₦airaland Forum

WiszyFraud:
Lool
The headline sha..

Making it look like we’re in CR7’s prime years.


In as much as i respect Osihmen’s hard works on the pitch... it’s still very worrisome how Osihmen is the best footballer of this continent 🥺

Oga, it's for the year in review!

Other African stars didn't shine as bright as Victor Osimhen did last year

Good win for Nigeria.

Great to know his foundational study was in Nigeria.

Our doctors are trained in unequipped hospitals...like our academic system...when we go outside with all the available facilities, we easily adapt and scale.

There's this gurl in my street...I like the way she walks and talks (speaks queen's English).
But I don't want to date her. I'm not sexually attracted to her.

One mind dey say mk I engage her in convo and be friends...but I think it would hurt her if I become very nice and friendly with her, yet no plans to date her.
I just want her companionship.

I may eventually eat her someday- if she moves on me...but won't change the fact that I won't wife her (my opinion).

So you see, it's quite dicey. Most nice guys out there just wanna be nice and friendly.
Buh if I'm dating you, I better be your heaven and earth, I should be your world, as you are mine.
And if I have a girlfriend, I don't have need to have another bestie outside.
I might as well break-up and date my bestie, if she's available.

Gracelander:
He doesn't seem comfortable at all with me having male friends and he throws tantrums each time I visit my bestie.

I had to chat one of my friends and he agreed to take me out, I dressed up and left the house and he sent me a message not to return to his house. Did I do something wrong?

Why is your man not your bestie and joy giver?

You dressed and went out to go hustle for yourself alone...instead of apologising and resolving the issue with him...you went out...to eat...from another man.

Wife material really dey scarce.

Arrested?

Instead conduct mass wedding for them and give them foundational funds to start the marriage.

They can empower each other and grow better society.

I've always wonders why one would arrive an airport, and spend up to 30mins sorting bags and checking out.
I've been thinking of a solution to proffer but thank God we have one now.

Same should be done for Cargo clearance at the wharf.

It is doable in other countries, we can study and adopt existing models from other functional ports in other countries.

adabaraabdul:
it did not eat the zoologist, he was mauled to death.

Why tho...how come he didn't devour the man's flesh?
Or lions no longer eat flesh...or was the animal feeling guilty about the act....or could it be just territoriality in play?!

finallybusy:
The man wasn’t killed for food. He was killed because his back was turned. Lions who killed for food would make short work of his skinny frame. I wish condolences to all parties involved. The last thing on his mind before death surely was “damn, I bleeped up.”

Oga, something he has been doing for 9yrs....he's not a learner.

Situations must have changed for the lion...I can only blame hunger, the meal has been rationed.
It's most likely not carelessness on the part of the professional zoologist

Is that so...?!

Ha!

Even if you wan loot, e too much na.
Even if na full catering team of 10 people.

See stew...see soup, Even the enticing salad.

Nna eh...I don dey hungry ooo.
Wahala dey o!

When you have sense to mill the rice well.

This is 2024, and you want us to still be eating stone inside rice...meanwhile we grew up eating clean foreign rice.

You better catch up and sell at the standard price.

We never select stone from beans finish, you want us to join you and be selecting stones from rice.
God forbids!

metaluterus:
Why is she wearing over sized shoe??

And in her last photo, is it JUJU or veins in that her right hand or what?

Ebonyi women are hardworking o.

Everybody dey push for Ebonyi...Father, mother, children.

That vein na hand pressure...you know how long dat hand don PROBABLY stay up, selling stuffz.

(I don't like this my thinking o...but it kinda holds true, that's why I still posted it)

Ah...dem get money o!
Yam barn and uncompleted CEMENT building.
...in Ebonyi!

P.S
Na so I been dey think until I finally went to Ebonyi.
Very clean state.
Village still cast sha...but the city is a calm place to stay.

That their stadium dey get activities every wknd

Hugomatt

Jorryy:
The reasons why Nigerians are like this are alarming... Many of you have Representatives in The Senate and HoR representing your constituency. Yet none of you calls them out. In the Western world, it is the senators and Governors that they call out. In my country, it is only the president who rules the country. What a shame! Until we start to yell the names of those thieves in the Senate and House of Representatives, that change we seek will not happen. Nigerians need to re-orientate themselves about governance in this country.

Your state does not the control her resources or state security...how will dey protect lives and properties; or cater to the welfare of the state?
Let's restructure this country.
That will engender indigenous development and accountability.
Until then, the President still runs this country.

IyaTola:
Are they functioning at all?

Yes.
FCCPC sealed a supermarket in Abuja, and recovered $110 million (~110 billion naira) from British American Tobacco.

There are videos on YouTube of Bottle water association closing some defaulting companies.

Those that know about Sachet water production knows that it is just an operator cutting the flow half way.
Nobody sells that size....what's the CL written on that water...still 50cl, but if it isn't upto 50cl...FCCPC and ATWAP will close their business

It everywhere now o

christistruth01:
Did you notice that Ojukwu kidnapped the entire British created Eastern region into his Biafra

Ojukwu did not kidnap the region...there was an Eastern region before the war.
Which states/tribes composed the region before the war?

And...FYI when Northerners threatened to expel all Igbos in the North- in 2018 or so, they included everyone who isn't hausa.
Calabar, Benin, Ijaw, Igbo, Delta....all were put in one bracket.

During the 2023 elections, when yoruba touts were chasing people from voting, shey it affected even none Yorubas, including fair skinned fine looking yoruba men and women.

You still think Igbos/Biafra is just the 5 Eastern States...no worry when e set, we go know where everybody stand.

Thomthom:
You think say that woman well?

Lolzzz...na now I just see her name... Jennyclay. She truly dey cause wahala for this space.

The last line when she said that's what MEN do...it really troubled me, I had to make that comment.

Seeing it's her...what can I say... Jennyclay is something else.

Would love to engage her in physical conversation...not online typing.
Perhaps one can better understand where she's coming from...online convo usually seems like bantering.

Enemiesmasquera:
Hunger will finish these people and their brothers in the west before 2 years in this regime

Are we not also in lack?

Jennyclay:
Yes!! That serves him right!!!

All they know how to do is to steal, murder and rape!!

Nonsense men!!

Stop this!

NextUK:
Of course as expect northerners no de work only Igbos de work for the length n breath of Nigeria.

Instead of chastising the cleric this bigot find a way to insult the entire north but don't want to be insulted in return bcosas igbo he should own monopoly to insult

And here you are, hypocrite!
You're not criticising your cleric that was addressing the wrong issue...rather blaming Igbos for their woes.

Una mumu never do.

Keep hating on southerners...thats how security will return to the North.
Do you know how much we have lost in infrastructure and the economy as a whole coz of insecurity.

You northerners are the ones keeping quiet and blaming others.

If e really red for una, you'll look for weapons and take the war to the bandits.
You know them, they live among you.
Declare 6month war on them.
What kind of lives are you living...if you don't face them today, they'll eventually burn your homes tomorrow.

Take this war to their camps...set up community vigilante...it's a fight for your lives.

When 1 million boys were disturbing Lagos, we became the vigilantes, each compound taking turns every evening to do vigilante.

Don't protect yourselves and see another Plateau incident rained on you.

They are not the police, they are not the army...they are bandits...let's all go after them.
I'm still wondering how the Nigerian Army can't send just one barracks of soldiers for strategic raid of the whole forest.

Like Abacha said, if terrorism last more than 3days, then the govt is involved.

Where you wan hide inside open forest? No aerial surveillance or drones to spot these guys...like I said, we never ready for this country.

Keep blaming igbos that have better support systems...we are all suffering, but there are options.
I can always go back to my village...there's always agricultural activities to sustain me. There are village lands I can sell. Can you say the same for those been displaced by bandits.

Tell your cleric to point at the right problem.
If na igbo person make that statement now, we'll all agree it's inciting.
But here you are...smh

See, as hungry as we may get in this nation, most Igbos are working. Westerners have something doing to.
But the northern elite seem to be the only ones living fine in the North.
Farmers can't grow food anymore.
The wealth gap in the North is so wide...

If govt work no dey, how many northerners fit do gee, or rugged manual labour...or can hang around markets to do òsò afìa...or have apprentiship support from their well established folks?

Now who's suffering d most

Y'all better start crying for your own liberation from your own people.

Igbos are not your problem...if e too bad, Igbos won't turn to almajaris...dey may carry gun or drugs, or find HK...but not begging or holdingtheir communitiesto ransom.
FYI, ipob has no control over any territory in igboland. Random killings and business kidnapping...but not the audacious disenfranchisement of states and LGAs.
Good and bad options dey.

Hopefully this isn't misconstrued, but taking from his words...

Bring "their" faces, make we rub more dog shit on them.

One should not criticise the government because we no wan rub shit for una dead prophets face...so living people should die of hunger in a corrupt government and we should all keep quiet.

Alfa, repay the loans or ask for extension...or debt cancellation due to the state of the economy.
Don't tell us not to protest, or criticise failing govt.

Coz you're just calling for more bingo poo on your faces!

Videos?
Az as how?

I know they can generate good image prompts for AI images.

I'd rather ChatGPT becomes regenerative, so as to have realtime information and make valid data driven projections

Get accommodation first...then get enough Transport money.

For a short 1h distance, most people spend 5k on Transport alone...daily.

If you believe in your abilities, and you know your worth, you can utilise your skills to serve elite clientèle.
It's easier to meet high paying clients in Abuja than in that fake Lagos island.

Those working from home can't relate to these things.

I go out once in a while, and I feel the heat and return home...but I've never felt it in any way that is so alarming as to make me post about.

But yesterday's weather was kinda hotter sha...maybe coz...dunno...valentine et al

Nomerci:
Most of naija ladies are hiv positive. Like 70%. Na your body and destiny go determine if u turn put negative.ive never been admitted. Last time I fell sick was January 15th and e no reach 2days after I take drug of 5k.malaria vanish.
Most of them carry hiv drugs laced in their purse..bag..and na mostly under 20's or late 20's get am pass

I thought we have all agreed that HIV is not transmitted only thru sex...and we have dropped the stigmatisation, no matter how you got it.

Better buy condom for your own good.

If you know how easily women give sex, you'll better use double condom.
Like person wife, anointed chorister, so-called-engaged....there's no good gurl for sex...except for behavior.
Most (good) gurls love sex...

Hahahahhahahahaha

Mk una no start oooo

Make this country no burn o.

Tinubu go gats explain tire o