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Damn! No homo but This dude is fine Af.
Some ladies are already 2weeks pregnant in advance after reading this. Others are releasing fountain right now

From a fine boy to another fine boy soaking 'em ladies......

I remember some time ago in the market place, a certain health organisation was sharing free condoms, a woman with her son (about 18-19years)were passing by when one of the workers said something about protection, the woman turned and told her son to collect the packet of condoms, the boy was acting all confused and the mom was like, "You better take it now that it is free, is it when your girlfriend comes around, you'll start looking for one up and down. Why are you acting like you don't know what I am talking about".

People burst into serious laughter. The boy was kind of embarrassed. The woman looked at me and said " Ehen now, this is around the time of their age they are very active. He thinks I don't know what he does when I am not around".

Just so you know, I did not collect oo

Sanchez01:
So Bayern does not have money for paint to remake the faded painting of their logo on the wall?

Look closely,brah. it is like an old painting on a wall, just like the Mona Lisa.

How can a girl child sing with HIS dad. Who did this?

Debaks1:
Sentiments.....you are the one who has involved sentiment into the case because of the lost life..... Which is quite understandable as we are humans....

Putting the whole operation into perspective is impossible for common folks such as yourself and I, however, their are obvious points we can reason from..

- SARS operatives have the constitutional rights to carry live ammunition and use it as due....
- circumstances that lead to the supposed chase is unknown to u and I....

I do not condone the whole event and I feel sorry for the deceased and her family.... But it could be an unfortunate turn of events with maybe honest operatives doing their jobs...

You are getting it all wrong here. The question is;
Why would a Law Enforcement agent open fire in a public place?
Why would you shoot at an "unarmed yahoo boy"?

Even if he is indeed a criminal, why not chase him till you get him or track him at a later time. Besides, he is stepping outside his jurisdictions- What business does an Anti-Kidnapping agent have with a suspected internet fraudster?
It is totally stupid and unprofessional for someone like that to just open fire in public just to catch a 'yahoo boy'?

bigpicture001:
Y beat him like this...he was doing his job...
Sorry to the family of the slain ....and rip...

But sars helps us keep peace alot

You name clearly doesn't depict who you are.
Why would a Federal law enforcement agent open fire in a public place for a start?
Why would he open fire on an unarmed "yahoo boy" in the first place?
The problem is that these men are not properly trained. They are just handed gun after passing blood test without proper training of how to handle situations like this in public. They are meant to undergo a mental evaluation test at least once a year to ascertain their state of mind, if they are eligible to carry fire arms. Did you watch that video where a SARS operative was irked because a 'yahoo suspect' was walking too slow and then he shot him in the leg. For what?

Imagine trying to shoot someone in a market place, and you miss your shot, who do you think the bullet will hit? This is why Law enforcement agents/ Military personnel should not open fire in a public place if they are chasing a criminal/enemy
I don't support the jungle justice but we all know if he leaves that place alive, he'll just be given a smack on the wrist for killing a pregnant woman.

Truth is, Nigeria still has about 300years to develop up to 15% of what the western world is

handsomebanana:
People like that dey get mouth odour Las las

It's the opposite actually- People who keep their mouth closed for long tend to have mouth odour due to lack of air going in and out. People like Diane, someone who hardly opens her mouth

Don't be a bast*rd

See as person neck take thick. Chai! Isis or BH ain't got nothing on this guy's neck

I did same back in High school but I never allowed it get in the way of my studies......at least not totally. "You are only young once" is what I always say.
So, I'd rather have the best time of my life but still remain focused rather than being up tight and be wishing it when I'm way past such

Sonnobax15:
Ibori na..

I think you mean Late Chief Alameiseiyah or something like that. Former governor of Bayelsa state

FCBboy:
I blame your useless father instead.



after putting all necessary efforts who else should I blame?



to enter ordinary kwara football academy you must know one commissioner.

is that how things are done in European football?

Bro, you are right. My friend went for Enugu Rangers talent hunt (U-15 or something, I can't really remember). After waiting for few hours, a man just came to them while talking on the phone. After he ended the call, he just came forward with about two other men, called few guys from the crowd and told the remaining to go home.

kings59:
During primary and secondary, the brain is always sharp and fast because your parents will support and care for you, but when at the university or school, men!! you will reason reasons like;

How will I eat today?

How will I pay my house rent?

How will I buy hand outs?

How much will I give this my Gf?

How shall I tell my parents I need another money?


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Lmao Frankly, I experienced same thing while growing up; I was my dad's favourite because of his love for mathematics.
I started going down when I got into secondary school and it became worse when I had my first GF. I stopped anything academics and put everything into our relationship. A big fool I was then to think love is real.

It took me a couple of years to recover from both heartbreak and academics. At a point my parents thought 'village people' had taken away my brain, not knowing it's because of a girl and I couldn't open up to them( you know naija parents na).

Chi59:

Yeah, what's with the expression?

I swear down, I don't know what these kids eat nowadays. That's how I almost tried to woo one but discovered she talks like a minor, I stylishly asked for her age and discovered she's just 16....with full grown jugs and right curves. I nearly cried, because I had no choice than to give up such 'food', I mean better food....at a point I started to wish u didn't know her age but then, it's better to be safe than sorry

Mk12:
hope you are not among those who complain when husband love his mum more

Bro, I hope you are not among those type of men who value their mothers more than their wives?
Yes, our mother took care of us, and the love is priceless, that is same thing your wife should get from you, matter of fact, you should give your wife 1% more because when your mother leaves this world, your wife now becomes your mother as well, so basically they do the same thing, but your wife should get more love, because your mother is your dad's wife and your wife is your wife and mother.

This is why my mother can never live with me when I start my own family.

Some comments here can drive one crazy. This is someone who just returned from Afcon, his club gave him few weeks break to rest, and he takes his mother on a boat trip or some sort just to relax, an it means he is 'resting on his oars'?
So he should use his break to train till the the new season begins? Why not tell this to Ronaldo and Messi who take their families on vacays as well.

Why do they give people annual leave please? Is it to continue work in a different location?
You people should grow up

Hmmm, Memories sha. Remember back then in hostel parties, when man go grab and squeeze those early morning agege bread while making out in the balcony.
Chai! You are only young once

Many people are just twisting and confusing themselves with what the OP wrote.

He never said he's broke, maybe not rich yet, but he ain't broke either. Those people shouting Ned Nwoko and Oshiomole. Take away the money and let's see if these women will stay. Ever wondered why Ned Nwoko insisted on Regina taking that covenant or oath whatever. It is very obvious she'll still cheat on him with a young and better looking guy. I have read many stories about how guys gave their girlfriend everything but the girl still cheated on them with their ex or a broke but physically fit guy.

Back then in school, my girlfriend was attracted to me because of my looks and physique(I workout and keep fit as well), even her roommate started 'eyeing' me but had to respect herself.
My girlfriend then, did not care about money because her parents are doing ok.

Whether you like it or not, the female specie are naturally attracted to physically fit looking guys first, then money takes place after.

This guy is just giving contradicting answers. If I were him, I'd have prepared for something like this because people must definitely ask 'the questions'.

And he talks too much; he should learn how to keep his replies very brief but straight in order for the interviewer to not pick questions from your replies.

He said they(he and Regina) are just friends, nothing else, later he said she wanted to get married but he wasn't ready.
This boy no smart at all.

Oga, just move on, forget her completely and face your career before Ned go just come back again to collect this your current bae just to shine

murphyprecious:
You can get those in Ehi Road. There are many of them over there. You can even learn from them

Thank you for this. Do you know if I can get the paints (photo emulsion and plastisol ink) in small quantity at a cheap rate cos I just want to use them for practice first, before I can move ahead to buy in full

ZikZikZik:
A girl once told me the disadvantage of being very tall is that, going doggy style is a huge difficulty when straffing

Hahahaha! Very true . Sometimes you have to place about 2 pillows on the bed for her to kneel on

beautyhound:
oh cos u don't live in Nigeria shey? Hw mny Nigerians care abt d ratings of a program... yeye dey smile

What does living in Nigeria have to do with your carelessness or nonchalance.

Mr, you can simply use child protection to lock the channel and prevent it, if you can't, either send then to sleep to avoid them seeing it or whatever way you choose. Stop trying so hard to be ignorant. Cheers

beautyhound:
yea did ur two year daughter starts watching and you catch her practising the things on the show

And why would a grown man allow his kids watch a program that is clearly rated18+. Do you actually know what R18 is?

What exactly are they practising? Do you think is just sex everyday, just like you are told? They also partake in games that require thinking and being able to function under pressure, and many more.

I watch the show mostly on Saturday nights, after everyone must have gone to bed

With the kind of comments I am reading, I think Seun should start conducting one-on-one interview before signing up a member.

Wtf is wrong with these guys. Leo passed a message, you guys didn't even bother to read and understand before attacking him.
Instead of dropping reasonable points to oppose what he said, you are just cursing and cursing. You guys need to seriously question your upbringing.

These days, people tend to abuse the title 'blogger'. I have several times taken note of this 'gistmore' dude's terrible way of presenting a topic, bad writing skill and very bad content delivery.
Every tom,díck and harry wants to be a blogger indeed

Try and employ a writer, i beg of you

Who is that 'Spider girl' trying to crawl out through the wall?
Just stand up right, no need to force it. You ain't got it

Funny comments I must say
Mine doesn't even ask if I am in the mood or not, if I am in a cheerful mood or worried. Even when I am working, babe go dey try play mumu mumu play with me.
If I don't respond, next thing she don go unclad. Walai! she has a banging body and she dey use am manipulate me wella.

Or sometimes she go just from nowhere commot bobbie chook inside my mouth even while I'm asleep or deep hand inside my shorts begin play with Coza then next thing na bj....then next thing......

When a woman wants it, you sef must want it oo but when she's not in the mood, brotherly, na only gun u fit use convince am.

If your woman trusts you and is comfortable with you, she can just say it out or just commot dress, kon mount you without trying to give you stüpid enigma signs

You people should should chillax a bit I just don't comprehend the whole 'yelling' about Ebuka's dress sense and showing it on social media. Ever wondered why he tags the name of the designer any time he 'steps out'? Not only is a presenter, he is a model and also a celebrity in the entertainment industry, so he is advertising the designer's brand.
What I don't get is why he decided to be an ambassador for Zebras in Sahara or for zebra crossing

You people should should chillax a bit

Jaysolu:
Las Las your opinion doesn't matter
tacha still exists and is still in the game

And i hope to God every female member in your family is better and smarter than her if not you're jst stupid for commenting this

From your write up, I can tell you aren't far from her, you are more like the male version of tacha.
Learn to sit, think and then think hard again before you comment.

How can you defend a girl who only knows how to smoke and go nude for Social media "likes" and now in the BBN house, only knows how to insult, brag and dish out more insults with nothing upstairs to at least compensate for her ugly character and lifestyle. I have this feeling your sisters are just like or maybe worse than tacha, that's why you feel insulted.

To whom brain is given, sense is required.

I still remember him as Private Carpazo in Saving Private Ryan, how the German sniper got him while trying to save that little French girl in Normandy. My best movie by Steven Spielberg so far

E don they wey this guy lose im hair sha

I watched the show last night, and I can authoritatively tell you all this girl is just an empty drum.
Others couldn't finish because of pressure under the clock but this one was just clueless. I was so so irritated AF
Finally, I know BB9ja brought her just for nudity(which she has disappointed in so far) and fanbase, nothing else.

Shout out to Sir Dee and Ike for completing theirs within 3mins and yeha, Seyi as well.
To whom brain is given, sense is required.

This is why I stopped using just face and physique to rate a woman's beauty. For the sake of your kids, its better to marry an average but intelligent/smart woman than just waste your time and money on 'SymplyTachas'. #Spits in disgust