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Onyi22:
Is English their language? How many award have u won with ur correct English?

Nne, this is quite a shameful comment coming from you. Is English not the official language of Nigeria? Is English not the middle-man's language for communication in this country. For heaven's sake, the OP is a darn blogger and you are passing this statement as an excuse for his bloopers.

The dude made a statement concerning his observations which in fact is true, yet this is the kind of defence you are putting up for the so-called blogger. How can a 'blogger' post such with so many blunders scattered all over like shrapnel yet you are still defending him. Truly, it is quite appalling

While somewhere, someone is killing himself over Juliet. This is to show BBB without B =O(zilch). BBB will attract a man, if the last B is missing.....forget it. Ask Amber Rose

The only time I used PMT was when I was heading to Enugu from Nsukka to go see my cousin in UNN after my post utme

GIGM is good but darn expensive. I love their customer service as well. I am not a fan of 'small' buses because I am tall and these 'small' buses are usually inconvenient. I use either Chisco or ABC.

I have never heard any good news from people who used PMT. I guess they have also lost a customer, because I'd never use them.

For heaven's sake,stop quoting the whole post, please!!! Today is Monday for crying out loud. How can someone just comfortably quote such a long post. You get conscience at all

I'd do me Lexus 330 any day. That car is old but still feels good when you on steering.

I can't really tell if juju is real because I am yet to have any experience of it but back then in school, a guy in my lodge stole a phone. The owner of the stolen phone went to a native doctor, he was told the thief will return the phone the following day but he shouldn't harm the thief, he should just let the thief go.
The following day, the thief came back with the phone. While confessing, he said that he decided not to sell the phone any more.

I don't know if that's juju at worked or just a thief with a conscience

Sometimes, I wonder if it is a crime to hustle legit. These people make it look like 'stealing' is the only way, and if you refuse to go down that path, you dey dull, nobody will respect you. Even elders of nowadays worship whoever has the 'biggest' money, forgetting how our tradition works.

C'mon mehn, are you trying to tell me it is bitcoin that gave him all these?

Now this so-called Op or wannabe-blogger. Quit blogging please. Your write-up gives another type of migraine. See as you use blunder finish everywhere because you wan blog

If her bosom is sagged or she's got a flat chest

Accent matters a lot: If her accent is kinda local or a girl who fakes her accent. Major turn off.

Churchy Girls/ Girls who always rock skirt, especially those ones with no shape or sexy legs turn me the fvck off

The way she walks; I love me them girls that know how to walk with ease, no rush

ayovenice:
bro.... If you wan abuse person, abuse am directly.... Which one be sir again?..which kind respectful abuse be this?

I don too laugh I begin cough like person wey get TB

As Phcn restore light, I say make I go off gen. Before dish go load finish make I boil water with electric kettle.....na 3-0 I see. Kai! see as Luiz dey use Arsenal do promo

And if he doesn't get the cookie in the end, what is now the gain?

I hate it when a girl tries to make me her slave just because she thinks I have feelings for her or because I desire the cookie. All those mofos saying this is another strategy to get a girl.....and lose your self-respect to what end? At best your hand will grab her behind shikena.
Ask yourself why they always fall for the 'bad boys' and good guys always come last

I wonder why he didn't take a cue from Tobi. Mtscheww! All these women with peñîs fronting as 'men'.

DateMynd44:
Oboy I don enter one chance!
but come na which mod con cast me like this ni?
na who carry this thing come front page

Bro, na u F up. I dey observe as you dey spill enough Intel to give yourself up. Na why man suppose get more than one account, secondly no dey drop every details about yourself, like where you said you are a uniben student, you are in your finals. That's almost enough evidence to get you locked up

I have friends and family on Nairaland but they don't know who I am because I usually change my school's name or date of graduation and so on.

Just try reason am via sey you and some guys dey argue about something like this topic then it made you bring it here to seek people's opinion(s).

But you F up sha

nelklyn:
Lol...Tommy's D, I remember her telling Tasha that he was hitting it right

"You got served"? Damn! you've been crushing on her for a very long time now

Lol. For a white boy, that's extra ordinary, but then again, he grew up with his black crew, in a black neighborhood, so I guess they passed a little 'Mandingo' side to him. I was so proud of him.

Yeah, I have been, brah. But it reduced when I watched how Sean did her in season one. I felt betrayed.

I took my time to pause a scene to assess her behind ( I had my reasons). I think she went under the knife. Something like that doesn't just grow over night. I compared how she was in the movie "Think Like A Man" to how she is in Power. I felt kinda betrayed again

phr0nesis:
But you know his false accusation against Kaanan is worse than snitching

No doubt about that. Kanan shot himself when he admitted that he killed Sean, and made it worse when he disrespected Sean's memory by insulting him(Sean) by calling him a weakling and probably a bastàrd from a b*tch he had nothing to do with. You know how much Tariq loved Sean and adored him like the big brother he never had.
So I don't really blame Tariq on that part

phr0nesis:
Lol
It's like you like gangster life

No, not really, I just like they way they portray it in movies and I kind of like people that don't snitch. I have been that way right from childhood

@ KFC bucket and CCD

nelklyn:
From the season 6 trailer it seems she will be fully engrossed in the drug business

She has to oo. She can't afford to lose Tommy....and his D. The babe needs love and Tommy use D reset her brain.

I started having a crush on her when I first saw her in that dance movie "You got served".

phr0nesis:
I swear
He should have been the one killed instead of his sister

Bro, I started off hating the boy but later realized, truly he is his father's son. He was just meant for the street. He had everything at his feet but he still didn't feel fulfilled. Street life brings out what he loves. He is a smart kid, and what I love most about him is his "No snitching" anthem.

"I don't know shít, I ain't seen shit, I ain't saying shit because we ain't shit".

Samkleph:
Shout out to Ghost and that babe with BIG yansh.....Keesha right??

Bro, that àss dey burst me brain Painful part be sey na that white boy dey hit am solid on a steady, the babe no know when she enter drug ring

I'd rather wait till it finishes, then download it on 02tvseries. I don't like waiting another 7days to watch yet another episode.

But hell yeah, Power is back. I just love the theme song. 50 did justice for real

These bloggers though: How can a child be born on 23rd August, then later be born on 16th of August?

Is this the same Maria of The Beat 99.9 FM? Chai! I always imagined the face behind the sexy voice was.....#face palm. Never mind jare. These Nina musicians don't have taste, asides Flavour and Peter PSquare.

Geezurz! see person wife sha. If this one seduces me, I don't think I can keep my promise of never having anything to do with a married woman. :-)

That his daughter looks like a rude and disrespectful spoilt brat..... but why is she even looking older than her mom or is the the stepdaughter to the wife

This Alex dude is quite 'brief' though. The way the guy tries to always squeeze himself in between people just to take pictures usually make him look like a groupie.

Geezurz dude! What sort of narration is this bikonu; I had to read it over and over to understand but I couldn't. I just scrolled down to see the pictures for myself.

Mike would be wondering why he got married and then rushed down to BBN. He must have been thinking " Damn, I gotta hit me that fine boo....oh bloody hell, there are cameras everywhere, people are watching me. Blaad, be cool,mate".

hawksford:
. This kinda proves you don't have to try being an alpha male before you find your lady, just do you and let things flow naturally...


But I've been all these yet haven't found a genuine and mutually cordial relationship

Married peeps biko, how did you do it

Bro, no matter what, don't throw away your alpha male status, it is the next thing your woman respects after your financial status. No woman wants another 'woman' to be the head. Even if you must sacrifice a few things for love, don't include your alpha status. Once you do, you have lost the respect. There's reason why the male lion has the mane

Before I commit myself to a serious relationship, not even falling in love, I try to foresee what we'll be like in the next 5-7years, if the output in my head doesn't give a guaranteed 89.9-99.9% answer, I just hang in there until we both get tired and then move on. I am a very stubborn person when it comes to relationships
After my first heartbreak, I stopped believing in "Let us see what the future holds for us" bullshît. I make my own destiny, instead of waiting for 'fate'

To those who fell genuinely in love, I am truly happy for you guys.

Frankicent:
Another M*U*M*U you f*ck up you dey give excuse

First, you lack manners. Can't you just disagree without insults.

Second, if you are 'sharp' like you think you are, why would you skin-dive a girl you just met that same day, and why would you even carry a condom when you want to go visit a relation and stay just for 2 goddamn days.

Didn't you read the part where I said I later invited her to my place and we finished work properly.

It's people like you that end up getting one incurable disease and then die from it just because your dick did the thinking for you.
You should grow up,son, you reason like a toddler. Don't quote me again

Not only at the airport, they do it almost every where, even security guys at the bank, hotel and many more. I remember when I went to pick up the goods I ordered from overseas, the lady said I should drop something for her, I told her I don't have anything to give. She then told me that I should remember she called me on the phone to come pick it up with her airtime but I shouldn't worry, next time she won't bother to call. I was mad. I asked her if I am obligated to give her money any time I come to pick up my goods, isn't she getting paid for the job she's doing already, or does she think everybody who comes to the post office came with a convoy. I told her I am also hustling as well.

I went with a relative to renew his driver's license, after paying for it, they still asked him for 'lunch money', like it is another requirement for license renewal.

It happens in almost all organizations in Nigeria

Jeferious:
This one na old story. Personally I've lost count of girls living the double life. Long story short, many girls you see occupying nooks and crannies in the church on Sundays are low-key nymphomaniacs.

But no be that one dey give me headache. Wetin dey burst my head na wey dem go tell me say I must follow them go church on Sundays, like say I be their puppy. God don suffer! .

Bro, I swear down. E get one that time for school, any time my woman comes to visit and leaves, na so she go begin preach gimme. The day I commot shirt for where she dey due to the hot weather, brotherly, I could even feel her horniness, I just say make I try my luck with am, begin play with am, she begin dey tell me sey she no like wetin I dey do. OK, I told her if you don't like it, you can go, I stood up and went back to my chair, babe no gree commot o. She pin there, dey tell me sey I don already seduce am and she felt something inside her (she don wet finish).

Brother, konji wan kee that babe that day

Another Kadosh girl wey I sabi, dem catch am with her bf ontop bed. They forgot to lock the door. Babe no finish her lodge rent for the year, she run commot due to shame. If she sees me, na so she go just greet me, put her head down in shame

And we are complaining about Kano Pillars and Mfm fc beating up referees

You don't mess with South Americans when it comes to football oo. Ask Pablo Escobar

This isn't my business but that hotel or apartment where she took the pictures looks quite expensive. Pent house(es) in NY are very expensive, so where did this girl get the money to pay for such apartment after paying about N31m for film academy.

The Alex I know isn't from a rich home ,so....?

This shows the men get little or nothing after BBN, (even TTT is an Uber driver now) but most of the females signing endorsements here and there....something doesn't just add up any more. If you know, you know

This is the kind of news my padi likes. If you want him to do anything for you, just get him uncut cannabis, he can even give you his woman.

I like staying around stoners but funny enough, I have never smoked weed. I love my pink lips too much abeg

Every one wants to be a blogger. Jeez mehn, the kind of 2mins migraine I just had trying to understand what this so-called blogger wrote up there though....then this Luminee came along.

You and that Gistvic or Gistmore, are like the worst of the worst I have come across.