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Negroid001:You are really dense lol. Somebody they ask for help, you dey do i better pass, who follow you dey competition now. So becos of your miserly 200k we no go hear word again shior ![]() |
CuriousStudent:You better leave men alone. What a witch ![]() |
This is the third time im hearing this patterb why are people pushing others to their death. The other one i heard was at cms where an unknown tout pushed a guy going to work in front of a korope and ran away wtf is happening. |
Ashawo never invite you to church abi . Lol only clowns and fools will use that as a criteria for being a good woman |
Lol the day my ex friend jokingly called my first car a molue in front of his girl. I knew that was envy speaking and i sure didnt wait for him to stab me in the back before i flee. The heart of man is extremely wicked... Have friends at your own peril, my friendship is merely transactional we interchange value is all. If you do for me, i go do for you shikena ![]() |
ravensckar:See how she comfortably said in other words one useless simp should grant all her wishes like its her birthright or some fairytale, better wake up from your slumber your mate are out there making good money, u dey here dey find monkey dey work while baboon dey chop. You no get work, mkpi dey find billionaire. las las dem go use you lol ![]() |
body odor, mouth odor, bleaching ![]() |
The worst is most of these girls will invite their ex that fvcked the hell out of them to a wedding you paid for with your sweat lol , some will even have last fantasy sex with the ex that didn't prove valuable to her by any means. Happened for real with someone i am close with. The idiot that paid bride price will be gallivanting lol and the chop and clean mouth guy will be on the front row laughing at the inside joke that's on the simp, it rarely doesn't end there, most of firstborns are really child of the ex |
Yabaleft una patient don turn up. who give this mkpi phone ![]() |
worried222:after i focus and get money, make the right woman no come again oh lol ![]() |
PoliteActivist:lool good now tell me which nigerian pharmacy you want to go and buy anthrax lol . i wonder who would go through all the trouble to make anthrax in a lab just to kill one tiny little human. |
PoliteActivist:Do you even know what anthrax is? or you are just throwing the word anyhow because you heard it somewhere lol ![]() |
Which one be pouched rat, you wan cook am. 4 years never even start . Una don dey chop rat lol |
Jovialjune1:He is retarded. Yep definitely a retard lol ![]() |
The way all this women for this thread dey shout level up, levels, move up. I hope say if senator use the girl or relegate the said girl to level zero. This same rule go apply cos what is good for gander is also good for goose ![]() |
Boss na who give up na him lose. Just reading this i just remenisce my situation. I was given quit notice to leave a face n slap you house cos i couldnt afford rent in time years ago. My friends comot eye, na one person wey God touch him heart na him accomodate me reluctantly. Fast forward five months later. I bought my first car right in front of the said house i was given a notice. It had to be delivered there cos the guy that gave me connect used to live opposite me. Not like that was intentional or anything a couple months later. I rented an apt that costs times 20 of the face n slap annually. Sometimes life loves to give lemons dont take it personally. This too shall pass just double your hustle and stay positive bro |
Very dull comments on this thread. 1 man enter 7 women publicly and you people think the man is the problem. Carry on Davido, nothing do you. No reason am. Better compared to the outcome if davido was a broke guy. Enjoy yourself nigga |
Your guy lol. Like present tense ![]() |
Only applies to people like una wey still dey marry and pay bride price. Pesin like me, kilo kan mi. Pay 2 million for oloshos wey full outside i dey craze ni? Id rather jus Bleep in peace and call it a day, afterall no be today dem don dey nack dem without commitment But most yoruba girls are dirty oh and they will be forming clean lol |
Michaelspresh:Lol so now you need a secure safe-haven newbie to cheat on with michael ![]() |
Berrityga:Are you okay mentally? |
JasonScoolari: [center][/center] |
Calabar is different from akwa ibom. Try real calabar girl and come back and testify. Im an akwa ibom guy but calabar girls are something else |
Women should stop getting married in the first place. Biko women don't get married lol . So we can hear word |
You live people that are ready to work, carry work give olosho wey get big nyash. What did you expect would be the outcome. Runs girl believe seduction can cure every mans problem lol, prolly had all night with a customer lol ![]() |
tamdun:Lol you obviously havent heard of the OAU nigerian guiness book record holder who had sex for more than17hrs straight lol |
You want to pay bride price and youre asking is it okay lol. Continue simpinig my guy haha. You go soon carry old layers put inside house after youd be shouting shes barren when the chicken done born for another man keep, scatter her womb finish. Come retire ontop your property . I swear there are less real men nowadays |
Zhazhazhazha:Whoever sold you that line is not wise lol. Money isn't evil. Most people are ![]() |
Zhazhazhazha:Apparently you dont have money ![]() |
Apparently you don't have money ![]() |
mach7:Somebody that cannot speak go and come a US citizen. Lmao ![]() |
