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So sad and discouragung that after having a degree in I.T and a CCNA certification most companies are asking for 3 to 5 years experience before giving one a networking job

Wetin you dey feel like? Mumu!

Despite the fact that I learn so much here, I think my greatest achievemnet here is getting a job thru Nairaland.

Thank you, Nairaland.

thewarrior72:
Which ongoing project?

If I begin to mention them, I'll write up to 5 pages on Nairaland

The only reason Rochas can lose in imo is if he loses favour of his people - Orlu Zone. They command half of all LGAs in Imo State. I don't see Rochas losing unless PDP rigs the election. Imo people have known what it feels like to be under Imo PDP bondage for 12yrs and we wouldn't like to go back to that experience again. Imo PDP is made up of horrible cabal.
Let's wait until INEC announces results.

I always say that a president who can reduce corruption in Nigeria has solved 90% of our problems.

Corruption comes in many forms - govt officials bribery, favouritism, nepotism, project cost inflation, exam malpractice, security votes, constituency projects when we have federal ministry of works, police #50 roger, child abuse, lecturers sleeping with our girls, LGA stopping private individuals from constructing bad roads, etc.

If he can stop all this madness then Nigeria will have an economic boom that all citizens will feel NOT the largest economy we read on paper yet we don't feel the impact.

English name: Christian. They say he wants to islamize Nigeria so let's Christianize him.

Yoruba name: Enitan. History is about to re-write itself in his favour.

So another guy can't take your babe out because you are dating her? Have you paid her dowry? I am sure you must be underage, 17. When you should have a problem sith your babe is when you see her hugging and kissing a guy or probably fingers locked, smiling and walking out of a hotel or preferably on the bed with some dude on her and your babe moaning at the top of her voice.

Hello NlDers!

Pls I need assistance. Who has any idea how much it costs to fly from Lagos to PH? I am told that when one books in advance online it is cheaper. Someone should pls enlighten me.

Thank you

Ayo can't run away because he's covered by immunity

Mhizkel:
The ocassion i'm talking about needs you to dress in a muslim way, covering ur head with their hijab and so on!

You are not forced to attend. If the celebrant won't allow you to attend without a hijab, don't go. You must not attend - you are a Christian and everyone should respect your faith. In nigeria we have freedom of religion

I've been there and you are perfectly right. I once managed a multi-million naira filling station with up to 10pump attendants, supervisor and a cashier.

My cashier was very beautiful and I noticed she was admiring me for reasons best known to her and honestly, if we had met in a different environment, I'd have asked her out becos she was very beautiful,intelligent and single.

But because I didn't want to lose my authority over her which would make the business suffer(I'd get blamed for it), and possibly become a topic of discussion amongst my pump attendants, I didn't ask her out until I left the job. Now she's happily married.

Then I used to feel lonely and I couldn't discuss personal issues with them because of the fear that I'd lose my authority and respect, and my MD was typically a no no-sense man who used to shout at me if he noticed anything that was not right and flogged the pump attentants publicly with his belt for carrying huge sums of money at the forecourt, something I couldn't do (I merely screamed at them).

kastonkastrol:
very true.... I just pity the gullible yoruba sons and daughters that are being deceived by this clueless president. Was it not the same jonathan that opened his smelling mouth to call the entire yoruba leaders rascals some years ago? Now the man is running amok in odualand because he wants our votes.

How many yoruba sons and daughters are even holding a reasonable position in his government? SMH

If Obasanjo behaves like a motor park tout, GEJ can call him that because he knows that Obasanjo doesn't behave like a typical Yoruba man. Yorubas are educated and polished that perhaps explains why most Yorubas don't really like Obasanjo.

kastonkastrol:
very true.... I just pity the gullible yoruba sons and daughters that are being deceived by this clueless president. Was it not the same jonathan that opened his smelling mouth to call the entire yoruba leaders rascals some years ago? Now the man is running amok in odualand because he wants our votes.

How many yoruba sons and daughters are even holding a reasonable position in his government? SMH

If Obasanjo behaves like a motor park tout, GEJ can call him that because he knows that Obasanjo doesn't behave like a typical Yoruba man. Yorubas are educated and polished that perhaps explains why yorubas don't really like Obasanjo.

madri4u:
I didnt took d online basic test for push cv.But surprise i reciv a mail dis mornin sayin Good Job. Stage two starts tomorow n result will b compiled too..Hope dis push cv is nt scam n at d end, hope dey wont demand money frm pple to b place into organisation as part of processing fee....Lol!

I have 2 email addrs. Am only using one to do it though I registered with the two. Pls check your email well as it can't be the same with that of others. This was the message I got from them on the email addr I didn't play with. (NB: I grabbed the page)

I'll ask GEJ, "Sir, you made a pledge as the commander-in-chief of our military to protect all Nigerians and secure our territorial integrity, how come you haven't stepped down for your failure to allow Boko Haram capture parts of Nigeria entrusted with you, kidnap over 200girls and rape/butcher people of the N/East?

Was he not that fool that said President Obama gave ObamaCare website to Nigerian 419ners to manage? Anu ohia! I prefer Dr Ben Carson, who's expected to declare soon or even Sen. John Kerry, I think he should give it a shot again.

Igbo presidency dey even bother non-Igbos pass igbos ourselves. Ndi ara!

Dear OP, the best way to follow a mother-in-law is to understand her, try to be her friend and try not to talk too much when she's around. Mothers are always protective of their sons and may wish to know what you are telling her son in her absence.

But honestly, this challenge isn't perculiar to you because most of our Nigerian wives experience that in their new homes which makes some wish these old mothers-in-law were dead.

chidyhels:
When will these health networkers ever be proud of what they do ?

They can't be proud because nobody will go for the interview if we are told that's what we are coming for. Nobody has the strength to sell products that no one is interested in buying.

Corruption is already a culture just that our teachers refused to tell us. Elements of Nigerian culture are: corruption, food, language, music, dressing, etc. Our teachers were warned never to mention corruption to us because they want us to be good kids.

shivtech:
Dear Candidate, The email hr@shivtech.net is active . Please check your PC/ISP settings , attachment and try it again.

Stop arguing as two persons can't be wrong at the same time. Check the email yourself.
Thanks

The email is cancelling; pls check the address again. Thank

dunkem21:
Taaaa, iburo nwa afo.

Were asusu Igbo kwugharia ihe n'ile ikwuru ka m kwere.

Asiri m na ibughi nwa afo.

Ego ole ka I ga-akwu m na mme ya?
Ihe mere njiri dee n'asusu beekee bu kaa mmadu nile mara ihe nne ede. Ekpere m bu ka Buhari merie. Ike Jonathan agwulam...hoohaaa...achorom onye-isi ala ga-ekpochapu mpu na aghugho.
Icho ikweta na mbu onye igbo, icho I hapu, nke ahu gbasara gi.

Ka chineke mezie okwu.

luvluvluv:
Wow, dis is interesting... been wondering how 2 actually start mine. although I have a very tyt work schedule but I rili want 2 go into ICT full tym.
After that program, wat should be next?

Read my previous message before the last one. It answered this question.

Thanks

masterpower:
You sound like a broken vessel.
We don't want buhari and will stone him with a spiritual stone if we see him in Onitsha.
You are a biggoted yoruba retard and you better stay off in your best interest.

Nwanne, a bum nwafo. Jee juo ajuju, GEJ awugo onwe ya n'ani. The igbos who will vote for GEJ are voting for him based on sentiments and the same goes for Hausas voting for Buhari. Majority of us Nigerians stood in the sun for hours to vote for Jonathan, and what did we get afterwards? If Jonathan had blocked leakages in his govt and managed our resources well, that man would have taken Nigeria to greater heights with "the unprecedented oil boom". Jonathan is a good man with a good heart, but he knows nothing about leadership. It shames me that Jonathan is our president. I can never vote for Jonathan.

gratiaeo:
Ngige should not push this foolish old certificateless general on Igbos to avoid been stoned. We do not like Buhari

Oga, speak for yourself and your household. Don't say "we" but say "I and my family members" do not like Buhari.

If you are not tired of youths unemployment, unsteady electricity, stealing public funds with impunity, insecurity, rudderlessness etc, nwanne, I am tired of it.

SageOfSixPaths:
Which programs are involved for Web programming?

HTML, PHP, WYSIWYG, CSS. They are taught in a period of time as one package. After the training, you'll be good at web devt and you can even design, host and run your own blog or website OR you can decide to work for coys

No be today Nigerian state start to dey kill my people ooh. I weep for ndigbo, the sacrificial lambs of Nigeria