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fnep2smooth:
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Let's talk na...if we go well, we can launch before year's end.

When he shelved Alcohol, to go for water...all of una claim say na proud Muslim.

Now that he's avoiding beer but indulging in drugs, I guess he wanted something high enough, but as e no dey, or he settled for water.

Reno wan prove to Baba say him sabi Damage Control.

They'll soon sack Ajuri, and give his job to Reno

The way other gurls dey frown...you go know say all of dem don drop everything including kpekus...so the disappointment much.

Well, most of them are very young and amateur in pageantry, so them never sabi hold down their emotion and smile for the camera.

What about indigenous food?

If you put egg...then fish and meat belong there.

Most people worldwide eat more meàt/fish than egg.

You sef...assess yourself...and those around you.

Apart from yoruba stew, egg is not a regular in most homes worldwide.

Opay....another Vonus loading.

Them go use bonus repair their image.

Once a fintech app loses integrity...People no go dey put money again.

I just transferred all my change to my UBA account.

I no wan hear say dem shoot bird, mama fly

Top 3 housemates...all female.

Mercy is out.

3 ladies left now

Audio Money!

He has been known to be making kneejerk pronouncements.

The subsidy removal announcement, wasn't in his speech.
He just spoke out of knowledge. No plans at all for the subsidy removal.

The school loan facility, same thing.
He just suggested that under pressure from the subsidy removal agitations.
They have gone back to review the qualifications for the loan.

Now he has announced 25k for Low income households.

Who in particular? How many people...state/federal?
Plus/minus palliative to same low income homes.
For the next 6months....is that the better use of money?

No implementation plan...baba just dey bobo the whole Nigerians.

Una wan dey threaten una President Tinubu before the Independence Day speech.

Nawa o.

Hope person go still go church after the speech.

Tinubu is an orator...he already has crafted speech to persuade the people against Labour.

Labour don decide also to raise the stakes.

QuotaSystem:
The sore losers have no choice than to suck up & return to the political drawing board.

There are only two possible ways for them to get Biafra. Either through lobbying/diplomacy at the National Assembly for constitutional amendment (to allow referendum) or through the force of arms.

Unfortunately they’re ready for neither, as nzogbu nzogbu makes the first option almost impossible for them, while option two only leads to a flattening of the dot; reminiscent of the 60’s.

You do have a point, they are not ready.

However, if your fathers could not flatten the dot in the 60s, what makes you think you can do that in 2023.
Look at the world around you...nobody has flattened Israel, Iraq/Iran, Afghanistan, BH, Al Shabab, Isis, Ukraine....except with a nuclear weapon, nobody can flatten anybody...esp now that generations have spread across the world.

When do you think the annihilation will stop

How true...is she a family member?

Good.

Now that you're practicing celibacy, get close to him, and learn theoretically about sexlife.

Sex is not done every hour; and not every gurl moans loudly.

Don't build mental strongholds.
If he's sincere, he'll teach you one or two things that might shock you.

Know your limits tho.
You can research his teachings and be prepared for when your time comes.

U no geh sens ooo

6yrs is definitely by choice, not lack of opportunity.

Go and learn how to make money man..stop capping shxt

Her poosee go sha don wide.
..you can add any other to the list.

darling4242:
Jesus Christ was killed,even for our sake,after he was killed his matter no even reach like this ,just because of a human made out of dust people are busy creating problem between themselves. Mtchewww

When he was alive did he know any of us,he saw bad thing and he followed now people are finding who to blame, people die everyday,many are being killed ,even many new born babies die after they just come into the world,is now him.

Why don't you people go ahead and sue the Fulani headsmen ,boko haram and unknown gunmen for all the innocent Souls they have killed

So what do we do na...they asked us to #BeInvolved... Sòrò sóké!

We can't keep keeping quiet.
What do we do?!

Machiavelli don kick in....Godfather move.

Same MO they do in Lagos.

Walahi, this country na gangsters dey run am.

eteebanky:
Return Goods policy has a part in their misfortune

...I have ordered up to 30 items through the platform

Who is your logistics plug?

I run quick and safe pick-up and delivery service anywhere in Nigeria 🇳🇬

HomeDel Logistics ...on every platform

Their business model killed them.

Every company that comes to bully a market as big as Nigeria will get burnt.

E-commerce, e-hailing services et al.

You want to grow in Nigerian Market, and you come with Price competition...no matter how low you go, someone else will go lower and force you to reduce quality.

They will duplicate your model and do everything you're doing.

Nigerian no dey loyal...everyone can do what you're doing, so they easily switch

Melagros:
If you don't know Lil durk then you are not a real niggar

At my age, I'm too old to be a "Real niqqa" in this country

Who is lil durk

Hahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahah lwkmd

This gurl no get brain o

A horrible incident has reportedly occurred at Doyin bus stop, along badagry expressway, very close to Orile bus stop.
A tanker carry fuel, reportedly failed brake and hit a Danfo bus.
There was also a fuel and gas station situated at that Doyin bus stop in particular.
It was a terrible incident to behold.
The impact stirred a wild flame that caused a huge blast that say the sky engulfed in wild hot red combustion.
The heat, the fire, the flame...unbearable.

Gawd!
The incident happened at about 8pm, late last night (Saturday)
Passers-by account, as seen on the video, reports that there were casualties; even as we see Fire fighters already containing the spread.

There are standard hospitals within walking distance from the bus stop, where the casualties would have gotten emergency medical care.

As at now, we can't tell for sure, the extent of spread of the wild Fire, especially as affecting other flammable at the bus stop.

See Video here...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ux2O_-Rh23Q?si=ZKJIUnC6BLLDfnY_

When will he give Zack Orji his own appointment?

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Are we still talking bout WhatsApp Channel?!

Pandar01:
Leave Igbo ..

Your fada!

If your jazz sure for you, make all of una gather money down- 1million naira, set date and location, I'll provide myself as specimen.

Iyala iya anybody!


https://x.com/gbengadewoyin/status/1701539465959702881?s=20

bamitinn:
Make God no let you experience it, because if you den you are dead already

If he's dead already from experience, who then has lived to tell the tale?

Y'all just ascribed it to jazz.

Open your eyes. Look at the world around you...if these things are that real, na so your village suppose dey? Na like this naija suppose dey?

See wetin oyibo do with science...wetin naija don do with the jazz...weda good or bad, what supernatural things has been don in large scale?

Abeg I don leave una.

If you sure say e dey work, and you get proof, I dey my house, come use am on me.

Gggjhhj:
Be like you dae stay moon, let just start with when we where smaller there some magicians that eat bottle and bring out a long thread from there nose, you think is film trick, nigga I saw it live, stop showing your ignorance and pray make you no jam bad man

The same magic wey dem dey show for DSTV and Ghana TV ads....free am, dey can do magic, but they can't do the one that will affect you without your willing participation.

PS.
If witches dey our villages, and the stories of their wickedness is true, wetin dey stop them from killing everybody in their community...or at least, being popularly known and feared by ordinary people in a large demography...na only for dat small village we dey hear of them, yet other people without any spiritual protection still live among them yet they can't do them anything.

Those evil landlords/ neighbours no even fit kill their tenants.

Drink water and rest.
If e never do you, e no dey exist.

Gadafii:
oga if your trying to say jazz no Dey, stop am

Jazz dey, and they are very potent and can be dangerous too, either for positive or negative use, African science is real

Is just unfortunate that africa could not use her own to its advantage and positive use like the white did and called it science

Which negative use are Africans using juju for that's working...without physical contact?
Has it worked on you before?
In all your life, have you personally encountered any supernatural event with your physical eyes?

Even Christian miracle, have you experienced any on your body before?

Make una chill mbok.

I'm over 30, yet I've not seen.

To me, it doesn't exist.