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@Post,

If the man is the type that have erection in sleep, if he is laying on his back then this of course can create visual imaginations and if she take that imaginations too far, yes, she could end up riding him in his sleep.  This is rape.  But hey, ;who is complaining?  I will give a standing order, "anytime you see me in that position don't waste time just jump on it".

For those men that say it is not possible, dont under-estimate women.  Usually when we lay down we fall asleep fast, women do not.  She is laying there looking at your face, studying your sleep pattern, your breathe rhythym. When a woman talks of intimacy, she truly means it _ she wants to become one with you and know you more than you know yourself.

@Post,

I don't know which have it easier, most men are easily overwhelmed when they see a light skinned woman, even if she was ugly and unsophisticated. There is a pull by most black men towards light skin, most accept it, as their default measure of beauty.

There is mystery in sex, there is drama in sex, there is romance in sex (separate from the romance in love), there is cadence in sex, there is friction in sex, there is elasticity in sex, ;for all these attributes of sex and many more, I seek dark skinned woman. Her darkness ignites the animal within me and that alone makes my blood hot for her. To the dark skinned women out there, mmwah!

Thanks for those pix, last night was a very awe inspiring moment.

Somebody said the British flag bearer is very tall, ; you must be short if thats what you call very tall

Where will they get the money from??

Same place China got it from ,, ;

Go to Africa, recruit their labour, pay them cheap, put the expatriate people in charge, use the cheap African labour to mine their minerals and ship to a foreign country, sell the products and keep the money in the foreign country.  At G8 meeting offer to help develop Africa and pledge donations but dont follow through.

Hey, DeepZone, when you have time to spare away from your nonsense and get back to it I posted reply to your 8100 query. Contact him and let me know.

Sisi,

Oh my, !! The sky is overcast, but for good reason - the coulds are pregnant and heavy with water, Thank God.

Lets have a chat, NeegroNations@gmail.com.

A wife's Duty
A mans home is his castle as such, he oought to be treated like a king.  When he returns home from a demanding eight hours on the job (or more!), he rightfully deserves a bit of pampering.  It's every wife's responsibility to dote upon her hard working spouse, to show that he is truly appreciated!

Recipe for success
Just as it would be unthinkable to serve frozen TV dinners or re-heated leftover to an hounored guest, these offering should not be considered acceptable dinner fare for the man you adore.  Give him a harty home-cooked meal- one that's prepared from scratch and seasoned with love.  The hours you spend over a hot sove will be repaid on full when he eagerly asks for seconds!

Put your best face Forward
Before he arrives home from work, take a few minutes to transform yourself from toiling housewife to vision of earthly delight.  Give your hair an extra shellacking of hair spray, re-apply your make-up, and trade in your housecoat for a stylish frock that shows off your figure.

Cleanliness is next to Godliness!
Make sure the house is spotless before he's due to arrive home.  Give the furniture a quick dusting, pick up any wayward toys and make sure all unsightly laundry and ironing has been put away.  Your house should be sparkling by the time he sets foot in it!

A Happy Homecoming
When your husband walks thrugh the front door, take his coat and guide him to his favoriate easy chair.  Offer him the evening newspater, his slippers and a dry martini to take thie edge off.  If he apears fatigued or cranky from his traffic-laden commute, a relaxing foot rub or shoulder massage may be in order.

Greet him with a smile
Nothing says "Welcome home dear", better than an ear-to-ear expression of your love - thats right a smile!  With just one glace at your face, your husband should know that his very presence marks the pinnacle of your day.

These contiune like this. . . . . . all rules from the dark ages.  don't get me wrong i treat my husband well but the way these rules are written and presented are from a time in life where women did not have a voice and did not matter for instance rule #11;

Decisons, Decisons
After toling for his demanding emplyer all day, a man wants to to be made to feel as though he's the boss when he crosses his own threshold.  Let him dictate important matters at home, from selecting the evenings televsions programs to choosing what he'd like you to serve for his bedtime snack.

I know this person was not serious, this was written to generate heated response.  But let's assume that he is serious with this view.  Here's my opinion:

1.  A woman's nature is designed for noble service _ caring, nurturing, healing, grooming, beautifying, etc,

2. A woman is fulfilled in her relationship when her ability to serve her man is not impaired or curtailed or handicapped

3. A woman is malleable and very impressive, so, relative to the man, she is easily influenced

4. Her nature will respond in kind to his leadership.

5. If the man will act upon the noble call of his nature, he will find her the most cooperative and loyal follower.

6. His presence will unlock the flower in her soul and she will submit to him willingly

7. She will outperform herself in everyway and beyond all the demands listed above in the quotations; because his love and protection over her has empowered and opened the blossom of feminity within her spirit. She sees, ears, feels, tastes, touches and wants nobody else but him.  

8. He will never have to demand, because she is naturally dutiful.  

9. He will respond intuitively to her needs, and even though she is dutiful, he will also be competent sufficiently around the household to relieve her occassionally so his own understanding and compassion can further be tested and rewarded. Without rolling up his sleeves and doing the dishes sometimes or scrubbing the bathroom floor sometimes, ;how would ever understand her sweat around the house and how would he ever appreciate her loyalty.

10.  A man must not voluntarily share in his wife's domestic duties, this will do more harm to her than good.

11. That is not his natural role. If he allows himself to be domesticated, then he has ruined his chances of being a competent man, husband and father in his own household.  

11. What he must do is reserve the right to jump in, not after she has asked, ;but way before she has even thought of asking, and do what needs to be done as if his access to her pouussy depended on it.

12.  If a woman should ask her man to be a domestic husband, then she has ruined her own best opportunity to remain the only woman in his life.

This is the wisdom of the Ancients.  If you need a clarify to understand these points, then you don't even need to be involved in the discussion at all.

Hmmm ,

Im trying to reach a lady called Sisikill but don't have her contact. Can anyone help me here?

Ruby, you no well. Me and KM be like snail and shell, everywhere snail dey na dere you go find hin shell.

NEPA will be our bane, by the time the the Stadium light goes off, the Olympic flame will be the only source of light then

Eldee, nah wetin my country do you like this that you come say dis kin thing? Chei!! No worry, we go don fix NEPA

The Chinese are not playing, they mean business!  

Here's what is interesting, look at that image in SeanT's post, ; this is the beginning of 4D interaction in entertainment and virtuality.  I can soon buy a gadget to install in my living room that allows me to beam "a virtual KarmaMod" right there.  

Oh, welcome KM, nice of you to grace me with your presence, ; can you please mix me some daiquiri, I don't want to miss the scene in this movie.  

May his soul rest in peace.

Sisi, how are you doing?  

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Home State - Lagos
Upbringing - Lagos
High School - Kano
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Jaipur - India
Timbuktu, Mali.

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DeepZone,

@Post,

Having polished manners and a universal outlook on life has nothing to do with being academically schooled with degrees upon degrees. There are countless degree holders that don't know how to structure a simple sentence much less have the etiquettes of dining publicly, but they have completed graduate school.

If Im looking for someone with class, her education will not reign supreme in my consideration, she cannot transfer degree to my children but she can transfer values to them and it's my responsibility to qualify her on that aspect.
You can teach academics, you cannot teach values; it is inbred.

Yall are still on this mess that DeepZone erected to distract people from doing something meaningful with their time?

Richy,

Could "hala" have evolved from "holler" ?

lmaoo, U r mean! Thats a whole lot of men right there!

@Negro
Height has to do with romance o. haaaa!
Dating a man shorter than me is out of the question

Whatt!! Explain how short height is a handicap for the man to love and adore you.

@post,

Why is it every week someone got a new thread open about height? Whats height gotta do with romance? Take this yeye thing to culture section

Eyeball -

Go across road go eyeball wetin dey happin come tell me - Go and look
Take ya time o, no eyeball me like dat again o - Don't belittle me with your eyes
I dey dere eyeball de ting mahself nah - I witnessed it

Make you COMOT - Come Out (to make an EXIT, LEAVE, DEPART, REMOVE)


I dey comot - I am exiting
Comot for hia - Leave here
E don comot for London - He has departed London
Comot ya hand for mah pocket quick quick - Remove your hand from my pocket immediately

tpia,

I checked into the name Oduduwa. I am not in any way concluding that these are definitely Oduduwa's names but I am suggesting doing a departure analysis where, the knowledge is empty but we can start somewhere to build possibilities and that somewhere is what I list below. From these, doing more indepth analysis and reasearch may reveal something thats not before disclosed. Below is what i found, not significant on its own but could serve as lead somewhere: I looked in all language types for Oduduwa; Odu-Duwa; Odu; Duwah; Oddwa; Arabic language produced the closest names and meaning.

Oud-Duwah > Oudu Duwa (Yoruba pronounciation)

1. Oud - wood instrument (a guitar like instrument; a cross between a guitar and a violin - in Yoruba)its called Goje)
2. Duwah - supplication (prayer, vigil)

I know it is said that he was found in the forest, but doing what? That should be the next thing _ retracing his steps from the throne back into the forest and filling in the gaps along the way.

Let's remember when discussing Oduduwa's ancestry to make mention of his father, Al-Mahrud (Lamarudu).

I better wear my shades on this one

Deep,

The burden of proof is not on Hannibal.  It is on you!  Men are claiming that there exist a population of women, we don't know if its proportional or dis-proportional, but that the existence of these population make it imperable that men must act kindly, under the law of fair-distribution, to ensure that they liaise with them in ways comforting and warm in nature.    

shades off   You are counter-claiming that men have no reason to cheat.  I do not advocate cheating but on what grounds are you trying to stop it?

Negro, no one can make you do anything. For you to claim that women drive a man to do sinful acts, then you my friend are clearly in denial

Onyinye, I like that!  Along the line of that argument, no woman should ever again cry here about husbands having forceful sex with their wives; 'cus guess what, ;  according to Onyinye, "no one can make you do anything".

Not really, If I was doing that, i should also advocate for the ills dominant in this society besides, I believe that more crimes are commited in America per sq m than Nigeria. Much as i agree that so many problems will come out from the TV show, i still believe that Nigeria is among the fastest society that evolves with little time and monogamy seems to be outsourcing polygamy today. With that notion, it means that in 10 years time, southern Nigeria  will more or less reinstate the efficacy of monogamous relations. Check this out, younger Nigerian couples are not having the usual 6-7-8 kids our parents had, why? They are having 2-3 nowadays, why is that?  Ibos and other south southerners  in the 21st century are predominantly monogamous prolly because of religion or what not  and the Yorubas are taking queue and with time, polygamy will be old fashioned. You have seen recent cases of women challenging their husbands at the divorce court in todays Nigeria, what happened to the old culture of the man telling the woman to pack her belongings and leave? I think it boils down to economic strength, the more women get educated and garner economic strength, the more they can stand before their husband and demand for respect without the fear of being thrown out.

, ; and in the context of that, what is the gender ratio?  

If there are more women of child bearing age than there are men, and even if the men choose to remain monogamous, the ambitious women will force them into adulterous and compromising situations where her immediate interest may likely not be directed at his matrimony but nonetheless to have him father a child for her that she could then raise independently on her own.  To you, this is an educated woman utilizing the advantages of her liberties and independence as an accomplished woman to forge forward within the mainstream society.  The problem is your objective with the topic is already defeated on two principles _ 1. cheating; 2. adultery.  So how do Southerners win in such an arrangement?

For self defense, you can kill someone in their sleep but you will have to prove beyond reasonable doubt that not doing so will definitely put your own life at risk, including violent death.

Deep,

Theoretically, your idea is not bad, what is ugly is implementing it in Naija!  You made reference to fighting crime.  Let me tell you this, any society where 6 out of every 10 persons is a criminal is never ever going to succeed in any attempt to control crime.  Where is the result of war on drug? How about war on guns?  War on violence?  The problem is the policy, not the society.  For behavioral control in the society, it is stupid to commercialize your policy.  This is exactly what you are proposing with the idea of cheaters TV.  As you have seen from respondents already you will create a dramatic scene wit far fetched outcomes, your "war on cheaters" will be a mess, ; and oh guess who will be coming in the footsteps of that, ;  Jerrry Springer!  
Deepzone, you aretrying so much to turn Nigeria into America or UK, arent you?