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Collins4u1:
Very hungry people working there... Ama JK Nipost workers are pure hungry and rude women. Let them discard those old and incompetent people working in post offices and get competent hands. Rubbish

Brother, I swear those people at Ama JK are a total waste and bunch of hungry smellos. I can't believe people (government workers) can be so silly. That's how they billed a colleague of mine 15k to collect a phone his relation sent from UK. Right now, I am worried about purchasing a phone on Aliexpress because of these folks.

StrikeBack:
What of amokachi who retired at age 27

Heard he had a career-ending injury that's why. How true is that?

bravesoul247:
what happened? Why did you cry?

From a guy to a fellow guy, I won't admit I cried. I was chopping onions while watching the game. The fans/spectators kept on applauding and singing him praises while he was making a speech, they didn't even allow him speak, like if he utters a word they'll start clapping and singing him praises all over again. He himself couldn't hold back the tears, he started sobbing. He tried so hard to hold himself from bursting into tears

Sambaby7640:
Dude no one stop you and no one is going to stop you if you go ahead and sponsor those shows and please stop bad mouthing someone else business if you don't want people to bad mouth yours

Bro, what is more annoying is that the only update on BBN he gets is from Nairaland. I can bet he's never watched the show. I used to be a critic of the show until I watched few of their Arena games, cultural presentation, acting, dancing and other talent hunt and even the speech the last 5 made on UN for women. People like him just try to air their thoughtless and pointless remark in order to be seen as intelligent or current yet have zilch to offer.

I won't forget his testimonial match in 2017, mehn, I almost cried, in fact, I cried but had to switch channels not to make it too obvious. But just 35yrs, that's quite early, take a look at Lord Zlatan still slaying @ 38.

I don't think she's starring in the movie. She looks like a groupie or someone who takes down orders of the director and production crew during lunch break.....or maybe she's with the lighting crew.

Michael Early my man, I like that movie you did with Meagan Good and Joseph Sikora titled "The Intruder".

You should have kept the ball out first then get your injury in peace. No, you had to do let the ball in then get injured. Doesn't change the fact that was some poor goal keeping. Get well soon

Puto! Hermanoes have done so much unbelievable mierda, and here I was thinking I wasted my time going to see a chick at a neighbouring state who later stood me up as the biggest BS I have done for a lady.
I can only give what I can, willingly, but if you try to guilt trip me or coerce me into doing what I don't want, I lose whatever interest I have. I always put my brain in front when going for any 'journey' concerning women

kinsweb:
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Stop posting rubbish here. Her name is Benedicta. She's Ghanaian and never schooled in Unilag. This sextape was with her boyfriend and it was leaked about 5 years ago. :X

Kojiek:
My JW babe will open for me anyhow I want it. She knows the job. But she will always decline each time I raise the issue of she and I settling down. Reason being that I am not a JW. Imaging that!

Brotherly! My guy babe that time sef na JW. She'll come on Friday, stay till Saturday, and leave very early on Sunday to go to church and after church go for their JW door-to-door preaching. The babe no even like CD at all. One time she straff my guy till he became sore and limp. Chai! That babe na tigress

Won't forget Gabriella(not real name). We met at a relation's trad wedding. She collected my number when I was ordered to get more drinks for the special guests at the backyard. Later fingered her that same night and she returned the favour with a bj but couldn't get down because of no rubber. We later booked an appointment and did the shit all night. The babe is one hell of a screamer and can cream for Africa. I always laugh when she updates her WhatsApp statuses with a popular Nigerian Pastor's quotes, Bible quotes and so on, even their choir rehearsals.

Sometimes, when I call her so we can book another session and she missed my call, she'll tell me she was praying that's why she couldn't pick....less than two minutes, we have started talking about sex again.

That's true sef, let me see if I still have her number #

Another one I met back in my Uni days was a constant church goer, she even attends an all-night program if she's got exam the following day but the day I took off my shirt in front of this girl because of the hot weather( back then when I used to work out). This babe became wet instantly, and I knew because she kept on complaining about me exposing my body. I then decided to tease her a little and came towards her, took her hand and put it on my chest, babe no gree commot hand, she started complaining about how I was trying to molest her ( her hand was still on my chest). I told her to leave if she felt uncomfortable with what I was doing, babe no gree leave, she still stayed on the bed. Too bad I didn't lock the door. Her roommate barged in and saw us in a 'funny' position, she quickly disengaged and started trying to act normal. Next day, babe started telling me she felt abused by me and it was giving her this discomfort in her body. I simply asked her if she was wet but she denied it. I had two more chances to smash her but i let it slide, not because i was 'dulling' but i didnt fancy her hypocritical and judgmental character and it irritated me a lot. I should have used that oppprtunity to show her pepper. I now regret why I didn't follow up after that event.

Mine wasn't painful, it was rather a disgusting comment.
I once asked a girl I was dating what she thought if I went into online scam(Yahoo Yahoo), she stupidly replied "It's cool, so long as it doesn't involve human blood or sacrifice". That day, I knew I was dating a bimbo. I couldn't breakup up just yet because the relationship's barely a month old, she's a little book-smart , a little street smart and I was getting 'it' almost every hour and I really liked her but deep down, I knew I was never gonna wife her.

Another supposed dumb gf once queried me why I was avoiding her, I told her I no longer like her attitude and her approach to certain delicate issues, the next question was " What about my body I gave to you?".

After I ended things with her, she started blasting her WhatsApp status with "Men are scum" talks, even said "Next time, No money, no sèx" for the guy(bf). God I was fvcking irritated and embarrassed
I started questioning myself why I meet mostly bimbos. Well most of 'em jist know how to give a guy all manner of bedmatic stunts in bed, nothing else

Once it is about Tacha's Fallen Heroes of Olympus. Lala: Yeah, Front page!

bytementor:
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You see, this is why a typical Caucasian American moves away when he sees a black man because of what most black Americans portray(violence,drugs, gangsterism).

What I'm trying to say is, the action of many will cause a big reaction to All. Action...Reaction. I hope this comes to an end soon....Mtsheew! who am I kidding, so long as Nigeria remains a third world country(going down to Fourth), this will never end.

AussiePlayboy:
From my experience, every man must be focused on his purpose. Women are fun and drama. Period!

If you see them as that, you will always know and catch yourself when slacking. You never want to get your foot off the gas.

Hey, man. I asked for your view on something just few comments up. I'd like to see your what you think about it ASAP

ShipChina2naija:
Kaiiii I swear this gee never know wetin him marry....
This girl and twerking na 5&6,,in short na only twerk she come life come twerkkk....she can twerk flashing her g-strings eeennnhhhhhh.....


Na bags we deal on,,very cheap and affordable.....

Word of advice for you; Do not comment like this or bash when you are advertising/marketing your goods/services. Try and read up on good business etiquette. No one will patronize you if you keep commenting like this just like in previous threads. If you must, then open another account just for commenting and leave this one for business. You are welcome.

Even a black man in the west thinks Africans still live on trees, a particular country in African think they are better than the others in that same continent, then a particular tribe think they are better than the others in a particular African country. Even common Nairaland, is an everyday battle between two particular tribes. One thing is certain, if ethnicism is so hard to dissolve here, Racism will never stop. They should learn to deal with it. Go hard or you go home.

Almost every white man is racist, but they just try to act professional to mask it but some can't even stand the heat , so they take it off and come out. But how can Cagliari escape sanctions three times in a row. Just goes to show even the Italian FA are indirectly in support.

Is it just me but i don't know why I love countries like France, Belgium, Netherlands. I hardly hear any racist comment coming from there

Badboibipo:
Brother I get ur point, but girls dey bother u daily? Like if u enter bus and two girls dey laugh dey look u dey whisper for their ear dey look u make u know say na u dem dey talk about? How will that make u feel? Do u ever experienced weird things like that almost daily?

Yeah, almost any time I step out of my house, I experience it and it is like the older you get the more they want you. About those girls, they just want you to notice them and probably make your move but that shouldn't bother you because they aren't really your priority because man is no longer a boy and now has responsiblities.....well,unless if you just wanna smash and pass without spending a dime.

Timsilver:
Can you drop your mail?

I remember you sent me a mail but I couldn't find any content in it when I opened it.

Hope you don't mind but why are you asking for my mail?

That feeling when you place your palm on your chin and you feel the hair.....priceless.
Having beards gives you that bad boy and tough look. Back then in school I was the jewest of all Jews but my height and beards made me look kinda fierce. I was fronted only once and it was at night. Now man has to look 'presentable' in order to attract clients/buyers.

No offense to Mbaise people but they always see marriage as a means of poverty alleviation.

No wonder their daughters get to 32-35 before settling down with a 'manageable' man. Always forgetting wedding is for a day, marriage is for life. Because of money, you'll give your daughters out for marriage without doing proper background check on the man intending to wife her

victorian:
Hahahahahahahah, really?

Serious concern from the brothers Indeed.

Na so.

See me see trouble o! Shuuu!

I don't want to talk about his dick, cos he's famous and the internet doesn't forget So just let it rest!

I'm not saying a word on his JT!

By God's grace next year, we will be unveiled to the public

So forget it.

Lord have mercy. Why would we want to talk about your man's PP. I didn't say you should write an essay on it ooo. It's just a call for concern for the Brotherhood and we have to find a quick solution if need be.

So I should wait till next year after you must have tied the knot before you can tell me if it is functional

But don't you worry, from this response you gave, I have gotten the the 'answer'. I wish you the best, hon

victorian:
Lol you no get work!

Nne, you just keep evading the question. I didn't ask if you have the code to any biological nuclear weapon,mami. Responding won't bring any shame if that's what you are thinking.

I'm just concerned if you have never seen his P erection, not even once. This calls for serious concern from the Brothers.

victorian:
I'm not confirming anything .

I believe, He's very OK down there. We both believe fornication can destroy ones success In life. And we are born successful in our individual careers, we are not ready to trade it for sex before marriage.

When uv fallen from Grace to grass, and really suffered in life after enjoying wealth. nobody will tell u to zip up, after Grace finds you and bless u all over again.
Experience is the best teacher. It wil linger long in your memory for many many years to come

So Mr doubting Thomas.

don't worry about us. We are fine and at peace with our decision.

So you haven't seen his erection. Wow

AussiePlayboy:
Nothing more infuriating than a girl trying to make you work hard for a pucsy you once had on your palms.
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This is why we always tell men Never to apologise to a woman. No matter the situation. Do not show weakness. Cos you are sending yourself down to the "back to the starting point" away from the p. The attraction instantly drops.

Whenever you want to "makeup" or "return" to a girl, more often than not you will be too emotional and show signs of being poosywhooped, which is already a weak position.
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Firstly, You need to be calm! Being emotional is feminine and that's what chased you away from her pucsy in the first place.
2ndly, You have to let her feel she is missing something. Maybe your life in a way has to change.. Etc. You have to put a value on her dating you. You must first let her know or feel that you have options even when you comeback even if you ve had no ass since she left. Can't stress this enough. She can't just walk back in 100% easily, else she will misuse it.

All these boil down to your Nonsexual attention. It is your currency. Which is your time, energy, resources. When you upgrade your life(career/social group/finances/appearance), you basically increase the value of your non sexual attention. You have to learn to use it. It has a value in the eyes of women. You are simply trading your nonsexual attention with sex from her. Women know how to use sex to get what they want. You must know how to use yours to get something from them.

These are all that go behind the scenes when you hear. I loved him, but he changed and treats me like sht.

Brah, I don't wanna sound like I'm dickriding but you are damn good. I feel like we are or rather we were dating the same girl.

At a point I thought I was losing it when we sexed, so i started working out more and taking good fruit supplements to boost my stamina but later realised it was because I was becoming soft towards her and she lost that respect for me.

The sex wasn't forth coming, it's like she wants me to beg for what she usually wake me up with almost every morning when ever she visits. Always making up excuses why she can't have sex, we'll set up 'appointment' and she'll end up not coming and will just throw a flimsy excuse or just apologise without much care and when she eventually visits, it's usually when she's on red or she's very tired after a long day and would like to have a good rest or she comes with her friend and won't spend the night. I asked what's wrong and tried to be reasonable after pressuring her to open up to me, she just started telling me BS like "Even if there's no sex, can't I just hold myself, must we have sex? If I truly love her, I should respect the fact that she's not just in the mood for sex these days because she's stressed and always under pressure". After that statement, I didn't breakup immediately, but just withdrew totally and that's how what I felt for her 'died' instantly. She still kept on calling telling me how she loves me and all, also sending love/romantic/sex-related text messages but at a point she realised I'd stopped calling and sending her love texts messages, so She queried why I stopped calling or texting her as usual. I was just giving her different type of excuses.

What truly baffled me till date is how she cried numerous times, asking me if it is a crime for her to love me( truly, when we started dating, I was strict, unapologetic even if i was at fault and was still in contact with my ex). That she's never felt like this for any guy. Would even update her WhatsApp profile picture with my own photo, told other chykers blatantly that I am her bf( I found out on my own), always talked about what our future, kids will be like, even begged me not to break her heart else she might do the unthinkable. I felt weak, and let my Alpha status down. I completely shut other girls out, even my ex who wanted us to just be FWB.
What I am happy about is that even after all her crying, I still kept the remaining 58% of my heart in a vault. So I was just heartbroken for a week or so, then bounced back. but the unfortunate thing was that my FWB-ex also shut me out after she got into a very serious relationship, and I had to respect that. So I had to start p*ssy-hunting all over again

At the bold. What do you mean be calm? Like you shouldn't initiate the sex, rather you wait for her?
Secondly, if she indeed initiate it. By setting standard for her, will it be to refuse her advance or like flirting with other girls in her presence, picking calls of other girls in her presence.

I don't really understand the nonsexual part and also where you said something about trading your nonsexual attention with sex from her.

This happened years ago back then in the University. So since then I haven't been in a serious relationship, mostly just hookups. So I need to get the 'right tools' when I finally decide to get back in

victorian:
I'm not confirming anything .

I believe, He's very OK down there. We both believe fornication can destroy ones success In life. And we are born successful in our individual careers, we are not ready to trade it for sex before marriage.

When u'v fallen from Grace to grass, and really suffered in life after enjoying wealth. nobody will tell u to zip up, after Grace finds you and bless u all over again.
Experience is the best teacher. It will linger long in your memory for many many years to come

So Mr doubting Thomas.

don't worry about us. We are fine and at peace with our decision.

You misunderstood me. I didn't say you both should engage in sexual intercourse to confirm his status. I said at least try to see if he can get it up. So, you have never witnessed him having an erection before, is that it?

Then again, how does having premarital affair lead to one's downfall? What about those Agnostic, Atheists, what would you say about them?

I know you are trying to change or have changed from your 'ugly' past because it dealt a heavy blow on you and I respect that but at least try to be sure before you make a mistake worse than you ever thought

victorian:
Lol


No need answering. He's too self conscious.

Shuu!

Madam celi celi. How long has it been now, 2months shey? This one Mr fair and handsome isn't troubling you for it, are you sure he is OK down there. At least try to confirm by just trying to see if it can get up

That first comment just said it all. The OP just wants to be seen as a good looking guy with girls crushing on him. Oga, I hope you font take these things serious forget these girls for now and starting chasing serious money even if you have, still be chasing the money. 27yrs no child's

I was once like that, back then in my secondary and university days, I even dated the sexiest and most beautiful girl in my area but no be fine boy she wan chop last last.

#Reminiscing, good old days
But back then, the way I catch them will be when I see them coming from the opposite direction, and once our eyes meet and she looks down to check if what she's wearing looks good enough or she starts adjusting her dress while looking down, Boom! That's a sure one for me....never failed

I never found this lad's joke(s) funny. Sometimes I just feel he is using this to carry out his closet cross-dressing. I find it so so gay(no offense to them faggóts).

Why not recreate Jidenna's Pope-like regalia or Kanye's torn shirts

Heard his SUV was involved in an accident sometime last year, so I guess he's really cashing out on Twitter