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Properties › Re: Oluwo Of Iwo & Femi Osibona At Building Weeks Before Collapse (Photos) by Nauttyprof(m): 10:09am On Nov 02, 2021
ogododo:
I passed banana Island area yesterday saw de rumble as we dey holdup.

From the existing structures those loads no dey evenly distributed. Slender ratio and buckling effects bros.
Bros, take it easy. How do you know that they are not evenly distributed when you didn't design the structure?

Is an evenly distributed load known by viewing the structure or checking the design itself?
Properties › Re: Oluwo Of Iwo & Femi Osibona At Building Weeks Before Collapse (Photos) by Nauttyprof(m): 10:07am On Nov 02, 2021
ogododo:
Columns dey too thin to carry those loads.
Did you design the structure?
Properties › Re: Femi Osibona & Italian Architects At The Top Of Collapsed 21-Storey Building by Nauttyprof(m): 9:54am On Nov 02, 2021
Imagine, they never had any PPE on them.
Properties › Re: Ikoyi Collapsed Building: 15 Floors Was Approved But Owner Built 21 – Agency by Nauttyprof(m): 7:54am On Nov 02, 2021
The Solution to this problem is for Lagos State Building Control Agency to operate like Banks. They should have branches in all parts of the state.

Also, every phase of the work must be approved by them before proceeding. In this way, this collapse issue can be reduced if not prevented
Properties › Re: Femi Osibona: Face Behind Collapsed 21-storey Building In Ikoyi by Nauttyprof(m): 6:17am On Nov 02, 2021
Iamicekid:
Look at building sef, u wan build 21 story building and yet no granite visible in the picture, tower wey be se the main content need is enough granite, Steel and cement u no even need sand unless for the blocks but Na so so sand and cement unna dey use all cause unna wan gain and cut cost, unna no go die well
Guy, stop this. You mean from the pictures you know the root cause of the collapse? Even experts in building collapse investigation will never conclude like this. You want to see granite from the pictures as if granites are boulders which can be visible anytime any day?

Besides, granite truly is the major component of concrete but please, don't misinterprete the details. A cubic meter has granite then, sand to fill the voids while cement acts as the binding agent. So, all are needed. This was how mix ratio was developed.

You can safely arrive at this conclusion of your until the right investigation is done.

It's so sad that this is happening in 21st century in Nigeria. May the souls of the departed rest in peace.
Business › Re: Sokoloan Set To Shutdown, After Paying ₦10 Million NITDA Fine by Nauttyprof(m): 11:21am On Oct 30, 2021
They should do a very thorough job, Sokoloan operates more than one loan App and with diverse operations names for lending.

So, if Sokoloan shuts down, they will still fall back to the close to 3 lending companies and App they have.
Politics › Re: Sanusi: Buhari Should Be Impeached For Spending Millions Of Dollars On Subsidy by Nauttyprof(m): 7:51am On Oct 27, 2021
We also have a scam as government. They keep telling us that subsidy is removed but at the end, we discover it was more of price increase.

APC led government is just not helping the economic situation of this country.
Health › Re: Help! I'm Addicted To Bread And Beans by Nauttyprof(m): 8:09pm On Oct 26, 2021
OP, should I be honest with you? Eeemm... Would you allow me to say nothing but the truth?

OP, listen to the wisdom of the elder who has seen far and wide and have garnered so much experience that people come around to listen to his wisdom.

Under this Buhari government, keep the addiction and tank me later. Just with this alone, you can do 1 0 0, all you need is just 10 litres of water to support yourself for the day.

Having these combo under Buhari government will help you save so much cost on food.

OP, listen to the words of an elder and you will survive under this government. grin grin grin
Business › Re: Can Someone Use My Phone To Borrow Loan From Loan Apps? Any Harm? by Nauttyprof(m): 6:31pm On Oct 26, 2021
Is the OP trying to make us just comment here?Anyway, OP be your brother's keeper and help a brother in need. Then, wait till at least 2 to 3 weeks after your guy receives the loan. You will the see 7 wonders of the lending company.

OP, expect some show of love from them just the way Soko loan and others do. Your life will never remain the same after this encounter. It's your turn to testify.
Career › Re: My Success Story As A Civil Engineer Earning 7 Figures by Nauttyprof(m): 9:37pm On Oct 25, 2021
SLIDEwaxie:
you clearly missed my point. I said, structural engineer is where civil engineer comes in. Structural engineer designed based on architectural recommendations. Except it's steel or predominantly structural construction like bridges and so on. But on building, I wouldn't pay you cents to design my building because you'll only waste my money, designing structural members where it is not necessary. No be today we dey reach site, reduce numbers of unnecessary columns and unnecessary steel members because the structural engineer always think structure and not really workability.
This is one of the reasons building collapse occur. When structural engineers are not allowed to do their job even in building construction.

Many get away with it because the collapse or failure does not occur immediately but until after some years under load, the structure begin to give way.

Even when thinking of saving cost, a structural engineer is needed in designing buildings.

I also want to correct a notion, the structural engineer also advises the architect on some designs not being realistic. Architect think of aesthetics but structural engineer considers sustainability.
Career › Re: My Success Story As A Civil Engineer Earning 7 Figures by Nauttyprof(m): 9:36pm On Oct 25, 2021
SLIDEwaxie:
you clearly missed my point. I said, structural engineer is where civil engineer comes in. Structural engineer designed based on architectural recommendations. Except it's steel or predominantly structural construction like bridges and so on. But on building, I wouldn't pay you cents to design my building because you'll only waste my money, designing structural members where it is not necessary. No be today we dey reach site, reduce numbers of unnecessary columns and unnecessary steel members because the structural engineer always think structure and not really workability.
This is one of the reasons building collapse occur. When structural engineers are not allowed to do their job even in building construction.

Many get away with it because the collapse or failure does not occur immediately but until after some years under load, the structure begin to give way.

Even when thinking of saving cost, a structural engineer is needed in designing buildings.

I also want to correct a notion, the structural engineer also advises the architect on some designs not being realistic. Architect think of aesthetics but structural engineer considers sustainability.
Career › Re: My Success Story As A Civil Engineer Earning 7 Figures by Nauttyprof(m): 6:13pm On Oct 25, 2021
SLIDEwaxie:
You're simply what they call a lucky Bastard. This doesn't make your smart or better. You can't be a good civil engineer in school, it can only be because of long years in practice.

Now, that being said- you designing a structure is the job of an architect, supervision is the job of a builder and the structural aspects is for a structural engineer, in which you come in..

And nobody would pay ₦200,000,000 into a savings account for a job just based on recommendation because clearly you were a novice. Lass lass, if they were desperate to help you, they'll attach you with a major construction firm and pin you as a head of department.

My point, you are just one of the lucky bunch, you're not smart or very good and you're probably just a liar
While I don't dispute any of your Comment, I just want to correct this - Architects truly design and it is in the aspect of producing a drawing of the building with several views of the building. Also, Civil Engineers do what we call Structural Design and this aspect has to do with the design of the structural members of a building that will sustain or ensure that what the Architect drew can come to reality. It is called Structural Design in Civil Engineering. Civil Engineers will just say design.
Politics › Re: SERAP Sues Buhari, Others Over Plan To Monitor Whatsapp Messages, Phone Calls by Nauttyprof(m): 5:03pm On Oct 17, 2021
benuejosh:
SERAP is as useless as Biafra currency. They just sleep, wake and start acting like toddlers.
Is it that you don't have any conscience or you just closed your eyes to the truth?
Celebrities › Re: Janemena Reacts To Prince Kpokpogri Leaked Audio On Dirty Sex by Nauttyprof(m): 2:39pm On Oct 17, 2021
I saw some comments here and I was like how about this man too?

No shame from this man and him doing this whole thing with ladies suggest it is more like a business to him.

Now, I am not in anyway suggesting the woman in question has no share of the blame. My view of this is that both should be criticised and not just one.
Business › Re: Loan Apps Send ‘Shame’ Messages To Close Contacts Of Loan Defaulters by Nauttyprof(m): 8:09pm On Oct 15, 2021
Simdyofficial:
Anybody owing should pay.. Very simple.. This is business..

FTC for the second time this week.. shocked my brand loading grin
If you had read this article you'd understand that it is not business to send messages to one's contact in the name of recovering loan.

The defaulters do not know their right. If they do, many of these companies will pay them millions for defamation.
Politics › Re: IMF Increases Nigeria's 2021 Growth Prospect To 2.6% by Nauttyprof(m): 8:02pm On Oct 14, 2021
We all know how IMF operates. Any country that does IMF bidding will get figures in return as a favour but in reality the country will keep experiencing economic downslide.

Fear IMF
Politics › Re: Recruit Your Kids – Nigerians Slam Fayemi Over Call For NYSC Members To Fight by Nauttyprof(m): 11:01am On Oct 14, 2021
Grayoso:
Sone of you Nigerians dont even check yourselves to note you are the epitomy of "angry and frustrated" people Adesina mentioned who just lash out and insult others for the sake of it alone and not because you have a valid point or argument.

Did Fayemi not say "willing and able"? Why the vitriolic attack when he has not insisted any young Nigerian adult be drafted against their will?

Are you a child not to understand that there are 21 year old Nigerian graduates who may be happy to "wilingly" join our security forces if the centre is serious about armed forces reform ?
Why dwell on just 'willing and able' without looking at the entirety of his message? He said willing and able Corp members should be recruited in the fight against Boko Haram while others who want to serve their communities can do so without pay. Please, is combat the only way of contributing meaningfully to your country? Also, is this not a subtle way of saying the NYSC should be converted to a combat unit?
Politics › Re: Recruit Your Kids – Nigerians Slam Fayemi Over Call For NYSC Members To Fight by Nauttyprof(m): 10:57am On Oct 14, 2021
LegendHero:
I thought he said willing NYSC members.

If NYSC can give a willing person the opportunity to be recruited into the armed forces, won’t that be better than them trying to beg people for connection to join the army on their own?

Nigerians are now like reactants, they just react anyhow.
You only noted the willing part but didn't consider his other statement. How will you say the willing ones should go fight Boko Haram and then, say those who don't can serve their community without pay? Is combat the only means of meaningfully contributing to National development? Is this not a subtle way of saying NYSC should be turned to a combat unit?

We only have selfish leaders and this is the point. They just don't care about the masses.
Food › Re: Why Do Most Nigerian Visitors Dont Finish The Food Served To Them? by Nauttyprof(m): 7:16pm On Oct 13, 2021
I do not think this is applicable now. Anybody who tries to serve meal at this time to visitors should expect them to finish the plate and even ask for more if possible.

I remember a day when we tested a visitor and he never disappointed. The plate was full to the brim and we even questioned ourselves if this visitor could finish the meal. To our surprise or even expectation, this man took his time, adjusted his belt and finished every grain of rice.

We gave him a nickname as this experience stay glued in our memory.

Country is hard and I don't think anyone will want to leave part of the food served to you.
Politics › Re: Pandora Papers: Why Avoiding Paying Taxes To A Country You Claim To Love? by Nauttyprof(m): 8:16am On Oct 12, 2021
KingOfAmebo:
"The difference is you are doing your business openly and paying the right taxes as when due, but our businessmen, politcians and clergymen are doing it secretly to cut corners...Why would you trust them if all they do is cut corners?

Now tell me, who is more learned on matters as this?". - Village People spokesperson.
Where have they done this in secret? So, because I want to invest in another country, I need to call Channels TV or AIT for all to know?
Family › Re: Has Your Mum Priced Something In Your Presence & You Start To Pity The Seller? by Nauttyprof(m): 8:32pm On Oct 10, 2021
I don't go to the market with her anymore but back then say 20 years ago, I pity those sellers a lot.

My mother priced meat and I felt sorry for the seller. I think sellers have this policy of selling to their first customer for the day or selling all they have left when the market is about to close for the day. This very day my mother priced meat from N1,000 to N500 being the first customer. At one point the meat seller wasn't comfortable and my mother left. Only for the seller to call her back, the next thing was for my Mum to price it further to N300. To me, the meat was too much for the amount. At the end, she got the meat for N400 after spending close to 30 mins on back and forth.

I think mothers have this belief that if you are being called back, it means there is still much gain on it.
Politics › Re: Again, Lai Mohammed Accuses Media Of Under-Reporting Military Successes by Nauttyprof(m): 4:01pm On Oct 10, 2021
The man just want to control the media on what to report and what not to report.
Politics › Re: Documentary On Buhari Administration To Be Aired On NTA On Sunday At 7pm by Nauttyprof(m): 3:49pm On Oct 09, 2021
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PrinceOfLagos:
They want to air a documentary of Buhari's rail line transport that generates only 1billion naira but will need N61.9billion for maintenance
And the roads he constructed that people are scared to travel on due to insecurity.

The release of fertiliser and farming equipment to the farmers that made foodstuff so expensive.

Also, the procurement of fighter jets for our military that made Boko Haram, Banditry and Kidnapping be on the increase.
Politics › Re: Soldiers Attempt To Arrest Woman Wearing Biafra Outfit (Video, Photos) by Nauttyprof(m): 2:15pm On Oct 09, 2021
I am not in anyway in support of Biafra but I think what these soldiers are doing is wrong.

A flag has not being hoisted in South East to suggest Biafra.

These are just clothes with colours and nowhere was a printed message with Biafra on it.

Why will they arrest people wearing clothes?
Education › Re: Fredrick Mensah: Ghana Teacher's Method Of Welcoming Pupils To Class Causes Stir by Nauttyprof(m): 9:53am On Oct 07, 2021
longetivity:
Werey dey use style tap innocent girls current
Abeg na beg I beg you, please I beg you no kill me with laughter here grin grin grin

You no see anything good for the video except the current tapping grin
Politics › Re: Lawan To Senators: Talk Less To The Media, Don’t Give Wrong Impression About Us by Nauttyprof(m): 3:31pm On Oct 06, 2021
Now, it is the Senators' freedom of speech they want to tackle.

This Lawan is one funny man he doesn't want bad image for the Senate yet they could approve someone who started school before he was born as EFCC board member (of all agency).


This country just keeps producing bad image for herself.
Culture › Re: Why Alaafin Of Oyo And Aare Ona Kakanfo Can't Stay Together- Gani Adams by Nauttyprof(m): 9:52am On Oct 06, 2021
Sammy07:


What's the one sayinghuh

Truly, Aare ona kankanfo and Alaafin cannot stay in the same place.

The following are the list of the past Fourteen Aare Ona Kakanfo (from archive) that had been:

1. Kokoro igangan of Iwoye-Ketu,

2. Oyatope of Iwoye,

3. Oyabi of Ajase,

4. Adeta of Jabata,

5. Oku of Jabata,

6. Afonja l’aiya l’oko of ilorin,

7. Toyeje of Ogbomoso,

8. Edun of Gbogan,

9. Amepo of Abemo,

10. Kurumi of Ijaye,

11. Ojo Aburumaku of Ogbomoso (son of Toyeje)

12. Latoosa of Ibadan

13. Ladoke Akintola of Ogbomosho (the premier of western region during the first republic.

14. MKO Abiola of Abeokuta.

15. Gani Adams of Arigidi-Akoko.

The real Aare ona kankanfo ended with Aare Latosa of ibadan
Gani Adams will never want to accept this. History has made it clear that the Aares after Latoosa were more of political appointment by Alaafin.

He loves the title so much and as such want to feel so important.
Phones › Re: 5 Reasons Why Android Still Beats The Iphone by Nauttyprof(m): 9:14am On Oct 05, 2021
Reus:
You can install an app from from an unknown source too on IOS too, if anyone here has used appValley before, he or she can testify to that, You can similarly add app wigets and shortcuts to your iPhone homescreen, its clear you don’t use an iPhone but y’all just want to argue pointlessly to shame iPhones for no reason.
I have used one before widget is restricted unlike that of Android. Why did you avoid the split screen part?
Phones › Re: 5 Reasons Why Android Still Beats The Iphone by Nauttyprof(m): 5:15am On Oct 05, 2021
Bloomfrancs5:
Name the thing wey android get that you can't get with an iPhone. Name it make I show you say you dey ignorant.
Split screen, installing an App from unknown source and widget to your home screen. Prove me wrong since you are so knowledgeable.
Phones › Re: 5 Reasons Why Android Still Beats The Iphone by Nauttyprof(m): 7:53pm On Oct 04, 2021
Xixtie:
Something is definitely wrong with you. Apart from browsing with my Android, there's no other useful thing about it.
Then, you don't know how to use an Android phone. You still need a manual or YouTube videos to know the many benefits Android comes with which you can never get on iPhone.
Politics › Re: Governor Masari Builds Mosque On Roundabout In Katsina (Picture) by Nauttyprof(m): 11:02am On Oct 04, 2021
That's called thinking outside the box. At least, people no longer need to look for the nearest street or community for a mosque when they want to observe prayers.

All they need to do is to park along the road and go to the mosque on roundabout for prayers.

Thinking smart grin grin grin grin


We only have people who are not qualified for leadership positions in this 21st century. World leaders are thinking of solutions to the world problem and are coming up with new innovations. One is thinking of creating more problem (traffic issues) with mosque on roundabout.

When will Nigeria ever be developed?
Politics › Re: Appeal Court Grants Lagos Request To Join Rivers’ Suit On VAT by Nauttyprof(m): 2:12pm On Sep 30, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar

Isoright..

Wike the wicked rise and others will follow
Not totally correct. Wike rather learnt from Lagos error and did the right thing. Lagos had taken the FG to court on the issue of VAT which the court turned down the case and stated that the case should have been between the state and the agency empowered to collect VAT (FIRS).

So, it's more like Lagos State joining Rivers

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