₦airaland Forum

swit2have:
I also think d Valentine/November myth is bn proven. Though i was born in June. Guess i was conceived during d independence celebration. lol

LMAO! is your Dad a soldier by any chance? 

sad loss

oh dear, not again?

where my cake naa?

@pukkah, sorry to say, but you're making unneceassy noise here. inteletual arrogance at best.

there are errors and there are errors. some simple typos; others, like the one by our lovable firstlady are. . .

Poster was just highlighting the fact that such humungous errors are not expected of someone of her standing.

The weather could also be a factor

that could explain why Februrary/March is comparatively low--wouldn't want to set the sheets on fire while frolicking during the May/June heat wave.

I don't know about November being a result of the valentine phenomenon.

like Jarus said October seems to be populated with birthdays.

during the preparation of our yearbook, out of a class of 77 students, about 20 persons (about 25%) were born Ocotber. No other month had that kind of number.

@topic, tell them!

oshimole

itoldu:
chidi mokeme too aint a bad idea but the rest can do if it was meant to be nigerian "hot fuzz"
At least they would all have a character to play in the movie

Ogidi-Olu:
Yemi Blaq, Chidi Mokeme or Joseph Benjamin

knorkle2:
Chidi Mokeme!

dubem3:
chidi mokeme

jim iyke
but sincerely, i think we have quite a good number of nigerians there
that could do some good job.

Wexelion:
Chidi mokeme

freecocoa:
Jim iyke
Majid mikey
Chidi mokeme
Hank Anuku

we we link: Chidi Mokeme

THE POEPLE HAVE SPOKEN!! MY guy carry goooooo!!!!!!

hmmmm

not bad

so you mean some police officers still collect N20?

they try then.

for those along katsina ala-vandeikya-Ojoja road, [size=15pt]na soild N50[/size].  sometimes, the bigger the vehicle, the higher the 'charge'

I'll try and capture it on camera one of these days.

etisalat - best for data services only.

as for voice calls, airtel is the leader.

kellynoah:
I dey call am PROSTITUT while she calls me BOKO HARAM

betch!!

Due to this egregious trend ethnocentrism that is ravaging this nugatory social network, i've found out that most of protagonist of despicable act of tribalism are not more a mere indolent , improvident and loquacious low lifers, unlike, what they portray themselves to be. The average tribalist here loves being garrulous and vindictive with the achievements of past generations without coming up with what they've achieved or intend to achieve personally. This nauseous act suppose to have gotten to the stage of where we'll ask ourselves whether we are retrogressing or progressing, otherwise, i wouldn't see why we'll keep swirling around the anachronistic achievements of the past generation. This notion of, " my tribesman achieved this or that" should transmogrify to, "i achieved this or that". Pls, i'm not trying to insinuate we should stop hallowing the past achievers, but, we should stop beind vindict with what the suffered for.

engrishhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!

this OP is surely a comedian.

Why on earth would I buy this when I can get a clean 2000 Honda baby boy for that same amount?

2bosun:
The only slightly positive note so far is the fact there seems to be some fiscal discipline restored to country's finances- hopefully they should be able to get 2012's budget out soon.

Nigeria? fiscal discipline?? I laff in 120 Nigerian delegates to CHOGM!

i think in terms of presentation, its a toss between The Nation and the Guardian. Guardian can be an occasional problem for those of us with slow connections but they dey try for their content.

kolexy:
Incomparable GTBank. GT leads, others follow.

GTBank
First Bank

Others,

Please don't go near Zenith if u be man. [size=19pt]That place na cooperate brothel[/size].

As for SCB, I hate them cuz they are slave drivers.

interesting thread though

Na wa O! see stuff!!! 

but wait o, if this faster than light theory is correct, it means its' possible for me to read the this post even b4 I wrote it, abi? I essentially went back in time.

too silly to even comprehend. 

I'm no fan of GEJ, but I don't think his resignation will solve anything.

Do you people honestly beleive Sambo will do a better job?

I don't

Orikinla:
I don't know how to lie.
And I think liars are not better than dogs.

what about cats?

donspony:
Wasn't Boko already a cursed band of ragtag religious fanatics before ?

[size=20pt]THANK YOU!!!!!![/size] 

Ymodulus:
and poster ther is actually nothing wrong with this statement. When she said nigeria remains a continent she is talking from a figurative perspective and not conotative or literal piont of view. First notice her use of climax from STATE =) CONTINENT. this is to show with much emphasis what shez trying to say. Take an example George Bush once made a speech after a racism case saying though you black, white, yellow or whatsoever color america as long as you stay in washington you live we all live in a continent. Would you say he was wrong? No i guess because you blive hez white and should know more. But the truth is he his not neither is patience jonathan. So poster free this lady jor. Now i see i shouldnt be angry when  my statesman(Beaf) put  you guys  in your proper places.

btwn your vacuous attempt to justify the unjustifiable, and the original blunder made by our amiable first lady, its really a challenge to decide which is more laughable.

She goofed. no biggie. life goes on. . .  

prospective employees are always known to embellish their credentials to bolster their chances of clinching the job, so nothing new here.

However, I do think there's a line bwtn embellishment and outright deceit, which i believe you've crossed.

not that I'm wishing you bad luck, but if your employer happens to be financial institution they [i]may [/i]ask for it

nonseense!!!

but then again the so-called National Honour is anything but that, considering not just the questionable characters that have received it in the past, but the reputation of those doing the bestowing--by this I mean the FG.

Achebe rejected it, so did Fawehinmi.

texazzpete:
So yes, since the awards seem to be handed out by drunkards, I understand why the OP can easily feel that Seun should be handed one too.

pkv:
hahaha.victim numba 1.i beg b4 x-mas will d gadget wey u dey use browse 4 me.biko bro

musKeeto:
Even maggots eat corpses,  wish i could also will you my brain,

[size=15pt]is even pigin so hard to speak these days?? GEEZ!!  [/size]

odiaero:
@ OP, Why Hiv/Aid is getting more attentions is because u will contact it when u Be Intimate with somebody that have it, but u cant contact cancer when u sex somebody that hv cancer, that is just the reason

@bolded, wrong.