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EnvyandHate:
Purple Lavender it's their transgender goddess color code. All the angels in heaven were males but then some of them fell, kicked out to the lowest parts of the Earth, Some of them reside in the sea they appear to men as beautiful mermaids. The demons appear in the dreams of men as beautiful women. The leviathan the sea beast that's how goddess worship began.

How come this demon doesn't come often?
...even when I'm not praying against her.
She should be coming every night, if she really wants my soul...or is it first time wet dream you're talking bout?

tachia406:
My problem with you is, after expressing your displeasure with what she did to her, and even advising her, you still keep it in your mind. She has not even repeated it and gbuaaaa! You have brought it up here.

She argued it with him, before conceding under potential marriage pressure.

OP
She has shown you how she thinks...her ideology of life.

If she's really a good gurl with that kind of thinking, try groom her well and confirm her compatibility with you, before settling down.

If she has been pretending, you'll see the signs...related events will happen again...she go bleep that guy, and you go see the signs of a woman that's getting it elsewhere.

No simp because you wan love who you marry...all these rules and regulations relationship, na the man dey usually suffer.

She be mgbèkè.
She no sabi give BJ...na ur head put her under pressure.

Or maybe she dey get those their women hormonal episodes, so the dk kinda tastes somehow in her mouth.

Or ur precum dey taste somehow...maybe urine-salty, so she gats spit it out.

I'll go with option one...you'd be shocked how many olosho no sabi do work....the one and only thing they are supposed to be good at!

The Igbos have experienced the throes of war firsthand.

Most of you Westerners grew up to see everything intact.
You do not have memories and losses of war, so you can't relate to the Igbo sentiment.
You've not built from crumbles to lose and build again from scratch.

War doesn't favour anyone.
Look at Ukraine and Russia...how much and how long will it take to build those regions again?
It is not coz of PO or the unpopularity of BAT in that region.
It's bout not reliving a traumatic event.

No how wey bomb no go touch Nigeria, and it would be a loss to us.

..and then the subsequent generational hate between the warring nations...just like the tribal hate happening in Nigeria since 1966 till date.

tubolancer:
90% is ritual, many Nigerians are into ritual, you will discover this when you get to the top of your career. I almost became a victim last year when I became the MD of a not-too-small organization. God saved my life. It is a long story.

Baba, this is a faceless forum. Talk dat story mk we learn abeg.
Me sef don dey enter close to the top...mk I no take a wrong turn

sukkot:
I was living with a white woman as partner for many years. She was obsessed with the weather and birds. She infected me with the madness lmao. So it was what I observed on the day.

Ok...thanks for the clarification.


Well...things dey happen for life.

sukkot:
...and up in the sky were stork birds and eagles and the atmosphere was dusty looking as the sun was setting.

Why did you add this part...made it sound fictional.

victory36:
Tell that to the Senegalese, Gabonese, equatoguineans, togolese, angolans, cameroonians, Congolese-brazzaville, ugandans and many more 'democractic' governments we have in Africa. You think it is that easy.

It's hard because of military protection.

Didn't you see DSS dragging for Emefiele?

There's no law...it's who has the toughest gun protection.

Same way Emefiele used federal armed force when he flew back to Nigeria.

It's all gunpower.

Drop the gun, let's live in civility...not fear.

Deportation loading...

Motivational speakers don lead the goat astray 🐐

Allow them in...don't touch them...let's see what they will really do within their rights to peaceful protest.

If anybody touch anything or anyone...

1000 ways to die!

Military coups and military rule as a whole will not be tolerated.

If they want the support of the people, then let them stir up an election bid...or impeach the president through their constituency representatives.

If the case is that bad, and the military is really not in support of the corruption of the political class....then the people can have their way.

Corruption prevails among the political class because they enjoy the protection of the military...if the military gives way, the Law will prevail.

Will they not cross the borders...let them try it and see if Tinubu won't bomb that bird in the sky

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If she's OBIdient, let let tag PO and his online influencers on twitter...and hope luck shines on her

Madam, it's not safe to get Eye lashes extension at all....who you wan impress when you already dey pregnant. Please leave cosmetic frivolities...you already have what matters

livebyday:
Trying to compete with chatgpt ? Good one

You still need to make time to use ChatGPT.

Here, you just give them the instruction of what you need...and they handle.

I'm picturing my former PA.

She also sets my schedule with me.

Treadway:
I'll respond to this. What you advised ie. 'Prove that more people voted for him, and voting manipulation' is exactly what APC were hoping he would do. Thankfully, he didn't. I have seen many here claiming he came third, when anyone who was not in a coma and witnessed that election knows clearly that he either came first or second due to the bulk of his votes that were suppressed/stolen by the APC majorly in three states, Lagos, Rivers, Plateau. Now if we go by math, I can accept and adduce that he likely came second, cos even if they award him the rightful votes he had stolen from him, it still likely won't be up to the 2million gap APC gave the LP, majorly cos not only did APC steal some LP votes, they also padded theirs in their strongholds (the padding I can't fault much cos who won't pad in their strongholds). So that is why, they are arguing voting manipulation but not basing their argument SOLELY on those numbers. In short, what they are trying to do is to prove that he met the constitutional spread of 25% in 2/3.

E.g. in my polling unit the results changed, what was posted was different from what was counted when we left that night, we (progressive youths) only waited to count presidential, we didn't wait for the Senate and HOR cos it was starting to rain. The change was a reduction of 10votes for LP and an addition of 42 for the APC! We believe they added back the voided votes, cos there were a lot of voided votes for the APC, all those baba and mama 70, most of them didn't thumbprint correctly, and were rightly counted as void votes, but they added it back after we left, imagine that! You may say it isn't much, but replicate that in all PUs in Oyo and you see it is. I think what the lawyers are trying to achieve is a re-run, cos in law it isn't about what you know to be true but what you can prove. If he only based it on the numbers like you advised, he wouldn't have been able to prove it in ALL PUs across the country which is what would have been required of him by law. LP didn't have enough agents, so proving that will be impossible. So, the smart thing is to stick to the things they can prove.

1. VOTING manipulations in the places there was overwhelming proof to support the claim, esp the state's I mentioned earlier which they brought to court. So expect the numbers alloted to him to increase

2. Prove that they met the minimum 25% spread

3. Prove that the APC didn't meet the constitutional requirements of 25% in the FCT.

4. Prove that the APC candidate are not qualified due to all those legal hogwash like double nomination, drug case etc.

The end game is smart though, stick to what you can prove, and hopefully overwhelm them with enough facts that no matter their leanings they'll likely have to rule for a re-run. This is a long stretch as na naija we dey, but it was the only good shot they had. If they had just stuck to the numbers, the thing go don end since in the favor of the APC.


That said, to join to what you said, I think anyone still protesting for Nigeria is foolish. If the Good Lord, allowed what happened during that election to happen, then whatever will come out from the tribunal na im we suppose dey wait for. Whatever it is we take am as say e please God to allow am ni and face front, knowing we tried our best and did our part. I will never ever protest for the good of this country ever again. Whatever wants to happen to the country and its people let it happen. My own is to think of how to pilot my affairs somehow somehow, not a foolish protest that will yield nothing!

You just said all the right things.

Let's hope PO wins, even if it's on technicalities

Slymontee:
Nigerian Lecturers' Lives Matter!
...
University lecturers were terribly underpaid in this country when the economy was not this bad. Imagine what the value of their meagre salary which was last reviewed in 2009 look like in this 2023...and you still owe them 8months of that...you simply are killing them off slowly and destroying public universities. This is simply academic terrorism masterminded by Buhari's govt and ignored so far by Tinubu's govt too. University Staff Lives Matter!!!

If the pay is too small, why keep working there?
Go for private practice or start your own private teaching centre...even online.

Which body is in charge of Salary structure in the government...education sector?
Let them champion this or review it upwards and set their budget that covers for that from educational IGR.

Minister of education go sign, finance director will implement.

OR....not legally enforceable?

I am Igbo, I am OBIdient.

I think the strike is too early.
He just nominated his ministers for God's sake.

Give the man time, and give the court time to pronounce their judgement.

Don't act out the chaos predicted by these pastors.

Let the law prevail.

PS
Obi's team are arguing the wrong point.
Leave that 7point agenda.

The only illegality we need to prove is Voting Manipulations...at every level.
We should prove that more people truly voted for Peter Obi.

We all knew the other things against Tinubu, yet didn't challenge it in court before election...una wan put judges for wahala?!
Do the right thing at the right time without chaos.

lawani:
The problem is how to create the states. There was a laid down procedure left by the British but the current constitution have messed it up. The existence of the Senate is the biggest impedance. There are clamors for state creation but the first step is to dissolve the Senate. Who will dissolve the Senate?. However the majority of Nigerian ethnic groups want to control their territory as used to be the case before colonisation

Exactly.

We have to keep finding a way to live together in harmony...or split back into our territory.

Afterall, the British is no longer here to force us to keep living together.
If the union isn't working...go ur separate ways

He'll take it na...if he's still in pdp.

Presidents can run an inclusive govt with the opposition.

Wike and Tinubu share the same value on revenue allocation and town planning.

lawani:
Ilorin, Jebba, Offa are different states lumped together by Nigeria in a strange Kwara state the meaning of which is not known to any native of the area

Wahala.
E no go easy to govern three states joined together...yet with different religious and cultural leaning.
There's no homogeneity amongst them.
Really hard to govern.

That means Kwara go big well well o.

Funny enough, we rarely hear of conflicts in Kwara state. They are rarely in the news for anything good/bad.

Aside from more state separation what can be done......no one seems to be complaining tho, except outsiders like us, showing brotherly concern...coz man is born free, and should live free.

LINSAR:
Nothing special.

There are over a million ladies active on NL. So 🤷

Exactly my point.

Over a million, yet never ever seen one lady open nairaland on her phone.

Heck I even introduced nairaland to my male neighbour this year.

Some people don't know the sturvs done here, and some people don't feel the vibe here too.

Even we that are regular users of the site, had at one point complained of its bland simplicity.
We'd left the site and returned to it again.
Same thing we did for Twitter.
We opened account, found it boring...left....and returned.

So don't blame me for being amazed at the presence of ladies making posts here on nairaland.

Meeting one in person, would be special to me.

lawani:
It is because of the cumbersome state creation system. Ilorin is one state. Offa another state, Jebba, Bariba, Igbomina and etc. All have more population than many UN member sovereign states

Setting up a new state and council administration is very expensive.

Can Ilorin sustain herself in terms of resources et al?

Remember the backlash Tinubu got from Obasanjo when he increased Lagos state's LGAs

Aside that, are the indigenous Yoruba people of Ilorin willing to relinquish their rights to the Nupe people

Lands are owned by conquest or ancestral settlement.
The war is over. They have been well compensated.

Let the real owners of the land breathe.

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