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Don't want to be seen as a creep or a perv but damn, this is gf is about 95°c hot. Kept staring at her picture for over 3 minutes, thinking of how wonderful God created her body....that's if she didn't go under the knife. This is pure sexiness

....And one Emeka or Azeez will use his Lexus 300 to splash you mud water while you are trekking. Chai!

Good gracious. It has begun......as usual. Ken Erics, Blossom Chukwu, come here!

There's a big difference between Mom and Mother in this 21st century. A certain family friend of ours brought her kids to our place to help look after them while she went to the market to get foodstuffs.
As I was working/babysitting, after few minutes of getting acquainted with the kids, the first child not up to 4 years started saying something about Tacha and Seyi, I turned and looked at her with this big surprise all over my face, I asked her what she knew about Tacha and Seyi, she said she watches BBNaija with her mom and her mom wants Tacha to win....a kid of 3 years and few months watching BBNaija with her Mom.
The mom is a beautiful and endowed young woman in her mid 20s...what you guys call SlayQueen. I couldn't stop imagining the worst.

The ones that have extra sheath stuffed inside her bag in case you run out of rubber so action must continue all night

The ones that come with their own pills just in case

Isn't Puta supposed to be a censored word. It means b*tch, wh*re , p*ssy in Spanish. Not a fan of this dude one bit but I just admire the way be utilized his little opportunity to 'blow out'.

I remember when I did a little work for a colleague not even up to 5k but it took him more than 6 months to pay. Was driving with a relation when I spotted him, I had to stop the car, alight, ran up to him to pay me my money 'cos I have had enough of his excuses. He begged me not to disgrace him in public, na so my cousin just alight from motor as well, he is well built. Na so guy man just hand over im phone to me sharp sharp.

I told him I'd give him 2 weeks to pay up else I go either convert am to my second phone or sell it off.

I always ask myself this, "how do people sleep at night knowing that they have debt to pay or there's someone who they begged heaven and earth to lend them money". I
f I don't pay up before or on deadline day, just know something else completely took my mind away from the money I owe someone and the amount borrowed is not much. I don't sleep well knowing I owe someone.

We truly live with strange beings on this earth called humans

Why is it only the guys that have had 'things' to do with more than 1 chick. So all the females haven't done something crazy.

Few things I picked up from their revelations:

Mercy said she started taking care of herself and family at age 18 and has a love machine always on stand by......typical traits of a perceived runs girl who's now developed in a bigger runs girl

Omashola said he had orgy with 5 females; it's more of an exaggeration here just to be seen as a champion. Yeah, the dude had a hug mouth

Tacha said she hides when she visits a pastor's son.......so after docking from the pastor what next? Made her first million at age 22, now she's 23...why do I find this statement a bit... dogdy

Diane has crazy sexual fantasies but still a virgin 'cause she's scared of giving it to the wrong guy buy trust me, Elo will open that jar and take all the cookies and leave the jar open. Diane will become a freak when Elo finally tears off her label

I don't know why I just don't believe Seyi's confession- Lying and exaggeration here

I find Frodd's confession partially true but I wonder what kind of sisters would give in to a cry baby. Well I think the sisters have these crazy fantasies as well and frodd was the only option available the day they decided to put it to action....let's just say pity sex.

Cindy....this girl's case.....you know what, it doesn't matter abeg. Moving on..

Elozonam, hmmm this one looks like a bad child who deflowered all girls in his neighbourhood before age 25. I find his story a bit true and with a pinch of exaggeration

Khafi's celibacy ish is quite true until Gedoni brought it(nympho) back and just couldn't control it. Same way a virgin finally gives 'it' to that guy she truly likes willingly.

Mike doesn't want too spill much because he knows people are watching

dontai:
I swear he just lost a customer, I've been contemplating on contacting for a job, because I will be in lagos next week and need my faulty laptop repair. But with this I don't think it could work out. I'm a twin bro and I don't know how he will see it when he heard my name.( he may never heard of Mary slessor before). I will manage reach computer village, before some people we no like twins go do the unthinkable.

Sincerely, that guy is quite a fóólish business man. I have two accounts on this forum, one for being myself and expressing my views another is to just advertise my services and products shikena. I will never call for his service even though right now I also need to fix my faulty laptop.

A relation of mine told me how she went to the market, parked her car somewhere a bit far from where she wanted to get clothes,shoes and accessories for her kiddies' graduation party. It rained heavily that day, so she folded her trousers, coupled with the mud on her feet she entered a big clothing store for kids with about 4-5 sales girls and before she could utter a word, the silly owner of the store told her "Sorry, madam, I am not sure we have what you want". Meaning, she (my relation) can't afford the kiddies' clothes there. She was mad with anger, left the store and went to another close to the arrogant woman's own, she purchased clothes and accessories close to 50k, told a boy to take it to her car, walked past the woman's store and looked at her like " I'm sure I can't afford them".

Sometimes, people use their mouth to ruin themselves and lose better opportunities in life, later they'll go to Shiloh and be praying against any enemy disturbing their business. That guy needs to read books in business etiquette

That dude who repairs laptop lacks business etiquette. How can you be advertising your service(s) and be throwing tantrums and discriminating same time. I just feel sorry for the dude because I for one can and will never call for his service. Not because I'm in support of gays but the manner he went with his comments a d replies.

This is how people's business collapse and they'll start accusing 'village people'.

LillyVal:

Someone's happy today. I didn't prick your conscience,yeah?
Tell me why you stated that earlier?

And I came here with high expectations. Confused af

LillyVal:
You are high.

Such hostility. Why would you think me ' high'? I'm just a mere mortal, why worship me

chrisseun:
4k to start? Didn't you buy any printing machine and other materials?

Printing machine? Lol

No,bro, I just started with basic but important things like screen printing frame, ink(black & white), squeegee,emulsion and sensitizer, all cost me about 3800. And as the business grows, we'll start investing in bigger machines like heat press machine and standard screen printing press

Why is Nina trying to form Michael Jackson in his Smooth criminal video.

I don't understand this CeeC's dress oo. Looks like someone tore it out of jealousy, just like what that wicked Stepmother and sisters did to Cinderella or was it designed by Yeezy

calddon:
We got our dose back then in command. Those of us that decided to sew fela style or use chinos material, RSM gladly showed us the way.

Ex-commando! Tuaale baba!

Keepem:
Well, mine is quite different from yours. I once dated a girl by the name Asemota Emmanuella who's a student of AAU, Ekpoma. We were so in love but never let me touch her puna let alone fůck. We'd kiss and caress till she's dripping wet and when I'm about going down, she'd say no, till wedding night and would then go into my bathroom to spend some time. Once she gets out, even if I romance from now till next year, she won't feel a thing and she's not a virgin. I broke up with her afterwards and she still calls me wicked till this day. Asemota Emmanuella, thunder will fire you wherever you are.

Bro, this is funny but abeg you shouldn't give out her details like this online

Please a girl who's given a guy Mouth Action, hand job, leg job, dry humping , also had a guy clean her plate and eat her bosoms in the backyard at night but haven't had penetrative sèx is called what?? Yes, I'm talking from experience

I have nothing against virginity but it is just over hyped. I knew a certain virgin who wanted to keep it just for her husband. I told her she's just confused. If you like let konji kee you there, OYO lo wa

Baby, you cannot just wake up one morning and be heart broken. Action, Reaction is how nature works. So what caused your heart to break and it's making you watch blank TV after NEPA took like over 30mins ago?

Did you see your crush with another woman?
Did your man tell you it is no longer working?
Did your man cheat on you with a girl prettier/hotter than you?

I remember my first heartbreak back then in secondary when I caught my gf kissing her ex-bf after just small quarrel o. Food or water wasn't important any more, I just wanted to die.

Don't worry, time will heal all wounds.....well, if you don't have diabetes though

Before rushing to load 1k and choose such plan, make sure you call customer care first and ask if you are eligible. That's what I did when Airtel brought "My offer" or "Double data" plan. At first I was told I wasn't eligible, few hours later I was sent an SMS that I am now eligible. I don't know if the customer care agent helped activate mine. I called their call center again, and this time the lady confirmed I am eligible.

Still rocking my Airtel "My Offer" plan of 7gb for 2k.

God forgive me for what's going on in my head, this is someone's wife, I know that but..... i don't even know who's celebrating sef. See as she kon steal the 'show' and Joseph looking like someone with low self esteem. Just kidding

deltateam:
Nagging is not enough reason to end a marriage to a faithful wife. Marriage needs wisdom.

Women don't just nag for nagging sake. There's a reason. You don't go and come back by 10pm in the night without any tangible reasons and expect her not to nag.

Most times their naggings are as a result of their fear or insecurity. You can find how to reassure them or keep them happy.That way they can be the best and you will want to come back to a peaceful home. Appreciate their efforts, don't take a woman for granted.

You are correct about that, I meant a disrespectful wife. How long will you continue to stay put with a woman who starts and ends your day disrespecting you. Nagging and disrespect are two different terms here. I see a disrespectful wife same way as a man who beats his wife, the only difference is that one does it physically, the other verbally.

deltateam:
You can't put up all these and say you are not trying to justify his actions. That's exactly what you are doing. Real men take responsibility for their actions.

Marriage is for better for worse. Many men are married to women that nag and as a matter of fact many women nag since naturally they talk a lot. Deal with with it.

So all in all, you are saying you'd stay put in a marriage that starts and ends with nagging, probably die from it?

Yes, all or almost all women nag but even nagging has different stages. Some women know their limit, while some just know how to blow it out of proportion and fvck it up beyond recognition.

Yes, real men take responsibility for their actions, that's why he didn't deny having an affair and getting a woman pregnant in the process or is there another 'responsibility' you are talking about here?

victorian:
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he deserves the disrespect if he truly impregnate Lilian esoro!
How can he expect his wife to respect and honour him after such disaster. Haba! You men sef!
If your wife got pregnant for another man and you know, will you pamper, love and respect her? Be sincere.
Pertaining to the bolded no be only cobweb na cobhams. I rather stay single then be with a useless man, who will end up making me a divorcee with kids or baby mama.
God forbid! I don't need such emotional trauma.
Huncle, I'm not complaining. I'm perfectly fine with my choice of been celibate till I meet a good man who deserves me. I will never join the bandwagon of having kids with no legitimate fathers littering everywhere. Mba!

Hanty, I'm not supporting what blossom did. I just wanted you to see it both ways. I quoted you because you were just facing the fact that he cheated and ignoring how the woman disrespects him. The op said he moved out of the house because of her constant disrespect towards him, and to make matters worse, he now got a woman pregnant. It's obvious he met the so-called woman when he left the house or maybe not, I won't conclude.

I'm happy that you are celibate, for now. But who ever broke your heart and dumped you back then truly messed up a good thing. I'm so sorry about that, and I hope you meet that prince that will knock you off your feet and remove the cobweb las las. But how have you been coping since? Just a curious mind here

deltateam:
Sure but you ended it honourably. That's the right thing to do than cheat after marriage.

You can't compare you and him. Boyfriend and girlfriend is different from marriage.

That's why I said probably her nagging ways was what pushed him out of the house and into another woman's arms.

What if the said woman he got pregnant gives him that desired peace of mind. I am not trying to justify what he did but I just wanted to let the other lady to not just view it from one angle. Women just know how to play the victim card and make the story one-sided.

After I ended that ugly relationship, she told my close friend how she'd invested in the relationship, and i just decided to end things,making me look like the bad guy here. Thank goodness my close pal knew how many times I have complained bitterly about her character. She started out all sweet and respectful at first after a while her true character started to surface.

This is probably what Blossom was facing as well but his came when he'd already put on the 'marriage cuffs'.

deltateam:
What respect do you expect from a woman after turning into a dog?

And what makes you think it isn't her disrespectful nature that drove him to another woman's arms. Some men have a useless being they call a wife who can nag for Africa + Antarctica. Sometimes they are even scared to go home after the day's hustle, they'd rather go chill in a bar (probably where he met the woman he got pregnant) till midnight, come home, bath and leave the following day. I can't stand a rude or/and stubborn girl. I once ended a relationship because she's rude, disrespectful and will hardly take to corrections. You can't put a price tag on peace of mind

victorian:
Hmmmmmm


That's why I'm not rushing into marriage or sex sef.


Definitely not worth it, with the kind of men we have these days.


Nowadays it's men leaving marriages and no longer women.


May God save us from the kind of fair weather men we have these days.

God abeg o

So his 'cheating' is the only thing you read up there right? You didn't read where the wife is so disrespectful, he had to leave the house. Either she was pretending all the while or Blossom ignored the signs and went ahead to wife her. Won't you call that fairweather woman. Can you stay with a man who disrespects you?

Having sex right now or in next century won't change what a man feels for you. You better stop starving and depriving yourself something good and blissful all in the name of searching for a good man. You need someone to remove the cobweb

Agüero already has 6 goals, Sterling has 5. Mstheew! Man City don carry league again na

This Guardiola sure knows how to make football look easy and bring out the best in players. Look at scalar quantity Sterling of yesterday is now a good player. Not taking anything away from Pep but the guy has made premier league look like his sitting room

I bought a portable 'chinco' mP3 player since it was the next best thing to having a phone, used the rest to buy clothes and shoes, and yeah, I was just 16, fresh outta Secondary school.

My parents were happy because I did my own shopping by myself, for myself for the very first time. 12k was quite a lot of money then.

chrisseun:
Can you put me through the shirt printing biz, I'm trying to develop my own brand. WhatsApp me pls: +2348124742014

Bro, it's less than 3 months I started T-shirt printing, so I have not yet gained mastery of it fully but I'll suggest you visit YouTube. Just type in these key words "How to start screen printing by Kenyonken" or "How to start screen printing by Easy". They give a walkthrough on how to start screen printing business on a budget. That's how I started mine as well.

I used about 4k to start, then I took some old clothes of mines, customized my name and that of other people for free at first, then started advertising them on WhatsApp status and other group chats. I gave good discount since I just started, I was customizing football jerseys and Tshirts for just N1200-1500 depending on the individual but some church or group can suggest you print up to 100 or more for an event. Then I charge about N300 for each shirt.

Before you start advertising, make sure you must have done some practice. To be honest, I ruined my first shirt(thank heavens it's an old shirt of mine). Then I started using A4 paper to test run before I start any work
Just go on YouTube, you'll learn a lot

If you are not entirely sure, just go to any screen printing shop and tell them you'd like to learn how to screen print. it won't cost you much but if you don't have money to put aside for learning I'd suggest you use YouTube as your guide just like I did.

Designer123:
Inspiring. Please can you explain how you market your goods (powerbank etc)? Also, are skin care products importation feasible in Nigeria?

I use WhatsApp status to advertise and update my products, also I have various school's market group chat where I advertise my goods and services. Interested buyers hit me up and we conclude on price and where to meet.
For the power bank assembling, you need to have a little electrical/electronic and soldering skill. Like I said before, I would gather a lot of them and start testing the battery and charging board. The good ones will be packaged and then advertised with guarantee, since I carried out the tests myself. Other power banks state a certain capacity but you'll discover they are mostly lies and can't even charge a phone up to 80%. So I give my buyers full guarantee on what they are buying and when they find out how good and strong the power bank is, they tell their friends or family, their friends will contact me and order as well. The image is the one I'm am still testing to package for a customer I'll be meeting tomorrow. it's about 9000- 10000mAh i'm selling for N5000

Concerning the skin care products, I have to be honest, I don't have the slightest idea about that branch of business. It's mostly the females who engage in skin care products. You can do well to ask a few of them here on this thread.