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Career › Re: This Happened In My New Work Place. Please advice by MyExpression(m): 5:34pm On Jan 13, 2024
Jackanda1:
A guy who applied recently(my set) earns almost twice my salary.

I applied to alot of firms before getting hired. Didn't do any background checks atall.

I don't feel like going to work on monday. cheesy
Leave hearsay.
Nobody tells people their salary...you just quote a range.

It's the amount you said will be OK for you, considering your responsibilities...so take it...give your best...two months too small, go the normal 3months probation...then upon confirmation of appointment, you ask for a raise.
Business › Re: Google To Shutdown Google My Business Website Platform. by MyExpression(op): 9:49am On Jan 13, 2024
online4business:
Department of justice trying all they could to break google monopoly sadly people don't read.

Anti trust legislation filled by 5 states wants google to stop monopoly of everything.

As a business man what do you do? Kill your darlings and focus on search the main business.

Gmb SEO's sorry bye bye.

Focus on the fundamentals search is google business other are just shinny object.

Next will be adsense and ads management platform (that's where google monopoly dey)

If they seperate google ads and ads network management (I'll kiss the ass of DOJ because it means more money in my pocket)

And innovation from different companies (black rock and vanguard or their cronies)

Learn SEO so advertiser pay you your worth story for another day.

Control=responsibility
However, Google business accounts will now show your business profile...it still stays.
And that's probably where the new shop would be.

If their verification system is legit enough, it could replace the need for websites.
Everything on the Web, will be showcased on the business profile.
Romance › Re: Dear Seun, I Am Impressed. by MyExpression(m): 7:58pm On Jan 12, 2024
saphiere:
Whatever. My message was passed and the person I directed it to understood what I meant.
When you respond with.... "whatever" that's condescending.

Saphiere since 2020...maybe you're another Sapphire.
Crime › Re: Aye Vs Vikings Cult War Continues In Anambra As 2 Men Die (graphic) by MyExpression(m): 7:51pm On Jan 12, 2024
DyingFetus:
I'm in a fraternity but we no day shed blood

Na bro stuffs and fork bichs
You no dey cult, you dey Circle of friends.

Fraternity is different from confraternity.
Celebrities › Re: Rita Dominic’s Husband Allegedly Cheating – Sidechick Geraldine Exposed by MyExpression(m): 7:47pm On Jan 12, 2024
Even if it is true....so?

Why does cheating make the news like it is indeed a news piece.

How will traditionalists and Muslims, marry their next wife, if they don't cheat on the present wife
Sports › Re: Is Osimhen’s Nigeria Ready For Africa Cup Of Nations? by MyExpression(m): 4:04pm On Jan 12, 2024
Other countries in Africa are being wary of Nigeria, but Nigerian media keeps talking g bout how unprepared we are.
Na we Nigerians dey give other nations morale to play Nigeria squarely.

We are a terror to other nations.
Osihmen and the whole squad dey good to go.

When you google Super Eagles, let them see the faith and support for the team.

It affects the overall psychè
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: The Toughest Bosses Can Unintentionally Become Your Best Teachers. by MyExpression(m):
My last boss taught me bout HARD work.
Mental hardwork.

The ability to run so many moving parts profitably.
He knew every chain of the business and ran it all efficiently.
Production, Maintenance, sales and marketing, account, procurement, HR...business just dey expand everyday...and he's on top of it all.

Left honourably and took all that ability with me.

We have to convert our potential energy to kinetic energy.

PS.
The tough part....he doesn't transfer knowledge.

You go just see new development...na you go use your head understand the wisdom in that move.

You learn from him at your own pace...it's exhausting to keep going to sokoto, for what is in your śokoto.
Business › Google To Shutdown Google My Business Website Platform. by MyExpression(op):
I got a mail from Google business this morning.
It reads...

Websites made with Google Business Profiles will be turned off soon

Starting from 1 March 2024, customers will be redirected to your Business Profiles when they visit your Google business websites. In the past, you’ve used a Google feature (GMB) to make simple websites from the information on your Business Profiles.

This feature is going away in the coming months and will no longer be supported, meaning that the sites you created with this tool will be removed.

To help with the transition, starting 1 March 2024, customers will be redirected to your Business Profiles.
On your profiles, you can showcase similar information about your business, and also add social media links so that customers can learn more.
Your websites will redirect customers until 10 June 2024, after which they will show as unavailable.

Updating your profiles with a different website
You can update your Business Profiles to link to a different website.
If you need to make a website, you can use a site builder such as Wix, Squarespace, GoDaddy, Google Sites, Shopify, or WordPress.
.............


https://support.google.com/business/answer/14368911?visit_id=638406669639398417-2736256280&p=website_turnoff&rd=1
In essence, go and get on a paid website.

However, they did not tell us if it affects other premium google websites.

Perhaps they are leaving the Web hosting business for small time players.
They want to have enough space to store Generative AI database.

Christianity Etc › Re: Meet Prophet TB Joshua’s 3 Daughters (Photos) by MyExpression(m):
Politicstoday:
Na fake daughter be that 😂 . BBC’s lies and propaganda is beyond redemption. Na Nigerians will send them packing
If the daughter interviewed is fake, there's a lawyer among the real children, let them prosecute the fake daughter, and let's see the end of it.
Politics › Re: NERC To Sell Kaduna Electric Over N110 Billion Debt by MyExpression(m): 8:47am On Jan 09, 2024
110 Billion Naira accumulated in debt...meanwhile, British American Tobacco just paid 110 billion Naira fine within one week's notice.


E no clear
Politics › Re: Tinubu Sacks Irukera (FCCPC CEO), Okoh (DG, BPE) by MyExpression(m): 8:46am On Jan 09, 2024
pipnator00:
I don't understand where you stand! Are you for a Nigeria that works for all or a Nigeria that works for a few, mainly the elite?
I am for a greater Nigeria...but someone should still explain that 110 milion dollar fine.
Over 100 BILLION Naira in fine, paid within a week....e no clear.

What was the offence exactly?
Where's the paper trail of the payment....this is a big revenue for the govt, but journalists are sleeping on it
Politics › Re: Tinubu Sacks Irukera (FCCPC CEO), Okoh (DG, BPE) by MyExpression(m): 7:52am On Jan 09, 2024
pipnator00:
(1) Mr. Babatunde Irukera —EVC/CEO, Federal Competition and Consumer Protection Commission (FCCPC)

This should be the man who stop those loan app from sending threatening messages to people? Same man who made who mad BAT pay a fine of $110million? The has been doing his job diligently! Why the sack?

In fact he gave us hope that Nigeria can work if we have the right people in place. Please reconsider this sack Mr Tinubu!
What if the sack was due to his hardwork.
He might be hurting some big corrupt players, close to the presidency.

What if dat $110m fine was supposed to be low key, but he refused to play ball....now no one can siphon it without accountability.
He has fought Loan sharks, and maybe fighting Multichoice too.

The person that appointed him as CEO FCCPC, is a Tinubu loyalist.
He reported the case to baba, and baba had to get rid of him.

Baba no dey use ear hear disloyal
Politics › Re: Tinubu Sacks Irukera (FCCPC CEO), Okoh (DG, BPE) by MyExpression(m): 7:39am On Jan 09, 2024
Make we no find that $110 million fine that was paid by BAT.
I dare say the sack is linked to this case.
Romance › Re: Why Are Girls Fond Of Doing This? Is This Just A Naija Thing Or A Global Thing? by MyExpression(m): 10:48pm On Jan 04, 2024
MisterBanny:
Mr. "Subsequent and consequently". Your use of these two words is really embarrassing to say the least
Add Obviously to the list.

OP it is not obvious...nothing is in black and white
Romance › Re: Do Women Also Make Promises During Sex? by MyExpression(m): 10:13pm On Jan 04, 2024
DissTroy:
No, but they extract or try to extract promises after a sex bout, especially in the early stages, or when you both have a misunderstanding.

"Babe, promise me you will never leave me."
"You liked it? It's good you said it. After continue chatting with those girls on Facebook. God knows I am trying."

Lady, can we just sleep it off or see a movie or something? Christ!
Oga she's trying.
If you want those Facebook gurls, go for them...stop making her feel insecure in the relationship.

Give her assurance or tell her off
Crime › Re: FRSC Officials Beat Up Soldiers For Invading Their Office (Pictures/Video) by MyExpression(m): 6:31pm On Jan 03, 2024
UncleKoboko:
What's going to be bloody?

You think soldiers have monopoly of violence?
The good thing is they're both trained gun users and they both have guns. Na who go die go die.

The only reason why people fear soldiers is because of the gun they carry and because they can easily gather themselves in large numbers to harras people. One-on-one, most average people will beat soldiers black and blue in a combat.
We both know you're capping...but no yawa,.
Go fight soldier, and remain alive to tell the tale.

You think it they're not trained in lethal combat ba...oya na, go try them.
Car Talk › Re: Ezekiel Izuogu Produced Nigeria's First Locally Made Car (photos) by MyExpression(m):
IjebuWarrior:
Igbo trademark
Chinese trademark also...but they are the current world's economic giant.

From inferior products at the beginning...then Japan had more durable products...but with continued government support, they grew and became better at all things tech.
Huawei 5G innovation is a product of the efforts of yesteryears.
Chinese BYD electric vehicle is miles ahead of Tesla.
Family › Re: Couple Ditches Alexa After The Device Started Talking To Husband In The Night by MyExpression(m): 11:02am On Jan 01, 2024
Balistic4:
I still believe that what Schwarzenegger predicted with his Terminator series might still happen, maybe not exactly as depicted in the movie.

These AI will gather lots of information and become self-aware
Now I don dey reason to go watch Terminator again.....mindless surfing!
Not anymore.
2024...gon be better.
Family › Re: How Can Husband Be AA And Wife Is AS, And Baby Is SS? by MyExpression(m): 2:12pm On Dec 31, 2023
adesegun121:
Husband is AA, wife is AS. 3 months after they had their first child, they found out their daughter was SS.

At first, it appeared like a joke, a very bad one. Medically, that isn’t or shouldn’t be possible. They conducted the genotype test in four medical labs, and the result came out the same.

Husband and wife decided to have their genotype test again. Results were the same.

Then it became clear what was happening. Husband ain’t the father of the baby. He secretly had a DNA test and it was confirmed he didn’t father the baby.

Amidst the confusion, he asked his wife if he fathered the baby. Wife wouldn’t confess. She insisted he fathered the baby. It’s just obvious that whoever fathered the baby is AS which resulted in the baby’s SS.

They went for a paternity test and it was glaring husband ain’t the baby’s dad. Wife still insisting she didn’t get impregnated externally. She went ahead to do another DNA. Result was the same.

Wife became a shadow of herself. Husband got crazy. Their home became a “once upon a time.”

Wife kept researching how possible it was that her husband didn’t father her baby and the baby’s genotype is SS.

Then she told a friend of the whole matter. Her friend just felt she’s using female’s antics. “Take responsibility,” she was told. She kept swearing and swearing. Her friend told me of the whole drama.

I kept thinking about how this would be possible. Medically, it was impossible for AA to birth SS. Coupled with the DNA results, it was glaring. But wife claiming innocence and swearing on her life was a whole different thing.

I thought of what could have been. Then I arrived at a conclusion: if wife is innocent, then she’s not the mother of the child. I immediately called my friend that I’ve found a possible solution. MNA (maternity test) to the rescue.

They went for an MNA, and test revealed she’s not the mother of the baby. Babies were changed at birth. Long story cut short, they involved the police and investigations were carried out.

Multiple tests done “here and there.” They got their own baby back – AS. They returned the supposed baby. Hospital was sued for the negligence and trauma.

Wife was so displeased her husband didn’t trust her. They settled and made up. They just had their second baby – a boy. Husband stayed with wife in labor room and monitored everything. Once bitten, twice shy.

At times, so called paternity fraud is change of babies at the hospital.

SOLUTION TO THE ABOVE PROBLEMS:

1. Advise your male children, to stay with their wives in the Labour wards, as their wives are delivering.

2. Advise your female children, to insist on their husbands staying in and remaining in the Labour ward, during child births.

The world of today, are full of people with evil intentions.

Together we can make the world a better place

Source: https://gistmeloveblog.com/how-can-husband-be-aa-and-wife-is-as-and-baby-is-ss/
So the doctors that did DNA isn't aware there's a thing called MNA ba?

Abeg carry your zobo give another person, I dey on fasting.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Are There Remote Jobs In Nigeria? by MyExpression(m): 9:39am On Dec 29, 2023
Yes there are...and most do pay well comparatively.

I've worked in one, never went to office.
Do your job, submit report weekly.

...and I also posted vacancy for one here...
https://www.nairaland.com/7938515/freelance-field-marketer...abuja

It's still open.
It's fully remote.
Romance › Re: +18: Do This Before 2024. Nobody Has Told You This, But I'll Tell You. by MyExpression(m): 5:45pm On Dec 24, 2023
Most of these apps have same potential like normal phones calendar. Set task and reminder...just with better user interface.

Romance › Re: +18: Do This Before 2024. Nobody Has Told You This, But I'll Tell You. by MyExpression(m): 1:41pm On Dec 24, 2023
Englishisamust:
See as I dey read attentively!! He don tey wey I don read this type of post.. grin grin my own problem is distraction. I may be writing code now. In the next 5 minutes I don receive notification wey go fit lead me to watching YouTube fun videos. Before you know I don waste like 1 hour of the time I suppose to use to achieve better things...
Them don poison our water for this country.
Everybody just dey suffer the same problem......we want to do more, but we are still the ones holding ourselves back from trying, failing, growing and ultimately winning.
Na we hold ourselves...we no dey gingered to go alone...push yourself, no one will help you chase your goals.

I'll download and post my app now.

I commented on this post about 2wks ago, yet I didn't do anything bout it.

We need accountability...self accountability!
Health › Re: How Do I Improve My Thin Physique? by MyExpression(m): 3:20pm On Dec 14, 2023
finallybusy:
Go and make money. At twenty-nine, you’ll start adding weight. By then, all you’ll look for is how to trim the excess.
Exactly what happened to me.
Touched money...
At 29, I started jogging every morning to lose weight.

Now I want some of that weight back...I no wan slim again,
Romance › Re: +18: Do This Before 2024. Nobody Has Told You This, But I'll Tell You. by MyExpression(m): 11:43am On Dec 12, 2023
Someone started this program on WhatsApp in 2018.
I joined...and that year was super productive for me.
I won on every side...till I lost my phone.

We'd write our plans to-do list everyday, and come back in the evening to give account.
It was a healthy building space.

I still keep writing to-dos to set my day...I wish I had continued with that fire.

You set goals for the year, break it down into achievable steps...every month/week/day, there's a purposeful agenda.

Gawd.
Let's have something like that again...hold each other accoutable...be encouraged by each other's purposeful living.

I'll see what an app can do for me.
Since my sticky note was updated, and I can't scribble with my fingers anymore....setting agenda by typing can be tiring.

I have a book tho...but its not easy to be self willed everyday...but when you write it down, you become subconsciously conscious of your time...and what you should be doing at that time.



I'll update when I download a suitable app.
Romance › Re: +18: Do This Before 2024. Nobody Has Told You This, But I'll Tell You. by MyExpression(m): 11:34am On Dec 12, 2023
SuperOnyi:
shocked


Thank you for this thread.

These days, I've been lazy and feeling hopeless. I will certainly do this, I don't like the fact that I haven't achieved that financial freedom through book publishing. This is because I've haven't mastered keyword and niche research, it breaks my heart I wouldn't be able to go see my mother after 5 years of being away from home.

I get scared every time it's a new year because something keeps telling me I am where I am today because I have not fully discovered whom I am. I didn't choose to be born but since I'm already on Earth, I want to truly love and not just exist but somehow, I feel like I'm a lazy bum even when I work hard like a donkey. But it's stupid and useless to work like a donkey and earn like a newbie beggar.

Thank you for threads like this, since I've being watching my laptop for weeks now but the motivation to open up msword vanishes as soon as the fact that I haven't mastered keyword and niche research hits me hard like an avalanche. I will overcome this phase but it feels like forever and I hate myself...

Sorry for the rant, everyone!


Try ChatGPT.
You can prompt it to easily turn ideas into words, and automatically fill it with SEO-friendly keywords
Romance › Re: If You've Been Hitting It Raw With Your Babe And Pulling Out EVERYTIME by MyExpression(m): 11:21am On Dec 12, 2023
Hmmmm

I see!
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Freelance Field Marketer...abuja by MyExpression(op): 11:13am On Dec 12, 2023
If you're a Corps member with interest in Marketing or Logistics, the better.

We can give you invitation for your PPA.
No accommodation o...but it's a job that would be a learning curve with future potentials for you
Jobs/Vacancies › Freelance Field Marketer...abuja by MyExpression(op): 11:08am On Dec 12, 2023
Vacancy exists for the role of a Field Marketer in Abuja.

Your duty is to Onboard Dispatch Riders into our platform.
There are parks where they cluster around Abuja.
Dispatch companies are almost in every plaza in big markets.
Bring them all on board.
We're covering every LGA in Abuja.
You work at your own pace, atleast 3 days in a week.
As long as you have a smart phone, and you know how to communicate, you're good to go.

If you live close to the central business area, the better, to save transport.
This contract would run for the next 6months.

If you're interested, call or WhatsApp
07030068193
/c/2347030068193

40k/month.
Business › NIPOST To Start Arresting Unregistered Logistics Companies By Feb '24. by MyExpression(op): 10:27am On Dec 12, 2023
The Nigeria Postal Service(NIPOST) has set a February 2024 deadline for all illegal courier and logistic businesses in the country to register and comply with the service’s regulations or face clamp down.

The General Manager, Courier and Logistics Regulatory Department of the NIPOST, Dotun Shonde, made this known at a stakeholders’ meeting with courier and logistics service private providers in Enugu State to sensitize them on the need to get registered for proper regulation.

According to Shonde, “It is what is contained in the NIPOST Act Cap 127 laws of the federation 2004 as amended

“It is a regulation that has been in force in the past 3 decades. It is to ensure that private operators comply with that NIPOST Act by doing what is needful or legal. If you want to come into the postal space to operate as a private operator, you need to procure a grant of license from the PostMaster General of the Federation then you will be licensed to operate

“But for some reasons, and for some period, some people have refused to comply. They have been operating without that grant of license, they have been operating illegally and that is economic sabotage as it poses a security risk

“You don’t know who they are, you don’t know how to trace them. If you check around you’ll see some operating even without a brand name

"Some are operating without a number plate, some without traceable address and these are the people who carry out nefarious activities. We’ve had cases of people operating under false pretense, they obtain money from people and tell you they would deliver both the money and the delivery you don’t get. So they are causing a negative image to the industry and pose serious security threat to other investors

“So, the Post Master General of the federation has said enough is enough”, he said. 

Shonde disclosed that NIPOST started the enforcement and clamp down as well as public education enlightenment sensitization since 2021.

The chairman, Association of Courier and Logistics Operators in Enugu, Adaora Okoye said that the sensitization and engagement session was on how to conform with the rules and regulations of NIPOST so their members do not fall victims of circumstance.

https://thenationonlineng.net/nipost-to-clamp-down-on-illegal-courier-firms-february-2024/
HomeDel Logistics.

Phones › Re: How Old Is Your Sim Card? by MyExpression(m):
Occurstaem:
Chai. Since 2007.
That's 16years. If it were to be a human in Nigeria, it must have written UTME this year.
Bought mine May 2007.
...on my way to write Jamb.

Me and another gurl in my area, same set, share the same number, only difference is one digit...our mutual friend disclosed it to us.
Very stubborn gurl...yet her name is Peace

Probably bought from same area, the same period.
Career › Re: Congratulations! You Have Been Selected For The FGN-ALAT Digital Skillnovation P by MyExpression(m): 12:31pm On Dec 02, 2023
Nobody has seconded....I received this money in my firstbank account.

Did we present our account during registration?
Has any one else gotten this money?

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