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Boc007:
Big brother Naija.

Naija bluefilm for kids.

Small children will now start touching their d1cks at a tender age.

We weh struggle those days during masturbation, I wonder how the children of this era would do without porn.

And why would a kid be watching a show rated 18+. You must have had a shitty upbringing, no doubt.

Just a tip,Bro: if you want to go far in business, don't bring sentiments along with your business. Always be neutral, it will help you a lot. With such statement, people will hardly patronize you because you lack business etiquette.
Ask yourself why most billionaires/millionares don't involve themselves in politics openly.

omooba969:
Was your conscience asleep before you did the do?

The point is that you couldn't resist the temptation & I will tell your gf about your sexcapades.

You mentioned that the sex with this fling was more awesome than the one with your main chick, do you know why - 'stolen kisses are the sweetest'.

U gerrit?

I said "Ex" na. So feel free to tell on me.
Cheers mate

Believe me,bro. Imagine having phone Bleep with your woman due to long distance and then a certain temptation comes to help cure your konji, and you think it'll be a one-time thing, only for the temptation to bring her A-game to finish work on you.
Only if you knew what it took me to shoo her away; Not because I was satisfied(man can never be satisfied) but my conscience and "determination" made me end it.

And, yeah, stolen kisses are always the sweetest

zeestone99:
You are very wrong(my opinion). Are you telling me your schlong comes up when you see your sisters even if underwear. Anyway for me i won't have any feeling

Bro, I believe I stated with few movements ( her butt moving on/around his thighs/schlong area). Unconsciously, the thing will begin to rise on its own.

I had a neighbour's daughter years back who had a big body(kids with body bigger than their age) and then, that year was when I just became sexually active. It was OK, with her always sitting on my laps because she's just a 10yr-old kid until one day, playfully(unknown to her), she was dancing on my schlong area, unconsciously, I started getting an erection out of no where. I had to stop carrying her on my laps from that day. I don't even play with her anymore.

I don't know about you but the saying, that the penis has a brain of its own isn't farfetched

asdfjklhaha:
hmmmm...not all men joor

I know, not all men do but like I said "with just few movements(your butt rubbing on his thighs), his schlong will start doing things on its own.

Haven't you heard the saying that " Men have two brains, and prick no get remote".

This is how incest started.....unconsciously. Babe, the brain of a man is wired differently when it comes to things like this. Even if he isn't thinking anything, just few movements will get his schlong up. Your mom did the right thing, don't do that again.
I'm talking from experience.
PS: Happened to female friend who I had nothing for

Kai! with all these stories I am reading, I definitely believe my ex was cheating before we broke up. This is why I'll never do long distance.....
But fear some girls oo. There was this chick I met when I travelled to go see a relation. She was seriously crushing on me, we almost had sex on the first night but I wasn't strapped, I couldn't loose guard.
I told this girl I had a girlfriend and the relationship is a serious one but she didn't even mind. And konji wasn't helping matters, because my woman then was far away in Lagos.

Anyways she brought herself to my place and we did it many times almost everywhere and anywhere in the house before my conscience started fighting me. To make matters worse, her sex was way better than my woman's, so I was literally and metaphorically fvcked( I couldn't stay, and I didn't want to leave either).

I couldn't help it but las las I called it quits but now I regret doing that, I should have just kept her by the side for emergency because she was fine with being the side chick so long as the sex was there, but I was trying to be a good guy to my silly ex.

One thing you can never take away is that people change. This same person that'll kill just to be with you can within a millisecond stop caring and walk out of your life.....actually, I did the walking out when I suspected her to be having an affair but no evidence because I don't believe in checking your partner's phone. Once I get suspicious, and i approach you and you keep telling me "nothing is going on", then for sure something is definitely going on.
My instincts have never let me down on things like this: either you are tired of the relationship and can't come forward to admit or you are definitely cheating

Maximum respect to you. That number 1,3 & 4 got me. The three mistakes I also made. After crying many times about how I don't care or give her attention, I became soft and she used it against me. She started quarrel almost at any point, became very rude, and would never apologise, and if she manages to, she'd just throw it in my face. At a point I started apologising for her fvckups because I wanted to be the 'bigger man' and it was pushing my Alpha status out
I had enough and I told her I was out. I learnt it the hard way

Thank you for this, at a point, I thought you wrote this for me in particular because it all happened

And I opened this to see something similar to that Russian model that invaded the UCL final pitch but this....Neymar fall me hand, matey.
This girl reeks of desperation

This is what fame and money can cause. Everyone, especially the females want every piece of you and your money.
It is obvious, he dumped her Sao Paolo behind after the séx and she felt 'used', now she needs compensation. She should have just come as a call girl, and be paid in bronze.

Every male celeb is walking on thin ice

I deliberately did many years ago. There was this chick I was into then, I just typed a cool message pretending like I was sending it to my brother. The content of the message was how I met a girl I'm seriously into and she rocks my world, makes my heart beat faster than normal and then sent it to her, making it look like a mistake. As you guessed right, She called to be sure and I pretended like she wasn't meant to see it, and feigning being embarrassed about it.

Well, I guess my intentional mistake broke down her defences and won me her heart

ginovera:
Bro i'm surprised you were disappointed. Your expected standard of play with two English clubs at this stage was overly too high. It was boring to say the least!

Liverpool were being too careful, that's why they didn't deliver ( they came for the win,not to entertain). Though that's no excuse for the boring game
But I beg to differ. Remember 2008 in Luzniki, Russia, between Man Utd and Chelsea?

For me to change the channel back to Nickjr for the kids, shows how boring this match was.

I was totally disappointed with the game even though I wanted Liverpool to win. Truly, on my part, the final was between Tot'ham vs Ajax and Liv'pool vs Barca respectively.

This OP is a total fvckboi, I swear down. The worst part is that he is just using every excuse to justify his silly action instead of accepting he is wrong.
How can you refer to your 'bae' as 'girl'. That's a a big insult and you further went to disclose how far you will sleep with her when she comes, that's offense number 2. You indirectly referred to her as a booty call girl, meaning she meant nothing to you but just to get your dick wet.
I only discuss my past relationships with my friends but I don't go deep into what happened in between the sheets, well, except for flings and one night stands with no identity. I password most of my apps but when my woman is around, she knows my password but i tell her to limit where she goes and she respects herself by respecting me, shikena. I only collect her phone when I want to view her recent pictures nothing else, I don't go through her WhatsApp or other SM apps to avoid certain things. Like they say, "What you don't know won't kill you".

This BBM chat didnt freak me for a day. I used BB bold2 and 5 but never took the chat serious. I always preferred Whatsapp.
The only social media app I use are WhatsApp and Nairaland. I like my privacy a lot

Bb did this to themselves, how can you have a not-so-powerful device with bad battery and never for once considered making improvements, most of their apps are paid for and require BB data to work. Imagine trying to use screen grabber only when you have BB subscription.

This same BB that my friend promised this babe for months that she never saw but her kitty paid for empty promises

I don't know why people freak when they meet a celebrity.
I saw Rita Dominic at ICM 2 years back, I think she was also selling one of her movie tickets. I just went to the counter next to hers to order what I wanted while almost everyone was shouting and screaming for selfies. Our eyes met, I just smiled and said "Hello, Rita" and she smiled back and said Hello. Then I left with what I bought....not really GAF.

Try save yourself the embarrassment and act like they exist abeg. They don't breathe special kind of air

To be sincere ,I hardly or never lend people money, especially those desperate ones that will promise you as soon as they get paid, they will give you back your money.

I did a job for a friend last year, he promised to pay as soon as he gets paid. I had to start calling this guy after 4months, like how far, how many months will it take to collect salary. He stopped picking my calls. Always claiming he never saw it.

After her managed to pay on the 7th month , he stopped talking to me, if he sees me, he'll just ignore me. I never for once insulted him, all I did was call him frequently to remind him of what he owes me. After that day, I stopped taking jobs without upfront payment of 70% first. People are damn too wicked.

Do not ever do to people what you don't want others to do to you

Truly, PSG don spoil transfer market. Even Sigürdsson Will be worth £50m now

Initiate a 'No clothes' policy when together. Especially when going to bed. Don't be surprised one day you'd wake up to a sensation down there and find out she woke you up with a mind blowing bj because she could no longer hold herself. Worked for me, the only difference is that she was shy when we just started dating but that rule gave her full confidence and freedom to 'express' and be herself.

Imagine discussing business and then you get a text from her telling you she has nothing on, except your favourite Aston villa shirt.

Many years ago. My neighbour whose husband works abroad. That one is a perfect milf, the best I have ever come across; very beautiful woman with my kind of spec.

At a point I decided to take the bull by the horn and voice out my sexual attraction towards her. Thank God they moved before the semester ended for me

Ask for $1B and then
ask for another $1B and then
I now ask for another $1B

He probably dated her out of pity or maybe she became careless and dirty.
There's was a girl during my high school days, I had a crush on her but after her dad died, she became depressed and careless. Like she stopped taking care of herself, sometimes I wondered if she takes her bath before coming to school. She became irritating to me.
How I wish I was there for her though

sleek82:
I'm sorry, that is not an excuse as they all started the league together....I remember when kanu was in Portsmouth and they had crisis, it got so bad that they deducted points from them and relegated but something stood out, they beat MANU to win the FA cup. I'm an arsenal fan and yes, I believe could have won the league that year, please still give it to Leicester and Ranieri for the dedication and hard work! That's what pathed ways for the likes of Mahrez, Kante and co

I didn't say he didn't do the extraordinary, but you should also look at the fact that the top 6 were below par that season and he took advantage of it. He saw a chance and he took it. And now I'm saying if he did such when Liverpool, Man city and Chelsea were in form then that is more than extraordinary. Get?

MrDojo:
Start of the season, the odds were 5000:1, not 50:1. Leicester was almost relegated the previous season.


The man really did the unthinkable.

I am not saying he didn't but he also has EPL top six to thank. I remember all six teams were having serious issues well, except Arsenal I think.
If he had done same with the current Man city, Liverpool and Tot'ham, then I'd say yes he did

OlawaleBammie:
Pls do well to tell me more about this RED FLAG of a tin, am just hearin it upandan but am innocent of it, tell me especially in relationship and business wise... plsss

It's that moment when you smell a rat, become suspicious because at a point you have noticed something different because your guts/sixth sense tells you. Some people are professionals in masking any scent of suspicion in them....now it is left for you to act on it or ignore it. I have a knack for detecting wrong doings.

In relationships, once you start noticing changes in your partner's behaviour, and when you confront him/her, and you start getting excuses for almost all their wrong doings or they try to turn it around on you.
My ex started acting strange, I confronted her, she apologized and blamed it on 'imaginary' things on about 3 occasions, I just started retracting till I lost interest.

Jesus! Must y'all quote the whole post. Mehn, una sabi vex person.

The list is confusing. Did I just see duplex of N1B.
Who compiled this list?

That's if your boss is a milf with a banging body.
From the write up, I can deduce the woman is a widow with cobweb around her thighs......and either she's ugly or probably has an irritating bodywhuch is a major turn off

Never wait for the appropriate time to do something, start now.

I should always follow and listen to my guts; Once you notice a red flag, just abort mission slowly and wisely, whether in relationship, business or whatsoever.

Never make hasty decision when angry, upset or staring down the barrel of a gun

Never reveal your business idea/secret to anyone, not even your doppelganger.

Pray for the best outcome, but most importantly, prepare for the worst outcome there is

Hotworta1:
No,No... i know not what u talking about. Ciao

Sure you do. I understand it's your preferred, but don't be embarrassed about it, you are human. Ciao!

Hotworta1:
Are u related to Christian Gray??

"Assault"..."Punish"..."bad behavior".….

Lol. Nah, I'm more like a disciplinarian. Christian Gray, went easy on her....me, I didn't.

I see you're acquainted with BDSM, aye

Twoclans:
Lol

It is not so serious, this relationships were not sexual and moreover I am in good talking terms with all my exes. I am just the way I am.

That's not the way you are. I just analysed your post and something clicked. What if you aren't into guys but you try so hard to think you are