had just finished nysc. They got to know each other better and soon they became a couple and got married. The man helped her get a job at his place of work but noticed she didn't mention his help to her parents, making it look as if she got the job herself. However he overlooked it thinking it was no big deal.

Recently however he has come to realise that his wife doesn't love him. He feels this way because she never acknowledges his good deeds around the house, is never willing to listen to any advice he has to give but rather takes her friend's advice over his. Most times he asks for sex she says she is tired or in her period or that they should postpone it to the next day And when the next say reaches she pretends to forget. If the man insists it turns into a big fight and they don't talk for days.

The man decided to be helping her around the house in case housework was overwhelming her as they don't have a nanny. He washes the clothes, picks the kids from school, cooks food for the kids and feeds them when she comes late from work and he is the one at home. Despite all this it seems he is making no headway as their sex life has not improved. The man decided to stop asking for sex but the wife didn't even notice.
She rarely serves him his food properly. He comes from a traditional family where the woman serves the man food as soon as he comes back from work. She says she was not brought up that way and starts cooking the food when the man comes home. He decided to be understanding and accepted to wait. But he finds if he doesn't remind her, she doesn't near the kitchen to cook for him. He had now resorted to serving himself when he gets home, thinking his wife will get the message but she is comfortable with it.

He feels the wife no longer has feelings for him and left for him would have divorced her long ago, but he doesn't believe in divorce. Also he is worried about the kids and how it will affect them if they separate.

Pls advice needed.

5minsmadness:
thanks for your reply.
he has discussed with her numerous times, the last time was after their last kid when she denied him sex for several months with the excuse that she was still in pains following delivery (she had a cut), he later called her aside and asked if there was anything he had done wrong as he had asked his married friends around and none of them said thier wives starved them of sex for 3months due to pain. He even offered to take her to the hospital but she refused. she apologised and said she would be better. she became more sexual for a while but soon she fell back to her old ways. right now the guy doesnt ask for sex unless she approaches him but instead satisfies himself with porn.

He didnt have any qualms telling me all his issues cos he said he wants to make sure he has done all he can before he takes the next step.

he wanted to report to the mum but she said she would change that he shouldn't embarrass her. her dad and mum have been separated since they were little so the dad has little or no say in the matter.

i dont think she is circumcised. i will ask him.

5minsmadness:
alright babyosisi how should he check himself? be specific.
Av guyishly asked him if he maybe cheated on her and she found out, he said no, he has been faithful from day one except the porn which he is trying to stop. This guy cooks food sometimes, washes clothes and even irons it for the wife all to please her. i thought it is the kind of thing you feminist ladies like? god knows if it was me I would have thrown her from the window by now, but this guy is a genuine nice guy, well known at the office and at home. what do you think is making the lady behave this way? i want to hear "you people's" point of view.

cc: grandstar, Timbuktou, babyosisi

Very good and interesting thread

One who has unreliable friends soon comes to ruin, but there is a friend who sticks closer than a brother
A friend is always loyal, and a brother is born to help in time of need

You sure are a friend and a brother indeed, loyal and sticking your neck out opening up this thread here on behalf of this individual in his time of need

OK, that said.
Why doesn't your confidant believe in divorce? What is the basis for this stance?
Is this out of a religious faith, your confidant's non-belief in divorce?

Also the porn angle is not understood. Unable to grasp the reasonableness of him gravitating to porn
Why porn? Why does he need to "satisfy himself with porn".

Noticed you grinning cheerfully at Timbuktou's post and noticed your:
"if it was me I would have thrown her from the window by now, but this guy is a genuine nice guy, well known at the office and at home"

Sorry all for repeating or mentioning those long posts

Christianity Etc › Re: The Coin In The Mouth Of The Fish by MuttleyLaff: 4:55am On Mar 13, 2015

Sarassin:
The story of the coin in the mouth of the fish appears in the Christian NT in Matt.17:24-27. It is clear the author of the story does not intend to relate a miracle of Jesus, simply put, the presentation of a mere coin in the mouth of a fish would be considered a trivial exercise of the Lord's divine power. To buttress the point, the fulfillment was never documented.

In any event,the question," Doth not your master pay the shekel-tax? " has always been understood as an indication that doubts existed in the earliest church, as to whether this tribute was to be paid by the followers of Christ, and that the subsequent answer of Jesus to Peter is intended as a guiding decision on the matter.

Therefore, if we accept the story as an allegory, (which it is) we can see that it presupposes the rather harsh rule of Matt.10:10, where the messengers of Jesus are expressly forbidden to possess and accept any money. Unlike the greedy “annointing” mongers of today, whose behaviors brings shame to their religion the original apostles were not allowed to accept anything beyond food and shelter from their brethren, either for the glad tidings of salvation or for the healing of the sick,the cleansing of the lepers, the raising of the dead, or for the expulsion of demons through their prayers.

Even if the problem had not been foreseen by Jesus, the issue would have immediately arisen, how were his messengers supposed to meet daily exigencies including the somewhat heavy money-tax for the Jewish sanctuary without infringing this inflexible rule. The symbolic solution of this dilemma in the alleged words of Matthew has sometimes been explained as referring to the former professional work of the apostle, to which he is advised to return in the case of emergency.

But we know most of the followers of Jesus had given up their livelihood to follow their Master. Therefore we have to accept the simple and convincing explanation of the likes of Origen, who see in this passage an allusion to the symbolic fishing of men.

jdilight:
Everything for bible that can not be proved scientifically has become ALLEGORY.

People

Sarassin:
One would think in this case, it is quite obvious, no?

jdilight:
What makes it an obvious allegory?

Sarassin:
For all the reasons I have previously stated above. But even simpler, I presume you are familiar with the Christian term "fishers of men", it is a metaphorical connotation of the act of converting unbelievers to the message of Jesus. The same applies, Cephas does not come back and say, "my Lord, I cast my net and caught a large fish and retrieved a silver coin from its mouth", he would have looked a prize fool, rather, he went out and converted a few Gentiles one coin at a time.

The ALLEGORY, the "hidden message" leaps out at readers with gnawing teeth

Very good, interesting and on point thread

Mark was written first and Matthew later
Matthew goofs a bit in his re-writes anyway
Matthew rehashed from Mark but doesnt at times, fully understands, follow or get Mark, when using his materials

Peter was asked to use a hook to catch a fish,
sticking with the "fish" theme or paraphernalia
but Matthew's fishing net, out of ignorance or ineptitude ends up at times mangling fish
An example is, Matthew incorrectly rehashing Zechariah 9:9 into Jesus riding two donkeys as opposed to one

Christianity Etc › Re: JESUS' TWO NATURES: GOD AND MAN by MuttleyLaff: 7:25am On Mar 12, 2015

adeniyitheprof:
So it could pain you like this?
Some Catholics like you brought this issue up here and I had to give them what I will call a preamble.

According to the Holy Bible (not me at all), you, the Catholics are worshiping and praying to a PAGAN GODDESS. It is very clear in the Bible! Believe it or not! I am less concerned of your replies or actions but God's message must be delivered.

Catholism (a religion-exalting Mary more than her Creator) and Christianity (exalting Christ alone) are parellel in prayers and worship.

This confirms a lady's reply to my question by saying "I AM NOT A CHRISTIAN BUT NOT A CATHOLIC".

Even if you are worshiping and praying Mary of the Bible, she is NOT aware of whatever is happening on this earth. Meaning, your prayers and worship, no matter how long you have been doing such abominable acts, are TOTAL WASTE.

However, Catholic Mary is quite different from that lovely, simple-minded and highly favoured earthly mother of Jesus, Mary of the Bible (God's servant)

What is the difference between a catholic and an herbalist? They both mould images and still bow down before it.

Some muslims boasted that Islam is even better than Catholism(a deviation from Christ's teaching) ; for the fact they don't have grave images they bow down and pray to.
Chai!!!.......SMH!

ACCORDING TO BIBLE: "CATHOLIC MARY" IS A PAGAN GODDESS (A DEVIL)

https://www.nairaland.com/2186600/according-bible-catholic-mary-pagan

Interpretatio christiana

Christianity Etc › Re: JESUS' TWO NATURES: GOD AND MAN by MuttleyLaff: 12:05am On Mar 12, 2015

tartar9:
yes nothing is hard for God but some things just cant happen, the infinite cannot become finite,
just like; God creating a stone he cannot move?the moment it happens He ceases to be God.

What is stopping the infinite cannot become finite
What can stop the infinite becoming finite
Who is going to stop the infinite becoming finite
Who can stop the infinite becoming finite

Who says God has to or needs to create a stone He cannot move
Why would God need or want to create a stone He cannot move

Creating a stone He cannot move is an infinite task, with no end in sight
Forget it, it just wont happen, and God will forever remain God & intact.

You are right "some things just cant happen",
truly, like not seeing the end of God creating a stone He cannot move

Christianity Etc › Re: JESUS' TWO NATURES: GOD AND MAN by MuttleyLaff: 9:57pm On Mar 11, 2015

tartar9:
how is it possible for the externaly infinite God assume finite human(flesh) form? and why is such even necessary in the first place.

Very good questions

As for the first one, this is like God asking Abraham, "Is anything too hard for the LORD?"
It is not impossible for the externaly infinite God to assume finite human (flesh)form

As for the second one, a human (flesh) form is necessary because it is the ordained way for anyone to legally function and operate on earth

adeniyitheprof:
Then WHY DID JESUS COME IN HUMAN FORM?
Answer this in a sentence!!!

SMH!

There was no other choice than to come in human form

The fiat stipulated that HUMAN FORM have dominion on earth

We can fine-tune your earlier quote of:
"The Son of God became a man that men might become sons of God." God became a man so that you might become God's child. Now that is something worth celebrating."

with the adjustment below added to it:
that we become the image of God, after His own likeness, as He originally intended or planned and no more be Adam's likeness.

Christianity Etc › Re: TB Joshua's Epic Fail On #MH370 by MuttleyLaff: 9:43pm On Mar 09, 2015

vooks:
1 year ago today, Malaysian airlines flight MH370 disappeared. To date, it has not been found and nobody has any idea what happened to it. Immediately after the disappearance, SCOAN released an (edited) video claiming TB Joshua predicted it (in reality he predicted a crash at the end of a runway, but a bit of editing sorted that out).
For a couple of weeks after, TB Joshua was chasing the news stories, dressing up new developments or speculation as “prophecies”.

On March 15th, 2014 he claimed that the missing airliner was just about to be found. You can listen to his words at the beginning of the video below:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MeKy9g0Pyg
Source
https://tbjoshuawatch.

PastorKun:
Tb Joshua releasing fake prophecies since 1900

Abeg Seun this is good frontage material.

https://s14.postimg.org/d2go8bevh/m_laugh.gif

Politics › Re: VIDEO Of The Debate Between APC & PDP Youths On Channels by MuttleyLaff: 9:54am On Mar 09, 2015

silvertuke:
Finally I have watch the debate.. There is no need to be bias.. APC totally won all the debate. The PDP Candidates were just talking out of point. But the APC Candidates were just calm, matured and prove a point. All PDP supporters are now behaving like FFK.. They came for a youth debate, instead of them to do the debate they came for, they were busy throwing insult at Buhari..

Ismaeel Ahmed really represented APC in a perfect manner unlike Mukhtar Daniyan that spent about 4mins at of 5mins to insult Buhari… well I don’t blame him, That is what they know how to do best..

That was Akin Oyebode in the closing round with Mukhtar Dan'iyan, he was briefly and incorrectly tagged as Ismaeel Ahmed.
- Ismaeel Ahmed is the APC speaker in the first video

https://s17.postimg.org/u8jv9sbjv/Ahmed.jpg
^{Ismaeel Ahmed
Chairman,
the All Progressives Congress (APC) Youth Forum (APYF)}

https://s29.postimg.org/glal3yknn/AKIN.jpg
^{Akintunde Oyebode
Head, SME Banking at Stanbic IBTC Bank since 2011}

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Politics › Re: VIDEO Of The Debate Between APC & PDP Youths On Channels by MuttleyLaff: 7:56am On Mar 09, 2015

publisher:
LOL...as usual, an APC goon created this thread and flooded front page with pro-APC comments backed up by their 'LIKES' crew.
TEAM GEJ destroyed TEAM GMB...if you think i'm lying please watch the video.

You wish TEAM GEJ destroyed TEAM GMB
Wonder why it is hard to face reality and change in the face

When the video is watched, it will be seen that TEAM GEJ faltered and did not destroy TEAM GMB

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Politics › Re: VIDEO Of The Debate Between APC & PDP Youths On Channels by MuttleyLaff: 6:29am On Mar 09, 2015*

Change2015:
That aydee is a total idiot and was always outclassed by the apc guy. I have enjoyed watching it all but truly what did the pdp guys have to offer? Jonathan is such a bad product that they are peddling fear of Buhari? The apc team was calm and composed, and notice they had hausa, yoruba and igbo representing well in contrast to the pdp team. I salute the yoruba guy on the team sha, he was on point and managed to make the aydee lose his cool... In general the pdp team seemed so angry with all the raised voices and arm waving, haba? Feeling the pressure?

#change
#GMB
#APC
#ihavedecided

Ventura1:
For Ayedee to have referred to GMB certificate shows his intelligence is no where close to that of GEJ

He thought he can bully or muscle others like he did to Linda Ikeji
and what is with him asking whether the debater has a security guard and a security guard that he pays
Shot himself in the leg, when security in the country was an issue raised in the debate

Video 1 - draw
Video 2 - the best of the debate, PDP was outclassed by a well prepared armed with facts and figures GMB/APC
Video 3 - was doggedly fought by both debaters so difficult to score
Video 4 - GMB/APC had the edge over GEJ/PDP

Ademola Olarewaju, coordinator PDP Youth Support Group, shone the best for GEJ/PDP and was his party's star

Akintunde Oyebode, twitter handle @AO1379, shone the best for GMB/APC and was his party's star in all the videos

Mukhtar Dan'iyan aka Mr Aye Dee was just playing to the gallery
instead of him raising or discussing real issues
he was making silly references in that shrill voice of his and throwing ad hominems at Buhari like FFK and Mama Peace does

The tout and thuggery in Aye Dee got the better of him towards the end in part 4, where he lost the plot, kept interrupting and raising his voice that he had to be checked, reined in and cautioned by the moderator
Live debate is not his forte, he should go back to #tweetting hashtags on Twitter

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Jokes Etc › Re: PDP Youths Taking Aye Dee To Airport After The Debate.(picture) by MuttleyLaff: 11:28pm On Mar 08, 2015

gen2briz:
After the knock out, PDP youths summon the courage to take @MrAyeDee to Airport.

owobokiri:
The one wearing yellow, is he Fayose?

kestolove95:
Eyah...so dix guy dull. Like dix self?

https://s14.postimg.org/d2go8bevh/m_laugh.gif

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Politics › Re: Apc Killed The Debate On Channels T.v Ur Views Pls by MuttleyLaff: 9:22pm On Mar 08, 2015

diluminati:
That yellow albino is a shame. I wonder what youth in his right mind would sell his birthright for a plate of lies. what a shame!

Holaryhemie:
Real shame!!!

vicadex07:
Na so we see am o. I guess money has exchanged hands and PDP has bought his conscience and thinking faculty just like they bought FFK and Barcarnista.

Shame? Sold his soul to the devil.
Certainly not sold for a plate or morsel of food
as all can tell, poverty is not to blame here but a greed for money
The same root cause along with envy was played out in Linda Ikeji own case
and allegedly he was behind that smear campaign

FFK, albeit not condoning but to some degree could be understood
- a desperate man saving his hide from the slammer

He seems to be after that 15 minutes fame, glitz and glamour, chasing money and power.

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Politics › Re: Apc Killed The Debate On Channels T.v Ur Views Pls by MuttleyLaff: 8:24pm On Mar 08, 2015*

anonimi:
Spot the difference

www.nairaland.com/attachments/2095356_10393710102048192156536297078442670364648014n_jpegbc511c63a9ef5cca1aa8d667aa621469

You almost got me, so are you implying the so called youths, learned from the best, their elders

Can understand why those men in 4-8 years ago, mind you not overnight, changed
- for extreme diseases, extreme methods of cure - BUHARI
as for Aye Dee, why he changed overnight, when it is not even up to a year ago, America will know

Politics › Re: Apc Killed The Debate On Channels T.v Ur Views Pls by MuttleyLaff: 8:15pm On Mar 08, 2015

https://s12.postimg.org/tcjdn06vh/apc.jpg

get2abbey:
So this is the person now representing PDP

Carpet-crossing
No doubt he drinks from the same trough as FFK
- complete lack of integrity in their beliefs and actions

The internet never forgets, but that cant be said about people
People seem to have a short memory and forgot what he did to Linda Ikeji which ended up with having her blog temporarily shut down

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Christianity Etc › Re: Saturday Or Sunday, Which Is The Real Sabbath Day? by MuttleyLaff: 5:07pm On Mar 08, 2015*

MizMyColi:
Lmao.
Nwanne, all this levels no be my turf again na.

MizMyColi:
Saturday church o, Sunday church o
These things are really not worth debating on

When the chips are down, it will be wished that it was debated on
Pray and hope that it will be after your time when long gone that the shít hits the fan

MizMyColi:
If you want to practice sabbath because it's written in some old jewish scripture then please be sure to follow other traditions.
Follow it to the letter

Keeping the Sabbath holy is not because it's written in some old jewish scripture
It is kept so because it is the fourth of the God moral law
Moral laws as in the four for God and six for man that made up the 10 commandments.
Moral laws are distinct from ceremonial and health laws, anyone overlooking and ignoring this fact, is doing a disservice to others

If the fourth commandment is scrapped, which other ones out of the remaining 9 is worth not following anymore.

MizMyColi:
Besides, last I checked, shebi they called us gentiles.
So we're not bound by these laws

God had to start from somewhere, Jews first, then Gentiles following swiftly behind

Correct we are not bound by the ceremonial laws
however make no mistake that we are not bound the moral laws, which the fourth commandment is among of or therein

So what if called gentiles, outsiders have always been part of Israel, they have enjoyed and respected the sabbath

MizMyColi:
Finally, in my worldview.....this is just inconsequential.
Our God-within is not bothered. Trust me

It is OK to be flippant about it now but MARK this - sorry for the MARK pun, it wasnt intentional,
MARK this, it will be important and be a deciding factor when the terrible time comes

Trust me, for anyone around at that time, fight or flight wouldnt be an option.
Will have to make the stand by choosing life or death,
more like Daniel in the Lion's Den or a Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego déjà vu

tintingz:
You don't expect everyone to be perfect.

Do many pastors even preach the laws in the bible?

90% Christians go to church on Sundays thinking it is the sabbath day and Jesus in the bible never preached that.

Hiswordxray:
Exactly, this is the reason pastors need to preach that Jesus is Sabbath and not Saturday or Sunday. And people must observe Sabbath

The devil has done at good job of selling us a red herring and as usual using the backdoor to slip something in
- You will be surprised what the mark of the beast will boil down to

Jesus is the Lord of the sabbath, as in the owner and not, Jesus is Sabbath
Believers get rest from Jesus
Please honestly and sincerely answer, must people observe first day of the week Sunday "Christian Sabbath" or the last day of the week Sabbath?

As regards to Colossians 2:16–17, the Colossians are before the time when it will matter, when people will pass judgment on others in question of keeping the Sabbath holy.
- the seal of God and the mark of the beast, we all know are both not physical seals or marks
- both have to do with what you think with the head and do with the hand

Christianity Etc › Re: Saturday Or Sunday, Which Is The Real Sabbath Day? by MuttleyLaff: 5:05pm On Mar 08, 2015*

xpac01:
By definition, Sabbath day is a day sanctified and declared holy by God as a day rest unto man.(Ex 20:8-11). And from historical accounts and Jews background, we see the last day of the week to falling on Saturday. (Lk23:53-56, Julian Calendar 46 B.C. & the Gregorian of 1582).
Now there are three (3) pressing questions which I imagine will be pertinent to ask us Niralanders.
They are:
1. How did the sabbath day metamorphose from Saturday to Sunday.
2. Why does God still manifest Himself when people worship on Sunday as against Saturday the supposed sabbath day.
3. If perhaps Saturday turns to be the real sabbath day, will all those who work and married couples who make love on saturday go to hell for defiling the sabbath?
Please the thread is open, all types of opinions are welcome. But please let's discuss and not Diss-Curse.

The simple and quick answer to your thread title question is the real sabbath day is Saturday

1. How did the sabbath day metamorphose from Saturday to Sunday?
Though early believers have been recorded as meeting up and or worshipped on Sundays, the first day of the week, it was Constantine through legislation who made the first the day of the week, a day of rest, and officially switching it from Saturday to Sunday
Others added laws to strengthen the Sunday observance as we have it today

2. Why does God still manifest Himself when people worship on Sunday as against Saturday the supposed sabbath day.?
Because He is slow to anger and of great mercy... is merciful and gracious, long-suffering and abundant in goodness

3. If perhaps Saturday turns to be the real sabbath day, will all those who work and married couples who make love on saturday go to hell for defiling the sabbath?
No, all those who work and married couples who make love on saturday will not go to hell for defiling the sabbath

The entire law, with the fourth about keeping the Sabbath holy included, is fulfilled in keeping these two commands: Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind" and "Love your neighbor as yourself."
and Jesus actually gave a demonstration on how this can be practised, when he healed on the Sabbath

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Christianity Etc › Re: Saturday Or Sunday, Which Is The Real Sabbath Day? by MuttleyLaff: 2:50pm On Mar 08, 2015*

https://s3.postimg.org/qf3zqke83/sabbat.jpg

Christianity Etc › Re: Saturday Or Sunday, Which Is The Real Sabbath Day? by MuttleyLaff: 2:39pm On Mar 08, 2015

xpac01:
By definition, Sabbath day is a day sanctified and declared holy by God as a day rest unto man.(Ex 20:8-11). And from historical accounts and Jews background, we see the last day of the week to falling on Saturday. (Lk23:53-56, Julian Calendar 46 B.C. & the Gregorian of 1582).

Now there are three (3) pressing questions which I imagine will be pertinent to ask us Niralanders.
They are:
1. How did the sabbath day metamorphose from Saturday to Sunday.
2. Why does God still manifest Himself when people worship on Sunday as against Saturday the supposed sabbath day.
3. If perhaps Saturday turns to be the real sabbath day, will all those who work and married couples who make love on saturday go to hell for defiling the sabbath?

Please the thread is open, all types of opinions are welcome. But please let's discuss and not Diss-Curse.

Re: For Catholics, Come And Ask Your Questions About The Catholic Faith by johnydon22(m): 7:17am On Oct 20, 2014
https://www.nairaland.com/1957516/catholics-come-ask-questions-catholic#31307883

johnydon22: 7:17am On Oct 20, 2014
This trend is for fellow catholics, ask questions of what you do not understand in the catholic doctrine and i will answer.
i.e: Any other person can also help and answer a question they know

MuttleyLaff: 9:48pm On Mar 04, 2015
Why and what was the rationale behind moving the day of rest from the seventh day of the week to the first day of the week?
Who, precisely sanctioned this move?
When, where and how exactly, after the death of Christ, was this move sanctioned?
Under what authority (e.g. whether it was based on bible or not) was this move carried out?

Politics › Re: Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu Has Formally Sued African Independent Television (AIT) by MuttleyLaff: 4:33am On Mar 07, 2015*

DRANOEL:
I see Dokpesi going bankrupt again, most of the things in the documentary were allegations and unconfirmed. That is why a man is guilty until proven otherwise by the courts.

Think you meant to type, a man is innocent until proven guilty
otherwise it will be putting the cart before the horse
as understandably man is guilty until proven otherwise by courts in places like China or North Korea

Billyonaire:
When you fight corruption, corruption fights back. Tinubu, will prove to us, how he got the monies to own Oriental Hotels, Radisson Blu, TVC, The Nations Airline, and hundreds of hectars of landed assets criss-crossing the Lekki Peninsula.

I am waiting.

"Presumption of innocence" serves to emphasize that the prosecution has the obligation to prove each element of the offense beyond a reasonable doubt (or some other level of proof depending on the criminal justice system) and that the accused - the Jagaban of the Borgu Kingdom, bears no burden of proof

Billyonaire:
Not really, you misunderstand. That's a SPONSORED programme. AIT has the rights to air any programme brought to it as far as it doesnt contravene the terms of reference of NBC. So, what Tinubu is doing is actually lame. AIT will NOT reveal the name of the sponsor of that ad, because there is an exisiting Non-Disclosure Agreement between the Broadcast House and the sponsor not to reveal the identity of the client.

Tinubu is only amplifying his corrupt image. He is holding on the straw, and guess what ? It is understandable, he is not as smart as people think he is.

ilugunboy:
Not an excuse in law....the law can actually compel AIT to reveals those behind the documentary

That is right, they will be compelled to reveal those behind the documentary by the legal jargon called subpoena, or a "subpoena duces tecum" to be more accurate

Billyonaire:
When you fight corruption, corruption fights back. Tinubu, will prove to us, how he got the monies to own Oriental Hotels, Radisson Blu, TVC, The Nations Airline, and hundreds of hectars of landed assets criss-crossing the Lekki Peninsula.

I am waiting.

doseni:
What if the ownership of this ventures can't be traced to him? Remember courts work with facts and concrete evidence, not just speculation. I feel if truly there is a concrete evidence against him, the pdp lead govt would have tried to use it to checkmate his influence long before now. Remember the code of conduct case. Just my own opinion thou.

Anyway accusations of presumption of guilt generally do not imply an actual legal presumption of guilt
The Jagaban of the Borgu Kingdom is innocent until proven guilty

Politics › Re: Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu Has Formally Sued African Independent Television (AIT) by MuttleyLaff: 4:30am On Mar 07, 2015

html14java:
Pls, can someone quote me and link me to the so called documentary. I wish to give my verdict too

AIT Documentary On Tinubu: Lion Of Bourdillion (Videos)
https://www.nairaland.com/2177548/ait-documentary-tinubu-lion-bourdillion

Jokes Etc › Re: African Mothers Security -pics by MuttleyLaff: 10:47pm On Mar 06, 2015

Poor-verty is a bastard

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Music/Radio › Re: 'Satan Be Gone' By Asa (Watch The Official Video) by MuttleyLaff: 10:10pm On Mar 06, 2015*

lalasticlala:
What do you think about the video?

Seun:
What do you think about it?

redcliff:
what do YOU think about it?

https://s22.postimg.org/fgtuehwfx/A_Halloween.jpg
Creepy black hat, black dress silhouette intro,
and an aura of a witch darting about but with a missing broom
Asa has "abinibi", but video's concept and ability get as it be

Christianity Etc › Re: The Harbinger: The Ancient Mystery That Holds The Secret Of America's Future by MuttleyLaff: 8:08pm On Mar 06, 2015

vooks:
There is guaranteed disappointment whenever 'prophecy students' attempt to place dates and years on prophecies or even relating them with contemporary events.

This is exactly what Jonathan Cahn is doing and evangelicals are cheering him on. Look at his Harbinger book. Looks like another pathetic attempt to make a dime off the gullible or a terminal case of acute ignorance.

Dead right you are about it being another pathetic attempt to make a dime off the gullible
There is some much hype about the book
so decided to watch him when he appeared twice for separate or different programmes on Satellite channels
he started with talking to portray a credible background, then rabbit on about been called to the white house, senate etc before settling down to harp about the book
Waste of precious time listening and a complete let-down the book

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