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 Politics › Re: Presidential Rally: Orji Booed In Aba by muyoto: 1:28pm On Feb 26, 2011 |
solihu:Educating what? dolt like you transitive verbs shld always go with an object |
| Politics › Re: Oba Of Benin Expels Minister Over Neglect Of Benin-Ore-Lagos Express Road by muyoto: 1:26pm On Feb 26, 2011 |
Baro:ISEEEEEEEEE OOO  1 Like |
| Nairaland General › Re: I Love Tpia! by muyoto: 1:19pm On Feb 26, 2011 |
tilapia my swethrt! where you dey? |
| Celebrities › Re: Meet The Four Richest Nigerian Pastors. by muyoto: 3:10pm On Jul 15, 2010 |
Meldrick: |
| Politics › Re: Why The Hatred Of Nigerians? by muyoto: 2:30pm On Jul 15, 2010 |
why are Nigerians rushing to Ghana to buy houses? Very soon Nigerians will need a visa to tavel to Ghana? LolDont we require a visa presently? |
| Politics › Re: Two Nigerias, Separate And Unequal by muyoto: 2:29pm On Jul 15, 2010 |
. This Nigeria is a ghetto whose hordes are bereft of hope.Are you sure we are talking of the same Nigeria? Poor? OK, desolate? maybe--and all the other the big big grammer whey you blow--but [i]definitely [/i]not bereft of hope. Ever wondered why in spite of how gloomy the picture seems, the suicide rate remains one of the lowest? |
| Nairaland General › Re: I Love Tpia! by muyoto: 7:56pm On Nov 14, 2009 |
I,ve known the babe for some time, and i mjust confess she is iin a class of her own  |
| Forum Games › Re: If U Were At The Previous Poster's Naming. . . by muyoto: 7:38pm On Nov 14, 2009 |
Akwemiamiawo |
| Romance › Re: Why Should A Man Not Hit A Woman? by muyoto: 7:24pm On Nov 14, 2009 |
because shooting her will be little too extreme. . . |
| Romance › Re: IS Honeymoon Trip Really Necesarry After Marriage by muyoto: 7:06pm On Nov 14, 2009 |
I look forward to my honeymoon cuz I wanna lose my virginity in a place I would cherish the rest of my lifeof the possible reasonsgiven, this certanly receives my vote as the most preposterous |
| Education › Re: ASUU May Call Off Strike. by muyoto: 12:38pm On Sep 09, 2009 |
denony:yeye boy! |
| Gaming › Re: Nigerian Government Reacts To Sony's Playstation 3 Ad by muyoto: 3:18pm On Sep 08, 2009 |
~Sauron~:Oddly, I find myself agreeing with you. . . |
| Romance › Re: Your First Kiss by muyoto: 3:14pm On Sep 08, 2009 |
Although tasting the saliva of another person was to something I had hitherto considered unspeakably repulsive, when the time came for me to practicalze what I had seen about a zillion times in movies, it seemed the most natural thing to do such that I even knew the steps: head tilted at just the right angle, lips taking the configuration of a the anus of a hen, participants approach each other slowly, delibertely, eyes shut a few minutes just before impact and the BAM! sucked in her saliva. . . *dreamily* A day - actually night - I would never 4get. . . |
| Food › Re: Egusi Soup Vs Obgono Soup by muyoto: 2:58pm On Sep 08, 2009 |
Egusi all the way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| Romance › Re: silly post 101 by muyoto: 2:57pm On Sep 08, 2009 |
Ebonyeyes:Few truer statements are in existence. |
| Gaming › Re: Nigerian Government Reacts To Sony's Playstation 3 Ad by muyoto: 2:53pm On Sep 08, 2009 |
Pataki:Yes, I'm in the cyber cafe - I've nothing to be ashamed about - but I, like millions of Nigerians out there, am NOT a yahoo-yahoo boy, which is why I take very personal this blanket categorization of Nigerians as scammers. You wey dey hide for yonder (how you take reach there sef?)dey cuss ya country na thunder fire you! |
| Gaming › Re: Nigerian Government Reacts To Sony's Playstation 3 Ad by muyoto: 2:39pm On Sep 08, 2009 |
donclemo:who be this one? you just dey wake from sleep? yeye |
| Gaming › Re: Nigerian Government Reacts To Sony's Playstation 3 Ad by muyoto: 2:36pm On Sep 08, 2009 |
ALL of una wey dey cuss my beloved naija, na thunder go fire una!  |
| Family › Re: Do Wives Deserve A Slap Or Two To Caution Them? by muyoto: 2:34pm On Sep 08, 2009 |
they most certainly do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| Gaming › Re: Nigerian Government Reacts To Sony's Playstation 3 Ad by muyoto: 1:40pm On Sep 08, 2009 |
youngies:No mind am, make him dey do Mr defender for here, instead of defending his country. yeye boy! |
| Romance › Re: What Does Love Really Mean To You In Practical Terms: by muyoto: 2:51pm On Aug 31, 2009 |
love makin |
| Romance › Re: What Are The Uses Of Girlfriends? by muyoto: 2:42pm On Aug 31, 2009 |
chei:spending your cash |
| Romance › Re: Wife Pours Hot Water On Hubby's Genitals by muyoto: 1:43pm On Jul 29, 2009 |
Of all places, it was his genitals that that demon of a wife found most convenient to pour the hot water. Useless thigs. I wish the poor man speedy recovery |
| Romance › Re: This Things Called Girls Are Evil by muyoto: 1:41pm On Jul 29, 2009 |
Tatase: patwhizkid:With responses like this, it shouldn't be too difficult to understnad why OP came to this conclusion - Girls being inherently evil. I dont particularly susbscirbe to his genralization; but any unbaised reader, particualrly those without a clitoris - like me - will see he has a point. |
| Romance › Re: Virginity Is Not A Price But An Act Of Obedience To God by muyoto: 8:13pm On Jul 24, 2009 |
^^^ which one be lol wey you always lol? You wey dey talk self - yes you Bilms - are [i]you [/i]a vagin? |
| Politics › Re: Why Are Government Officials Womanizers? by muyoto: 8:11pm On Jul 24, 2009 |
bawomolo:If given the resources and appropriate environment, emphatically YES!!!!! |
| Politics › Re: Why Are Government Officials Womanizers? by muyoto: 7:53pm On Jul 24, 2009 |
See them hypocrites all of you. How many of you here lambasting the senators can truthfully say you womanize? And even if you dont - for lack lack of resources obviously - dosent mean that you wouldn't if the resources to do so are available. YEYE people! WE |
| Romance › Re: Virginity Is Not A Price But An Act Of Obedience To God by muyoto: 7:41pm On Jul 24, 2009 |
The value of virginity is only in your head. In reality it is 30 seconds of pain for the girl then it is gone forever. At least with a good bottle of wine you can enjoy it for half an hour or moreHeeee na wa o. @topic, I dont think I would value my babe any less if she were not a vigin (by the way, she is - I'm not  ) |
| Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Is Demanding Money Frm Me by muyoto: 6:48pm On Jul 24, 2009 |
You no even happy say he dey ask you. Com on give him the money and stop being stingy. . .  |
| Romance › Re: If You Were To Write A Love Letter, What Would It Say? by muyoto: 6:49pm On Jul 04, 2009 |
Me?? love letter?? Naa they (girls) dont deserve it. skiena |
| Literature › Re: Most Uninteresting Book You Have Read. by muyoto: 6:41pm On Jul 04, 2009 |
For me it definately has to be[i] Famished road [/i]by Ben Okri. Geez all about angels and demons and crap. . .and to think he won the Booker's prize because of that sh*t! |
