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PrimadonnaO:
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Honestly, those ladies were constantly behaving like they suffer from chronic mood swings.

Don’t mind the boy. I saw him and was happy that he’d sympathize with me, instead he started laughing. Lol. He always thought everything was funny.

Don't mind these hypocrites claiming holier than thou. I remember when I was undergoing my clearance to collect my result for NYSC. I went into student affairs office to sign a form and the lady there refused to sign my clearance form because I was rocking this pair of "crazy jean" trousers.
She was even comparing me to a mad man on the streets, her silly coworkers even joined the assault. I just kept on smiling at her, she even became more irritated because I was smiling/chuckling. I didn't even beg her, after few seconds she decided to sign the form.

I don't know why these people think they have such power to wield around, expecting us to always be at their mercy.

Lied to me, but I acted stupid or ignorant just because I didn't want to rush into conclusion. As time went on, I lost the trust, affection and feelings I had and just wanted to keep eating the cookie. By God, this girl is damn hot. I didn't want to just breakup and leave, no way. She's the first breakup that I remained friends with just for the cookie.

Many girls/ladies don't know what they have until they lose it. Never lie to your partner, if you must, do it to protect him, not yourself

I don't know why people are just cussing the dude. For fxck's sake, he is human. Whether you like or not, you must always feel that urge. I remember when I hadn't sex for over a year after relationship problem with my ex, I decided to indulge and build myself but the urge still came. Even study and working from 7am-8pm couldnt stop it. Lucky for me, I met a working class Lady who really fancied me and sex worry was a thing of the past because it was like and everyday thingy before we both leave for our various places.

Op, even if you are broke at least make sure you have a good body or fine face or you are a smooth talker. If you possess none, I think you should fall back to your last line of defense.....Self service. This is the safest because you don't need to worry about any STD or pregnancy...according to Nwamaikpe

Stevecovey:
Yeah I'm female. Wizkid is very sexy. Sexy is an unquantifiable thing. A guy either has it or he doesnt. Its not about looks too, there are so many handsome celebrity guys dt aren't sexy.

Well, since you are female, and you are you, I guess he's sexy then. One man's meat....

I know what you mean. Same way chubby or fat girls turn me off no matter how pretty they look, is the same way my cousin is usually turned on by them.

Stevecovey:
He's sexy and confident.

I want to believe you are female using a male moniker. I may agree he is confident and maybe has "sugarcoated" mouth but how TF is Wizkid sexy? Really?! I don't agree with you on this

What I want to understand is how Wizkid turn these ladies on. Most of them are doing well or popular already, so what else are they looking for in him. Not hating but I am trying to understand how these women think or what exactly Wizkid is doing to make them want to grace his bed.

Baba Wizzy, not your fan and I also dislike your music but you na legend.

Collins4u1:
Very hungry people working there... Ama JK Nipost workers are pure hungry and rude women. Let them discard those old and incompetent people working in post offices and get competent hands. Rubbish

Brother, I swear those people at Ama JK are a total waste and bunch of hungry smellos. I can't believe people (government workers) can be so silly. That's how they billed a colleague of mine 15k to collect a phone his relation sent from UK. Right now, I am worried about purchasing a phone on Aliexpress because of these folks.

StrikeBack:
What of amokachi who retired at age 27

Heard he had a career-ending injury that's why. How true is that?

bravesoul247:
what happened? Why did you cry?

From a guy to a fellow guy, I won't admit I cried. I was chopping onions while watching the game. The fans/spectators kept on applauding and singing him praises while he was making a speech, they didn't even allow him speak, like if he utters a word they'll start clapping and singing him praises all over again. He himself couldn't hold back the tears, he started sobbing. He tried so hard to hold himself from bursting into tears

Sambaby7640:
Dude no one stop you and no one is going to stop you if you go ahead and sponsor those shows and please stop bad mouthing someone else business if you don't want people to bad mouth yours

Bro, what is more annoying is that the only update on BBN he gets is from Nairaland. I can bet he's never watched the show. I used to be a critic of the show until I watched few of their Arena games, cultural presentation, acting, dancing and other talent hunt and even the speech the last 5 made on UN for women. People like him just try to air their thoughtless and pointless remark in order to be seen as intelligent or current yet have zilch to offer.

I won't forget his testimonial match in 2017, mehn, I almost cried, in fact, I cried but had to switch channels not to make it too obvious. But just 35yrs, that's quite early, take a look at Lord Zlatan still slaying @ 38.

I don't think she's starring in the movie. She looks like a groupie or someone who takes down orders of the director and production crew during lunch break.....or maybe she's with the lighting crew.

Michael Early my man, I like that movie you did with Meagan Good and Joseph Sikora titled "The Intruder".

You should have kept the ball out first then get your injury in peace. No, you had to do let the ball in then get injured. Doesn't change the fact that was some poor goal keeping. Get well soon

Puto! Hermanoes have done so much unbelievable mierda, and here I was thinking I wasted my time going to see a chick at a neighbouring state who later stood me up as the biggest BS I have done for a lady.
I can only give what I can, willingly, but if you try to guilt trip me or coerce me into doing what I don't want, I lose whatever interest I have. I always put my brain in front when going for any 'journey' concerning women

kinsweb:
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Stop posting rubbish here. Her name is Benedicta. She's Ghanaian and never schooled in Unilag. This sextape was with her boyfriend and it was leaked about 5 years ago. :X

Kojiek:
My JW babe will open for me anyhow I want it. She knows the job. But she will always decline each time I raise the issue of she and I settling down. Reason being that I am not a JW. Imaging that!

Brotherly! My guy babe that time sef na JW. She'll come on Friday, stay till Saturday, and leave very early on Sunday to go to church and after church go for their JW door-to-door preaching. The babe no even like CD at all. One time she straff my guy till he became sore and limp. Chai! That babe na tigress

Won't forget Gabriella(not real name). We met at a relation's trad wedding. She collected my number when I was ordered to get more drinks for the special guests at the backyard. Later fingered her that same night and she returned the favour with a bj but couldn't get down because of no rubber. We later booked an appointment and did the shit all night. The babe is one hell of a screamer and can cream for Africa. I always laugh when she updates her WhatsApp statuses with a popular Nigerian Pastor's quotes, Bible quotes and so on, even their choir rehearsals.

Sometimes, when I call her so we can book another session and she missed my call, she'll tell me she was praying that's why she couldn't pick....less than two minutes, we have started talking about sex again.

That's true sef, let me see if I still have her number #

Another one I met back in my Uni days was a constant church goer, she even attends an all-night program if she's got exam the following day but the day I took off my shirt in front of this girl because of the hot weather( back then when I used to work out). This babe became wet instantly, and I knew because she kept on complaining about me exposing my body. I then decided to tease her a little and came towards her, took her hand and put it on my chest, babe no gree commot hand, she started complaining about how I was trying to molest her ( her hand was still on my chest). I told her to leave if she felt uncomfortable with what I was doing, babe no gree leave, she still stayed on the bed. Too bad I didn't lock the door. Her roommate barged in and saw us in a 'funny' position, she quickly disengaged and started trying to act normal. Next day, babe started telling me she felt abused by me and it was giving her this discomfort in her body. I simply asked her if she was wet but she denied it. I had two more chances to smash her but i let it slide, not because i was 'dulling' but i didnt fancy her hypocritical and judgmental character and it irritated me a lot. I should have used that oppprtunity to show her pepper. I now regret why I didn't follow up after that event.

Mine wasn't painful, it was rather a disgusting comment.
I once asked a girl I was dating what she thought if I went into online scam(Yahoo Yahoo), she stupidly replied "It's cool, so long as it doesn't involve human blood or sacrifice". That day, I knew I was dating a bimbo. I couldn't breakup up just yet because the relationship's barely a month old, she's a little book-smart , a little street smart and I was getting 'it' almost every hour and I really liked her but deep down, I knew I was never gonna wife her.

Another supposed dumb gf once queried me why I was avoiding her, I told her I no longer like her attitude and her approach to certain delicate issues, the next question was " What about my body I gave to you?".

After I ended things with her, she started blasting her WhatsApp status with "Men are scum" talks, even said "Next time, No money, no sèx" for the guy(bf). God I was fvcking irritated and embarrassed
I started questioning myself why I meet mostly bimbos. Well most of 'em jist know how to give a guy all manner of bedmatic stunts in bed, nothing else

Once it is about Tacha's Fallen Heroes of Olympus. Lala: Yeah, Front page!

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You see, this is why a typical Caucasian American moves away when he sees a black man because of what most black Americans portray(violence,drugs, gangsterism).

What I'm trying to say is, the action of many will cause a big reaction to All. Action...Reaction. I hope this comes to an end soon....Mtsheew! who am I kidding, so long as Nigeria remains a third world country(going down to Fourth), this will never end.

AussiePlayboy:
From my experience, every man must be focused on his purpose. Women are fun and drama. Period!

If you see them as that, you will always know and catch yourself when slacking. You never want to get your foot off the gas.

Hey, man. I asked for your view on something just few comments up. I'd like to see your what you think about it ASAP

ShipChina2naija:
Kaiiii I swear this gee never know wetin him marry....
This girl and twerking na 5&6,,in short na only twerk she come life come twerkkk....she can twerk flashing her g-strings eeennnhhhhhh.....


Na bags we deal on,,very cheap and affordable.....

Word of advice for you; Do not comment like this or bash when you are advertising/marketing your goods/services. Try and read up on good business etiquette. No one will patronize you if you keep commenting like this just like in previous threads. If you must, then open another account just for commenting and leave this one for business. You are welcome.

Even a black man in the west thinks Africans still live on trees, a particular country in African think they are better than the others in that same continent, then a particular tribe think they are better than the others in a particular African country. Even common Nairaland, is an everyday battle between two particular tribes. One thing is certain, if ethnicism is so hard to dissolve here, Racism will never stop. They should learn to deal with it. Go hard or you go home.

Almost every white man is racist, but they just try to act professional to mask it but some can't even stand the heat , so they take it off and come out. But how can Cagliari escape sanctions three times in a row. Just goes to show even the Italian FA are indirectly in support.

Is it just me but i don't know why I love countries like France, Belgium, Netherlands. I hardly hear any racist comment coming from there

Badboibipo:
Brother I get ur point, but girls dey bother u daily? Like if u enter bus and two girls dey laugh dey look u dey whisper for their ear dey look u make u know say na u dem dey talk about? How will that make u feel? Do u ever experienced weird things like that almost daily?

Yeah, almost any time I step out of my house, I experience it and it is like the older you get the more they want you. About those girls, they just want you to notice them and probably make your move but that shouldn't bother you because they aren't really your priority because man is no longer a boy and now has responsiblities.....well,unless if you just wanna smash and pass without spending a dime.

Timsilver:
Can you drop your mail?

I remember you sent me a mail but I couldn't find any content in it when I opened it.

Hope you don't mind but why are you asking for my mail?

That feeling when you place your palm on your chin and you feel the hair.....priceless.
Having beards gives you that bad boy and tough look. Back then in school I was the jewest of all Jews but my height and beards made me look kinda fierce. I was fronted only once and it was at night. Now man has to look 'presentable' in order to attract clients/buyers.

No offense to Mbaise people but they always see marriage as a means of poverty alleviation.

No wonder their daughters get to 32-35 before settling down with a 'manageable' man. Always forgetting wedding is for a day, marriage is for life. Because of money, you'll give your daughters out for marriage without doing proper background check on the man intending to wife her

victorian:
Hahahahahahahah, really?

Serious concern from the brothers Indeed.

Na so.

See me see trouble o! Shuuu!

I don't want to talk about his dick, cos he's famous and the internet doesn't forget So just let it rest!

I'm not saying a word on his JT!

By God's grace next year, we will be unveiled to the public

So forget it.

Lord have mercy. Why would we want to talk about your man's PP. I didn't say you should write an essay on it ooo. It's just a call for concern for the Brotherhood and we have to find a quick solution if need be.

So I should wait till next year after you must have tied the knot before you can tell me if it is functional

But don't you worry, from this response you gave, I have gotten the the 'answer'. I wish you the best, hon

victorian:
Lol you no get work!

Nne, you just keep evading the question. I didn't ask if you have the code to any biological nuclear weapon,mami. Responding won't bring any shame if that's what you are thinking.

I'm just concerned if you have never seen his P erection, not even once. This calls for serious concern from the Brothers.