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NYSC / Re: A Minute Of Silence For New Corpers From Imsu Who Died On Their Way To Camp by muyoto: 9:17pm On Mar 13, 2012
very, very unfortunate cry
Health / Re: Male Doctors Should Stop Pertaking In Pregnancy Check Up. by muyoto: 1:15pm On Mar 09, 2012
But of course OP is surely exaggerating. what might have been no more than a few seconds would seem, to him, hours. Unless it was a surgical procedure.

Most of those commenting seem to be comparing the VJs they drool over at p0rns sites with the one a doctor has to examine.  Trust me, its nothing like that. cool
Health / Re: Male Doctors Should Stop Pertaking In Pregnancy Check Up. by muyoto: 1:04pm On Mar 09, 2012
linearity:

It is the same thing here in the US, all you need to do is accompany your wife to all her pre-natal clinics and be there in the delivery room, female nurses will also be there,

As a male have you ever gone for Physical checkups, The truths, I as a male will prefer a lady doctor to check mine blokus and areas underneath there for hernia [/b]and other diseases than one peeve male doctor, have you also done prostrate examinations?

If it is done in a health facility with female nurses around, I am okay with it, more so within that environment and in that situation, you will not even think anything intimate. I am not yet 40, but I once went for prostrate exam, where the dr will insert some probes through ur pen1s and [b]shine light inside ur blokus [/b]to see if there is any growth, etc,[b] there were two beautiful female nurses helping the dr, but man mine no even go that side, infact the thing no stand, ejust shrink, I was even more annoy that the thing no show him full length than the presence of the female nurses. After the procedure, all I was thinking is how to go back and tell those lady nurses that, what they saw was not real and that they actually saw one tenth of the actual size
, smiley


laffs until jumps into River Benue!  grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Politics / Re: Presidency Warns Acn Against Disrespecting Office Of President by muyoto: 12:29pm On Mar 09, 2012
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NYSC / Re: A Minute Of Silence For New Corpers From Imsu Who Died On Their Way To Camp by muyoto: 12:19pm On Mar 09, 2012
when did this happen? and how many of them?
Autos / Re: SOLD SOLD SOLD.2012 Model Volkswagen Golf Forsale Very Clean by muyoto: 11:15pm On Mar 07, 2012
Is this golf 6?

the front wan take style resemble Honda discussion continues (2010) ! grin
Computers / Re: Best Antivirus To Use by muyoto: 11:00pm On Mar 07, 2012
Chubhie:

Avast internet security7 is the best. just pay and ur good to go!

pay? how?
Webmasters / Re: Fg Moves To Block Internet Streaming by muyoto: 10:33pm On Mar 07, 2012
PREMIUM TIMES. . .hmmm
Business / Re: Gtbank Ebanking Is Becoming Lousy by muyoto: 10:33pm On Mar 07, 2012
First bank is clearly the best. They could do with a more user friendly interface though.
Politics / Re: Accident Along Potiskum - Damturu Highway, Yobe Claims 10 Lives by muyoto: 10:30pm On Mar 07, 2012
naptu2:

It might be stock/file photo (although there might be Austrians called Alhaji Bako and a place in Austria called Potiskum).

grin grin grin tongue tongue
Religion / Re: Dear Lord, Answer This Prayer. by muyoto: 8:56pm On Mar 06, 2012
@OP take you where?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Pawa 774: Are They Real? by muyoto: 8:47pm On Mar 06, 2012
na wa o!
Religion / Re: Jesus Definitely Sold Some Stuff - Joagbaje Please Explain by muyoto: 10:15pm On Mar 05, 2012
Here we go again. I guess Tpia was right after all. . .

Tpia: I've always felt dilluminati has a huge crush on joagbaje.

She follows his every post and eagerly waits for his responses.

Well, they are both grown but who is available i dont know.

What baffles me though are those supposed Christians who all to eager to partake in the usual 'Joagbaje Bashing pastime', which, take it or leave it, is what this thread is all about.

I have issues with some of the messages of Jo, but this sustained personal attacks are not necessary, IMO
Politics / Re: Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala Was A Cook In The Biafran Army by muyoto: 9:50pm On Mar 05, 2012
@OP, interesting
Music/Radio / Re: M.i. & Pryse Better Than Jay-z & Kanye West In New Remake To 'otis' [watch] by muyoto: 9:41pm On Mar 05, 2012
why is the guy always wearing sunshades, even at night?
Politics / Re: Prosecute Subsidy Profiteers - Bakare To Gej by muyoto: 9:39pm On Mar 05, 2012
If i recall, the removal of subsidy was due, among others, to the inability or unwillingness of FG to prosecute the cabal. if it could then I don't think the subsidy wuld have gone
Politics / Re: United States To Open Consulate In Kano by muyoto: 9:37pm On Mar 05, 2012
really?
Politics / Re: If We All Spoke One Language by muyoto: 9:35pm On Mar 05, 2012
it actually happened long, long ago. Read your Bible
Business / Re: Cashless Nigeria: How Would Churches Cope? by muyoto: 9:33pm On Mar 05, 2012
supereagle:

How do they handle it in developed countries?

good question
Crime / Re: Robbery On 3rd-mainland Bridge This Monday Morning! by muyoto: 9:32pm On Mar 05, 2012
Intrepid!:

A rolled up glass offers scant protection against desperate criminals.

I wonder why folks are saying "she should have rolled up her window''.
NYSC / Re: Nysc: Where Have You Been Posted To? Lets Share! 2012 Batch A by muyoto: 10:26pm On Mar 02, 2012
2sign:

4 those going 2 zamfara and sokoto,it's d same bus.if u're going from abuja,so 2 jabi park and enter sokoto mass transit,it will pass through zamfara b4 getting 2 sokoto and i think it's #3050.4 those in zamfara ur camp is in tsafe.and it's not that far from funtua in katsina and pls pray not 2 be posted 2 gummi in zamfara.it's like 5 hrs from d state capital and u'll have 2 pass thru sokoto.even guys cry when dy take them 2 sokoto.pls try 2 get to d nysc office in abuja b4 going 2 camp even if it's on sunday.it happened in november and they asked me why i didn't come 2 their office b4 going 2 camp,dt dy worked on sunday[b].if u want 2 use health,tuberculosis is the best[/b].and be visiting the clinic oh.so they'll think it's serious.desperate times calls 4 desperate measures.

NA WA O!!!! grin grin grin grin grin grin shocked shocked shocked shocked
Politics / Re: Tension In Yola Over Death Of Student In Police Custody by muyoto: 9:53pm On Mar 02, 2012
whats a 20 years old doing in police costody sef?
Politics / Re: Nigerian Judges Are Corrupt. Will GEJ Probe Them? by muyoto: 2:52pm On Mar 02, 2012
Na wa O!!!
Politics / Re: Breaking News: Mend Claims Responsibility For The Attacked That Killed 4 Nigerian Marine Policemen by muyoto: 2:44pm On Mar 02, 2012
some groups of people are clearly playing dirty games here.
Politics / Re: Supreme Court Upholds Elections Of Rochas And Uduaghan by muyoto: 2:38pm On Mar 02, 2012
This will be good news for Imo. I hear the man is doing a good job.

Can't say the same for Delta State, though. . . lipsrsealed
Agriculture / Re: New NYSC Posting Policy: Rural, Education, Agriculture Only by muyoto: 2:36pm On Mar 02, 2012
This rule applies, of course, only to those without the required contact in ''high places''. (as it is with most Nigerian rules)
Nairaland / General / Re: Police Bans Unauthorized Sale Of Uniforms, - M.D. Abubakar's PRO by muyoto: 2:34pm On Mar 02, 2012
oyb:

so it was legal before?

I was gonna ask the same thing.
Religion / Re: Pastor Adeboye's 70th Birthday: Drop A Birthday Message! by muyoto: 2:32pm On Mar 02, 2012
Happy Birthday Sir smiley smiley May the Good Lord continue to strengthen you for greater impact.
Politics / Re: Court Frees Gbenga Daniel, Says Efcc Did Not Follow Due Process. by muyoto: 2:30pm On Mar 02, 2012
[size=28pt]IDIOTS RULES BY FOOOOLS!!![/size]

when the pastor so aptly characterized us with the above--admittedly unflattering--words, we were, true to our proclivity for hypocrisy, so quick to denounce him.

but now, with each passing day, with every news item emitting from this cesspit, with the increasing ferocity with which we so unabashedly cling to our patented dislike for justice and equity, Bakare is being vindicated.

like someone said, Ibori clearly made the mistake of absconding. Igbindedion, Odili, alameisiega and now OGD cases would serve lessons as to would be looters.

nonsense!!  angry angry angry angry angry angry
Family / Re: What Dettol Advert Did To My Nephew by muyoto: 10:01pm On Mar 01, 2012
funny

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