₦airaland Forum

VeryWickedMan:
No Nairaland girl has ever gotten married.

You guys make this forum toxic for single ladies.

So you eventually marry one of the stupid gurls ba?!

Men!

South Africa na small challenge na...na dat Ivory Coast go give us panic for final.

That their emergency coach get grace.
Dem fit use Nigeria write their victory story

PS.
It's so sad that I may not watch the match.....gotta get my own life on track b4 indulging in fun.

I'm not putting this TV on until...I've done the needful.

It has been a slow but steady rise to success for both teams.

Go Super Eagles!
Bring the cup home!
We are solidly behind you.

Road Transport administration should encompass rural and urban transport planning, vehicle maintenance and security, traffic control even at Wharfs.

If anyone has a link to Transport policy makers, do connect me, I'll like to be part of this transformational project.

If we get it right, other countries will come to study our model.
Books will be written bout us.
A greater Nigeria awaits us.

solmusdesigns:
They have 3 months validity period

Am not holding brief for them sha. Let them get sued

Exactly what was told when I tried retrieving my line.
Seems they were counting time for me.
Barely 4months and someone else was already using my number,meanwhile I'm still holding my sim pack with all details.
Registration that I did in glo office Aba.

When crime happens, atleast we can be exonerated with their data shipment policy

hakym619:
The post I'm applying for is in a state owned hospital. Will I be writing to the CMD ? I've submitted my credentials twice and addressed a letter of application to him.
The single staff in my designated department needs Helping hands but they won't employ. It's confusing.

If you're authorised to that information, and you're so convinced on the need to fill that spot, write to the ministry of health, hand deliver to their office...ask for the office of a high ranking officer, drop the mail with them...and hope.
You can apply to work or intern...ministry of education needs all the hands they can get this period.
If e too strong, tweet @ the ministry or her officials on X...send dm, look for mails of Min of Health, send emails...bomb everybody.

hakym619:
[b]how can i get politician favor / recommendation in Nigeria ? Can a kind person link me up ?

My position in the state civil service is vacant but my submission have been repeatedly snubbed even though I'm qualified.

Give value.
Do something of value, and you can take it to a high officer in the department/agency you want to fill in the civil service.

Put your solution in writing...and present to the body for consideration

So, AFCON decided to test Chukwueze, Osimhen, and Moses Simon, and guess what? Their power levels were so off the charts, AFCON thought they were using a different kind of energy!
Had to double-check, you know?
Our guys are not just footballers; they're walking power plants!
AFCON, don't be scared; it's just some Naija magic on the field! 🇳🇬⚽


#ChatGPT

Cooling break....30mins played so far

Musa is now a home-based player.
The insecurity is now closer to home...who knows, he might have been a victim or know someone close.

How many players world-wide tweet about their country's problems?!

When we have crude registration process for vehicles and businesses, the only way to get the taxes is with crude means...or go back to regularise the national economic sectors.
How many businesses are duly registered?
How many vehicles have all their documents in order?

Unfortunately, govt do not get much from it because they don't have accurate data to claim their due from the touts.

(Usually, the head of touts allocates different bus stops to their partners to manage...and they all pay a certain sum to the governor...who decides weda to remit untraceable revenue or not)

PinkNature:
She recently did a scene with blackedraw. Who would have know that that was her last scene ever?

Give your lives to Christ. The wages of sin is death. May God continue to empower us.

Guy you get update ooo

😆 ...achieving success on the screen

Gotta be shitting me!

Fineman2:
Nlfpmod

Why are you calling mod?

To advertise the war in gaza?

How bout giving reports for every major building destroyed, every tarred Road damaged...every bomb thrown....?

Na you know which agenda una dey agend

Pukkalolo:
Here's the cycle of chronic masturbator... You mastubate, you feel bad and promise yourself not to do again... But tomorrow or next tomorrow you masturbate again and you feel sad and dejected and vow not to masturbate again. But actually, you still masturbate again and feel bad again.

This is the cycle of a chronic masturbator, and you feel bad while your self-esteem goes down the drain.

The secret to break this cycle is to stop feeling bad after masturbating.

The only reason most men want to quit mastubation is because they feel bad afterwards.

On the contrary, I didn't used to feel bad.
The day I started feeling bad, was the period I stopped.
I came from a Christ Embassy background, where Pst Chris had said Masturbation is not a sin.
It probably isn't, but it's a bad habit, that becomes addictive...and you don't want to be powerless against your own will. The Bible advocates self control and discipline.
I had one day seen myself in 3D...like I came out of myself, and saw myself masturbating...I shame for myself dat day...asking myself ...what am I doing, ...at this age see what I'm doing...at my age when my mates are getting married and being established.
So that act, that is not peculiar or imaginable to be a lifestyle of successful people, became irritating to me. I no longer took pleasure in illicit sex, explicit scenes, or even romance movies or cladded music videos...on my own, I dey fast forward such movies. Even kiss gan, I no wan see. Safe search is ON on my Google account.
I intentionally dissociate myself from amorous triggers.

jesmond3945:
which

I share his sentiments too.

I've prayed, fasted, cried, rebuked, bind and cast, lay hands on the deek, even rub anointing oil sef, masturbation no gree stop.

Twas one mid January that I told myself I had had enough of sex, masturbation, porn et al.
I had reflected on my life, and realised that I wasn't making good progress in life.
I wanted to cut any tie that was my fault.

I stopped entertaining explicit contents, if I see a lady, I'll quickly look away from her body parts, before the mind starts processing it.

When the urge came at that early stage, I'd remind myself that I was not where I want to be.
No more spiritual entanglements of my own doing.
I didn't even date anyone dat period, despite needing one and being able to afford it(dating is expensive these days)

So my stronger motivation was the need to be successful...fast.

When you reach a certain age and you never make am, you'll drop every negative habit that may be weighing you down, and push forward with full force.

After dropping sexual sins, I realise that I'm actually righteous now.
Like you can look back, and realise that you're not a churchy person, but you're not in any spiritual indebtedness. There's no sin or bad character hanging in your mind. You no dey do any bad/WRONG thing anymore.
You're more confident before women, knowing that you really want nothing from them, even if they offer it for free.
Like I dey treasure my sperm and body.
I can't just waste it anymore, or have sex with any kind of gurl after all this glory wey I don conserve.

Different things dey motivate man...na the kind animal wey dey pursue you go determine how fast you'll run.

codedgalaxy:
true talk, i tell you man, while men always claim to be logical, women apply more logic in their dealings with men, i have seen women drop gifts they bought for their man after sitting down to make some careful analysis. For instance you may hear her say "he acted up last month so i aint giving him no present", " if i buy him this gift, he starting to feeling like an alpha", or " this one you gave me is to expensive, find me a cheaper alternate" damn!
While the men will be like,
" i'm out shopping for my woman whats your best brand and quality for this product" damn

I wanted to support this notion coz I've experienced it...but I later remembered a counter opinion.
I've one time bought wrist watch for my gurl dah year.
I insisted to the seller that I wanted a real Rolex.
It was her birthday, I could afford it...and I didn't want to get her a low quality item...they will know, same way you can also know fake products.

Now the counter thought...
In another rship, the lady bought me one inferior quality singlet, that even if you're a lady who has no business with male wears, you'll still know that that particular 3n1 is fake.
We had just started dating.
I took it with thanks...but knew it wasn't my standard at all.

Fast forward to 6months later, we were just gisting on phone, and I told her I was really craving chicken (She knows I love eating chicken), this babe, wey be corper...sent me 10k instantly.

Looking back, 10k pass the cost of those singlet...so I dunno weda na coz the love come increase, or coz she don finally see my worth.

My point....no point.
You can't truly interpret a woman and her intentions.

sparko1:
She not a civilian, human rights can't do anything.

She should have used the proper channel.

She's a human- first, before any other affiliations.

Human right should be the last port of call.
If human right fails her, then the world has failed her.

We were born free. There's no slave in Nigeria.
No matter what the military contract says, it cannot force someone to SERVE in the military.
If she's fed up...and y'all think she went thru the wrong channel, use your wisdom and decide how to adjudicate the matter.

Does an employer force you to continue to work after you've resigned?!
Her morale is low.

Do to her whatever you like...just let her go eventually.

She'll take all your punishment for the while, but she's not interested in working for you again.
...so the lesson they're trying to teach her is just wickedness.

If I were other ladies, I'll delist myself from that kind of association...afterall, joining the military is voluntary.
Since they want proper channel, I'll start now to apply for the resignation thru proper channel.

It's already too late for that.

Interested parties should involve Human Rights and Int'l Pro-women groups to intervene on her behalf.

The lady is suffering...she no wan do again.
Let her go in peace.

obinnanelson04:
it is not new. If they could invade a whole Nigerian Defense Academy in Kaduna and nothing happened to them, where else can they not go to?

As I read this my mind just rest.

Yesterday was Penthouse Estate Lugbe, today it's Army Estate.
Same Abuja area...bout 15kms apart.

I been wan begin entertain fear, based on my proximity to both places, but as you reminded me of the NDA story...my mind just relax.

We've seen worse...let's just take life everyday as it comes.

Myrepublic:
No be those ones I dey talk about. I mean those when dey shame to even visit boy alone or hold hand with guy. I know of virgins too,when be say their anus don be like well.. They nack anally,but puna still dey intact.

Ha! 😲
I never hear dat one before before o.

Virgin no dey fear man...they live well among us, just not having sex.

Mehn...I can't even do analog with anybody...I don't want to think it.

The fellaaatio and cunnilingus dey enough

Mehn!

Just like Nigeria, everything is at stake.

If Ghana/Egypt or Nigeria lose today...we're all bowing out in shame.

Bad for Nigeria or Egypt, if they get another draw.
...but worse for Ghana to lose or draw.

This evening will be bloody in Cotè d'voire.
Everyone's playing for PRIDE, not for fun.
#AFCON2023

Myrepublic:
How who no near man go dey drink cum? Na satchet water cum be now?

You dey whine ni...na every bj end with coitus?

During early adulthood, you'll meet many who aren't ready yet...coz they've kept it that long.
Those ones dey willingly gv bj to spice the ship...

Jeon:
Once a lady is well package with hourglass or pear bodyshape, she is a hoe.

Most Men and sense are enemies.

How many dey remain modest with all that packaging?
Pride no go allow una.

...its the women that price/value themselves based on their packaging.

Myrepublic:
There are ladies that are still intact, but the loosed ones will always come up with the saying "virginity doesn't make a good home"

Even if it doesn't, at least make I dey sure say the person I call wife and mother of my kids, wasn't a sperm bank and cum drinker during her single days..

If virginity doesn't make a good home,then being a sex object during her single days won't make a good home either..

Na those viŕgins dey drink cum pass...

If the Super Eagles lose to Ivory Coast, mk them just from there dey go back to their club.
No even dishonorably play the third match.

We're tired of doing calculations every year.
Let them be benched the way Women basketball was benched for a while

If the Super Eagles lose to Ivory Coast, mk them just from there dey go back to their club.
No even dishonorably play the third match.

We're tired of doing calculations every year.
Let them be benched the way Women basketball was benched for a while

That's not an Honorary Doctorate...it's PhD.
You'll have to recall all his papers, thesis and publications..., that has added to the body of knowledge in his field of study.

He has his freedom of expression...let the Worlu person charge him for libel an defamation...if the claim is false.
Coz according to the post, it's his wife that first made the statement public, he's only reporting a reported speech

Mauritania 🇲🇷 is different from Mauritius 🇲🇺


...don't mention

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