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Who is that 'Spider girl' trying to crawl out through the wall?
Just stand up right, no need to force it. You ain't got it

Funny comments I must say
Mine doesn't even ask if I am in the mood or not, if I am in a cheerful mood or worried. Even when I am working, babe go dey try play mumu mumu play with me.
If I don't respond, next thing she don go unclad. Walai! she has a banging body and she dey use am manipulate me wella.

Or sometimes she go just from nowhere commot bobbie chook inside my mouth even while I'm asleep or deep hand inside my shorts begin play with Coza then next thing na bj....then next thing......

When a woman wants it, you sef must want it oo but when she's not in the mood, brotherly, na only gun u fit use convince am.

If your woman trusts you and is comfortable with you, she can just say it out or just commot dress, kon mount you without trying to give you stüpid enigma signs

You people should should chillax a bit I just don't comprehend the whole 'yelling' about Ebuka's dress sense and showing it on social media. Ever wondered why he tags the name of the designer any time he 'steps out'? Not only is a presenter, he is a model and also a celebrity in the entertainment industry, so he is advertising the designer's brand.
What I don't get is why he decided to be an ambassador for Zebras in Sahara or for zebra crossing

You people should should chillax a bit

Jaysolu:
Las Las your opinion doesn't matter
tacha still exists and is still in the game

And i hope to God every female member in your family is better and smarter than her if not you're jst stupid for commenting this

From your write up, I can tell you aren't far from her, you are more like the male version of tacha.
Learn to sit, think and then think hard again before you comment.

How can you defend a girl who only knows how to smoke and go nude for Social media "likes" and now in the BBN house, only knows how to insult, brag and dish out more insults with nothing upstairs to at least compensate for her ugly character and lifestyle. I have this feeling your sisters are just like or maybe worse than tacha, that's why you feel insulted.

To whom brain is given, sense is required.

I still remember him as Private Carpazo in Saving Private Ryan, how the German sniper got him while trying to save that little French girl in Normandy. My best movie by Steven Spielberg so far

E don they wey this guy lose im hair sha

I watched the show last night, and I can authoritatively tell you all this girl is just an empty drum.
Others couldn't finish because of pressure under the clock but this one was just clueless. I was so so irritated AF
Finally, I know BB9ja brought her just for nudity(which she has disappointed in so far) and fanbase, nothing else.

Shout out to Sir Dee and Ike for completing theirs within 3mins and yeha, Seyi as well.
To whom brain is given, sense is required.

This is why I stopped using just face and physique to rate a woman's beauty. For the sake of your kids, its better to marry an average but intelligent/smart woman than just waste your time and money on 'SymplyTachas'. #Spits in disgust

I don't see anything wrong with sending your trusted partner nudes.
Just make sure your face is not included. As for the guys, make sure you hide the pictures/videos inside about 10 folders and then lock the folder with eye,voice and thumb scanner.

Seriously, where's the fun in a relationship without nudes?!

Imagine being in a board or staff meeting and your woman sends you this : "Just a lil something to take your mind off a stressful day. Dinner is ready. I love you baby. XOXO".

Like Mike Ross would say "If you did before, you can do it again". I don't understand those guys shouting BS about his friend killing himself over a girl.

Truth is the Op fvcked up big time and he can never be trusted, forget bro code sef.

Same thing happened to my closest padi in our clique back when I was still a jambite. The dude fought the temptation till the very end. The girl undressed herself, my niggá refused, he had to leave.

The watch words here are Trust, Loyalty and Betrayal. Once lost, can never be found

The only problem I have is the reason the guy had to put the location of the bank. Why not just post it and leave out the location. Now this people may likely lose their jobs.

What if they track him down and maim him as a form of revenge. I guess he just wanted to trend, forgetting the consequences of his action.

From reviews, people have admitted sex in the office is the best

They never let us know how they got there but just the end results. I am not hating, just curious.

Then again, I usually tell these small girls giving their body free or just for indomie and eggs. Why not enter this same girl's hustle and earn it big. I knew a runs girl in Owerri who sponsored her siblings through school and was at the same time paying their accommodation rent because their dad is a deadbeat.

PS: I am not encouraging her but if must do, you do it BIG

Larbosky:
People complaining about Ndidi and Etebo absence in the best 11 only watched Nigeria matches. All the Algeria Midfielder deserve to be included and Gueye was very outstanding for Senegal. They didn't even include Feghouli and Bellaili and they deserve to be there more than Ndidi and Etebo.

Ighalo is only there due to his goals, the Algeria number 9 deserve to be there just for his work rate and pressing alone, he could have scored a couple of goals but not lucky but he created a lot of space for his team mates to score the goals. Ighalo doesn't do that, a striker shouldn't be lazy. But we are grateful he managed to convert his chances this time.

A thousand likes for this. Truly, that Algeria's No.9 dude "Bounedjah" is a true striker. He was unlucky not to score much and also miss a penalty spot kick but his contribution upfront was topnotch.
Always a threat when he's with the ball, and you can count on him to make something meaningful unlike Ighalo who was just like 0.5 above average.

I think Leicester or Everton should sign that dude and see good return of investment.

murphyprecious:
It all depends on where you reside. Onitsha, Aba and Lagos sells those materials at an affordable rate. where do you reside?

I reside in Lagos but right now I am in Aba and I want to do a little something to earn me some money before going back to Lagos.

Where in Aba can I get them?

murphyprecious:
Learn how to costumize T-shirts, Caps, Crest, Plaques etc. Students love to Costumize their T-shirts, esp ladies in Campus. You will make alot of money

Help, bro. Are u also into screen printing business? if you are, I'd like to know where I can get silk mesh, photo emulsion, transparency paper....and what ink do you use for your printing?

Ps; I need the cheap but effective ones

Legionx:
What can you do with a computer?

Can you write articles
Graphics design
Programming
Or
What

Hello there. I am quite good with a computer, I can design with photoshop and also into web development(still learning but not able to build complex websites yet). Can you please explain further on how to get jobs as a freelancer

The fear of poverty is what drives the Igbos to do what they do. When an average man sees a nylon, an Igbo sees an opportunity to make money out of ordinary nylon plastic.

That's why most of them engage in criminal activities here and outside. I respect them for their hustling spirit but they tend to take it too far. An Igbo man is ready to sell his brother for money, they pledge their allegiance to who brings the most cash to the table

Reno is wrong though, but he said "HE HAS NEVER SEEN", not that there are no Igbo beggars

daroz:
Oh Lord , make my kids bright and academically as sound as this in Jesus name , amen .

Not only by prayers,man. Make sure u marry an intelligent woman(avoid slay queens with empty head no matter what).

Also, use good baby/toddler milk for them while growing up. Milk like Peak1-2-3, Complan, Cowbell TINA and so many more, they help sharpen the minds of kids while growing up. Avoid milks for adults until they come of age.

Enroll them in a very good creche/nursery & primary school. Forget about those expensive ones that offer nothing except nice school bus and making kids scream 1-500 everyday.

Let them watch educational programs/ cartoons.

Lastly, make sure you give them the proper guidance while they grow up, so they won't go astray. There are many intelligent girls that crashed halfway because they fell for one cute deceptive bad boy.

Cheers, matey.

progeek37:
(3) Don't join the web queue!:

This might sound absurd, it is true. Never start programming by jumping into web applications or/and databases without learning the basics first unless it is part of the curriculum of the boot camp, in case
you are taking programming course from a boot-camp. Most of the time boot camps initially introduce web to motivate the participants. When
the participants see how what they write is transformed into a web page, they always feel happy and motivated. That is not even necessary because you have to motivate yourself. But apart from that,
there is absolutely no reason to start programming with web applications.
Those who call themselves web developers are the worst programmers I have
met so far. They don't know anything about algorithm and data structure, don't join them. Web application is actually a good choice
but before you embark on it be sure you have learnt how to program first, unless if you never intend to be a professional
in it.
If you doubt me gather web people together (don't allow them go to internet) and ask them series of algorithmic questions,
80% of them will fail woefully.
Those who don't fail the questions are actually those who learn how to program before going to web.
It is a known fact that web people fear algorithms more than they fear devil,
and that is the reason they know all the frameworks
in the world jumping from one framework to another, always looking for more and a better framework to leverage any algorithmic task but no
one will become a real professional like that.

Starting to program with web applications or/and databases
is just as incorrect as studying up a foreign language from
some classical novel rather than from the alphabet and a
textbook for beginners. It is not impossible, but if you lack
the basics, it is much more difficult. It is highly-probable that
you would end up lacking vital fundamental knowledge and
being the laughing-stock of your colleagues/peers

Can you kindly explain further on this,please. I'm into web development and I focus majorly on backend programming and i started from the very scratch (though still in the learning phase). So, I want to understand if you are talking about full time web developers or people who just use CMS or frameworks from A-Z

EkunKekere:
Messi?

What about him? Are you trying to tell me after Messi retires or dies, Fc Barcelona will cease to exist or they'll change their line of sport to Rugby?

No player is bigger than a club. The club was there before he came and will remain after he's gone.
Some people destroyed themselves without village people's help.

When I'm not getting it right, whether when studying or carrying out a project or task.

When I am being lied to by someone I hold high.

Seriously allergic to almost all type of food especially the fried ones, from fried egg to fried plantain or potato groundnut and many more except fruits and vegies.

Looking at the future and seeing that nothing good will come forth for Nigeria which might affect our kids, hopefully war won't breakout. Not a curse, just reality.

I used to hate these people until I discovered most of them didn't make themselves this way. Just don't bring your queer shii close to me, minimum of 100yards.
Live and let live

Frankly, the dark guy doesn't look the part. He looks like a guy who womanizes and will spend his last dime on a broad.

My pain is that one girl will now be crushing on these guys(queers) and some straight guys will now be crushing on the girl that is crushing the guys(queers).

2dice01:
so u expect me to bring girl for the first time to my house


I'm not sex starved like some of you

when you win her heart like a real G na you go dey run for sex sef

Much love,bro(no homo). I don't get why these guys feel meeting a girl one on one for the first time in a diner, restaurant or public park is considered being a mugu because they don't want to spend 2-3k.

Some of these girls are hookers that are thieves or undercover informant for robbers.

This thing happened last weekend na
Why are all these bloggers using Glo sim in their modems.

Seyi na ajebo with triangular lifestyle. He should meet Tuoyo for lessons. Twas like the guy smashed Mercy with his schlong still in his pants just like using Xender

I learnt it the hard way all because she feels raw dive connects lovers, makes it more of love making than just sex but condom is like the great wall of China when making love.

Advice for you all, male or female, always stay strapped no matter what.

seborrhic:
Ok.
But the grammar they use in some headlines is so appalling.

You should know that it is the OPs(Original Posters) who create these topics, so they are the ones responsible for the bloopers.
I noticed same a few times as well by these guy who call themselves "bloggers".

I can't tell if the Mods are able to correct some of these errors before pushing the topic(s) to front page

A lot of you guys are missing the point here; How can a supposed graduate not know how to put a string of sentences together. It is quite annoying and embarrassing.

Another issue here is the upbringing of a child. A place where the only way to communicate is using local dialect from home to school and back, same routine everyday, a child will find it hard to understand or even construct an English sentence, the university isn't responsible for this, except those studying courses relating to the use of English, like Law, Office Management Technology, Tourism and so on but again the university isn't meant to start teaching you the use of English from the basics.

Some folks are asking if English is "our language" or if Korea or China speak English. Let me ask you this, is English their first language? Were they colonised by Britain? You guys are missing the point here. Germany and France teach English as a second or third language in schools, same way we were all taught French in school.

Lastly, this Rochas that is criticizing the so-called graduates, what positive thing has he really done concerning this sad issue when he was a governor?

seborrhic:
Even some moderators on Nland cannot put proper sentences together, disgracing the forum with crappy headlines and posts.
An eg is even in this headline.
Starting each word in a sentence with capital letters.What kind of rubbish is that?

Bro, do not blame them on this; The way this site's "topic" textbox was designed, Seun used UpperCamelCasing function, so no matter how they type and post topics it will display in such manner.

Lord knows I opened this thread to view two speed boats or transport boats for commuters.
Now, he'll erect a bill board and show us how he is "working".

How can one renounce Nigerian citizenship and get one from either New Zealand or Luxembourg immediately. I am done!

These stories are both hilarious and heart breaking. See what our youths are facing just to get by, now I know why every one wants to leave.

Mine happened few years back when I was undergoing the compulsory industrial training(IT)exercise.
I saw a poster where they indicated they needed IT students with pay of #40,000. I put a call through to the number that was pasted alongside the job description. The interview was scheduled and when I got to the venue, I saw this big GNLD banner but I told myself it's an office building, I'm sure theirs(the so-called company) will be on a different floor.

Omo, as I enter inside I just dey see pictures of these chinco guys with GNLD products then I knew they finally got me. I just kept my cool to see if anything positive would come out....Omo, the guy they put me under was just spitting on my face for more than 20mins without making sense. I just told the guy to hold up for a second, and then I asked if he wants me to really pay for this(GNLD), then he confirmed yes,and continued spitting on my face(exaggerating) all in the name of trying to convince me to pay about #5000.

I just stopped him and told him I'm not cut out for this kinda thing then took my leave. At the door, the silly woman who was claiming manager told me to really consider the opportunity, I told her I couldn't do it, it is not my thing.
Then she said "I hope you won't regret your decision if you don't make it in life". I replied her " it is your children that will never make it in life".

After I don iron, starch my shirt and trouser with my nice pair of shoes to match, looking like a remixed 007, GNLD get mind to deceive me.


Another job I got when I was still a jambite was at Lagos trade fair working under Sharp electronics as a flyer distributor/marketer boy with daily pay of #1,200. How I got the job was quite funny. The man who was in charge of recruiting said he wanted it strictly females and rejected me, so as I walked back with disappointment on my face to meet my sister and her friends(group of beauties) because we all came for job hunting. The man called me back and asked if I knew them, I nodded in affirmation, then he told me I was employed and I should resume the next day, just like that. Men sha!!

The job wasn't hard nor easy but I been sweat under hot sun sha. While Samsung girls with their beauty will just stand at their entrance and be showering customers in and collect #5,000 daily for just being pretty.
I really enjoyed the job because I wasn't given a target,but just to lure customers to our stand and boy I did an outstanding job sotey my oyinbo madam recommended me to come work for them again but I got admission the following year. so I had to abandon the job for school.

I hope this my web programing skill will fetch me good jobs when I'm finally ready to hit the labour market because these stories don begin fear me

Boc007:
Please I beg you in God’s name, don’t quote me again. You can explain yourself without quoting me. Afterall I didn’t quote you in the first place. Thank you.

And how do I get to explain it to you without quoting you?.

Just fall to advice and quit being an A-hole. God help you, because with such manner of thoughts heavily invested in your head, I doubt if you'll ever go beyond.
Go, be a changed man henceforth. Cheers

omooba969:
@bolded,
Abeg stop mentioning conscience jor

OK, my moral sense of judgement and determination made me end it. Lol