₦airaland Forum

From top to buttom..

azraeljaheel:
Some people will never learn. Once a cheat always a cheat and na base on experience I dey use clear you this bitter truth

In that case almost everybody no go marry be that.

forMom:
A friend once told me this:
Whenever you visit a fastfood, always ask for the price of anything you want to buy.
Always ask.

Don't assume you know the prices.
Ask for the price.
Before you buy something that'll wreck you.
So far, I've followed the advice.

Nigerians are scared to ask. Even if they do and find it is too expensive or it does not make sense, pride or is it shame will not let them back out. They will be pay and have issues swallowing the food. "They let pride carry they go where them no know".
Thank God for my papa, those days for London, we enter shop to buy fruits etc, those grapes, popsi go cut one or 2 taste am to see if e sweet, mumsi go de shame. If him like am him go buy if the price make sense. Meanwhile mama go don go buy the one weh no sweet because sha de shame.

On a lighter note, I hope the officers have good dance steps and a good sense of humor.

As said by Guyman.

Firstcitizen:
Emefiele the dullard should hide in shame

Especially that Emefiele.

Sambaby7640:
How can I unseen this!

Iamdbull why you dey jump like that? You enter Kangaroo mode?

You fit collect slap from Asa if she see the way you take perform her song

I think he might do better as an athlete.

As said by a Nigerian politician.

More tax to fund landcruisers for Niger Republic Shey?

The charlatan speaks again.

Dashing out free money helps no one.
Except you say to stimulate buying and selling in that locality.

CUMIN:
If your logic is true. Why are they still disturbing the current herdsman.

"The monsters they made"
Figure out or rather ask the current oga.

Nothing thy wount destroy.
Place a man that accumulated over 100 houses in short time as governor as minister, one that knows nothing about the oil industry. What do you expect?
They should blame it on Jonathan and 16 years of PDP.
Imagine a minister complaining to ordinary citizens that Nigeria has not invested in oil industry. Is it us that should come and do the investments on behalf of Nigeria? Is he blaming Nigerian citizens? Seems the man does not even know his job.
No crap we wount hear!

Jashub:
It's funny but this shouldn't be displayed in public. Anyway, this is Nigeria and lawlessness is always the theme of everyday

How is this lawless? They don't seem to be bothering nobody.

Jashub:
The pastor has spoken the truth . But I'm sure he doesn't know that this bitch is in the hoe phase of her life ... which will most likely end in one of two ways:

1. A single mother with kids from different fathers

2. A divorced woman with a history of multiple sexual relations from everything under the sun

Chai, see analysis

Women shaa.
This davido has successfully turned 4 promising but long throat :oladies into tokumbo, seconds hand, old garment.

PandoraObi:
1+1-2=0 still effort in futility, politician will always be politician

Where is your region?

CUMIN:
Before the herdsman...a PhD holder supervise the growth of Boko Haram

For real?
Boko Haram that was brought to destabilize and embarrass the PhD holders gov even by the the chibok girls kidnapping. Who told the PhD holder that an attack on Boko Haram was an attack on the north when PhD man fought back?
Even when Mr PhD saw sabotage by eliments in the army, and took a proactive step by employing the services of South African defense contractors that in 2 months took over land the size of Belgium from Boko Haram, who then said it was an embarrassment that Nigeria had to employ mercenaries? Further canceled the contract? The heardsman oga at the top and apc lead by the agbado master!
PhD holder decimated Boko Haram to the level elections held in all local gov of the country.
Today what is the situation? Can you travel to your village in the north? Do it I dare you! Hmm. I will contribute to your ransom fund, even if it is 5k.

CUMIN:
If we have a peaceful country. We could organize several communities as tour areas.

It was possible untill we elected a heardsmen as oga at the top.

I can see cassava, what about dodo, ewa, garri and agbado?

Totilopussylick:
I'll have to confirm this from chief Lia Mohammed

Once that old man twist mouth towards the right, know say na lie him one tear.

inoki247:
lol Cultist dey report Cultist again


How far Ameachi is been a while I hear from him after the primary election abi baba still dey calculate him loss or he don run go hide From LAPO wey borrow him money du election....

Him borrow moni? Maybe the one him borrow from Chinese to place naija in debt..
Anyway people like that be like casino, bet naija, house no de ever loose.
Nigerian man weh negotiate billion dollar loan, watin you think say him cut go be?
That nigger fit be one of the richest Nigerians sef.

vincentjk:
I'm more saddened that the bully only took advantage of a man he's stronger than and not his match.

If he had fought with with an African with strong bones, he'd have seen hell on earth.

Lolz, Seems you still believe in that myth of african man having more power, being stronger than oyinbo.
The average Whiteman takes physical fitness more than the average black African. Where black man will drive a car oyinbo will rather treak. Have you not seen oyinbo will wake up and decide to climb mountain, climb cliff, jump from aeroplane (not that the plane wants to crash), jump inside ocean with huge wave as high as house just for fun.
While his death is really sad. Folks must be well behaved. I remember this days you go to tejuosho Market and you see this igbo traders tapping ladies arse, pressing their breast etc.
It is said this fellow passed some complement on the Italian guys lady which infuriated him. Not everyone takes crap, not to talk of a man with "court documented mental illness".
Men should behave themselves, especially in another man's country.

If to nack dog is her "tin", can't she nack her dog in peace again?

apache22b:
Yes Tinubu will continue where Buhari stopped, Keyami has spoken the bitter truth and I see no reason why any sane human being will vote for Peter Obi when you have Tinubu.
I feel disappointed and ashamed for people calling themselves Obidient's . It's a shame.

Peter Obi will never be President whether the youths likes it or not. That's the bitter truth.

Tinubu is what we all need at this time.

My fellow youths wake up let's make it right this time.

But if you want to suffer for the next four years with Peter Obi maladministration, the choice is yours.

Peter Obi is a total waste of time

Oga, it is good, let Tinubu be president. No quarell there, afterall folks spoke against buhari, but he became president and everyone has felt the heat and still feeling it. Even those that ran abroad and from there commenting after bringing buhari are still feeling it. Abi who likes to run to another man's country to be a second hand citizen?
Shebi it is 4-8 years tenue for tinubu? In that time we will know how far, good or bad, hopefully good. (God keeping us alive).

Bundaweber:
But another person in the earlier comment said he comes from the community and that those guys were scrap collectors

I assume you meant the guys killed.
As I wrote earlier. One of them was commisioned as a security man in a house whoes owner stays in Lagos. The house owners kid brother lives there.
As usual once a northerner stays in a place, his kinsmen join him, staying in the compound. I did not say all of them were security men. The others go out for their daily bread and come back to sleep in that premises at night.
I know, because I have links to that community. My late igbo grand mother was from that place.

Congrats.
How weather for uk. Hear it was chilly today.
Are you on holiday or you are one of those that have "japa", after voting buhari twice.

MuslimIgbo:



OSU pigs are bitting more than they can chew...



This is one of the reasons why Obi can never make it.

OSU pigs are so intolerant!

Stop writing crap.
Those villagers were terrorised as much as the people that were killed.
They noticed strange people that rode into the community in bikes, before they knew there was gun shots. By the time they mobilized and got there the people had left only for the villagers to find the gorey sight. Infact the house those northerners stayed is owned by a member of the community that had them to stay as Mai guard of which his fellow northerners came to stay with him. They have stayed there for years and part of the community.
The northerners there were part of the community and their loss is being grieved by the whole orogwe from what I hear.
After the first attack. It was the youths that notified the police of the incident.
Villagers especially women and children evacuated the village while youths including Northerners mobilized to arrange a vigilante setup incase the people attackers returned. On the 3rd or so day they actually did, the first house they went to was owned by a retired police officer, in the process of them breaking open his door he got his gun and opened fire on them killing 2 on the spot!
The village youths then invited the police and handed the dead invaders to them alone with their phones for the police to carry out proper investigation.

planetx:
So why are you still in Nigeria, why hasn't he brought you over to Europe so you too can build a mansion in Ikoyi and send 2018 Range Rover. You are using your cousin example like that is the true reality of the millions of Nigerians and Africans languishing in Europe.

Hmm, sometimes strange things happen ohh. I know a guy that found his way to the same Europe. Within a period of 3 years. Nigger built a powerful mansion, hotel, fleets of machines. On the other hand, one of my drivers took off about 6 years ago. Went through Niger to Europe. Crossed the ocean on a boat. Took him about 9 months before he called from Italy. Once in a while I hear he sends one or 2 buses with junk in the back they sell, further selling the bus.
But from what he said the last time he chatted with me, ground no level. It is more difficult in Europe because of influx refugees the past few years.
Guess 1 or 2 might be lucky to touch some fast money, but the majority do not have it rosy at all.

One thing guys should try to do is to plan. You want to japa, plan it for 1 year.
Register a business. Even if it is just a business name. Open a personal and a business account.
Now every money you get, earn, money you are sent errands with. Pay it into your business account and then transfer to your personal account, even if it is for 1 munite. Let the money pass through. If you are a sales man, even better. Pass the daily sales or use your account to receive the sales before sending to where you work.
Now apart from that. Just as op says he has 2m in savings. Try to get 4-5 trust worthy friends, each with 2m. Weekly, circulate the pool of funds through your accounts. Ie your 2m +8m. Gives you minimum turnover of 10m( apart from other transactions) monthly.
So in your 1 year plan. First 6 months covers existing period of your company, the following 6months shows a turn over on your account of minimum of 60m at the top of your bank statement when your print it. Your current balance might be then 2m.
I assure you the likelyhood of an embassy refusing you a visa on a 6 months company bank statement if eg 60m and personal account statememt of another 50 to 60m is quite slim. (unless village folks de involved).
That has sorted the major issue. All others are trival.

That nigger just used her to get more popular, to boost his career.