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DissTroy:
No, but they extract or try to extract promises after a sex bout, especially in the early stages, or when you both have a misunderstanding.

"Babe, promise me you will never leave me."
"You liked it? It's good you said it. After continue chatting with those girls on Facebook. God knows I am trying."

Lady, can we just sleep it off or see a movie or something? Christ!

Oga she's trying.
If you want those Facebook gurls, go for them...stop making her feel insecure in the relationship.

Give her assurance or tell her off

UncleKoboko:
What's going to be bloody?

You think soldiers have monopoly of violence?
The good thing is they're both trained gun users and they both have guns. Na who go die go die.

The only reason why people fear soldiers is because of the gun they carry and because they can easily gather themselves in large numbers to harras people. One-on-one, most average people will beat soldiers black and blue in a combat.

We both know you're capping...but no yawa,.
Go fight soldier, and remain alive to tell the tale.

You think it they're not trained in lethal combat ba...oya na, go try them.

IjebuWarrior:
Igbo trademark

Chinese trademark also...but they are the current world's economic giant.

From inferior products at the beginning...then Japan had more durable products...but with continued government support, they grew and became better at all things tech.
Huawei 5G innovation is a product of the efforts of yesteryears.
Chinese BYD electric vehicle is miles ahead of Tesla.

Balistic4:
I still believe that what Schwarzenegger predicted with his Terminator series might still happen, maybe not exactly as depicted in the movie.

These AI will gather lots of information and become self-aware

Now I don dey reason to go watch Terminator again.....mindless surfing!
Not anymore.
2024...gon be better.

adesegun121:
Husband is AA, wife is AS. 3 months after they had their first child, they found out their daughter was SS.

At first, it appeared like a joke, a very bad one. Medically, that isn’t or shouldn’t be possible. They conducted the genotype test in four medical labs, and the result came out the same.

Husband and wife decided to have their genotype test again. Results were the same.

Then it became clear what was happening. Husband ain’t the father of the baby. He secretly had a DNA test and it was confirmed he didn’t father the baby.

Amidst the confusion, he asked his wife if he fathered the baby. Wife wouldn’t confess. She insisted he fathered the baby. It’s just obvious that whoever fathered the baby is AS which resulted in the baby’s SS.

They went for a paternity test and it was glaring husband ain’t the baby’s dad. Wife still insisting she didn’t get impregnated externally. She went ahead to do another DNA. Result was the same.

Wife became a shadow of herself. Husband got crazy. Their home became a “once upon a time.”

Wife kept researching how possible it was that her husband didn’t father her baby and the baby’s genotype is SS.

Then she told a friend of the whole matter. Her friend just felt she’s using female’s antics. “Take responsibility,” she was told. She kept swearing and swearing. Her friend told me of the whole drama.

I kept thinking about how this would be possible. Medically, it was impossible for AA to birth SS. Coupled with the DNA results, it was glaring. But wife claiming innocence and swearing on her life was a whole different thing.

I thought of what could have been. Then I arrived at a conclusion: if wife is innocent, then she’s not the mother of the child. I immediately called my friend that I’ve found a possible solution. MNA (maternity test) to the rescue.

They went for an MNA, and test revealed she’s not the mother of the baby. Babies were changed at birth. Long story cut short, they involved the police and investigations were carried out.

Multiple tests done “here and there.” They got their own baby back – AS. They returned the supposed baby. Hospital was sued for the negligence and trauma.

Wife was so displeased her husband didn’t trust her. They settled and made up. They just had their second baby – a boy. Husband stayed with wife in labor room and monitored everything. Once bitten, twice shy.

At times, so called paternity fraud is change of babies at the hospital.

SOLUTION TO THE ABOVE PROBLEMS:

1. Advise your male children, to stay with their wives in the Labour wards, as their wives are delivering.

2. Advise your female children, to insist on their husbands staying in and remaining in the Labour ward, during child births.

The world of today, are full of people with evil intentions.

Together we can make the world a better place

Source: https://gistmeloveblog.com/how-can-husband-be-aa-and-wife-is-as-and-baby-is-ss/

So the doctors that did DNA isn't aware there's a thing called MNA ba?

Abeg carry your zobo give another person, I dey on fasting.

Yes there are...and most do pay well comparatively.

I've worked in one, never went to office.
Do your job, submit report weekly.

...and I also posted vacancy for one here...
https://www.nairaland.com/7938515/freelance-field-marketer...abuja

It's still open.
It's fully remote.

Most of these apps have same potential like normal phones calendar. Set task and reminder...just with better user interface.

Englishisamust:
See as I dey read attentively!! He don tey wey I don read this type of post.. my own problem is distraction. I may be writing code now. In the next 5 minutes I don receive notification wey go fit lead me to watching YouTube fun videos. Before you know I don waste like 1 hour of the time I suppose to use to achieve better things...

Them don poison our water for this country.
Everybody just dey suffer the same problem......we want to do more, but we are still the ones holding ourselves back from trying, failing, growing and ultimately winning.
Na we hold ourselves...we no dey gingered to go alone...push yourself, no one will help you chase your goals.

I'll download and post my app now.

I commented on this post about 2wks ago, yet I didn't do anything bout it.

We need accountability...self accountability!

finallybusy:
Go and make money. At twenty-nine, you’ll start adding weight. By then, all you’ll look for is how to trim the excess.

Exactly what happened to me.
Touched money...
At 29, I started jogging every morning to lose weight.

Now I want some of that weight back...I no wan slim again,

Someone started this program on WhatsApp in 2018.
I joined...and that year was super productive for me.
I won on every side...till I lost my phone.

We'd write our plans to-do list everyday, and come back in the evening to give account.
It was a healthy building space.

I still keep writing to-dos to set my day...I wish I had continued with that fire.

You set goals for the year, break it down into achievable steps...every month/week/day, there's a purposeful agenda.

Gawd.
Let's have something like that again...hold each other accoutable...be encouraged by each other's purposeful living.

I'll see what an app can do for me.
Since my sticky note was updated, and I can't scribble with my fingers anymore....setting agenda by typing can be tiring.

I have a book tho...but its not easy to be self willed everyday...but when you write it down, you become subconsciously conscious of your time...and what you should be doing at that time.



I'll update when I download a suitable app.

SuperOnyi:



Thank you for this thread.

These days, I've been lazy and feeling hopeless. I will certainly do this, I don't like the fact that I haven't achieved that financial freedom through book publishing. This is because I've haven't mastered keyword and niche research, it breaks my heart I wouldn't be able to go see my mother after 5 years of being away from home.

I get scared every time it's a new year because something keeps telling me I am where I am today because I have not fully discovered whom I am. I didn't choose to be born but since I'm already on Earth, I want to truly love and not just exist but somehow, I feel like I'm a lazy bum even when I work hard like a donkey. But it's stupid and useless to work like a donkey and earn like a newbie beggar.

Thank you for threads like this, since I've being watching my laptop for weeks now but the motivation to open up msword vanishes as soon as the fact that I haven't mastered keyword and niche research hits me hard like an avalanche. I will overcome this phase but it feels like forever and I hate myself...

Sorry for the rant, everyone!

Try ChatGPT.
You can prompt it to easily turn ideas into words, and automatically fill it with SEO-friendly keywords

Hmmmm

I see!

If you're a Corps member with interest in Marketing or Logistics, the better.

We can give you invitation for your PPA.
No accommodation o...but it's a job that would be a learning curve with future potentials for you

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We're covering every LGA in Abuja.
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The Nigeria Postal Service(NIPOST) has set a February 2024 deadline for all illegal courier and logistic businesses in the country to register and comply with the service’s regulations or face clamp down.

The General Manager, Courier and Logistics Regulatory Department of the NIPOST, Dotun Shonde, made this known at a stakeholders’ meeting with courier and logistics service private providers in Enugu State to sensitize them on the need to get registered for proper regulation.

According to Shonde, “It is what is contained in the NIPOST Act Cap 127 laws of the federation 2004 as amended

“It is a regulation that has been in force in the past 3 decades. It is to ensure that private operators comply with that NIPOST Act by doing what is needful or legal. If you want to come into the postal space to operate as a private operator, you need to procure a grant of license from the PostMaster General of the Federation then you will be licensed to operate

“But for some reasons, and for some period, some people have refused to comply. They have been operating without that grant of license, they have been operating illegally and that is economic sabotage as it poses a security risk

“You don’t know who they are, you don’t know how to trace them. If you check around you’ll see some operating even without a brand name

"Some are operating without a number plate, some without traceable address and these are the people who carry out nefarious activities. We’ve had cases of people operating under false pretense, they obtain money from people and tell you they would deliver both the money and the delivery you don’t get. So they are causing a negative image to the industry and pose serious security threat to other investors

“So, the Post Master General of the federation has said enough is enough”, he said. 

Shonde disclosed that NIPOST started the enforcement and clamp down as well as public education enlightenment sensitization since 2021.

The chairman, Association of Courier and Logistics Operators in Enugu, Adaora Okoye said that the sensitization and engagement session was on how to conform with the rules and regulations of NIPOST so their members do not fall victims of circumstance.

https://thenationonlineng.net/nipost-to-clamp-down-on-illegal-courier-firms-february-2024/
HomeDel Logistics.

Occurstaem:
Chai. Since 2007.
That's 16years. If it were to be a human in Nigeria, it must have written UTME this year.

Bought mine May 2007.
...on my way to write Jamb.

Me and another gurl in my area, same set, share the same number, only difference is one digit...our mutual friend disclosed it to us.
Very stubborn gurl...yet her name is Peace

Probably bought from same area, the same period.

Nobody has seconded....I received this money in my firstbank account.

Did we present our account during registration?
Has any one else gotten this money?

Errhm....nomone is talking about it....are they the ones that put that stipend in my account?


Abi na only me receive alert on 15th?

All this thing wey we dey do na because say we never get money to dey chop chicken everyday like before.
For my mind, the point where I will feel my life is getting balanced again, is when I get to that settled point, where what I'll live on for atleast the next 0ne year comfortably.
That's the minimum investment standard for survival.
Be able to sustain yourself for atleast one year, before you think of settling down or involving yourself with women.
There was a point where I was eating chicken and malt almost everyday.
You never get money to rent house wey two people fit live peacefully, you dey reason marriage....like I don't fucking get it.
Marriage is optional, so why confine yourself to that sufferhead lifestyle?

..........



Sometimes these things come to mind...and I used to pen them on my diary, but why should we keep these voices in our heads...let it find expression.
Rant- they say.
It is me and my thoughts...judge me...you don't know how big the world is.
Once I leave our mutual circle, every aspect of my life gets an opportunity to build a new image.
Na our mutual contacts dey hedge this perception of ourself.

I usually start out well in a strange environment...so I've learnt not to settle, mix-up or be comfortable in that community.
The moment I start to think about mingling in the environment, I get watered down, lose focus. Viz:
Started a new school in pry 5, took 2nd.
Milo competition in my school, JSS 1, came 2nd.
Writing competition, year 1, came 2nd.
Went for a program in Uturu, where I no know or send anybody...won two gifts.

Like if I start out as a stranger, I tend to succeed more, than when I settle.
I don't do or stop doing anything in particular...but when I start to feel at home, to relax....glory just reduces.
I think this is the longest stretch I have gone in breaking myself.
I remember feeling great one day, when I recognised that I had gone out of an addiction, by reinforcing my stance, whenener the urge came.
It just hit me one bright afternoon...I was also free from the nightmares.

I smiled. So I finally was free. Free to take or not to take...my mind would still be at peace. No compulsion to indulge.
Freedom of self. Na you cage yourself, na you go uncaged yourself by yourself.
Seems like an unending battle tho...buh one day, your eyes go open.
I encountered it twice...two previous. It feels great to actually be an overcome.
Your moral go dey excess. Coz you can afford to, but choose not to.
No self bondage.

Mehn.
Na your head and mind go free your body o.
Na you go break, build and push yourself.

I wonder why people are not telling others whats in front.
The amount of danger and stagnation that lies ahead.

If you have broken out, throw the ropes...teach thy brethren.
Life is limitless, let's all win.

Meanwhile...this is all a rant started coz I want to start eating chicken daily again...it was a lack of it that made me try other vices.

Roasted chicken dey give me joy 😊

Prisons/Correctional Centre is not a Revenue institution.
Govt could simply forgive the debt on paper and release whoever they have determined to forgive their debt/crime.

There's always budget for prisons, Bail payments notwithstanding.

This one na cold zobo.

Was she prosecuted?
So deportation after sack

E no clear

2.2 billion for election...just part of the sum we could trace...

Yet, you said these ones will enter and not loot to recover the funds...all of una na thief.

This country need political revolution, coz going to the polls seem not to be the solution

I was watching a movie (Hooking Up) about a female writer. She is a columnist for a LIFESTYLE magazine/blog
She writes for the Romance/Sex section.

The movie talked about how she had to engage in random sex with multiple people, and indulge in porn addiction, to get her creative juice flowing for inspiration.
That got me thinking...
Some of us have had to make career trade offs, at the risk of our mental health; not just to keep our job, but also to perform and deliver good work.

I don't know if you can relate, or know someone who has been there.
In marketing, Public Speaking, Laborious tasks, even reading, people have been known to take performance enhancement substances.

However, this has been majorly due to pressure of the environment because I believe without the pressure to produce great result- Always; one might just chill, and go at their own pace. Do what they can...learn what they cant...and leave the rest.

But not when you have a timeline to meet, management threatening your job...(NOT your means of livelihood)

To an extent, these things do spur you on the inside to perform better at the given task.
Some athletes take performance enhancing drugs, Artists take to different substances for stage fright, and inspiration et al.

The question then becomes...is it worth it?

It will give you result and money for today...but in the long run, the company/business becomes successful, while you lose yourself in the process.

I have been there.
I probably should have resigned earlier, but I didn't want to resign under pressure.
So I stayed...did my part, wowed them...and resigned a legend.
It was still my brain power, time, energy, and resources that was stretched to get the job done.
Now company is doing well without me, but I am the one living with the consequences of my indulgence to push myself.

Stress builds you, but you see company/organizational stress....run from it.
You are worth more than you are valued.
Go elsewhere, do something else, live healthily.

Life doesn't end in one company...do your future some good.

hakym619:


Good development
Pls is there a way that an ordinary citizen can get physical access to the state house of assembly member representing their constituency?

I need tips.

State House of assembly reside in the state.
Since it's your local government, go to your village, ask around for their exact ho,e location...or book an appointment at the govt House.....or ambush him/her after their sitting. They always hold those their meetings at the state assembly...getnthe date and time....

jkpbestseries:
i dedicate So Long a Letter... To them. Great Novel

Ah!
I read that book as a teacher during my service year.

That novel eh...just don't drop it.

Kept reading till I finished that book...the story long jare

Mariama Ba...the polygamy, women empowerment circle et al

Mtcheeeeeeeew.

They have come again with their APC talk.

Always making futuristic talk.

Tell us what you are producing as at today...no dey give us 2024 unrealistic projection

Ridiculous lies.

Who sew the cloth and slapped the price tag of 280M on it?

FreeStuffsNG:
It's not funny nah.

We have had several all-male crew crashes far so numerous that males should be ashamed of any misogynist who wants to make the gender of this crew an issue. These are Soldiers and professionals for that matter.

Let us be happy for them that they didn't die and multiple families are not mourning their fatal death by now.

There's no all-men military formation, that have crash landed a plane in this manner.

No ALL-MEN Military unit has ever crash landed like this.

They are a group ffg.....one person will get it right...but now when they are all women with their egotistical attitude....no-one will be humble and learn from the other

socialmediaman:
If he officially renounced his Nigerian citizenship as stated, I wonder if the court considered this status based on the 1961 Geneva convention on statelessness

Great angle...buh I want to believe his lawyers could have argued that too...coz you can't just render one stateless.

Well, since he has an origin, he can always apply back to Nigeria.
He still has his birth certificate, so he'll be deported to MMIA, then let Nigerian immigration decide where to send him.

Or is there any unoccupied place on earth where he can stay freely?
Is a refugee status applicable given his statelessness?
He still has to apply for citizenship...even back to Nigeria.

How does one constitutionally renounce citizenship?

FreeStuffsNG:
This explains in part why the month on month increase in our inflation numbers has started declining.

By the time the benefits of the Asiwaju Tinubu-led brilliant, competent and patriotic team fully manifest, it will be too late for the naysayers and unpatriotic elements to be blessed by the fruits of the land.
This is commendable. God bless Nigeria for ever! Check my signature for free stuffs!

What are you saying?
This subsidy removal, consequent increase in pump price, exchange rate....have crippled the people's purchasing power.
People no longer take unnecessary trips...coz they can't afford it as much as before.
More people are at home...working online to augment.
So there is no factor of the govt's policies that has positively led to the low inflation.
People aren't moving anyhow anymore.
They now use Dispatch Logistics services like HomeDel Logistics, to pick-up and deliver items nationwide for lesser cost.

But sincerely, I'm shocked that there was no much or proportional fare increase for short distance road trips.

But long distance travels and air transport have been experiencing significant inflation of prices on a daily.

So NBS using last 2yrs record simply means 2021-2023.
That's not Tinubu's result...let's see the times that follows, before giving credit to Pres. Tinubu.


Meanwhile, the way you sycophants rush to praise all pro-Tinubu post, is so obvious that you're being paid to do this.
We are all in this country, and we want the best for this nation, nomatter who the president is.
We will commend good work, when we see one.
Same way it's too early to criticise Tinubu's govt, it's also too early to sing his praise esp when we never see tangible result that translates to a better quality of life for us all.

Stop suffering and smiling...encourage the good work, encourage people to explore all of their potentials, and question or recommend policies that will work.
But don't come here singing fake praises on every post.

...instead, make comments that can renew our hope for a better nation...through Pres Bola Ahmed Tinubu. (Asiwaju)

achorladey:
..........

Those who were living with the very OBJECT of FAITH still beg for their faith to increase. I believe you believe you have started to walk the path of doing what you are expected to be doing as an unworthy servant of the one who called you....

Now faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen.

This is no longer a nairaland comment, I want to have in-depth conversation...not to argue anymore, but to ask...what must I do to know God and fellowship with Him passionately?

What's missing that I need to know or do, to have a tangible knowledge of God beyond doubts.