You are a mumu boy!

Who told you she loves you?

Na she just dey rush you, e get why!

Make her Wise boyfriend return to her or make him phone just ring.

Say this after me 3x

I am a mumu boy!!!

Amen.

Guys, make sure you get married to a woman that has the fear of God in her

Young man, which curse? Did you lied against her?

Hasn't she slept with this your friend? Is God not against Premarital sex?

My friend, you have nothing to worry about.

Yeye curse my foot.

If her prayer and wish to marry this guy did not work tell me why the yeye curse would work.

Stupid irresponsible girl.

She forgot she would get married someday when she was misbehaving.

Truth be told, we all have our bad past, but bear in mind that some certain life style would always deny you some certain opportunities.

It doesn't make any sense to marry a woman that never make use of common sense and you end up been a launching stock in the society.

Let her wait, she would meet her type in die time.

DaddyRochie1642:
What should I do with this news

Do same sister.

Oluboh:
They suppose arrest that guy

Hmmm, so you no see arrested in write up? abi arrest is different from arrested?

orisa37:
Federal Government of Nigeria's new policies is making it difficult for banks to send money to those in NIGERIA.

Such policy is wrong and unwise.

This is not correct, maybe the person abroad just wan use una head.

Which policy exactly?

It is even better now.

Before now if someone send you money from abroad via Western Union or MoneyGram, these company would cut the money and give you small amount in naira instead of Dollar, euro or pounds.

But now if they send Dollar or euro you will simply visit the bank of your choice and pick the money in dollars and sell it to aboki at a better rate.

Also there is a solution for those who want to receive money via Paypal in Nigeria a
Withdraw in Dollars to your domiciliary account in Nigeria and then sell the dollars to aboki.

Hi,

It is normal, especially when the Boxers are getting old or old already.

The Reason why Boxers or pants smell is, after urinating, there are droplets in your pant or boxer.

Accumulation of these droplets would formed a bulk of dried urine in your boxer or pant, given room for it to smell.
Urine can smell, no joke.

For me, I drink water a lot. I am a bachelor leaving alone.
I finish four bottles of Cway every 15 or 16 days.
This makes me urinate a lot and it also means, whenever I urinate there most be droplets in my boxer.
Imagine urinating 3 to 4 times daily ( after urinating, there are possibilities of two to three or more droplets in your boxer or pant, this is why some girls or women wipe after urinating, to avoid accumulation of droplets in pant)

I am a very neat person, there was time in my life when I was using only two boxers just like you and I observed what you complained about.

Solutions:

1)Throw away those two boxers immediately.

2)Go and buy 7 boxers, use one daily.
Use them equally, and always wash after use.

3)Do not allow your boxers to get too old, because this would surely make it smell.

4)Update use after you follow this instructions.

5)Try to contact me on phone if you do not understand my explanations properly.
I will not write my phone number here, if you write yours and I remember to go through this topic I would surely you.

6)Kindly note, just because your boxers smell does not make you a dirty guy.

Take care.

This is beautiful and true love.

I am presently looking for one and I hope and pray to find the right person.

Young man!

Na situation (which is spiritual) dey carry people go this church for solutions.

While they are worshiping here, they feel relief and a little bit of rest of mind or better still, they found solution there.

If they stop coming, the wahala go come back, so they have no options than to stay put.

If this family na you choice, prepare to join prayer warriors in case you would want to stop her and your unborn children from worshiping there.

Kindly note.

This is just my opinion.

Good luck.

ijustdey:


https://www.thecable.ng/ex-sars-commander-it-raises-suspicion-for-a-young-person-to-have-n7m-car

Na them be this (former SARS)

NGpatriot:
So, PMB gave orders to the Nigerian police to do harass protesters?


This is why this woman lack credibility, she's part of the problem regardless of her opportunistic activism charade.

Please read carefully of her interview.
She is explaining or interpreting the Actions and Inactions of Mr President.
She is correct.

We are watching.

TheArchangel:
How old is your brother?
Oga, stand your ground in that house.
Force your brother to rent a house for you by raising serious hell and at the same time appearing meek. Sleep in that room when you come back and if the wife and her sisters talk trash, raise hell. Do not budge one beat. Keep your bags in the shop but sleep in that room to avoid them messing up your things. Take the food from that pot and raise hell while doing it. When your brother comes or is around, pretend like they are accusing you falsely.
Remember self defense, beat the sh!t out of any of the sisters that touch you first. You can plead self-defense later. Do not touch the wife but remember to use your mouth to finish her. .
Do not relent. If they can be there, you can be also. It's either your brother chase you all away or peace or resemblance of it will rain in that house.

Lady!
May God bless you for your Wise advice.

Young man, kindly stick to every piece of this particular advice.

I repeat, stick to every piece here..

Additionally, involved your whole family.
Also make a lot of noise.

Make sure village people hear this.
And your brother would be ashamed.

Please, stay put, make sure you get your heart desire.

Life is a battle field ( not beans)

If you leave that house the two girls should leave as well.

I like your idea of getting a self-contained.

Your brother lacks sense, you are more wiser than he is.

I can not withstand this kind of shit within 48hours, I swear.

Dem no born dem well!

Your in-laws are running after your brother because he is doing well.

fergie006:


https://punchng.com/nnpc-chief-operating-officer-ewubare-resigns/?amp=1&utm_term=Autofeed&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Twitter&__twitter_impression=true

You never talk wetin happen.

Which family?

Don't you go on holidays?

The truth will surely come out.

Which family?

Don't you go for holidays?

Where is the letter please?


Thank you.

Aizen123:
Please I need advice. I lost my Dad over 2 months now and he hasn't been buried due to the pandemic. My Uncle's are all in Lagos and can't come back.

So after the lockdown was over we decided to go to the village.. On getting I discovered that his shop was open and all the money going into the first Uncle (first son) account.. So I called my uncle because he told me it was locked and he was saying did he need my permission before to open the shop and i decided to just control myself because i like peace and i decided to go to the house in the village...

On getting there I called my uncle and he told me the keys are with them in Lagos ... That it was waybilled and i said ok and went back with my brother and sister.

Fast forward today... I got a call from someone in the village that my Dad's burial death has been fixed and i was wowed because as the first son i haven't been told yet by my uncle's. So right now i am about acting but i need advice.

How old are you?
What about your mother?

Are they accusing any member of your family?
I mean your mother or any you the children?

You better sit up and take charge of situation.
You are now the father and the son of your immediate family.

Tintedladybeer:
Good evening house,

Nairaland has helped lots of people find solution to their problem, I hope I'm as lucky as others.

Over the last couple of years I noticed my vision declining everyday.
I think I started taking notice of it more when I was In 100l, if I don't sit right in front of the class, I don't see whatever is written on the board.

I have gone to the hospital where they were just interested in selling recommended glass which I have used up till now that I have graduated but no visible improvement.

It is so bad that I don't see subtitles when watching movies on TV.

Many times, people pass and wave at me from afar and I will see the person waving but the face will be blurry.

But when reading, I don't use glasses because I can see very well no matter how Tiny the writing may be.

Go visit a Teaching Hospital in your state.
You will meet the professionals here.
It could be time consuming, but it worth it.

tosinntoyin:
Dear all,

I really need an advice. I currently work with one of the Nigerian banks. My monthly take home is about 450k and quite good. My major problem right now is that I have just been transferred from a Branch at one end of Lagos to another end of Lagos. All efforts to convince my boss to deploy me to a closer branch has proved abortive.

Going to work daily right now is a very difficult especially during this raining season and covid 19th period. I spend roughly 3-4 hours on the road when going to work and back home.

I am currently raising my kids on my own right now and dont know how I would manage when school resumes. Before now I drop them off on my way to work in the morning and my friend picks them up to her house in the afternoon till I get back.

I currently have a savings of 2million and would love to start a biz( I dont know what kind) as am comptemplating resigning and start a biz instead so that I can have time for my kids and not die due to stress

Please i really need advice for you all.

Make I settle your matter for you right away.

You no need any advice.
You just wanted tell us or show off say you dey earn almost half a million monthly for this present buhari season two wey hard pass dangote expired cement.

How much be two million?
How much for shop where better customers dey?

No new business go fit give you half of your present salary for a whole year.

You better take the advice from the first guy that comment plus this my own.

I hereby advice you to continue to dey enjoying your juicy salary and jejely go to your bank and withdrawn the whole two million naira wey dey waste there go invest the two million for MBA Forex while you enjoy another #300,000 (15%) monthly.

450,000+300,000=750,000 monthly.

Come and thank me later.

slimjohn2k5:
Which US wen they ban flights

Broda read well.

They Arrived US before lockdown.

Kristofferson:
He was the only one arrested because he is a black man. They left the white crew. Racist country

You are wrong my brother.

I initially hit the Like button, but later Unlike
it after watching the full video.

Two white were Arrested after the Black guy.

This over 400 Likes should be taking down.
It misleading.

Two Wrongs can't Make Right.

Hey guy,

Be courageous.

Mr minister would deny this.

Watch out...

Hey boy,

Just relax, you got no problem.
Nothing happened or happening to you.
Stop blaming yourself.

Stop thinking about that event.

But if you want to think, kindly,
Think positive
Act positive and finally
Stay positive.

Go fine another 70k join am then invest it with MBA Forex.

This will enable you to receive 15% monthly.

No shop rent and other expenses that comes alone with regular business.

Nigeria police is causing more harm to those it supposed to protect.

What a country.

They will denied this openly and nothing will happen.

JohnnyBlack101:


God help u

Nobody is against her not worshiping Satan.

It her choice.

People are concern because she is taking lives.

Young man, relocate.

Your wife is a bad woman.

She dump her ex after the young man paid for two sessions in her university days and started dating you in the same area and finally got married to you while you guys are still I'm the same environment.

She doesn't care about anyone. All she after is who is doing well at the moment.

How long did you guys dated before marriage?



She is very h

Travel out of the country ke?

Is she a Nurse? (She wan go work as front line nurses for US and Europe?)

I tire for women...

Oga, abeg nor kill yourself for her.
Nor go thief for her too.

Maintain your ground.

Where are you from? And how old are you?

You are a very WEAK and FOOLISH boy.
I can't call you a man because you are not mature in reasoning and action wise.

You are also a money miss road boy.

What happened to the general resetting slap you lied to us about?

A girl you feed, pay school fees and even pay house rent for, shouted at your precious Mother and you are here written without missing any details.

Let that girl go now.
It still very early.

A girl that doesn't listen to anyone whenever she is angry?

There are lots of decent and respectful girls out there.

This her attitude contaminants every other good attributes she has.

Put an end to this relationship today.

You are not dating that girl, you are just a sponsor..

Once that room is up to her taste other of your colleagues would commence sleeping with her in that room.

Some mighty had contributed little they could or nothing at all.

You sounded so foolish.
Or should I just finish what I started?

You had spent what? 18 month with eve the devil woman, and you only remembered 400-500 thousands spent on her?

You think you are enjoying her beauty and juicy pussy?

There are so many beautiful and decent girls with juicy pussy that would respect and appreciate you.

Stop spending on that ungrateful girl immediately.

Let her go.

You are just a cool guy.
Nothing is wrong with you my guy.
I even like you.

One question for you before something go wrong with you.

Do you really knack your girl wella in the other room?

If you don't, then this would be the starting and the beginning of your problem...