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Kai! with all these stories I am reading, I definitely believe my ex was cheating before we broke up. This is why I'll never do long distance.....
But fear some girls oo. There was this chick I met when I travelled to go see a relation. She was seriously crushing on me, we almost had sex on the first night but I wasn't strapped, I couldn't loose guard.
I told this girl I had a girlfriend and the relationship is a serious one but she didn't even mind. And konji wasn't helping matters, because my woman then was far away in Lagos.

Anyways she brought herself to my place and we did it many times almost everywhere and anywhere in the house before my conscience started fighting me. To make matters worse, her sex was way better than my woman's, so I was literally and metaphorically fvcked( I couldn't stay, and I didn't want to leave either).

I couldn't help it but las las I called it quits but now I regret doing that, I should have just kept her by the side for emergency because she was fine with being the side chick so long as the sex was there, but I was trying to be a good guy to my silly ex.

One thing you can never take away is that people change. This same person that'll kill just to be with you can within a millisecond stop caring and walk out of your life.....actually, I did the walking out when I suspected her to be having an affair but no evidence because I don't believe in checking your partner's phone. Once I get suspicious, and i approach you and you keep telling me "nothing is going on", then for sure something is definitely going on.
My instincts have never let me down on things like this: either you are tired of the relationship and can't come forward to admit or you are definitely cheating

Maximum respect to you. That number 1,3 & 4 got me. The three mistakes I also made. After crying many times about how I don't care or give her attention, I became soft and she used it against me. She started quarrel almost at any point, became very rude, and would never apologise, and if she manages to, she'd just throw it in my face. At a point I started apologising for her fvckups because I wanted to be the 'bigger man' and it was pushing my Alpha status out
I had enough and I told her I was out. I learnt it the hard way

Thank you for this, at a point, I thought you wrote this for me in particular because it all happened

And I opened this to see something similar to that Russian model that invaded the UCL final pitch but this....Neymar fall me hand, matey.
This girl reeks of desperation

This is what fame and money can cause. Everyone, especially the females want every piece of you and your money.
It is obvious, he dumped her Sao Paolo behind after the séx and she felt 'used', now she needs compensation. She should have just come as a call girl, and be paid in bronze.

Every male celeb is walking on thin ice

I deliberately did many years ago. There was this chick I was into then, I just typed a cool message pretending like I was sending it to my brother. The content of the message was how I met a girl I'm seriously into and she rocks my world, makes my heart beat faster than normal and then sent it to her, making it look like a mistake. As you guessed right, She called to be sure and I pretended like she wasn't meant to see it, and feigning being embarrassed about it.

Well, I guess my intentional mistake broke down her defences and won me her heart

ginovera:
Bro i'm surprised you were disappointed. Your expected standard of play with two English clubs at this stage was overly too high. It was boring to say the least!

Liverpool were being too careful, that's why they didn't deliver ( they came for the win,not to entertain). Though that's no excuse for the boring game
But I beg to differ. Remember 2008 in Luzniki, Russia, between Man Utd and Chelsea?

For me to change the channel back to Nickjr for the kids, shows how boring this match was.

I was totally disappointed with the game even though I wanted Liverpool to win. Truly, on my part, the final was between Tot'ham vs Ajax and Liv'pool vs Barca respectively.

This OP is a total fvckboi, I swear down. The worst part is that he is just using every excuse to justify his silly action instead of accepting he is wrong.
How can you refer to your 'bae' as 'girl'. That's a a big insult and you further went to disclose how far you will sleep with her when she comes, that's offense number 2. You indirectly referred to her as a booty call girl, meaning she meant nothing to you but just to get your dick wet.
I only discuss my past relationships with my friends but I don't go deep into what happened in between the sheets, well, except for flings and one night stands with no identity. I password most of my apps but when my woman is around, she knows my password but i tell her to limit where she goes and she respects herself by respecting me, shikena. I only collect her phone when I want to view her recent pictures nothing else, I don't go through her WhatsApp or other SM apps to avoid certain things. Like they say, "What you don't know won't kill you".

This BBM chat didnt freak me for a day. I used BB bold2 and 5 but never took the chat serious. I always preferred Whatsapp.
The only social media app I use are WhatsApp and Nairaland. I like my privacy a lot

Bb did this to themselves, how can you have a not-so-powerful device with bad battery and never for once considered making improvements, most of their apps are paid for and require BB data to work. Imagine trying to use screen grabber only when you have BB subscription.

This same BB that my friend promised this babe for months that she never saw but her kitty paid for empty promises

I don't know why people freak when they meet a celebrity.
I saw Rita Dominic at ICM 2 years back, I think she was also selling one of her movie tickets. I just went to the counter next to hers to order what I wanted while almost everyone was shouting and screaming for selfies. Our eyes met, I just smiled and said "Hello, Rita" and she smiled back and said Hello. Then I left with what I bought....not really GAF.

Try save yourself the embarrassment and act like they exist abeg. They don't breathe special kind of air

To be sincere ,I hardly or never lend people money, especially those desperate ones that will promise you as soon as they get paid, they will give you back your money.

I did a job for a friend last year, he promised to pay as soon as he gets paid. I had to start calling this guy after 4months, like how far, how many months will it take to collect salary. He stopped picking my calls. Always claiming he never saw it.

After her managed to pay on the 7th month , he stopped talking to me, if he sees me, he'll just ignore me. I never for once insulted him, all I did was call him frequently to remind him of what he owes me. After that day, I stopped taking jobs without upfront payment of 70% first. People are damn too wicked.

Do not ever do to people what you don't want others to do to you

Truly, PSG don spoil transfer market. Even Sigürdsson Will be worth £50m now

Initiate a 'No clothes' policy when together. Especially when going to bed. Don't be surprised one day you'd wake up to a sensation down there and find out she woke you up with a mind blowing bj because she could no longer hold herself. Worked for me, the only difference is that she was shy when we just started dating but that rule gave her full confidence and freedom to 'express' and be herself.

Imagine discussing business and then you get a text from her telling you she has nothing on, except your favourite Aston villa shirt.

Many years ago. My neighbour whose husband works abroad. That one is a perfect milf, the best I have ever come across; very beautiful woman with my kind of spec.

At a point I decided to take the bull by the horn and voice out my sexual attraction towards her. Thank God they moved before the semester ended for me

Ask for $1B and then
ask for another $1B and then
I now ask for another $1B

He probably dated her out of pity or maybe she became careless and dirty.
There's was a girl during my high school days, I had a crush on her but after her dad died, she became depressed and careless. Like she stopped taking care of herself, sometimes I wondered if she takes her bath before coming to school. She became irritating to me.
How I wish I was there for her though

sleek82:
I'm sorry, that is not an excuse as they all started the league together....I remember when kanu was in Portsmouth and they had crisis, it got so bad that they deducted points from them and relegated but something stood out, they beat MANU to win the FA cup. I'm an arsenal fan and yes, I believe could have won the league that year, please still give it to Leicester and Ranieri for the dedication and hard work! That's what pathed ways for the likes of Mahrez, Kante and co

I didn't say he didn't do the extraordinary, but you should also look at the fact that the top 6 were below par that season and he took advantage of it. He saw a chance and he took it. And now I'm saying if he did such when Liverpool, Man city and Chelsea were in form then that is more than extraordinary. Get?

MrDojo:
Start of the season, the odds were 5000:1, not 50:1. Leicester was almost relegated the previous season.


The man really did the unthinkable.

I am not saying he didn't but he also has EPL top six to thank. I remember all six teams were having serious issues well, except Arsenal I think.
If he had done same with the current Man city, Liverpool and Tot'ham, then I'd say yes he did

OlawaleBammie:
Pls do well to tell me more about this RED FLAG of a tin, am just hearin it upandan but am innocent of it, tell me especially in relationship and business wise... plsss

It's that moment when you smell a rat, become suspicious because at a point you have noticed something different because your guts/sixth sense tells you. Some people are professionals in masking any scent of suspicion in them....now it is left for you to act on it or ignore it. I have a knack for detecting wrong doings.

In relationships, once you start noticing changes in your partner's behaviour, and when you confront him/her, and you start getting excuses for almost all their wrong doings or they try to turn it around on you.
My ex started acting strange, I confronted her, she apologized and blamed it on 'imaginary' things on about 3 occasions, I just started retracting till I lost interest.

Jesus! Must y'all quote the whole post. Mehn, una sabi vex person.

The list is confusing. Did I just see duplex of N1B.
Who compiled this list?

That's if your boss is a milf with a banging body.
From the write up, I can deduce the woman is a widow with cobweb around her thighs......and either she's ugly or probably has an irritating bodywhuch is a major turn off

Never wait for the appropriate time to do something, start now.

I should always follow and listen to my guts; Once you notice a red flag, just abort mission slowly and wisely, whether in relationship, business or whatsoever.

Never make hasty decision when angry, upset or staring down the barrel of a gun

Never reveal your business idea/secret to anyone, not even your doppelganger.

Pray for the best outcome, but most importantly, prepare for the worst outcome there is

Hotworta1:
No,No... i know not what u talking about. Ciao

Sure you do. I understand it's your preferred, but don't be embarrassed about it, you are human. Ciao!

Hotworta1:
Are u related to Christian Gray??

"Assault"..."Punish"..."bad behavior".….

Lol. Nah, I'm more like a disciplinarian. Christian Gray, went easy on her....me, I didn't.

I see you're acquainted with BDSM, aye

Twoclans:
Lol

It is not so serious, this relationships were not sexual and moreover I am in good talking terms with all my exes. I am just the way I am.

That's not the way you are. I just analysed your post and something clicked. What if you aren't into guys but you try so hard to think you are

It's just a body guard on duty. You respond,and risk getting sacked. Common sense, brah.

Follow her up later and ask her why she did what she did out there....of course while her legs are hanging upwards from your dick assault....punish her for such 'bad behaviour'

Reminds me of an experience many months ago. She kept teasing me in front of her friends.... till we took it backstage. Babe wan turn spider woman, wan climb wall run from my assault.

I don't get why these comments are filled with hate. This is GOT themed birthday party for fvck's sake, are they supposed to wear choir robe or iro and buba ??

Na wa o. I'd give them a 7 for this.
Someone is even saying the economy has pressing concerns and they (celebrities) are doing something else. So because the country is in recession one shouldn't celebrate his birthday. Poor mentality, grow up.
For those shouting if they can do same with our movie, please which Nigerian movie has ever made it to the American box office? How can you give a theme to something you have never heard of or seen.
Let's face it, no matter how we try to be relevant, the truth is that we cannot be up to the standard of the western world, so let's do the one we can

I don't know if I'd say I did my project myself because most of the chapters were lifted from PDFs, articles and blog forums.....then the programming part, I visited few sites like quora, w3schools,YouTube to copy some codes and added to my codes to make my web app work.

Well, after my presentation, I was applauded by the group of 'interrogators'. It was a fantastic feeling to be honest. I got my sweet A

I won't entirely blame the students because coupled with lectures, assignments, presentations, one still has to prepare for tests and exam.
I almost failed a course in my final year because I wasn't attending the lecturer's class because I was always in the school e-Library doing my project research and work and the lecturer was always taking attendance. Infact I got an F but I begged and explained to the lecturer why I was always missing class. The lecturer found out I am kind of a serious-minded student who was so caught up in his project that he had to ditch the class....so the lecturer just changed it to an E.

There's this true feeling of pride when you get things done yourself...and then you get an A for it

I discovered the site in 2014 while looking for updates about Direct Entry admission. I was a guest for about a year and half before I joined just to comment on a very funny topic back then, I just couldn't stay as a guest anymore.

I think the topic was about how guys were approached by the opposite séx and the sexuality section where I read many interesting adult content stories.....shout out to goodheart02 who broke our hearts by not finishing his stories and yeah, CyberCatalyst

And then other topics where Nwamaikpe comments just made me glued to this site

Lmao

Jeez, mehn, this N6 has bad mouth. See finishing sha.

Eniola looking like human Burj khalif

See as I almost troway phone because of laff.
Where he asked why there's no Honda logo on Eniola badmus' body where she stood between two SUVs

I can never start a diss with this dude for my own safety