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😆 ...achieving success on the screen

Gotta be shitting me!

Fineman2:
Nlfpmod

Why are you calling mod?

To advertise the war in gaza?

How bout giving reports for every major building destroyed, every tarred Road damaged...every bomb thrown....?

Na you know which agenda una dey agend

Pukkalolo:
Here's the cycle of chronic masturbator... You mastubate, you feel bad and promise yourself not to do again... But tomorrow or next tomorrow you masturbate again and you feel sad and dejected and vow not to masturbate again. But actually, you still masturbate again and feel bad again.

This is the cycle of a chronic masturbator, and you feel bad while your self-esteem goes down the drain.

The secret to break this cycle is to stop feeling bad after masturbating.

The only reason most men want to quit mastubation is because they feel bad afterwards.

On the contrary, I didn't used to feel bad.
The day I started feeling bad, was the period I stopped.
I came from a Christ Embassy background, where Pst Chris had said Masturbation is not a sin.
It probably isn't, but it's a bad habit, that becomes addictive...and you don't want to be powerless against your own will. The Bible advocates self control and discipline.
I had one day seen myself in 3D...like I came out of myself, and saw myself masturbating...I shame for myself dat day...asking myself ...what am I doing, ...at this age see what I'm doing...at my age when my mates are getting married and being established.
So that act, that is not peculiar or imaginable to be a lifestyle of successful people, became irritating to me. I no longer took pleasure in illicit sex, explicit scenes, or even romance movies or cladded music videos...on my own, I dey fast forward such movies. Even kiss gan, I no wan see. Safe search is ON on my Google account.
I intentionally dissociate myself from amorous triggers.

jesmond3945:
which

I share his sentiments too.

I've prayed, fasted, cried, rebuked, bind and cast, lay hands on the deek, even rub anointing oil sef, masturbation no gree stop.

Twas one mid January that I told myself I had had enough of sex, masturbation, porn et al.
I had reflected on my life, and realised that I wasn't making good progress in life.
I wanted to cut any tie that was my fault.

I stopped entertaining explicit contents, if I see a lady, I'll quickly look away from her body parts, before the mind starts processing it.

When the urge came at that early stage, I'd remind myself that I was not where I want to be.
No more spiritual entanglements of my own doing.
I didn't even date anyone dat period, despite needing one and being able to afford it(dating is expensive these days)

So my stronger motivation was the need to be successful...fast.

When you reach a certain age and you never make am, you'll drop every negative habit that may be weighing you down, and push forward with full force.

After dropping sexual sins, I realise that I'm actually righteous now.
Like you can look back, and realise that you're not a churchy person, but you're not in any spiritual indebtedness. There's no sin or bad character hanging in your mind. You no dey do any bad/WRONG thing anymore.
You're more confident before women, knowing that you really want nothing from them, even if they offer it for free.
Like I dey treasure my sperm and body.
I can't just waste it anymore, or have sex with any kind of gurl after all this glory wey I don conserve.

Different things dey motivate man...na the kind animal wey dey pursue you go determine how fast you'll run.

codedgalaxy:
true talk, i tell you man, while men always claim to be logical, women apply more logic in their dealings with men, i have seen women drop gifts they bought for their man after sitting down to make some careful analysis. For instance you may hear her say "he acted up last month so i aint giving him no present", " if i buy him this gift, he starting to feeling like an alpha", or " this one you gave me is to expensive, find me a cheaper alternate" damn!
While the men will be like,
" i'm out shopping for my woman whats your best brand and quality for this product" damn

I wanted to support this notion coz I've experienced it...but I later remembered a counter opinion.
I've one time bought wrist watch for my gurl dah year.
I insisted to the seller that I wanted a real Rolex.
It was her birthday, I could afford it...and I didn't want to get her a low quality item...they will know, same way you can also know fake products.

Now the counter thought...
In another rship, the lady bought me one inferior quality singlet, that even if you're a lady who has no business with male wears, you'll still know that that particular 3n1 is fake.
We had just started dating.
I took it with thanks...but knew it wasn't my standard at all.

Fast forward to 6months later, we were just gisting on phone, and I told her I was really craving chicken (She knows I love eating chicken), this babe, wey be corper...sent me 10k instantly.

Looking back, 10k pass the cost of those singlet...so I dunno weda na coz the love come increase, or coz she don finally see my worth.

My point....no point.
You can't truly interpret a woman and her intentions.

sparko1:
She not a civilian, human rights can't do anything.

She should have used the proper channel.

She's a human- first, before any other affiliations.

Human right should be the last port of call.
If human right fails her, then the world has failed her.

We were born free. There's no slave in Nigeria.
No matter what the military contract says, it cannot force someone to SERVE in the military.
If she's fed up...and y'all think she went thru the wrong channel, use your wisdom and decide how to adjudicate the matter.

Does an employer force you to continue to work after you've resigned?!
Her morale is low.

Do to her whatever you like...just let her go eventually.

She'll take all your punishment for the while, but she's not interested in working for you again.
...so the lesson they're trying to teach her is just wickedness.

If I were other ladies, I'll delist myself from that kind of association...afterall, joining the military is voluntary.
Since they want proper channel, I'll start now to apply for the resignation thru proper channel.

It's already too late for that.

Interested parties should involve Human Rights and Int'l Pro-women groups to intervene on her behalf.

The lady is suffering...she no wan do again.
Let her go in peace.

obinnanelson04:
it is not new. If they could invade a whole Nigerian Defense Academy in Kaduna and nothing happened to them, where else can they not go to?

As I read this my mind just rest.

Yesterday was Penthouse Estate Lugbe, today it's Army Estate.
Same Abuja area...bout 15kms apart.

I been wan begin entertain fear, based on my proximity to both places, but as you reminded me of the NDA story...my mind just relax.

We've seen worse...let's just take life everyday as it comes.

Myrepublic:
No be those ones I dey talk about. I mean those when dey shame to even visit boy alone or hold hand with guy. I know of virgins too,when be say their anus don be like well.. They nack anally,but puna still dey intact.

Ha! 😲
I never hear dat one before before o.

Virgin no dey fear man...they live well among us, just not having sex.

Mehn...I can't even do analog with anybody...I don't want to think it.

The fellaaatio and cunnilingus dey enough

Mehn!

Just like Nigeria, everything is at stake.

If Ghana/Egypt or Nigeria lose today...we're all bowing out in shame.

Bad for Nigeria or Egypt, if they get another draw.
...but worse for Ghana to lose or draw.

This evening will be bloody in Cotè d'voire.
Everyone's playing for PRIDE, not for fun.
#AFCON2023

Myrepublic:
How who no near man go dey drink cum? Na satchet water cum be now?

You dey whine ni...na every bj end with coitus?

During early adulthood, you'll meet many who aren't ready yet...coz they've kept it that long.
Those ones dey willingly gv bj to spice the ship...

Jeon:
Once a lady is well package with hourglass or pear bodyshape, she is a hoe.

Most Men and sense are enemies.

How many dey remain modest with all that packaging?
Pride no go allow una.

...its the women that price/value themselves based on their packaging.

Myrepublic:
There are ladies that are still intact, but the loosed ones will always come up with the saying "virginity doesn't make a good home"

Even if it doesn't, at least make I dey sure say the person I call wife and mother of my kids, wasn't a sperm bank and cum drinker during her single days..

If virginity doesn't make a good home,then being a sex object during her single days won't make a good home either..

Na those viŕgins dey drink cum pass...

If the Super Eagles lose to Ivory Coast, mk them just from there dey go back to their club.
No even dishonorably play the third match.

We're tired of doing calculations every year.
Let them be benched the way Women basketball was benched for a while

If the Super Eagles lose to Ivory Coast, mk them just from there dey go back to their club.
No even dishonorably play the third match.

We're tired of doing calculations every year.
Let them be benched the way Women basketball was benched for a while

That's not an Honorary Doctorate...it's PhD.
You'll have to recall all his papers, thesis and publications..., that has added to the body of knowledge in his field of study.

He has his freedom of expression...let the Worlu person charge him for libel an defamation...if the claim is false.
Coz according to the post, it's his wife that first made the statement public, he's only reporting a reported speech

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...don't mention

Bts

Jackanda1:
A guy who applied recently(my set) earns almost twice my salary.

I applied to alot of firms before getting hired. Didn't do any background checks atall.

I don't feel like going to work on monday.

Leave hearsay.
Nobody tells people their salary...you just quote a range.

It's the amount you said will be OK for you, considering your responsibilities...so take it...give your best...two months too small, go the normal 3months probation...then upon confirmation of appointment, you ask for a raise.

online4business:
Department of justice trying all they could to break google monopoly sadly people don't read.

Anti trust legislation filled by 5 states wants google to stop monopoly of everything.

As a business man what do you do? Kill your darlings and focus on search the main business.

Gmb SEO's sorry bye bye.

Focus on the fundamentals search is google business other are just shinny object.

Next will be adsense and ads management platform (that's where google monopoly dey)

If they seperate google ads and ads network management (I'll kiss the ass of DOJ because it means more money in my pocket)

And innovation from different companies (black rock and vanguard or their cronies)

Learn SEO so advertiser pay you your worth story for another day.

Control=responsibility

However, Google business accounts will now show your business profile...it still stays.
And that's probably where the new shop would be.

If their verification system is legit enough, it could replace the need for websites.
Everything on the Web, will be showcased on the business profile.

saphiere:
Whatever. My message was passed and the person I directed it to understood what I meant.

When you respond with.... "whatever" that's condescending.

Saphiere since 2020...maybe you're another Sapphire.

DyingFetus:
I'm in a fraternity but we no day shed blood

Na bro stuffs and fork bichs

You no dey cult, you dey Circle of friends.

Fraternity is different from confraternity.

Even if it is true....so?

Why does cheating make the news like it is indeed a news piece.

How will traditionalists and Muslims, marry their next wife, if they don't cheat on the present wife

Other countries in Africa are being wary of Nigeria, but Nigerian media keeps talking g bout how unprepared we are.
Na we Nigerians dey give other nations morale to play Nigeria squarely.

We are a terror to other nations.
Osihmen and the whole squad dey good to go.

When you google Super Eagles, let them see the faith and support for the team.

It affects the overall psychè

My last boss taught me bout HARD work.
Mental hardwork.

The ability to run so many moving parts profitably.
He knew every chain of the business and ran it all efficiently.
Production, Maintenance, sales and marketing, account, procurement, HR...business just dey expand everyday...and he's on top of it all.

Left honourably and took all that ability with me.

We have to convert our potential energy to kinetic energy.

PS.
The tough part....he doesn't transfer knowledge.

You go just see new development...na you go use your head understand the wisdom in that move.

You learn from him at your own pace...it's exhausting to keep going to sokoto, for what is in your śokoto.

I got a mail from Google business this morning.
It reads...

Websites made with Google Business Profiles will be turned off soon

Starting from 1 March 2024, customers will be redirected to your Business Profiles when they visit your Google business websites. In the past, you’ve used a Google feature (GMB) to make simple websites from the information on your Business Profiles.

This feature is going away in the coming months and will no longer be supported, meaning that the sites you created with this tool will be removed.

To help with the transition, starting 1 March 2024, customers will be redirected to your Business Profiles.
On your profiles, you can showcase similar information about your business, and also add social media links so that customers can learn more.
Your websites will redirect customers until 10 June 2024, after which they will show as unavailable.

Updating your profiles with a different website
You can update your Business Profiles to link to a different website.
If you need to make a website, you can use a site builder such as Wix, Squarespace, GoDaddy, Google Sites, Shopify, or WordPress.
.............


https://support.google.com/business/answer/14368911?visit_id=638406669639398417-2736256280&p=website_turnoff&rd=1
In essence, go and get on a paid website.

However, they did not tell us if it affects other premium google websites.

Perhaps they are leaving the Web hosting business for small time players.
They want to have enough space to store Generative AI database.

Politicstoday:
Na fake daughter be that 😂 . BBC’s lies and propaganda is beyond redemption. Na Nigerians will send them packing

If the daughter interviewed is fake, there's a lawyer among the real children, let them prosecute the fake daughter, and let's see the end of it.

110 Billion Naira accumulated in debt...meanwhile, British American Tobacco just paid 110 billion Naira fine within one week's notice.


E no clear

pipnator00:
I don't understand where you stand! Are you for a Nigeria that works for all or a Nigeria that works for a few, mainly the elite?

I am for a greater Nigeria...but someone should still explain that 110 milion dollar fine.
Over 100 BILLION Naira in fine, paid within a week....e no clear.

What was the offence exactly?
Where's the paper trail of the payment....this is a big revenue for the govt, but journalists are sleeping on it

pipnator00:
(1) Mr. Babatunde Irukera —EVC/CEO, Federal Competition and Consumer Protection Commission (FCCPC)

This should be the man who stop those loan app from sending threatening messages to people? Same man who made who mad BAT pay a fine of $110million? The has been doing his job diligently! Why the sack?

In fact he gave us hope that Nigeria can work if we have the right people in place. Please reconsider this sack Mr Tinubu!

What if the sack was due to his hardwork.
He might be hurting some big corrupt players, close to the presidency.

What if dat $110m fine was supposed to be low key, but he refused to play ball....now no one can siphon it without accountability.
He has fought Loan sharks, and maybe fighting Multichoice too.

The person that appointed him as CEO FCCPC, is a Tinubu loyalist.
He reported the case to baba, and baba had to get rid of him.

Baba no dey use ear hear disloyal

MisterBanny:
Mr. "Subsequent and consequently". Your use of these two words is really embarrassing to say the least

Add Obviously to the list.

OP it is not obvious...nothing is in black and white